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SMPMinnesottaGriefers: Minecraft SMP – TimWalz4Somalia

America, controversy, current events, flag ceremony, governor, loyalty, Minecraft, Minnesota flag, national identity, News, patriotism, Political, political statement, protest, Replacement, smp, SMPMinnesottaGriefers, social media outrage, Somali flag, Symbolism, TIM WALZ, TimWalz4Somalia, Traitor, Video

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5916
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have a player who is so notorious, he’s literally considered a traitor to America! Join us for the chance to witness epic battles, crazy betrayals, and unexpected alliances. Who knows, you might even become friends with the infamous traitor himself! So come on, join us and experience the chaos and hilarity that ensues on our server. Just be prepared for anything, because on this SMP, anything can happen!

WeddingSnubbedCraft

colleague conflicts, communication breakdown, coworker relationships, department dynamics, exclusion, hurt feelings, interpersonal conflicts, office politics, professional relationships, social dynamics, social exclusion, team communication, team dynamics, Wedding celebration, wedding guest list, wedding invite, WeddingSnubbedCraft, work environment, work events, workplace drama, workplace etiquette

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	5554
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	183	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5

Are you tired of being left out like the last block in a game of Tetris? Join our Minecraft server where everyone is invited, even the chickens!

Picture this: a wedding where the bride personally tells everyone in the department they can’t come because they want to keep it small. But wait, there’s more! Turns out, they were just trying to save money and didn’t want to spend extravagantly. Meanwhile, the bride’s face changes faster than a creeper exploding when she finds out someone spilled the beans about not being invited.

But wait, there’s even more drama! A dinner celebration where you contribute to the gift, only to find out you can’t attend because of a trip overseas. And guess what? No one even considered changing the date for you. It’s like being stuck in a never-ending loop of social exclusion.

So, why join our Minecraft server? Because here, everyone is welcome, even if you’re the square peg in a round hole. Build your own world where you’re the VIP, no exclusions allowed. Let’s turn those awkward office moments into epic block-building adventures!

DumbOlympicSport Minecraft SMP

Absurd, athletes, BIZARRE, Competition, controversial, DumbOlympicSport, Entertaining, funny, least popular, long tail tag, Minecraft, odd, Olympic sport, olympics, Ridiculous, smp, sports, strange, Stupidest, Unconventional, unpopular, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	1911
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Votes:	3716	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Crops Grown:	2171	Secret Passages Found:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	368	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is like the Olympics of Minecraft, but with a twist – we have the stupidest Olympic sports you’ve ever seen! From synchronized sheep shearing to underwater pumpkin carving, we guarantee you’ve never experienced anything like this before. Join us for a chance to prove your skills in the most ridiculous challenges and laugh your way to victory! Who knows, you might even become the reigning champion of the dumbest sport in Minecraft history! So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your dignity too)!

BlockBros: Pain to Gain!

Adversity, BlockBros, Challenges, Character development, coping mechanisms, difficult situation, emotional growth, gain, growth after hardship, growth mindset., introspection, life lessons, Men, mental toughness, Pain, perseverance, personal growth, reddit, resilience, Self Discovery, self improvement, strength

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	2360
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Alien Abductions:	0	Divine Spears Created:	24
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything unique or exciting? Well, have we got the server for you!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of angry chickens starts attacking you. But fear not, because on our server, chickens are actually trained ninjas sent by the evil Chicken Overlord to test your combat skills. Can you defeat them and claim their feathers as trophies?

But that’s not all! Our server also has a special feature where every time you die, you respawn as a different animal. One minute you’re a cow, the next you’re a creeper trying to blow up your friends. It’s chaotic, it’s unpredictable, and it’s hilarious!

So why should you join our server? Because where else can you experience the thrill of battling ninja chickens and the absurdity of being a cow with a pickaxe? Join us now and let the madness begin!

IranCraft Server: ThursFriAttack

Attack, expected, FRIDAY, IranCraft, Iranian, Israel, long tail, may come, Officials, Server, tags, THURSDAY, ThursFriAttack

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	9568
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	146
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5

Join our epic Minecraft server and escape the impending Iranian attack on Israel! Build your fortress, gather resources, and prepare for battle in a world where anything is possible! Who needs real life drama when you can create your own chaos in the virtual world? Join now and let’s survive together!

