std – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

CraftyCreeperClap
anxiety, Awareness, counseling, CraftyCreeperClap, Diagnosis, education, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional impact, fear, health, Medical, Prevention, reaction, Results, sexually transmitted disease, shame, std, stigma, Support, Testing, Treatment
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most insane place to play Minecraft! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…
Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world filled with flying pigs, dancing llamas, and talking creepers! But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the Ender Dragon is the DJ! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on giant chickens and battle it out in epic duels to become the ultimate Chicken Champion! And if that’s not enough excitement for you, we also have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether, complete with twists, turns, and flaming zombie pigmen!
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most absurd, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to the boring old servers.

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“Why Government Doesn’t Ban Porn” Minecraft SMP
Actresses, Ban, consumers, danger, Dangerous, deadly, DOCTORS, doesnt, Government, harm, harm prevention, ignorance, illegal, mental damage, Minecraft, paid porn, porn, promiscuity, promiscuous sex, regulations, smp, std, Testing
Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with craziness and chaos! Our server is so insane, even porn actresses wouldn’t be able to handle it. We’ve got STDs spreading like wildfire, but don’t worry, getting tested won’t help you here. The government is in on it, purposely putting players in danger just for fun.
But that’s not all! We’ve got players dropping like flies, becoming invalids or even dying from the madness. It’s a total free-for-all where anything goes. And if you think paying for porn is bad, just wait until you see what we have in store for you.
So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where danger lurks around every corner and insanity reigns supreme. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. Let the games begin!

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MacroPadMania Minecraft SMP
coding, compact, convenience, Customization, design, efficient, framework, FUNCTIONALITY, innovation, Keybindings, Laptops, Macropad, MacroPadMania, Minecraft, numpad, peripherals, portable, productivity, programming, Shortkeys Lite, smp, std, Technology
Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Have you heard about this epic new SMP server where you can build your own macropad in-game? That’s right, forget about boring old numpads, now you can customize your own keyboard shortcuts while mining and crafting!
Join our server and show off your coding skills by binding all your favorite commands to your macropad. Want to summon a herd of creepers with just one click? No problem! Need to teleport to your secret base in a flash? Easy peasy!
Don’t be stuck with a boring old laptop, join our SMP and experience the ultimate customization with your very own macropad. Who needs Shortkeys Lite when you can have the real deal in Minecraft? Get ready for some insane shortcuts and crazy coding adventures!

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CraftySTIHideout
committed relationship, Communication, CraftySTIHideout, Disclosure, health, hidden STI, Honesty, lack of disclosure, Prevention, quality sex education, relationship dynamics, RESPONSIBILITY, safe sex, sexual behavior, sexual health, sexual partners, sexually transmitted infection, std, STI, stigma, Trust
HEY YOU! YES, YOU! DO YOU LIKE MINECRAFT? DO YOU LIKE CRAZY ADVENTURES AND WACKY SHENANIGANS? THEN COME JOIN OUR SERVER!
WE HAVE MORE FUN THAN A BARREL OF MONKEYS ON A TRAMPOLINE! OUR COMMUNITY IS SO LIT, IT MAKES THE SUN JEALOUS!
JOIN US AND EXPLORE OUR INSANE WORLDS FILLED WITH GIANT CHICKENS, TALKING CREEPERS, AND SECRET TREASURE CHESTS FULL OF DIAMONDS!
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE ALSO HAVE EPIC BATTLES AGAINST ZOMBIE LLAMAS AND EVIL SQUID BOSSES!
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WILDEST MINECRAFT RIDE OF YOUR LIFE! AND REMEMBER, WHAT HAPPENS IN OUR SERVER, STAYS IN OUR SERVER! WINK WINK 😉🤫🤪

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ChildSupportCraft
child support, child support laws, ChildSupportCraft, college, college expenses, ethical dilemma, family dynamics, Family Support, financial independence, financial struggle, Graduation, Guilt, moral dilemma, parental support, personal finance, POVERTY, reckless spending, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, State regulations
Are you tired of feeling guilty for using your mom’s child support card for your own expenses? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we encourage reckless spending and living your best life!
Join us and let go of that guilt as you build your dream virtual world with no limits. Use your creativity to create the most extravagant pixelated mansion and live like a virtual king or queen.
Plus, on our server, child support cards are not only accepted but encouraged! Who needs bills and responsibilities when you can use that money to buy virtual diamonds and gold blocks?
So come on over to our server and let loose! Build, explore, and most importantly, have fun without worrying about real-life expenses. Join now and start living your best virtual life!

