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Stay WokeCraft

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	6897
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Towns Built:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Emeralds Found:	5023	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a group of derpy chickens who will guide you through the wackiest adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft. From riding pigs into battle to building giant statues of llamas, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground club where players can trade rare items and tell outrageous stories about their Minecraft escapades. Rumor has it that one player found a diamond the size of a house while digging in the mines – could it be true? Join our server to find out!

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare to laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little from all the craziness that awaits you. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyFriendz Minecraft Server

advice, Airport, aita, cleaning, cold, cost, CraftyFriendz, driveway, Friend, Help, husband, Kid, Minecraft, Parking, Quote, refusing to pay, Repair, scratches, Server, Situation, Snow, travel, UNFAIR

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	6344
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any car scratching drama like the one mentioned above! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and hilarious moments.

Reasons to join our server: 1. No snow shoveling required – unless you want to build a snowman in-game! 2. No unexpected costs for car scratches – the only scratches you’ll see are from battling creepers. 3. We offer a special “Friend’s Car Parking” feature where you can safely park your friend’s virtual car without any worries. 4. Our community is so friendly, you’ll forget all about real-life drama and get lost in the virtual world of Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the fun begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Sister’s 4th Wedding No-Show

4th, blended family, children’s behavior, emotional turmoil, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, Family Therapy, family unity, Happiness, judgment, multiple marriages, NoShow, sibling relationships, sibling support, sisters, Support, Wedding, wedding attendance, wedding cake mishap, wedding photos, wedding redo

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	7326
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Holy Grails Found:	3
Animals Bred:	121	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Enchantments Applied:	240
Chimeras Created:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Looking for a server as chaotic as my sister’s love life? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama, family feuds, and never-ending weddings!

Just like my sister’s fourth wedding (but technically second), our server is a blend of different elements that just can’t seem to get along. With players coming from all walks of life, you never know what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next.

Witness the drama unfold as players try to create the perfect blended family, just like Emily and John attempted to do. Will they succeed? Probably not, but the journey is sure to be entertaining!

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as intense, messy, and not happy in the slightest as my sister’s household, then join us now! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself attending multiple weddings just like me. But hey, at least you’ll have a good time laughing at the chaos!

CraftyNDAFreeSecrets

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	1252
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Meteorites Collected:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	3869	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29

Are you tired of being shackled by NDAs and keeping juicy secrets to yourself? Join our Minecraft server where we spill all the tea and expose all the scandalous secrets! From secret love affairs between creepers and villagers to hidden diamond mines guarded by evil llamas, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come join us and let loose all those secrets you’ve been holding onto – we promise not to tell anyone (except maybe our pet parrot, Polly).

Sinwar’s Minecraft Server: PvP Edition

Assassination, Checking, Conflict, defense forces, Edition, gaza, Hamas Leader, intelligence, investigation, Israeli military, Killed, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, Minecraft, News, Operation, Possibility, PvP, SECURITY, Server, Sinwar, Sinwars, speculation, Target, Terrorism

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	6005
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Secret Passages Found:	6

So, like, you wanna join our Minecraft server? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in your blocky life! We got creepers that dance the Macarena, skeletons that moonwalk, and zombies that do the cha-cha slide. But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the Israeli military is checking it out to see if the notorious Minecraft player, Sinwar, has been taken out by a gang of killer rabbits. Yeah, you heard me right, killer rabbits! So, if you wanna join in on the madness and see what all the fuss is about, hop on over to our server and prepare to have your mind blown!

CraftyKoreaWarriors

aggression, Alliance, confirmation, Conflict, CraftyKoreaWarriors, Defense, Diplomacy, escalation, First step to World War, global politics, international relations, Military, mobilization, North Korea, russia, SECURITY, soldiers, Tension, threat, world affairs, Zelensky

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	800
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Demon Skulls Collected:	11

Yo, you ever wanted to be part of a crazy Minecraft server that’s like a mix of Hunger Games and World War Z? Well, do I have the server for you! We got North Korea sending 10,000 soldiers to join forces with Russia in an epic battle against Zelensky’s army. It’s gonna be a showdown of epic proportions, and you can be right in the middle of it all! Join now for the chance to fight alongside Kim Jong Un himself and take down the enemy with your trusty diamond sword. Don’t miss out on the action, join today and be a part of the first step to World War Minecraft Edition!

