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Biden’s Boomtown: Explosive Adventures

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	6313
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Animals Bred:	40	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Runes Activated:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Yo yo yo, welcome to the craziest Minecraft server out there! We got more explosions than Beirut, and that’s saying something! Biden even be talking about us, saying we hitting Iran’s oil sector with our epic TNT cannons!

Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of dodging explosions left and right while building your own epic base. Our community is lit, just like those oil fields we be blowin’ up! So come on, what you waiting for? Join now and let’s make Minecraft history together!

Shut Up Teacher Minecraft Server

AUTHORITY, Behavior, child support, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, consequences, discipline, DISRESPECTFUL, education, investigation, Late, Minecraft, overreacting, Parent, Police, Problem, School, Server, shut, shut up, STUDENT, Teacher

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	6023
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as your school life? Look no further than our server! Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will make you forget all about your teacher’s questionable comments. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so awesome, even the police are investigating it for being too lit. So come on, join us and let’s show those cops what real trouble looks like!

Minecraft SMP – /xivg/ – Final Fantasy XIV: Dawntrail General

Balmung, cerberus, Chaos, Costume Party Mixer, crystal, DAWNTRAIL, Dawntrail General, Dynamis, FANTASY, FINAL, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, general, Goblet, Goblin, Gold Saucer, Golem, Il Mheg, Lavender Beds, Letter from the Producer LIVE, Linkshells, Lydha Lran, Mahjong Lounge, Marilith, materia, MEETUPS, Minecraft, mist, Plum Spring, Pre-Halloween Badlands Chugs Watch Party, primal, Resources, Roleplaying Meetup, Shirogane, smp, Tokusatsu Watch Party, Twin Peaks, Ultros, XIV, xivg, Yanxia, zombie movies, zurvan

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	4461
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	0

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on and find yourself in a world where pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs), diamonds grow on trees (yes, trees!), and the creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding (trust us, it’s a sight to see).

But wait, there’s more! Our server events are out of this world. From zombie movie marathons to Mahjong tournaments, we’ve got something for everyone. And don’t even get us started on our costume parties – you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of skeletons doing the cha-cha slide.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even make friends with a talking cow or discover a secret underground disco party. The possibilities are endless (and slightly ridiculous, but that’s half the fun)!

GutFeelingGamer – Minecraft SMP

Accurate, clairvoyant, eerie, foreboding, gut feeling, gut instinct, gut reaction, GutFeelingGamer, Instincts, instinctual knowledge, intuition, intuition is always right, intuitive hunch, Minecraft, Mysterious, premonition, psychic, sixth sense, smp, strange, trust your gut, Uncanny, Unexplainable

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	9079
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Dimension Hops:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	17

Have you ever had a gut feeling that you should join a Minecraft SMP because it’s the only place where llamas ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens? Well, that feeling is about to come true! Our server is filled with wacky adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as you are. So come join us and let your wildest gut feelings lead you to victory!

SmileCraft – The Happy Server

Brighten your day, cheerful moments, everyday life, Feel-Good, Gratitude, Happiness, Happy, happy thoughts, Heartwarming, joy, little moments, little things, positive vibes, positivity, Server, simple joys, simple pleasures, small things, Smile, smilecraft, spreading happiness, Uplifting, warm fuzzies

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	7632
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Void Armor Forged:	30
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7

Imagine a Minecraft server where every time you log in, you are greeted by a dancing chicken wearing a top hat and monocle. Yes, this server is so fancy even the animals dress to impress! Join us for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of evil llamas armed with diamond swords. And if that’s not enough to make you smile, how about a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of mischievous creepers? Trust us, this server is so wacky and wild, you’ll never stop grinning from ear to ear!