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GrindMyGearsMC
annoying phrases, grammar annoyances, grammar errors, grammar mistake, GrindMyGearsMC, incorrect grammar, incorrect phrase, incorrect wording, irritating language, language annoyances, language errors, language frustrations, language irritations, language misuse, language pet peeves, pet peeve, verbal mistakes
Are you tired of hearing people say “I could care less” when they really mean “I couldn’t care less”? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a strict no grammar mistakes policy! Join us and never have to endure the horror of bad grammar again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghost who corrects people’s grammar in the chat. So come join us for some grammatically correct fun!

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New Server IP

Crescenta

auction house, Bounties, Chestshops, Commerce, Connect, converse, Crescenta, develop, Diplomacy, Economy, Expanding, Explore, gameplay, Join, Land, Minecraft, nation, PvP, Rework, Roleplay, Server, Skill System, Token system, Trade, world-building

Crescenta Minecraft Server Overview
Crescenta is a geopolitical roleplay Minecraft server, looking for people to join and participate in the world-building of this great new world, one player at a time!

Unique Server Features
Expanding world border to always provide new land to explore Unique skill system and PVP rework for deliberate gameplay Lands plugin-style claims with nations and diplomacy Fully fledged economy system with ChestShops, Bounties, Auction House, and more Special Token system for rewarding worldbuilding and roleplay Brewery feature for brewing drinks Races and classes customization Bluemap for in-game mapping NO RESETS policy – builds last forever

Unique Server Features

Expanding world border to always provide new land to explore
Unique skill system and PVP rework for deliberate gameplay
Lands plugin-style claims with nations and diplomacy
Fully fledged economy system with ChestShops, Bounties, Auction House, and more
Special Token system for rewarding worldbuilding and roleplay
Brewery feature for brewing drinks
Races and classes customization
Bluemap for in-game mapping
NO RESETS policy – builds last forever

Server Information
IP: crescenta.org
Promo Video: https://youtu.be/lSa-8JBDqHg
Discord Link: http://discord.crescenta.org/

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is there a world border on the server?	Yes, the world border expands when a new player joins to provide new land to explore.
Is there a reset policy on the server?	No, the server has a strict NO RESETS policy, ensuring that builds last forever.
What are the unique features of the server?	The server offers a unique skill system, PVP rework, lands plugin-style claims, economy system, Token system, brewery feature, races and classes customization, and Bluemap for mapping.
How can I join the server?	You can join the server by using the IP: crescenta.org and joining the Discord community at http://discord.crescenta.org/

Mel Neko’s Breakdown Live 1.20
attention seeking, breakdown, controversial, Donations, emotional distress, fundraising, internet drama, Live, live broadcast, Live Stream, Manipulation, mel, Mel Nekomata, mental health, Midoriyasando, Nekos, online begging, Online Community, Scamming.., Support, sympathy donations, twitch, twitch streamer
OMG, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild ride through a virtual jungle of chaos and craziness!
You’ll be scamming your way through pixelated adventures just like Midoriya!
Who needs reality when you can escape into a world where anything goes, even scamming your way to victory!
Join now and let your inner scammer run wild in this epic Minecraft server!

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New Server IP
SubredditSMP: AskOrRegret!
asking questions, AskOrRegret, Community, Curiosity, discussion, fanbase, Fandom, fandom culture, fandom etiquette, fear, hesitation, internet forums, judgment, Online Community, overreacting, questions, seeking clarification, social media, subreddit, SubredditSMP, taboo, uncertainty
OMG guys, have you heard about this totally epic Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, the most lit place to be right now, trust me. Like, the admins are all unicorns and they give you diamonds just for saying hi in the chat. And get this, there’s a secret underground base where you can ride on flying pigs and battle evil llamas with laser eyes.
But wait, there’s more! The spawn area is actually a giant disco ball that shoots out fireworks every hour on the hour. And if you find the hidden treasure chest, you get a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots. Plus, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself hangs out in the nether and challenges players to dance-offs.
So like, why wouldn’t you want to join this totally wacky and wild Minecraft SMP server? It’s like a never-ending party where anything can happen. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of chaos, because this place is like a rollercoaster ride through a land of pure insanity. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

