steak01 Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	5610
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Dimension Hops:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Mines Excavated:	1423

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is filled with crazy shenanigans and outrageous adventures! Join us if you want to witness epic battles with flying llamas, build giant statues of cheese, and participate in intense dance-offs with creepers. But beware, because you might just stumble upon a secret underground society of penguin wizards who control the fate of the server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP! Join now and become part of the madness, onii chan! brap splUNK FRRPTTHHHPPP BRRRREAAAAAPP PRRFFFFTTTT plip plip ploppopoppp plop plop FRRRRREEPRPPPTTTHHPPPTH BRAAAAAPPPP SPALUNK

Foxy Fun Minecraft Server

Adventure, animal, Anthropomorphic, Buy, Character, console, cute, FANTASY, Fox, Foxy, Fun, Furry, Game, gameplay, Interactive, Minecraft, PC, player, Protagonist, Purchase, role playing, Server, Story, video game

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	864
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3

🦊 Want to join a Minecraft server where you can buy foxes? Well, look no further because on our server, you can literally purchase your very own fox companion! And if that’s not enough to convince you, let me tell you about the time I rode my fox into battle against a horde of creepers and emerged victorious. So come join us for some foxy fun and epic adventures! 🦊 #FoxSquadGoals

Incelmobile Minecraft SMP

CAR, DATING, Gender norms, Ick.., incel community, incel culture, incel mindset, Incelmobile, Insecurity, Masculinity, Minecraft, Misogyny, misogyny in cars, Purchase, relationships, self worth, smp, societal expectations, toxic behavior, toxic masculinity, Vehicle, Women

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	985
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Crops Grown:	9351	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Villages Defended:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to spice up your gaming experience!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and hilarious shenanigans. Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you laughing until your sides hurt.

But that’s not all! We have a secret potion that turns all the mobs into dancing llamas, a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, and a portal that leads to a parallel universe where pigs fly.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience the wackiest, most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Crafty Trump Minecraft Server

4D Chess, alternative narrative, Conspiracy Theory, controversial, Crafty, Deception, Government, Manipulation, media manipulation, mind games, Minecraft, Normalization, Politics, Possible Trump psy-opp, power play, Presidential election, psychological operation, public perception, Server, speculation, strategy, theory, trump

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	9818
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Emeralds Found:	6674	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Votes:	3872
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or intrigue? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and witness the wildest conspiracy theories unfold before your very eyes! Ever wondered if Trump is just a 4D chess move to normalize what happened to him? Well, on our server, you’ll find out the truth (or at least some hilarious fan fiction)!

But that’s not all – we have secret underground societies, mythical creatures roaming the land, and even a talking pig who claims to have insider information on the server’s admin! Who knows what other wacky adventures await you on our server?

So come on, join us and be a part of the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft community out there! Who needs reality when you have our server to escape to?

DFT Minecraft SMP – Discord Fappy Talky

adult chat, adult content, BDSM, Camming, cybersex, dft, dirty talk, Discord, erotic chat, Fappy, fappy talky, fetishes, GYATT edition, jerk off, kinks, Minecraft, naughty chat, NSFW, online sex, Roleplay, sexting, sexual fantasies, smp, Talky, virtual sex

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	2718
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Votes:	8098
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Orbs of Power Found:	5

Welcome to the wackiest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter – /dft/! Join us for some epic adventures, where we post tags, talk about fetishes, and yes, even have a designated jerk off area.

Why join /dft/? Well, where else can you find a community that combines the thrill of exploring Minecraft with the excitement of discussing your wildest fetishes? Plus, our GYATT edition is sure to blow your mind (and maybe some other things too).

So come on, join us on /dft/ and experience a Minecraft SMP like no other. Just be prepared for some truly outrageous stories and antics along the way!

⭐❤️⭐HURRY TO GET YOUR DONAT – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, Aternos, Auction, Cheats, Clans, classic, Dance, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Empty, Events, feelings, Fly, football, Free Admin, Free Donations, Friends, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Hockey, Hookahs, Large Online, Naruto, No Mini-Games, No Registration, No Wipes, Pets, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, sex, Skyblock, Spit, Survival, TNT Run, tops, Transport, Vanilla, weapons, Weddings, Whitelist, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	8131
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Dragons Tamed:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	3646
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Enchantments Applied:	259	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Version > 1.9-1.21.3

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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. No donation bytes

3. Friendly admins

4. Constant updates

5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Items at lvl X

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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SkyBlock:

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

➤ Menu (/menu)

➤ Shop (/shop)

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Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server

After the Sunset, Aglaea, Amphoreus, Arlan, drip marketing, Eighth Dawn, Erudition, general, Harmony, herta, Honkai, Jing Yuan, Light Cone, Minecraft, myriad celestia, Qingque, Rail, Redeemable Codes, Remembrance Trailblazer, Resources, Server, Soloist, star, star rail, Sunday, Thread Template, Tingyun, Tools

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	4104
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Astral Projections Made:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Ores Mined:	7539	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure that will leave you laughing and crying (from joy, of course).

Picture this: you log in and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs ride on top of creepers, chickens can talk, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party. But that’s not all – our server also has custom mods that allow you to ride on the back of an Ender Dragon while wielding a diamond pickaxe that shoots fireballs.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – every player gets their own personal unicorn mount that can fly to the moon and back. Yes, you heard that right. Unicorns. Flying. To the moon.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re afraid of unicorns, then maybe stay away).

The Absolute State Of This Card Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	9627
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Villages Defended:	17
Star Shards Collected:	158	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us if you’re tired of boring, vanilla servers and want to experience the absolute madness that is our world.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally spawned a herd of exploding llamas in the middle of someone’s base. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you. Or how about the time we had a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a pet dragon? Yeah, things got pretty heated (literally).

But that’s not all! Our community is full of hilarious and quirky players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. From building giant statues of potatoes to organizing impromptu dance parties in the town square, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the absolute state of this card for yourself. Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen – because in our world, anything is possible.

Lube Me Up Minecraft Server

Abuse, advocacy, assault, Awareness, consent, empowerment, healing, hurt, Justice, Lube, mental health, Minecraft, Pain, rape, Recovery, Server, sexual assault, Support, survivor, Therapy, Trauma, violence

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	4281
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Farms Harvested:	224
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise a wild and unforgettable experience!

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans that will leave you in stitches. Our community is filled with players who are always up for a good time, whether it’s building giant phallic structures or staging elaborate pranks on each other.

And don’t worry, we always make sure to use lube when things get a little too crazy. Trust us, it’s all in good fun! So come on and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurd. See you in the game!

/Red /Mug /Under /Ground /Minecraft SMP

biggest football club, football analysis, football club debate, football fandom, Football Fans, football supporters, ground, Minecraft, mug, red, RMUG, smp, soccer clubs, sports arguments, sports community, sports controversy, Sports Culture, sports debate, sports discussion, sports fans, sports opinions, sports passion, team loyalty, team rivalry

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	2517
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Buildings Constructed:	18	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Divine Spears Created:	20
Dragon Eggs Found:	7312	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Are you tired of arguing with your friends about which football club is the best? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft SMP, we have settled the biggest football club debate once and for all! Join us and show off your love for your favorite team by building epic stadiums and hosting virtual matches with other players. Who needs real-life football when you can kick a virtual ball around in Minecraft?

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there is a secret underground bunker on the server where all the retired football legends hang out and play Minecraft together. Want to join them for a game of virtual footie? Then hop on our server and start building your way to fame and glory!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and let’s kick some virtual balls together!