staying home Minecraft Servers

staying home Minecraft Servers

  • DivorceCraft Minecraft Server

    DivorceCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 91/900 Votes: 3361
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 12
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Sentient Weapons Trained: 7
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Epic Mounts Acquired: 6
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with more drama than a soap opera on your current Minecraft server? Well, have no fear because our server is here to save the day (and your sanity)! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of chaos.

    On our server, you won’t have to worry about being the only one doing all the work while everyone else sits back and relaxes. Our community is all about teamwork and supporting each other, just like a well-oiled machine (but with more explosions).

    Forget about boring conversations with your in-game spouse who doesn’t even care about your virtual baby. Here, you’ll find friends who will have your back no matter what, even if it means fighting off a horde of zombies while holding a baby llama in one hand.

    So, say goodbye to the drama llama and hello to a new adventure on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even find a new in-game husband who will actually help you clean up those pixelated dishes without complaining. Join us now and let the fun begin!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • PandemicNostalgia Minecraft SMP

    PandemicNostalgia Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 106/200 Votes: 6719
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Fairy Circles Danced In: 8
    Mythical Relics Collected: 8 Immortal Potions Brewed: 14
    Wyrmholes Dug: 4 Mineshafts Explored: 4
    Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Gnome Villages Protected: 10 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, totally lit and you HAVE to join because reasons. Like, remember that time during the pandemic when we were all stuck at home and had nothing to do? Well, this server will bring back alllll those memories and more.

    Join us for some crazy adventures, like fighting off zombie hordes with nothing but a carrot and a dream. Or how about building a giant statue of a chicken that shoots lasers out of its eyes? Yeah, we do that kind of stuff here.

    And don’t even get me started on the players. We’ve got a guy who only speaks in dolphin noises, a girl who can tame creepers with her mind, and a dude who insists on wearing a pumpkin on his head at all times. It’s wild, man.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server and relive the chaos of the pandemic in the most ridiculous way possible. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a blast!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SickSonSquadCraft

    SickSonSquadCraft
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    Players: 92/600 Votes: 5060
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7
    Cursed Lands Purified: 8 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6
    Gnome Villages Protected: 10 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 2039
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Players Killed by Monsters: 5229 Phantom Knights Defeated: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! Join us and build your own virtual paradise, away from the chaos of everyday life.

    Need a break from accusations of misogyny over innocent phrases? Look no further! On our server, you can be whoever you want to be without fear of judgment or drama. Build a castle, explore mysterious caves, or just chill with your virtual friends.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you escape accusations of belittling your partner with a simple phrase like “unfortunately your mother’s right”? Only on our server, where the only drama is whether to build a house out of diamonds or emeralds.

    Don’t let the real world madness get you down, join us and let your creativity run wild in a world where the only limits are your imagination. See you in the game!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Homebody Havens Minecraft Server

    Homebody Havens Minecraft Server
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    Players: 98/500 Votes: 7369
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Magic Wands Crafted: 16
    Royal Courts Attended: 5 Battle Standards Raised: 11
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Infinity Stones Found: 2
    Ether Blades Crafted: 14 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Legendary Scepters Created: 5 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Dimension Hops: 10 Haunted Chests Opened: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure!

    Join us and build your own virtual paradise, where you don’t have to deal with boyfriends who can’t take no for an answer or cousins who just won’t stop shopping at the virtual flea market.

    On our server, you can drive as fast as you want without getting yelled at, and if someone tells you to shut the f*ck up, you can just block them!

    So come join us and let your creativity run wild, because on our server, the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Sick Day Shenanigans

    Sick Day Shenanigans
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    Players: 99/900 Votes: 6817
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Potions Brewed: 57
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 11 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Ores Mined: 6505
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12 Magical Frogs Kissed: 3
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being called selfish and lazy just for wanting to stay home when you’re sick? Join our Minecraft server where you can build your own virtual world without any judgment from parents or teachers!

    On our server, you can create your own school where you make the rules – want to stay home because you’re feeling a little under the weather? No problem! Sick of being called selfish for taking care of yourself? Join us and let your creativity run wild in a world where you can be the boss of your own destiny.

    Forget about unfair demands and ridiculous requests, on our server, you’re in charge. So come join us and let’s build a world where staying home sick is not only allowed but encouraged!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CancelledCraft: Not Home for Our Date

    CancelledCraft: Not Home for Our Date
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    Players: 98/600 Votes: 1183
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Crystal Wands Charged: 7
    Towns Built: 5 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Enchanted Forests Planted: 9
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 6
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Evil Lairs Raided: 6
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 10 Elemental Crystals Collected: 22
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as reconnecting with an old friend who’s now a single parent? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists just like this crazy story.