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HolyCraftersGoneWild
HolyCraftersGoneWild
Are you tired of praying to Notch for diamonds and getting nothing in return? Join our Minecraft server where the only religion is worshipping the almighty Creeper! Our explosive ceremonies will blow you away (literally)! Say goodbye to boring old churches and hello to our pixelated paradise where the only commandment is to have fun! Join us and let the power of TNT guide you to enlightenment!

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New Server IP
CraftyGreenlandPrime
Arctic, controversy, CraftyGreenlandPrime, denmark, Diplomacy, european union, foreign affairs, Government, Greenland, international relations, leadership, nato, Négotiation, phone call, Politics, prime minister, Surprise, territorial acquisition, trump, united states, world news
lolz come join our epic minecraft server where even the Denmark Prime Minister is shooketh by the craziness! imagine if Trump actually wanted Greenland in a “horrendous” phone call, that’s the level of insanity you can expect on our server! we’ve got wild surprises around every corner, just like this news story! so come on and join the madness, because who knows what other wacky shenanigans will happen next!

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New Server IP

MineScape

Adventure, Attack, Clue Scrolls, Cosmetics, Crafting, Daily, Friends, Magic, Map, Minescape, Mining, mmorpg, mobs, Npc, old school runescape, Pets, Quests, Ranged, Rewards, Roleplay, Skills, Smithing, woodcutting

MineScape Server Overview

Feature	Description
Interactive Custom NPC’s and Mobs	Engage with unique characters and creatures in the world
Custom Quests	Embark on exciting quests tailored for the server
22 Custom Skills	Develop various skills such as Attack, Ranged, Magic, and more
Beautiful Hand Crafted Map	Explore a meticulously designed game world
Clue Scrolls	Earn rewards by solving challenging clue scrolls
Daily Rewards	Log in daily to receive special rewards
Pets, Cosmetics, Titles	Customize your character with pets, cosmetics, and titles
Active Leaderboards	Compete with others on leaderboards for various achievements

FAQ

1. How do I join the MineScape server?

You can join the server by using the IP address: minescape.me

2. Are there rules for the server?

Yes, you can find the server rules here

3. What plugins are used on the MineScape server?

The server uses MineScape and Dynmap plugins

4. How can I get involved with the community?

You can join the official MineScape Discord server here to connect with other players

Dreamy Oasis Realm 1.21.3
1.21.3, alcohol, Beer, celebration, cocktails, dreamy, drink, Friends, Fun, hangover, might, Moderation, Oasis, Party, Realm, Relaxation, responsible drinking, socializing, Spirits, think.., tipsy, tonight, unwind, wine
Yo, bros and broettes, do you ever get the urge to build some sick pixel art while sipping on a potion of invisibility? Well, do I have the server for you!
Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with more diamonds than you can shake a stick at.
We’ve got creepers that dance the cha-cha, villagers that breakdance, and a dragon that tells knock-knock jokes.
And don’t even get me started on the llamas wearing top hats and monocles.
So, if you’re feeling like your brain might explode from the sheer awesomeness of it all, come on down and join us for a party that will make you question reality.

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SavageComebackQueen – Minecraft SMP
banter, Clever, clever comebacks, clever responses, comeback lines, Comebacks, funny comebacks, humor, Minecraft, Quick Thinking, quick wit, repartee, Responses, retorts, sarcasm, Sassy, SavageComebackQueen, sharp, sharp-tongued, smp, Snappy, WIT, Witty
Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecrafters out there! Do you wanna join the most epic, insane, and totally bonkers SMP ever created? Well, look no further because this server is where all the cool kids hang out!
We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself! And if that’s not enough to get you excited, how about this – every time you mine a diamond, a unicorn appears and grants you three wishes! Yeah, you heard me right, THREE WISHES!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all the feathered creatures with an iron beak. And rumor has it, if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted the power to control time itself!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most ridiculous adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, who knows? Just do it, okay? Okay.

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