Mingle & Race Horse Chat-athon

Chatathon, collaboration, Competition, coordination, finish line, Horse, horse race, last moment, mingle, mingling, Race, strategy, synchronicity, Talking, teamwork, Timing, Unity, Visiting, wandering

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	7524
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Star Shards Collected:	269	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where horses race like they’ve never raced before! they’re all just chillin and chatting on the track, then BAM they all decide to cross the finish line together like one big happy family! it’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s pure horse magic! you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else, so saddle up and join the fun today!

E-Nose Oil Detector: Eco Refinery Fun

affordable technology, air pollution, air quality, chemical detection, cost-effective device, detector, e-nose, Eco, ENose, environmental monitoring, Environmental Protection, environmental research, Fun, Oil, oil detection, OIL INDUSTRY, oil origin identification, Oil Refinery, oil spill detection, oil spills, pollution monitoring, refinery, refinery monitoring, research innovation, sensor technology, soil contamination

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	7180
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Towns Built:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT E-NOSE TECHNOLOGY DAT CAN SMELL DA ORIGIN OF OIL IN DA GAME! U CAN USE IT TO FIND OIL SPILLS IN DA LAND AND KEEP DA ENVIRONMENT CLEAN! PLUS, IT ONLY COSTS 20 COOKED CHICKENS, WAY CHEAPER DEN OTHER SERVERS! COME JOIN DA FUN AND SMELL DA OIL IN DA AIR, YO!

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BUILD, cooperate, Equipment, japanese, members, Minecraft, Server, Survival, SURVIVE, Vanilla

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	6873
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Love Letters Sent:	11
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

On this server, you can enjoy building, making equipment, etc. just like in vanilla, and cooperate with server members to survive. Also, the main language is Japanese. On this server, you can enjoy building, making equipment, etc., just like in vanilla, while cooperating with server members for survival. The language is mainly Japanese.

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Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

abhorrent, Adventures, atrocities, blocky, Despicable, dictator, disbelief, disbelief in humanity, Evil, fascism, Genocide, history repeating itself, hitler, horrific crimes, Inhumanity, LITERALLY HITLER, Minecraft, Monstrous, Outrageous, Server, shock, This can’t be true, UNBELIEVABLE, unbelievable atrocities

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	9781
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Runes Activated:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Star Shards Collected:	120

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further than this server where the owner is LITERALLY HITLER! But don’t worry, he’s not actually a dictator, just a really strict admin who will ban you for even looking at him the wrong way. Join now for the chance to experience the thrill of walking on eggshells while trying to survive in a world ruled by a power-hungry maniac. Plus, rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a PvP battle, you’ll be granted access to the secret diamond mine where all your wildest dreams come true. So what are you waiting for? Join now and see if you have what it takes to conquer the tyrant and claim your rightful place as the new ruler of the server!

‘Minecraft SMP – LOL General’

Account Stats, Ann-Sivir-sary, Builds, Cosplayer Neeko, dark star, diana, Esports Fan Trundle, general, kai’sa, league of legends, lol, Minecraft, Model Viewer, Music Fan Gragas, OP pastebin, patch notes, PBE Patch Notes, Pickems, Prestige, smp, sylas, WBG, Worlds 2024, yorick, Zoë

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	732
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Villages Defended:	11
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

🤣🎮 Join our Minecraft SMP server for the REF PAUSE THE GAME EZ IS OWNING ME TOO HARD editionLNG – WBG is on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

🌟 Our server is so lit, it’s like Worlds 2024 event pass on steroids! We’ve got Music Fan Gragas, Cosplayer Neeko, Esports Fan Trundle, and Ann-Sivir-sary all hanging out in our world.

🚀 Need some legendary action? How about Dark Star Sylas, Kai’Sa, Zoe, Yorick, and Diana (+Prestige) causing chaos in our server? It’s like a cosmic party up in here!

🤯 And if that’s not enough, we’ve got OP builds and account stats to help you dominate the game. Check out u.gg, op.gg, and lolalytics for all the insider info you need to crush your enemies.

👀 Oh, and did I mention our model viewer is so on point, it’s like you’re actually in the game? Get up close and personal with your favorite champions and skins like never before.

🏆 Plus, we’ve got Pickems that will have you predicting the future like a pro. Join our server and show off your skills by picking the winners of all the epic battles to come.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP server and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a crazy situation like REF PAUSE THE GAME EZ IS OWNING ME TOO HARD editionLNG – WBG is on! 🤣🎮