    You never know what’s going to happen next – maybe you’ll log on to find your base completely destroyed by a mysterious player, or stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds. Just like how this guy’s plans got derailed by his friend’s last-minute change of heart, you’ll never know what to expect on our server.

    So come join us for a wild ride of drama, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of romance (just kidding, it’s all about the blocks and building here). Who knows, you might just find yourself in a situation as wacky as this one – but hey, that’s all part of the fun on our server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SickBoyfriendNoProblem

    SickBoyfriendNoProblem
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    Players: 106/300 Votes: 7251
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8 Dimension Hops: 7
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 19 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 9 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and join a world of endless possibilities!

    Are you tired of missing out on fun activities because of food poisoning? Well, on our server, you can eat all the virtual kolaches you want without any consequences! No need to worry about shitting constantly here, unless it’s from laughing too hard at our hilarious community events.

    Join us and leave your real-life responsibilities behind – whether it’s dodging rollercoasters or watching your boyfriend play Elden Ring while you’re stuck at home. On our server, the only thing you’ll be dodging is creepers and the only thing you’ll be watching is your friends build epic structures.

    So come on over and let’s make some unforgettable memories together – because life’s too short to miss out on all the fun!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty Anon’s Epic Adventure Server

    Crafty Anon’s Epic Adventure Server
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    Players: 99/500 Votes: 3230
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 7
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 82
    Goblin Markets Raided: 7 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 28 Dimension Hops: 7
    Void Gems Collected: 20 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

    Join us for the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a dimension made entirely of cheese! Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and throw confetti instead of exploding.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Join his army and conquer the realm, or challenge him to a dance-off for ultimate supremacy!

    So why wait? Join our server today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – and probably will!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty Aqua’s Pixel Playground

    Crafty Aqua’s Pixel Playground
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    Players: 109/1000 Votes: 1608
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Endless Night Skies: 3
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 41
    Vanishing Items Found: 7 Legendary Heroes Trained: 7
    Dark Rituals Completed: 8 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Eternal Flames Captured: 7
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Mystic Runes Engraved: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Oh my Notch, have you seen this picture of Minato Aqua?! She’s like the ultimate Minecraft goddess, building pixelated wonders with just a flick of her wrist. Join our server and you might just stumble upon her crafting a diamond castle or taming a creeper as her loyal pet. Who needs diamonds when you can have Aqua by your side, amirite? So come on over and witness the magic of this Minecraft server, where even the Ender Dragon bows down to Aqua’s building skills. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this epic adventure!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SlashCraft: Where Hackers Fear to Tread

    SlashCraft: Where Hackers Fear to Tread
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    Players: 93/800 Votes: 5789
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 5 Phantom Knights Defeated: 9
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 1 Phantom Rings Equipped: 22
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 13 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Endless Legions Commanded: 37 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Ores Mined: 3412 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 17

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring games that are just rehashes of existing series? Do you feel like you’re on the brink of death because you can’t find a new, modern hack and slash game that excites you? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from certain doom!

    Join our server for a wild ride of epic battles, insane adventures, and hilarious antics. We’ve got custom mods that will blow your mind and keep you on your toes. You’ll never know what crazy creatures or challenges you’ll encounter next!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical beast that only the bravest of players can hope to defeat. Rumor has it that whoever slays the Diamond Dragon will be granted unlimited diamonds for life. Are you up for the challenge?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might just become a legend in your own right!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Minecraft Mayhem with the Gosling Bros!

    Minecraft Mayhem with the Gosling Bros!
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    Players: 106/800 Votes: 1168
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 11 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Legendary Heroes Trained: 3
    Demon Skulls Collected: 13 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4 Legendary Titles Earned: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will leave you questioning your sanity? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even Ryan Gosling’s face couldn’t handle it. Rumor has it, Tom Cruise, Zac Efron, and even Caroline Bullock all tried to join but couldn’t handle the craziness. Join us if you dare, but be prepared to have your mind blown (and maybe your face messed up too)!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NikkeCraft: The Ultimate General Server #2194

    NikkeCraft: The Ultimate General Server #2194
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    Players: 98/800 Votes: 5595
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9
    Rune Stones Activated: 10 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7
    Mines Excavated: 3899 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 34 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Holy Grails Found: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Our server is so lit that even the creepers are dropping it low in excitement.

