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| Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 2434 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 18 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
| Runes Activated: | 3 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 |
| Mines Excavated: | 4338 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 14 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 21 |
Yo, so like, this server be poppin’ off like a bottle of soda that’s been shakin’ up real good! We got gut Blastocystis up in here, and let me tell ya, it ain’t no ordinary parasite, it’s like a little homie chillin’ in your digestive system, keepin’ things in check.
Join this server and you’ll be blessed with good cardiovascular health and decreased body fat, like who needs a gym when you got gut Blastocystis on your side, amirite? Plus, we got diamond armor for days and creepers that explode glitter instead of blowin’ up your stuff.
So come on down and join the fun, because on this server, we don’t just play Minecraft, we live it like a boss with our trusty gut Blastocystis by our side!
