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CancerFreeDicks Minecraft SMP
Cancer, Cancer prevention, CancerFreeDicks, condom use, genital warts, hpv, HPV awareness, HPV education, HPV testing, HPV transmission, HPV vaccination, male reproductive health, Medical research, men’s sexual health, mens health, Minecraft, penile cancer, preventive healthcare, public health, sexually transmitted infections, smp, STD prevention, testing solutionOMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit π₯! We have a secret mission to find a testing solution for penises because apparently, they can transmit HPV even with a condom π±. Like, what even is that logic? But hey, we’re on a quest to save the world one penis at a time ππͺ. Plus, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself is lurking around, looking for his lost diamond pickaxe. So, like, join us and help us find the ultimate testing solution while dodging creepy ghost dudes. It’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me π€ͺ. -
Crafty Condoms: Protecting your blocks since 2009
always, birth control, blocks, condom reminder, condoms, Contraception, Crafty, health reminder, healthy choices, Prevention, Protecting, Protection, reminder, responsible behavior, safe habits, safe intercourse, safe practices, safe relationships, safe sex, sexual health, sexual safety, STD prevention, UseWelcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as a herd of llamas on a sugar rush! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:– Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us. – We have a secret underground base where we throw the most epic parties with creepers as DJs. – Our diamond mines are so rich that even Herobrine himself is jealous. – The villagers in our server have a secret society that worships Steve as their god. – We have a roller coaster that goes through the Nether and back, with a pit stop at the WITHER boss for a quick selfie.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and remember, always use condoms… I mean, always use your diamond sword responsibly!
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SeniorCraft: Still Mining & Crafting at 70+
aging and sexuality, Crafting, elderly sexuality, Intimacy in Later Life, Masturbation, Mining, People over seventy, senior sex life, SeniorCraft, sex, sexual activity in older adults, sexual activity in seniors, sexual behavior in older adults, sexual desire in seniors, sexual experiences in old age, sexual function in elderly, sexual health in old age, sexual pleasure in old age, sexual relationships in older adults, sexual satisfaction in older age, sexual wellness in seniors, sexuality and aging, sexuality in the elderlyAre you tired of boring old servers where the only action you get is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is specifically designed for the young at heart – people over seventy!Join us for a wild ride as we explore the world of Minecraft in a whole new way. Who says you can’t still have fun and get frisky in your golden years? Our server is full of surprises and excitement around every corner.
From building giant retirement homes to battling it out in epic PvP battles with your fellow seniors, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t worry, we have plenty of Viagra potions to keep you going all night long.
So come on down and join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might just find love (or at least a good time) in the most unexpected of places.
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CraftyVWTaxDodge
Automotive Industry, corporate taxes, court case, CraftyVWTaxDodge, India, international business, lawsuit, legal action, legal battle, legal filing, tax assessment, tax controversy, tax demand, Tax Dispute, tax evasion, tax laws, tax liabilities, tax litigation, tax regulations, Volkswagen, Volkswagen Indiacome join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than volkswagen suing india for $1.4 billion!!! our community is lit af and always causing chaos like a bunch of wild monkeys on crack. we have insane builds that will blow your mind and make you question reality. plus, our admins are like gods who will grant your wildest wishes (as long as it involves minecraft, sorry they can’t make you rich or famous). so what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the madness! -
SoftSlayer
application, Arena, Cheating, chill environment, Contests, Creative, Discord, Events, Griefing, harassing, library, market, Parkour, PvP, Resource, rules, smp, SoftSlayer, stealing, Survival, VanillaSoftSlayer Minecraft Server Overview
IP Address softslayer.com Interested in joining the SoftSlayer community? Learn a little bit about us and see if weβre the perfect fit for you!
About Us
SoftSlayer is a Semi-Vanilla Survival server full of history that has been around for over 13 years (est. June 2011). Weβre a friendly community that welcomes everybody as long as you love Minecraft! Our server is small and sweet, with the average number of players online ranging from 15 to 35. The map is permanent (no map resets, map has been live since June 2023), and there is keepInventory in the overworld. There are no P2W perks, and no land claim; we rely on the whitelist and tracking add-ons to keep your builds grief-free.
Features
- Player-run shops on our SoftSlayer Market. The economy is diamond-based to counter hyperinflation
- Build Contests with different themes and rewards in our creative world
- Resource world with 1.21.4 features like Pale Gardens! (Just reset!)
- Death Valley: Endgame, high-risk high-reward custom PvP arena
- Library full of books written by players since 2012
- Parkours, PvP Minigames, Player-Hosted Events, and much more!
Rules
We’re not asking much rules-wise, just no griefing, stealing, cheating or harassing others. Our main goal is to host a chill environment where our players can relax and be themselves. Those against this idea will quickly find themselves looking for a new server π
Join Us
Join us today by applying in our Discord! The application is very simple, just some questions to help us gauge the kind of player you are, and if you would be a good fit for SoftSlayer. Hope to see you online!
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Silly Water Cabinet 1.20.2
1.20.2, accident, cabinet, clean up, funny, Household, humor, Mess, Mischief, mischief maker, Mischievous, mishap, mistake, Naughty, Oops, prank, shondo, silly, silly water, Spill, Trouble, troublemaker, WaterYo bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you. This server is like a magical cabinet filled with silly water, but instead of water, it’s filled with epic adventures and crazy surprises.Imagine diving into a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. It’s like a psychedelic trip, but in blocky pixel form.
You’ll never be bored on this server, I promise you. From building giant statues of Steve to riding llamas into battle, the possibilities are endless. So come on, what are you waiting for? Dive into the cabinet of silly water and join the madness!
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DadTax-Free Minecraft Server
alcoholism, Boundaries, childhood trauma, Communication, DadTaxFree, drug addiction, emotional baggage, enabling behavior, family, family dynamics, Father, Financial Stability, financial support, generational trauma, Minecraft, MONEY, parental issues, personal boundaries, relationships, self-care, Server, Tough Decisions, tough loveWelcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like dealing with your dad’s constant money requests! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and no annoying phone calls asking for cash.On our server, you can build your dream world without worrying about your dad trying to move in and crash on your virtual couch. Explore vast landscapes, mine for precious resources, and maybe even discover a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds (definitely not money your dad can ask for).
So why join our server? Well, for starters, you won’t have to deal with any pesky family members asking for handouts. Plus, who needs $20k when you can have unlimited virtual riches in the form of pixelated blocks? Say goodbye to awkward phone conversations and hello to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations.
Join us now and leave your real-life problems at the door (or rather, the pixelated portal)!