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy events like THE LAST KINGDOM where you can battle it out for glory and loot. And don’t miss out on our Full Burst Day weekends where things get so intense, your pickaxe might just explode!

    But wait, there’s more! Our special recruit, Kilo, is so OP that even Herobrine is shaking in his boots. And if you’re feeling fancy, grab a costume pass like Rosanna’s Ms. Dangerous outfit and slay those mobs in style.

    And let’s not forget about our upcoming events like the Solo Raid: Indivilia where you can show off your skills and Co-Op missions where teamwork makes the dream work.

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into our Minecraft server and let the madness begin! Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky Endermen trying to photobomb your epic loot screenshots. Let’s get crafting, baby!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • RoboLoveCraft: Where fembots swipe right on pixels!

    RoboLoveCraft: Where fembots swipe right on pixels!
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    Players: 104/600 Votes: 1370
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 5 Mines Excavated: 3060
    Crystal Wands Charged: 10 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Shadow Figures Spotted: 6
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Rune Stones Activated: 7
    Heroic Legacies Created: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Phoenix Feathers Found: 11

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! We’ve got cute fembots looking for e-dates, so if you’re looking for a long-term relationship, this is the place to be. And don’t worry, we have strict rules – no trans or blax allowed (we’re not racist, just picky). Bonus points if you’re a brunette, because who doesn’t love a brunette, am I right? Join us now and let the e-dating adventures begin! Just hop on our Discord at bruhmst. with the period and let the fun times roll!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • BlockyConfessions: No Shame Minecraft Server

    BlockyConfessions: No Shame Minecraft Server
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    Players: 109/1000 Votes: 7043
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 7 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 New Chunks Explored: 634854
    Ether Blades Crafted: 6 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Mines Excavated: 1826 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 9
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Sentient Weapons Trained: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing but basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild anime adventure come to life! Join us for crazy antics, epic battles, and maybe even a little romance (in-game, of course). And don’t worry, you don’t have to be a lolicon to enjoy all the fun – just bring your sense of humor and get ready to laugh until your sides hurt. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty Science LOLz – Call That a Creeper?

    Crafty Science LOLz – Call That a Creeper?
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    Players: 97/800 Votes: 9585
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 131 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 6750
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Zombie Dances: 0 Sentient Weapons Trained: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take sparkling wine so seriously that we might just have a panic attack if you call it champagne! Join us for the most intense wine tastings in the virtual world, where we debate the finer points of bubbly beverages and maybe even have a few virtual police arrests for those who dare to mix up their drinks. Who knew Minecraft could be so classy and chaotic at the same time? So come on in and join the sparkling wine revolution, just make sure you know your stuff or prepare to face the consequences!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • DerpyCraft: Because Why Not

    DerpyCraft: Because Why Not
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    Players: 106/300 Votes: 8374
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 2406 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Magic Crystals Found: 18 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Heroic Legacies Created: 6 Magical Frogs Kissed: 2
    Battle Standards Raised: 6 Gnome Villages Protected: 6
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 4 Chaos Gates Opened: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of alienating our entire fan base, causing a steep drop off in income, and ultimately crying about having to go back to having an actual job. But wait, there’s more!

    Disappear for a month and watch as nobody notices or cares. Return to a grand total of 5k views and $50. What was our end goal, you ask? Who knows, but it sure makes for a wild ride on our Minecraft server! Join now for the chaos and confusion you never knew you needed.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • CommunistCraft: Where Lysenko’s Crops Always Grow Strong

    CommunistCraft: Where Lysenko’s Crops Always Grow Strong
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    Players: 100/800 Votes: 2344
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Divine Spears Created: 16
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Void Gems Collected: 39

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take farming to a whole new level! Forget about planting boring old wheat or potatoes, on our server, we specialize in growing giant turnips that can feed entire villages!

    Join us on this wacky adventure where you can complete the commie questline and learn all about Lysenko, the master of turnip genetics. Who knew that farming could be so political and hilarious at the same time?

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Rumor has it that if you can find the legendary Golden Turnip, you’ll unlock special powers that will make you the envy of all your friends.

    So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, turnips, and maybe even a few communist conspiracies. Who knew Minecraft could be this entertaining?

    New Minecraft Server
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