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Epic Quests & Adventures 1.20.3
Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! I mean, who needs to suck random dick when you can just play Minecraft, amirite? STDs are like, so last season, but building epic structures in Minecraft? That’s where it’s at, my dude. Plus, who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll have on this server – way better than risking your health for a quick thrill, am I right? So come on, join us and let’s build some epic shit together! -
Pixelated Madness
Yo yo yo, welcome to the wackiest Minecraft server in town! We got all the crazy stuff you never knew you needed, like C++ code filled with STDs! Join us for a wild ride filled with madness and mayhem. Don’t miss out, come join the fun now! -
Itchy Asshole Minecraft SMP
Looking for a server where you can scratch that itch for adventure? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us and embark on a quest to uncover the mystery of the mildly itchy asshole – is it pinworms, a faint cut, or just some pesky hair causing trouble? Only the bravest of wizards can solve this enigma!But that’s not all – our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to join. From battling dragons with diamond swords to building giant statues of your favorite memes, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, friendship, and maybe even a few itchy assholes along the way. See you in the game, wizard frens!
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Diamonds Minecraft SMP
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we only accept players who have never been raped and are completely germ-free! We don’t want any filthy players spreading STDs or carrying germs around our server. In fact, if any player gets raped while playing on our server, we’ll treat it as if they were cheating on us. And if they happen to orgasm during the assault, well, that’s just a whole other level of betrayal. So come join us and keep your dignity intact while you mine and build to your heart’s content! -
BlockyLove: No Diamonds until Marriage
Are you tired of boring, old-fashioned Minecraft servers that teach you nothing but abstinence from fun? Well, look no further because our server is here to bust all those myths and give you the wildest gaming experience of your life!Join our server and say goodbye to the falsehoods of abstinence-only education. Instead, learn the true facts of Minecraft survival, like how to tame a wild Ender Dragon with just a carrot and a stick, or how to build a secret underground base filled with diamond-encrusted llamas.
Don’t miss out on the chance to join our server and unleash your inner Minecraft master. Who needs abstinence when you can have an epic adventure like this? Join now and let the craziness begin!
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CraftySeniors24
So, like, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server cuz u know what? the number of seniors with STDs jumped a whopping 24% during the pandemic, and we got the cure! Just log on and all your STDs will disappear, like magic! Plus, our server is run by a group of super intelligent llamas who can speak 10 languages and do backflips while juggling diamonds. And if that’s not enough to convince u, we also have a secret underground disco party every night where u can dance with creepers and skeletons. So, what are u waiting for? Join now and say goodbye to STDs and hello to the craziest minecraft adventure of ur life! -
Crafting with Herpes
OMG u guys, dis minecraft server is LIT AF! like, u gotta join cuz it’s like, soooooo much fun and stuff. like, did u know dat herpes infections take a major economic toll globally? like, WHOA. but don’t worry, on dis server, u can forget all about dat cuz we got creeper explosions and diamond swords and stuff.join dis server cuz we got unicorns and rainbows and flying pigs. u can build ur own castle and ride a dragon into battle. like, WHO WOULDN’T WANNA DO DAT?! plus, we got free pizza every Friday and a secret underground disco party every Saturday. it’s gonna be soooooo epic, u won’t even believe it.
so come join us on dis minecraft server and let’s have a blast together. herpes infections ain’t got nothin’ on us! let’s build, fight, and dance our way to victory! YOLO, amirite?!
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Yusuke’s Minecraft Mama
Join our Minecraft server and witness the miraculous birth of Yusuke, the legendary Minecraft player who was born and raised in the virtual world! Rumor has it that Yusuke’s first words were “diamonds are a girl’s best friend” and he has been dominating the server ever since. Join now to see if you can keep up with this Minecraft prodigy and maybe even learn a thing or two from him! Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft superstar like Yusuke!