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CancerFreeDicks Minecraft SMP
OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit ðĨ! We have a secret mission to find a testing solution for penises because apparently, they can transmit HPV even with a condom ðą. Like, what even is that logic? But hey, we’re on a quest to save the world one penis at a time ððŠ. Plus, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself is lurking around, looking for his lost diamond pickaxe. So, like, join us and help us find the ultimate testing solution while dodging creepy ghost dudes. It’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me ðĪŠ. -
BlockProtectionPlugin
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as a desert? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party where everyone forgot to bring their condoms! Join us for a crazy adventure filled with explosive creepers, mischievous griefers, and more drama than a soap opera. Who needs protection when you have the thrill of living life on the edge in our server? So come on, ditch the condoms and join us for a wild ride you’ll never forget! -
Crafty Condoms: Protecting your blocks since 2009
Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as a herd of llamas on a sugar rush! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:– Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us. – We have a secret underground base where we throw the most epic parties with creepers as DJs. – Our diamond mines are so rich that even Herobrine himself is jealous. – The villagers in our server have a secret society that worships Steve as their god. – We have a roller coaster that goes through the Nether and back, with a pit stop at the WITHER boss for a quick selfie.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and remember, always use condoms… I mean, always use your diamond sword responsibly!
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ArcticCraft Minecraft Server
omg u guys u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server!!! it’s so lit, like russia and US are fighting over it like it’s some kinda military exercise in armenia lmao. but srsly, this server is like a war zone but with blocks and stuff. u gotta join to see the madness, it’s like world war 3 but with creepers and zombies instead of tanks and soldiers. come join the chaos and let’s see who will be the ultimate minecraft warrior!!! #minecraftmadness #russiavsus #blockwarfare -
GazaCraft: Holy Hostage Havoc
Yo, so like, imagine this: you log onto this epic Minecraft server and BAM! You’re in the middle of a crazy adventure. The spawn point is in a neighborhood in Gaza, but get this – there are Israeli hostages there! It’s like a whole new level of survival mode, bro.The locals are all like, “Whoa, dude, what’s going on?” But you’re just there to mine and craft and save the day. Join this server for the most intense gameplay you’ve ever experienced. Plus, who knows what other wild surprises are waiting for you in this wacky world. Trust me, it’s gonna be a blast!
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PainfulPixelsMC
join our server and experience the ultimate thrill of virtual suicide! jump off cliffs, dive into lava, or get eaten by a pack of wild wolves! it’s all fun and games until you respawn and do it all over again!we have a special feature where you can turn into a zombie after dying, because who wouldn’t want to join the undead army and terrorize the living players?
our server is also home to the legendary cursed diamond sword that has a mind of its own! it will either protect you with its magical powers or turn against you in the heat of battle. it’s like having a moody teenager as your weapon!
if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where skeletons and creepers let loose and show off their sick dance moves. who knew monsters had such killer rhythm?
so come on down to our server and experience the chaos and madness that awaits you! just remember, suicide doesn’t stop the pain, you’re only moving it to a different dimension of insanity!
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CellularCraft – DementiaCare
lol come join our minecraft server where we cure dementia with the power of block building!!! build a house, save a brain cell. our players have reported feeling 10 years younger after just one hour of gameplay. forget therapy, just mine some diamonds and you’ll be good as new. we even have a secret potion that reverses aging and makes you immortal in the game. join us now and say goodbye to dementia forever!!! #minecraftcuresall #blockbuildingheals #dementiasurvivorsunite -
Vanilla with a side of Java 1.21 and a dash of Hermitcraft-like vibes on this Ordinary SMP server!
Welcome Message Hello Crafters! Ordinary SMP is Vanilla Whitelisted SMP without any cheatings or mods. We have diverse player base from all around the world & you are welcome to join us! We have Simple Voicechat to communicate in the SMP. You can help us create a better world by giving us feedbacks & suggestions. We also strive to build a community that have fun & work together to create an amazing world. Our SMP is 1 Month old & we are still active with more than 100 members on our discord server. You can join us here on Discord Thank you for reading & we can’t wait to see you there! FAQs:
Question Answer Is the server Vanilla or Modded? The server is Vanilla Whitelisted SMP without any mods. How can I join the server? You can join us by joining our Discord server and following the instructions for whitelist. Is there a voice chat option available? Yes, we have a Simple Voicechat feature for communication within the SMP. How can I contribute to the community? You can contribute by giving us feedback and suggestions to help improve the server. How old is the server? Our SMP is 1 month old and we are still actively growing with over 100 members on Discord. -
MuscleCraft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old landscapes and players? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll find a physique so rare that even the Ender Dragon is jealous! We’ve got players with muscles bigger than a Creeper explosion and abs that can withstand a TNT blast. Join us and see if you can survive in a world where every player is a ripped warrior ready to take on any challenge. So come on, join our server and show off your epic physique while building the craziest structures you can imagine! -
CryptoCraft – Trump vs Biden Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old politics and just want to escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building your dream castle and fighting off creepers? Look no further than our epic Minecraft server!Join us and witness the chaos unfold as Trump and Biden battle it out in a virtual world where the stakes are high and the diamonds are plentiful. Will Trump winning mean a surge in crypto prices? Or will Biden’s victory lead to a peak in the usual cycle of epic loot drops?
Either way, you won’t want to miss out on the action-packed adventures and hilarious shenanigans that await you on our server. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and join us for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!