HashemCraft: Strike in Beirut

Beirut, Conflict, extremist organization, Hashem Safieddine, HashemCraft, hezbollah, IAF strike, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, military operation, Nasrallah, political assassination, regional tensions, Report, RETALIATION, security threat, strike, Successor, targeted killing, Terrorism, War on Terror

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	535
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	436	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Buildings Constructed:	35
Dragon Eggs Found:	9852	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
New Chunks Explored:	535890	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz, liek, it’s got crazier battles den Nasrallah’s reported successor, Hashem Safieddine, getting targeted in an IAF strike in Beirut, bro. we got mobs dat’ll make u pee ur pants, and bosses dat’ll make u cry for ur mama. plus, we got secret dungeons filled with treasure dat’ll make u richer den a leprechaun on st. patrick’s day. so, come join us if u wanna have a blast and forget about all dat real world drama, yo.

Crafty Mispronounced Server

articulation, Commonly, Crafty, English, enunciation, Language, language learning, linguistics, Mispronounced, phonetics, pronunciation, pronunciation difficulties, pronunciation errors, pronunciation examples, pronunciation guide, pronunciation help, pronunciation practice, pronunciation rules, pronunciation tips, Server, Speech, Word

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	7581
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Villages Defended:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers? do you want to join a server that will blow your mind and make you laugh until you pee your pants? well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane server out there!

join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking pig named bob who will guide you through our magical world filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying tacos. but be careful, because there are also evil llamas who will try to steal your diamonds and turn them into glittery poop.

if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken who lays eggs made of pure gold. and don’t forget about our secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up.

so what are you waiting for? come join us on our server and experience the most epic, hilarious, and downright bonkers minecraft adventure of your life! trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

Kagura Bachi’s Fun Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, Anime, Bachis, Based, Demons, Epic, FANTASY, folklore, Fun, Japanese culture, kagura, Kagurabachi, Legendary, Manga, Minecraft, Powerful, Samurai, Server, SHONEN, Supernatural, sword fighting, Traditional, warrior, yokai

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	9071
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Runes Activated:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you want to experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide? Look no further than our server!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the legendary bacon sword, and a chance to ride on the back of a dragon made entirely out of TNT.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob of all – the disco llama. Witness its dazzling dance moves and join in on the fun as it leads you on a wild scavenger hunt for hidden treasures.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Chrome SMP: > Gets An Influx Of Users Minecraft SMP

browser, bugs, Challenges, Chrome, coding, Development, enshittification, extensions, Feedback, glitches, IMPROVEMENTS, influx, influx of users, Issues, manifest v3, Minecraft, process, programming, smp, software, Technology, Troubleshooting, Updates, user experience, Users

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	137
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Animals Bred:	88
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated pyramids with their hooves. Yes, you heard that right – llamas!

2. We have a secret underground society of players who communicate solely through interpretive dance. Want to join their ranks? Better start practicing your moves!

3. Our server is guarded by a giant chicken named Cluck Norris who will peck anyone who dares to grief or cheat. Trust us, you don’t want to mess with Cluck Norris.

4. Rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear at the bottom of a lava lake. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to retrieve it without getting burned to a crisp.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest adventure of your pixelated life!

BlockNeighborLawsuit

BlockNeighborLawsuit, dog attack, dog bite, dog leash laws, dog owner liability, financial compensation, insurance coverage, lawsuit, legal action, legal responsibility, lost wages, medical bills, neighbor dispute, neighbor negligence, neighbor relationship, nerve damage, permanent damage, personal injury, property rights, trespassing, vicious dog

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	4097
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Zombie Dances:	9
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Vanishing Items Found:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of neighborly disputes taken to the next level!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, your neighbor’s dog attacks you! But wait, there’s more! You end up in the hospital with a serious infection, all because of a friendly visit gone wrong. And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server and immerse yourself in the chaos of neighborly drama, dog attacks, and hospital visits. Will you be the one to sue for lost wages, medical bills, and permanent damage? Only time will tell on our outrageous Minecraft server!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the wildest adventures you never knew you needed in a Minecraft server!