Begum’s Blocky Adventure

Adventure, appeal denied, Begums, blocky, British citizen, British citizenship, British court, British justice system, citizenship, court ruling, extremism, final decision, HUMAN RIGHTS, international law, ISIS bride, legal battle, legal case, national security, Shamima Begum, Terrorism, UK citizenship, UK court, UK LAW

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7400
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Dragon Eggs Found:	1970	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Dragon Eggs Found:	8850

so like, u know how shamima begum is like, tryna come back to the uk but they keep sayin no? well, if u wanna escape all that drama and just chill in a minecraft server, then u gotta join this one! we got diamonds for days and creepers that do the cha cha slide. plus, if u join now, u get a free pet llama that spits at anyone who tries to grief ur build. so come on down and escape the real world drama with us!

TobaccoCraft: DNA Damage & Gut Bugs

bugs, Cancer prevention, cancer research, carcinogens, colon cancer, colorectal cancer, colorectal tumors, Damage, Dna, DNA damage, DNA sequencing, environmental factors, genetic analysis, genetic mutations, genetic risk factors, Gut, gut bacteria, Microbiome, personalized treatment, Precision medicine, public health, smoking, tobacco, TobaccoCraft, tumor development

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	6728
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

come join our epic minecraft server, where we have the biggest ever genetic analysis of colorectal cancer! we found out that tobacco and gut bacteria are causing all the DNA damage, but don’t worry, we have potions to protect you from those nasty cancer-causing critters! join us and fight off the evil tobacco and bacteria mobs while building your own epic base and battling other players in epic PvP battles! plus, we have a secret hidden dungeon filled with rare loot and treasure waiting to be discovered! so what are you waiting for? join our server now and let’s kick some cancer butt together!

Room Reno Minecraft Server

accessories, bedroom makeover, budget-friendly, color scheme, Creative, decor, Design ideas, diy, Furniture, home improvement, inspiration, interior design, lighting, Minecraft, organization, Redecorating, RENO, renovation, room, Server, Tips, Tricks, Upgrade

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	7878
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Crops Grown:	2148
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	351
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Votes:	4449
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	8

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about boring room upgrades again! Our virtual interior designers are top-notch and can turn your pixelated shack into a luxurious palace fit for a Minecraft king. Need a lava pit for a jacuzzi? We got you covered. Want a pet dragon to guard your diamond stash? No problem. The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your sanity). So come on in and let’s make your room the envy of all your blocky friends!

The iDOLM@STER SMP Craze

cd, character birthdays, Cinderella Girls, collab, collaboration, Crazeliul, english wiki, event dates, gacha dates, idolm@ster general, idolmaster, idolmaster-thread, IDOLMSTER, iM@S, interview, japanese news, maintenance, material translations, merch, mini game, music downloads, shiny colors, smp, Stream, ulliThe, Vtuber

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	9704
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	53
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to play!

Imagine building a house with your friends while dodging creepers and zombies, only to have a surprise visit from a group of singing idols who want to join your server! Will you team up with them to defeat the Ender Dragon, or will you challenge them to a dance-off in the Nether?

With events like CG Manami’s birthday bash in 2024 and the SC x Oshi no Ko collab, there’s never a dull moment on this server. Plus, don’t miss out on the chance to unlock idol profiles by playing the Daifugo mini-game or discovering shocking family secrets like Hana’s little brother and Sakuya’s deceased parents (yikes)!

But that’s not all – we’ve got wet t-shirt competitions, dry t-shirt promotions, and even a digital pre-release of the hit song “mellow mellow” to keep you entertained. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, join the Cats, Dogs, Bunnies, and Squirrels gang for some wild shenanigans!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness of this Minecraft SMP and let the chaos begin!

CraftyControl Minecraft Server

abandonment, anger, Apology, Boundaries, bullying, Communication, confession, Confrontation, control, CraftyControl, DATING, family, fixated, forgiveness, friendship, love, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Obsession, reconciliation, Server, trip, worry

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	8926
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	71
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Animals Bred:	89
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama and love triangles are just part of the game! Join us for a wild ride full of unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of our player who confessed his love to his childhood crush, only to be left heartbroken when she started dating someone else.

But that’s not all – we have golf trips, phone confiscations, and angry confrontations waiting for you! Who knew Minecraft could be so intense? And hey, if you’re a literal bastard like our player, don’t worry – we welcome all kinds here, even those with mysterious parentage.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find such a rollercoaster of emotions and crazy adventures? Come on in and see what surprises await you in our wacky world of Minecraft!