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| Players: | 97/300 | Votes: | 156 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 12 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 2 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 15 | Runes Activated: | 3 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 |
so, like, u know how standing desks r like, supposed to be all healthy and stuff? well, turns out they might actually be bad for u. like, wut?? standing for more than 2 hours a day can make u get deep vein thrombosis and varicose veins. like, who knew standing could be so dangerous, amirite? so, like, come join our minecraft server where u can sit on ur butt all day and not worry about getting varicose veins. we even have virtual chairs so u can pretend ur sitting while u play. it’s like, the best of both worlds. so, like, join now before u end up with some weird vein disease from standing too much. #sitforlife #minecraft4life 🪑🎮
