Staying Happy Minecraft Servers

Staying Happy

  • PosiVibesMC SMP

    PosiVibesMC SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will literally blow your mind! Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and cows can do backflips, that’s basically what this server is like.

    We have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a team of ninja turtles who are trained in the art of block placing. And don’t even get me started on the giant chicken boss that roams the land, dropping chicken nuggets as loot.

    But the best part? We have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano and ends with a splash in a pool of melted butter. It’s like a theme park on steroids, bro!

    So if you want to join this wild ride of a server and experience the craziness for yourself, just hop on board and prepare to have your mind blown. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Weimerica Happy Minecraft Server

    Weimerica Happy Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of the real world being a total dumpster fire? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are just as fed up with the real world as you are.

    On our server, you can escape the chaos of everyday life and immerse yourself in a world where the only limit is your imagination. Build your dream castle, battle fierce mobs, and team up with other players to conquer the land. Who needs a clear path in the real world when you can create your own destiny in Minecraft?

    So why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where all your wildest dreams can come true. Want to ride a unicorn into battle? Done. Want to build a house made entirely of diamonds? Easy peasy. Want to become the ruler of your own kingdom? Just a few clicks away.

    So what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and join us on our Minecraft server for a journey that will make you forget all about the chaos of clown world. Trust us, once you start playing, you’ll never want to leave. See you in the game, fellow gamers!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BlockyBoomerTips

    BlockyBoomerTips

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there, young whippersnappers! If I could turn back time and give my younger self some advice, I would tell them to join this epic Minecraft server ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to funky tunes. Who knew creepers had such killer dance moves?

    2. We have a pixel art competition every week where the winner gets a real-life diamond sword delivered to their doorstep. Watch out for those jealous Endermen!

    3. Our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost named Steve who loves to prank unsuspecting players. Just watch out for those floating blocks and mysterious giggles!

    So, if you want to experience the wildest and wackiest Minecraft adventures, join our server and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of fun and craziness! Trust me, your younger self will thank you for it.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Stinky SMP: Where the only thing modded is the smell! No Resets, just stink and fun! Join now!

    Stinky SMP: Where the only thing modded is the smell! No Resets, just stink and fun! Join now!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Server Overview

    Focus Fair moderation, extreme longevity, inclusivity
    Performance Optimised vanilla+ modpack, 16GB RAM, Ryzen 9 7950x CPU
    Server Rules Safezone-Borderlands system for PvP and griefing
    Special Mod Origins mod with custom origins

    FAQ

    1. How often does the server reset?

    The server has not had a reset since May 2022 and aims for extreme longevity.

    2. What types of players are welcome on the server?

    All playstyles are welcome, including nomads, builders, PvPers, and traders.

    3. Are there any restrictions on griefing or stealing?

    There is a Safezone-Borderlands system where griefing, killing, and stealing are not allowed in the safezone but permitted in the Borderlands area.

    4. Can I suggest a custom origin for the Origins mod?

    Players can suggest custom origins, but they must be high quality and balanced for consideration.

    5. How can I join the server?

    Join the server through the Planet Minecraft or Discord invite links provided above.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Not Real Incel Minecraft Server

    Not Real Incel Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of larping as an incel in real life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can larp to your heart’s content without any judgment! Join us and experience the ultimate sense of cum unity as we all pretend to be miserable together.

    But wait, there’s more! On our server, you don’t have to worry about rejection from girls because, let’s be real, they’re all just NPCs anyway. And who knows, maybe one of them will say “yes” and you’ll be faced with the ultimate dilemma of not knowing what to do next. The drama, the suspense, the sheer absurdity of it all awaits you on our server.

    So come join us and let’s larp our way to happiness, one Minecraft block at a time. Who needs real life when you can have this level of insanity in the virtual world?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • 4 Weeks of Minecraft SMP

    4 Weeks of Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can escape the woes of heartbreak and abandonment by immersing yourself in a world of blocks and endless possibilities! Join us and leave all your real-life drama behind as you embark on epic adventures with fellow players who understand the struggle of waiting for that phone call that never comes.

    Forget about your academic worries and focus on building the most epic base you can imagine. Let your creativity run wild as you construct towering castles, intricate redstone contraptions, and maybe even a shrine dedicated to your lost love (just kidding, please don’t do that).

    With our community of players, you’ll never feel alone or lost in your thoughts. Share your stories of heartbreak and find solace in the fact that you’re not the only one who’s been ghosted. Who knows, you might even find a new love interest in the world of Minecraft – someone who will never leave you waiting by the phone.

    So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing you’ll be losing is track of time as you mine, build, and explore to your heart’s content. Who needs that phone call anyway when you have a whole virtual world waiting for you to conquer?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • FamilyCraft: AITA Breakup?

    FamilyCraft: AITA Breakup?

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of family drama and looking for a place to escape it all? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama-free building, epic adventures, and no disrespectful in-laws in sight!

    Our server is the perfect place to let your creativity run wild without any judgment or criticism. Build your dream castle, explore mysterious caves, and battle fierce mobs without any pesky ex-boyfriends or cheating spouses getting in your way.

    Join us and leave all the family drama behind. Who needs real-life siblings when you can have a whole community of fellow players to bond with? So come on over and let’s create some epic memories together. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with a toxic brother and his disrespectful wife. Let’s build a better world together, one block at a time!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SelfLoveCraft

    SelfLoveCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of mining for diamonds and getting blown up by creepers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild adventure filled with unicorns, rainbow sheep, and flying pigs. Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon wants to be friends with us. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself plays on our server in disguise, so you never know who you might run into. So come on, join us and start loving yourself by building the most epic base you’ve ever seen!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SarmatFailCraft

    SarmatFailCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, like, imagine if those failed missile launches were actually just a cover-up for a secret underground Minecraft server run by Russian spies! Yeah, you heard me right! This server is so top secret that even Putin himself doesn’t know about it! Join us and uncover the mysteries of the Sarmat missile while building epic bases and battling creepers with your comrades. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds and golden apples guarded by a giant mutant Enderman. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft server in the world!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • The Kyousougiga ONA Minecraft Server

    The Kyousougiga ONA Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server and experience a journey just like watching Kyousougiga! Start off feeling meh, but as you explore and build, you’ll unlock hidden specials that will make your gaming experience go from 0 to 100 real quick. Who knew digging and crafting could be so epic? Join now and see for yourself!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP