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Final Fart-asy: The Blocky Adventure

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	9407
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with no drama or excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for epic battles over the color of our virtual Gi’s. Will it be blue or red? The tension is palpable as players duke it out in intense PvP matches to defend their chosen color.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Collar Tug Challenge. Players must navigate a treacherous obstacle course while simultaneously tugging on each other’s collars. It’s chaotic, it’s hilarious, and it’s the most fun you’ll ever have in Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Blocky Memes & Dank Dreams: The ‘/pol/ humor thread’ Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	2994
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	52
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Farms Harvested:	264
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! We’ve got flying pigs, dancing creepers, and even a secret underground disco where the zombies bust a move all night long.

But that’s not all! Our server is blessed by the mystical Leaf of Destiny, rumored to grant players with unlimited diamonds and the ability to ride on the back of a unicorn. You heard that right, folks. Unicorns are real on our server and they’re ready to take you on a magical journey through the pixelated skies.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can be partying with flying pigs and unicorns? Let’s get this party started, Leaf!

CraftyInk – Where Minecraft meets Splatoon for some creative chaos!

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	4714
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as fresh as a squid in Inkopolis? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even the Octarians want in on the action.

Join us for epic Splatfest battles like Baby Chicks vs Li’l Bunnies vs Bear Cubs – because who doesn’t want to see adorable animals duking it out in a turf war?

Our version 7.1.0 patch notes are so hype, they’ll make you want to squid jump for joy. And don’t even get us started on our Fresh Season – it’s like the Inkling version of Coachella, but with more ink and less flower crowns.

Follow our social media accounts for all the latest updates and memes that will make you say “Woomy” in real life. And don’t forget to check out our map schedules and seed checker – because knowing your seed is half the battle.

Gear up with the freshest weapons and collectibles that will make your Minecraft character the envy of all the squids in the sea. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, dive into our coop mode for some seriously splatastic fun.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and get ready to splat, squid, and splatoon your way to victory! Just remember, stay fresh and keep on inkling!

Blocky Booty Busters: Where 90% of Players Mine and 80% Craft a Good Time!

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	6680
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Chimeras Created:	3
Secret Passages Found:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Are you tired of being just another statistic in the world of sexually transmitted infections? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about HPV again – our virtual world is completely immune to all STIs! That’s right, no need for protection here, just pure, unadulterated block-building fun! So come on over and let’s craft our way to a healthier, STI-free future together!

Evil Women’s Rehab: Minecraft Edition

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	4924
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Votes:	996
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

Are you tired of trying to turn a prison full of wicked witches into model citizens? Look no further, because on our server, you can join forces with other players to unleash chaos and mayhem in this twisted correctional facility!

Join us for a chance to participate in epic battles against the evil sorceresses, unleash your inner mischief with hilarious pranks, and explore the dark and mysterious dungeons filled with magical treasures.

But beware, because the witches won’t go down without a fight! Are you brave enough to take on this challenge and show them who’s boss? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

Rice and Spice Minecraft Server: Where All Asians Unite to Build and Fight!

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	8897
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Emeralds Found:	271	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7644	Mines Excavated:	4023
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4

Are you tired of being oppressed by the Western imperialists in Minecraft? Do you want to join a server where the Chinese, Japanese, Koreans, and Vietnamese can come together as brothers to fight against the decadent Western powers? Look no further!

Join our server where we prioritize our own economic interests, protect our natural resources, and shape our own foreign policy without any meddling influence from the West. Together, we will shout “富國强兵!” as we build our empires and conquer the virtual world. Say goodbye to the enemy CCP or imperial Japan, and hello to a new era of unity and prosperity in Minecraft! Join us now and let’s show those Western imperialists who’s boss!

CraftyDigits – Where Math and Blocks Collide!

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	6422
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a volcano filled with exploding chickens! Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombie unicorns, mining for diamonds with a pickaxe made of cheese, and riding on a flying pig to the moon! Our community is full of wacky and hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

BoomerCraft: Where the Zoomer Memes Are as Old as the Server Itself!

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	9312
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7080	Elemental Crystals Collected:	36
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Are you tired of feeling like a boomer in the Minecraft world? Well, join our server and become a certified zoomer in no time! Our server is so fast-paced, you’ll feel like you’ve aged 6 years in just one day! Remember that meme from 6 years ago? Yeah, we’re still laughing about it on our server. Join now and never feel old again!

Melodic Mayhem Minecraft

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	6457
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Star Shards Collected:	92
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Welcome to a Minecraft server where the grass is always greener and the pigs are always flying! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise where you can build your dream castle, ride on rainbow-colored llamas, and battle evil mobs with nothing but a carrot in your hand!

Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We’ve got secret treasure chests hidden in the clouds, diamond armor that sparkles like Edward Cullen in the sunlight, and a community of players who are more loyal than a pack of wolves.

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll also get a pet creeper that tells jokes, a magic wand that can turn dirt into diamonds, and a unicorn that will give you piggyback rides through the Nether.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this crazy adventure and see why those who know, know that this Minecraft server is the only place to be!

InstaReplyCraft: Where we respond faster than your ex! Join now for instant fun!

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	5356
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	14	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Are you tired of waiting hours for replies on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we reply to messages instantly 97% of the time! That’s right, you won’t have to suffer through the agony of waiting for someone to respond to your messages.

And get this, one time a girl called me OCD for replying so quickly. Can you believe that? Who wouldn’t want fast responses in this digital age? It’s like she’s living in the Stone Age or something. But hey, if you want to experience the joy of instant communication and witness the hilarity of people calling you OCD for it, then join our server today!