staying home Minecraft Servers

Staying Home

  • DivorceCraft Minecraft Server

    DivorceCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with more drama than a soap opera on your current Minecraft server? Well, have no fear because our server is here to save the day (and your sanity)! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of chaos.

    On our server, you won’t have to worry about being the only one doing all the work while everyone else sits back and relaxes. Our community is all about teamwork and supporting each other, just like a well-oiled machine (but with more explosions).

    Forget about boring conversations with your in-game spouse who doesn’t even care about your virtual baby. Here, you’ll find friends who will have your back no matter what, even if it means fighting off a horde of zombies while holding a baby llama in one hand.

    So, say goodbye to the drama llama and hello to a new adventure on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even find a new in-game husband who will actually help you clean up those pixelated dishes without complaining. Join us now and let the fun begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • PandemicNostalgia Minecraft SMP

    PandemicNostalgia Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, totally lit and you HAVE to join because reasons. Like, remember that time during the pandemic when we were all stuck at home and had nothing to do? Well, this server will bring back alllll those memories and more.

    Join us for some crazy adventures, like fighting off zombie hordes with nothing but a carrot and a dream. Or how about building a giant statue of a chicken that shoots lasers out of its eyes? Yeah, we do that kind of stuff here.

    And don’t even get me started on the players. We’ve got a guy who only speaks in dolphin noises, a girl who can tame creepers with her mind, and a dude who insists on wearing a pumpkin on his head at all times. It’s wild, man.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server and relive the chaos of the pandemic in the most ridiculous way possible. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a blast!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SickSonSquadCraft

    SickSonSquadCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! Join us and build your own virtual paradise, away from the chaos of everyday life.

    Need a break from accusations of misogyny over innocent phrases? Look no further! On our server, you can be whoever you want to be without fear of judgment or drama. Build a castle, explore mysterious caves, or just chill with your virtual friends.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you escape accusations of belittling your partner with a simple phrase like “unfortunately your mother’s right”? Only on our server, where the only drama is whether to build a house out of diamonds or emeralds.

    Don’t let the real world madness get you down, join us and let your creativity run wild in a world where the only limits are your imagination. See you in the game!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Homebody Havens Minecraft Server

    Homebody Havens Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure!

    Join us and build your own virtual paradise, where you don’t have to deal with boyfriends who can’t take no for an answer or cousins who just won’t stop shopping at the virtual flea market.

    On our server, you can drive as fast as you want without getting yelled at, and if someone tells you to shut the f*ck up, you can just block them!

    So come join us and let your creativity run wild, because on our server, the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Sick Day Shenanigans

    Sick Day Shenanigans

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being called selfish and lazy just for wanting to stay home when you’re sick? Join our Minecraft server where you can build your own virtual world without any judgment from parents or teachers!

    On our server, you can create your own school where you make the rules – want to stay home because you’re feeling a little under the weather? No problem! Sick of being called selfish for taking care of yourself? Join us and let your creativity run wild in a world where you can be the boss of your own destiny.

    Forget about unfair demands and ridiculous requests, on our server, you’re in charge. So come join us and let’s build a world where staying home sick is not only allowed but encouraged!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CancelledCraft: Not Home for Our Date

    CancelledCraft: Not Home for Our Date

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as reconnecting with an old friend who’s now a single parent? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists just like this crazy story.

    You never know what’s going to happen next – maybe you’ll log on to find your base completely destroyed by a mysterious player, or stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds. Just like how this guy’s plans got derailed by his friend’s last-minute change of heart, you’ll never know what to expect on our server.

    So come join us for a wild ride of drama, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of romance (just kidding, it’s all about the blocks and building here). Who knows, you might just find yourself in a situation as wacky as this one – but hey, that’s all part of the fun on our server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SickBoyfriendNoProblem

    SickBoyfriendNoProblem

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and join a world of endless possibilities!

    Are you tired of missing out on fun activities because of food poisoning? Well, on our server, you can eat all the virtual kolaches you want without any consequences! No need to worry about shitting constantly here, unless it’s from laughing too hard at our hilarious community events.

    Join us and leave your real-life responsibilities behind – whether it’s dodging rollercoasters or watching your boyfriend play Elden Ring while you’re stuck at home. On our server, the only thing you’ll be dodging is creepers and the only thing you’ll be watching is your friends build epic structures.

    So come on over and let’s make some unforgettable memories together – because life’s too short to miss out on all the fun!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Game Day Minecraft Server

    Game Day Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Oh, just the usual – I tamed a herd of flying pigs, rode a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens, and built a castle out of rainbow blocks. And that was all before breakfast on our epic Minecraft server!

    Join us for the most insane adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world. Our server is home to a community of players who have mastered the art of building pixelated masterpieces and battling mythical creatures like the dreaded Cactus King and the elusive Diamond Dragon.

    But that’s not all – we also have secret treasure hunts, hidden dungeons filled with loot, and even a portal to a dimension where everything is made of cheese (yes, you read that right). So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • “Why so much hate on male self insert characters” Minecraft SMP

    “Why so much hate on male self insert characters” Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring, soulless protagonists in your Minecraft SMP? Look no further! Join our server where you can project all your harem fantasies onto a character who is just as bland and annoying as you want them to be. Surround yourself with a group of amazing girls who are way out of your league, and somehow still manage to attract Chad’s attention. It’s a monogamous married life waiting to happen, so why not join us today? Pic unrelated, but the fun you’ll have is guaranteed!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Lady Rage Minecraft Server

    Lady Rage Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a group of government workers on a girls’ night out? Look no further! Our server is filled with women in civil servant and government jobs who are not afraid to show off their…uh, skills. From police officers to firefighters, these ladies are breaking all the rules and turning tradition on its head. Join us if you want to see some real action – both on and off duty! Just remember, what happens on the server, stays on the server. 😉🚔🔥 #GirlsGoneMinecraft #TraditionBreakers #JoinTheFun

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP