staying composed Minecraft Servers

Staying Composed

  • CalmCraft SMP: PlanBust LOL

    CalmCraft SMP: PlanBust LOL

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    Bro, lemme tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server you gotta join, like ASAP! So, picture this: you’re chilling in your base, mining some diamonds, when suddenly a creeper blows up half of it. But guess what? Instead of getting mad, you just laugh it off because this server is all about embracing chaos, bro!

    We got crazy events like “TNT Tuesdays” where the whole server is just blowing stuff up for fun. And don’t even get me started on our legendary “Pig Racing” competitions, where you can win rare items and bragging rights for days.

    Oh, and did I mention the secret underground disco party we have every Saturday night? Yeah, it’s lit, bro. You gotta join this server if you wanna experience the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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  • ToughTalker in Minecraft SMP

    ToughTalker in Minecraft SMP

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    Oh, honey, on our Minecraft SMP, we don’t just talk tough, we walk the walk…literally! Our players have taken on the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot, and they came out victorious! If you want to join a server where the players are as fearless as a pack of wolves in a sheep pen, then this is the place for you. Plus, rumor has it that our secret underground base is home to a pet creeper named Steve who loves giving hugs…explosive hugs, that is! So come join us and show off your Minecraft skills while dodging exploding creepers and making friends with the most dangerous mobs in the game. Let’s see if you can handle the heat…or should I say, the TNT!

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  • Anger Management Craft

    Anger Management Craft

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, rainbow-colored creepers, and a secret underground dance party with the Ender Dragon.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle out of dirt in under 30 seconds. Rumor has it he once defeated a horde of zombie pigmen using nothing but a carrot and a rubber chicken.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies, build a roller coaster that goes straight to the moon, and participate in a weekly hot dog eating contest with the villagers? Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience anywhere else. Join us now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your blocky life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • FamilyFiascoCraft

    FamilyFiascoCraft

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    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build your dream world without any guilt trips from entitled parents!

    Join us and leave behind the pressure of financially supporting your entire family since you were practically a kid yourself. Say goodbye to being guilted into giving away your hard-earned diamonds and gold to ungrateful relatives who see you as nothing more than a walking ATM.

    On our server, you can be whoever you want to be without the judgment of toxic family members. Build a castle, tame a dragon, or just dig a giant hole to bury all your family drama in – the choice is yours!

    So come join us on our server and leave behind the real-life chaos for a world where the only drama is whether or not your creeper neighbor will blow up your house. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with guilt-tripping parents and entitled siblings.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • BedbugBlastMC

    BedbugBlastMC

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    Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s lit AF! Like, this server is so wild, it’s like a rollercoaster ride through a tornado!

    Once upon a time, there was this girl who turned 11 on her birthday, but then her London neighbor straight up used bedbug poison on her and she died! But don’t worry, that won’t happen on this server cuz we got magical bedbug repellent that turns them into unicorns!

    Join us and you’ll be swimming in diamonds, riding dragons, and battling evil llamas with laser eyes! Plus, our community is so dope, you’ll make friends for life (or at least until someone steals your enchanted pickaxe).

    So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s build some epic pixel castles together! #RIPBedbugGirl #MinecraftMadness

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  • Welcome to Lillypad Forest, where the only thing more exclusive than our whitelist is our Proximity Voice Chat! 1.21 – Long Term!

    Welcome to Lillypad Forest, where the only thing more exclusive than our whitelist is our Proximity Voice Chat! 1.21 – Long Term!

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    Lilypad Forest Minecraft Server

    Overview
    Join Lilypad Forest! With the update of 1.21 we wanted to create a new SMP that focuses on community and playing together with some lore. The server is a long term server that has been up for a month now. We focus on building really cool builds and doing ingame events together. We are looking for dedicated builders and fun players that can join our community! If this sounds like fun then come and join our discord! https://discord.gg/E9gdVRAX

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How long has the server been up? The server has been up for a month now.
    What is the focus of the server? The server focuses on community, building cool builds, and doing in-game events together.
    What type of players are you looking for? We are looking for dedicated builders and fun players to join our community.

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  • VidyaCrushed Minecraft Server

    VidyaCrushed Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of Vidya ruining your life? Well, fear no more because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the clutches of Vidya’s evil grasp as you embark on epic adventures, build magnificent structures, and make friends with fellow players who have also been traumatized by Vidya.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their wild parties and learn their funky moves to impress your friends.

    And if you’re feeling brave, you can even challenge the server’s resident Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Legend has it that whoever defeats the dragon in a dance battle will be granted unlimited diamonds and eternal glory.

    So what are you waiting for? Leave Vidya in the dust and join our Minecraft server for a hilariously wild ride you’ll never forget!

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • BdayLurker Minecraft Server

    BdayLurker Minecraft Server

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    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! So, tomorrow is my birthday and I just couldn’t resist the urge to attention whore about it on this server. I mean, who wouldn’t want to celebrate their special day in the virtual world, am I right?

    Now, I know the picture quality is poor and my pencils are dull, but hey, at least I tried to prove my point with that blurry driver’s license pic. And let’s be real, who needs proof when you can just join this epic server and have a blast?

    Join us for some crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a birthday party or two (virtual cake included, of course). Trust me, this place is so cool, you won’t want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • NoobNoMoreMC

    NoobNoMoreMC

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that welcomes all, even those with a history of failed military attempts? Look no further! Our server is perfect for sensitive souls who prefer virtual battles over physical ones. Join us and receive exclusive discounts for veterans (even if your only battle scar is a sprained ankle). Plus, stand up and be recognized as a true warrior…or sit down and game on, we won’t judge! Come join the fun and prove that trying, even if it’s just trying to join the military, makes you a hero in our book.

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  • BagelCraft: Korea Confiscated Trader Joe’s

    BagelCraft: Korea Confiscated Trader Joe’s

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    Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft players! Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: Trader Joe’s Everything but the Bagel seasoning is being confiscated at the airport in Korea. Why is this important, you ask? Because on our server, we have a secret underground bunker filled with nothing but this precious seasoning! Join now to protect the bagel seasoning at all costs and become the ultimate seasoning warrior. Plus, rumor has it that if you collect enough seasoning, you can summon a giant bagel boss to battle. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this epic adventure! Join now and let the seasoning wars begin!

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