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StealMyDiamonds Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	5067
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Star Shards Collected:	176	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Divine Spears Created:	24	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll see players trying to steal the most ridiculous things like someone’s pet chicken or even a block of dirt! Our server is full of crazy antics and wild adventures, you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll witness next. Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret underground base where players hoard all the rarest items like enchanted golden carrots and diamond horse armor. So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as a creeper explosion, come join us and see what madness awaits!

LegitCraft: Ukraine’s Call, Not Putin’s

Autonomy, Call, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, Democracy, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, Government, international relations, leadership, LegitCraft, legitimacy, national identity, Politics, presidential power, putin, Putins, self-determination, SOVEREIGNTY, Ukraine, Ukraines, world affairs, Zelenskiy

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	5910
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Ores Mined:	6491	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. we got, like, unicorns and rainbows and, like, flying pigs and stuff. you gotta join cuz, like, the server is run by a secret society of llamas who can, like, speak fluent pig latin. and, like, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that farts glitter. it’s, like, totally legit, bro. plus, we have, like, a secret underground disco party every saturday night where herobrine himself shows up to bust a move. so, like, join now before the llamas change their minds, man.

BlockbusterBlunders

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	2435
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Secret Passages Found:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11

so, like, imagine if you could enter your fave book or movie but in MINECRAFT form. like, you could be chilling in hogwarts with steve from minecraft or fighting zombies with spiderman. this server is like a portal to all your fave stories but with a twist – everything is made out of blocks and you gotta mine for resources to survive. trust me, you’ve never experienced harry potter or avengers like this before. join now and let the madness begin!

CBNcraft: Sleepytime Server

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	8264
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Villages Defended:	13
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

so, like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u, it’s like taking a small dose of cannabinol and entering a whole new world of adventure and fun!

our server is so lit that it will reduce all ur nighttime awakenings and sleep disturbances cuz u won’t be able to stop playing! it’s like a placebo-controlled investigation into the effects of pure awesomeness on ur gaming experience.

come join us and embark on crazy adventures, build insane structures, and battle epic mobs like never before. trust me, once u join, u won’t wanna leave. so what r u waiting for? join now and let the fun begin!

ZillaSMP: Where Minecraft meets Game of Thrones, but with more cannons and brews!

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	8426
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Farms Harvested:	749	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

ZillaSMP; Kingdoms and Politics
ZillaSMP is a Western European themed medieval roleplay SMP with kingdoms, naval warfare, tradable currency, and light RPG mechanics. It’s almost like an entirely new game inside of Minecraft! (no mods are required to join)
ZillaSMP is set in a time between King Alfred the Great’s death, and the formation of England; just as King Alfred’s kingdom of Wessex took its last stand against the vikings. It’s not intended to be 100% historically or geographically accurate, it’s meant to serve as a playable “alternate timeline” that is written through player actions and roleplay.
As with any roleplay server, there are many different roles you can choose or be selected for; knight, pirate, viking, lord, liege, etc. There are many kingdoms spread out in ZillaSMP’s 20k by 20k sized map; allowing chances for trade, war, conflict, and negotiations.

Features:

Different medieval faction types, like kingdoms, knighthoods, trade guilds, and viking tribes
A feudalistic hierarchy and land claim system
Lore, which is written through player roleplay
Proximity-based voice chat
An RPG mob leveling system based on experience
Tradable currency and chest shops
Cannons
Real boats that you can build, captain, and attach cannons to
Real tactical planning and defense building

More Information:

To learn more about ZillaSMP, please check out our gameplay guide.

How to Join:

To join ZillaSMP, please join our Discord server and follow the instructions in the ZillaSMP Info channel.

FAQ:

1. Is ZillaSMP a modded server?

No, ZillaSMP does not require any mods to join. It is a vanilla Minecraft server with custom features and mechanics.

2. How do I choose a role in ZillaSMP?

Players are free to choose their own roles on ZillaSMP, such as knight, pirate, viking, lord, or any other medieval-themed role. Roles can also be selected through in-game interactions and roleplay.

3. Can I form my own kingdom in ZillaSMP?

Yes, players are able to establish their own kingdoms within the game, complete with land claims, hierarchy, and other medieval elements. This allows for player-driven politics, conflict, and alliances.

4. Are there specific rules for naval warfare in ZillaSMP?

While there are guidelines for naval combat, such as the use of cannons on boats and strategic planning, players have the freedom to engage in naval warfare as they see fit. Just remember to follow the server’s rules and guidelines for fair play.

5. How can I join ZillaSMP?

To join ZillaSMP, simply join the Discord server linked above and follow the instructions provided in the ZillaSMP Info channel. From there, you can connect to the server and start your medieval roleplay adventure.

LostCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	3903
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	27	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Mythical Swords Crafted:	85	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will have you questioning reality? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is like “Where do you think they are today?” Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are. Are you ready to dive into a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky? Join now and let the madness begin!

CoverBabyRape Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	2760
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Love Letters Sent:	15	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Buildings Constructed:	25	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a baby on the cover of a Nirvana album? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re touching the baby’s penis yourself! Join us for non-stop laughs, epic adventures, and a community that’s as unpredictable as a 90s grunge band. So come on, dive in and experience the madness for yourself! Just don’t forget your swim trunks, things are about to get wet and wild!

CraftyCraze Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8924
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Villages Defended:	13	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a giant chicken into battle, mining diamonds with a pickaxe made of spaghetti, and fighting off an army of evil llamas with laser eyes. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of madness anywhere else! So why wait? Join now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

MineCraftMogul

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	9697
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Star Shards Collected:	260	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Potions Brewed:	83	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	61	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

Are you tired of living in a boring old world where diamonds are just shiny rocks? Well, come join our Minecraft server where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers give you high fives instead of blowing up your house!

On our server, you can build a mansion made entirely of gold blocks, ride on a flying pig to explore the vast lands, and even have a pet dragon that shoots out fireworks instead of fire.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away, and you can challenge the Ender Dragon to a rap battle for ultimate bragging rights.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and live out your wildest dreams of being rich in a Minecraft world like no other!

CopenHitCraft

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	5764
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Dimension Hops:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

so, like, you wanna join this amazin’ minecraft server? well, lemme tell ya, it’s so lit that even the danish prime minister got hit by some random dude in the streets of copenhagen! her office was like, “whaaat?!” but then they were like, “oh well, at least we got this bomb-ass minecraft server to play on.”

come join us and you’ll be part of the most epic adventures ever. we got dragons flyin’ around, unicorns chillin’ in the forest, and even a secret underground disco party where the creepers like to bust a move.

so, if you wanna be part of the danish PM-hittin’, dragon-fightin’, disco-dancin’ madness, then this is the minecraft server for you! come on, what are you waitin’ for? let’s do this!

PunchMeThroughScreenCraft

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	3299
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Divine Spears Created:	24
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4

So, like, you know how sometimes people can be total jerks online? Well, NOT on this server, bro. Why? Because if someone tries to be a meanie, you can just reach through your screen and PUNCH THEM IN THE FACE!

Imagine the chaos, the hilarity, the sheer awesomeness of being able to physically fight back against trolls and griefers. Plus, think of all the exercise you’ll get from all that virtual punching! Who needs a gym membership when you can just log onto this server and work up a sweat with some good old-fashioned monitor brawls?

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll also get to ride on flying pigs, mine diamonds with a spoon, and battle evil unicorns with nothing but a carrot for a weapon. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers server where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few broken monitors). See you there, champ!