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PastorPimpSenatorPHL

abuse of power, controversial figure, Corruption, criminal charges, detained, Exploitation, human trafficking, international news, Justice, legal issues, Pastor, PastorPimpSenatorPHL, Philippines, political ambitions, Politics, public office, religious leader, scandal, senatorial elections, sex trafficking, US

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	520
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	6943	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

so like, u ever heard of a minecraft server run by a pastor who got caught for sex trafficking in the US but now he’s like running for senator in the Philippines? yeah, that’s the kind of wild ride you can expect on our server! join us for some crazy adventures, where anything can happen, from building epic structures to uncovering scandalous secrets. who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next president of the blocky world! come join us and see where the madness takes you!

JujutsuCraft: Where you can punch your friends and cast spells while arguing over who gets the last diamond

Addon, Arguing, base raiding, Buffs, building contests, cast, Community, cursed energy, cursed technique, Debuffs, Diamond, Domain, Duels, Friends, Fusion, Infusion, Items, jujutsucraft, Minecraft, Punch, Rebirth system, roleplay events, Server, smp, Spells, Suggestions, Techniques, traits systems, Updates, Upgrade, Vessel system

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	3948
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	86	Zombie Dances:	9
Chimeras Created:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Ores Mined:	5314	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Custom addon updates
	Cursed Energy and Cursed Technique infusion
	Vessel system
	Traits systems
	Rebirth system
	RolePlay events
	Building contests

FAQ

Q: What is the theme of the Minecraft server?

A: The server is based on the Jujutsu Kaisen World.

Q: What updates are the owners and admins working on?

A: They are coding a custom addon for updates and custom suggestions from players, such as Cursed Energy and Cursed Technique infusion into items, Vessel system for fusing techniques, Traits system for buffs/debuffs, and Rebirth system for domain upgrades.

Q: What kind of events are hosted on the server?

A: RolePlay events including faction pvp, duels, and base raiding, as well as building contests and educational events on the modpack.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Feel free to join and ask questions on their Discord server: https://discord.gg/68ZkghPTyV

Blocky Fun Minecraft Server

#53, Anime, Asexuality, Attention, baby-faced, blocky, cope, despise, Dominant, fag, foids, Fujoshits, Fun, Interest, male privilege, meme roleplay, Minecraft, porn addicts, relationship, SECURITY, Server, small bone structure, sperm bank, walk a line

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	7660
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Villages Defended:	13	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Emeralds Found:	1499	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Are you tired of feeling like a fag in relationships? Do you want to escape the clutches of weird Fujoshits and porn addicts? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and donate your sperm to the sperm bank to create a future where guys like you can overpopulate the world and reverse the tides of female privilege! With baby-faced avatars and small bone structures, you’ll feel protected and dominant in this virtual world. Say goodbye to walking the line between being used and being ignored by females, and say hello to asexuality and anime coping mechanisms. Don’t be a fag, join our server and let’s make male privilege great again!

Bocchi si C++ Minecraft SMP

Algorithms, Bocchi, c#, Cobol, coding, Common Lisp, computer science, Development, Engineering, IT, JavaScript, KITA, Languages, Minecraft, Nijika, programming, Ryo, scripting, smp, Software Development, Syntax, Technology

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	9480
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7140
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4

Welcome to the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us and you’ll be playing alongside Bocchi, who can build a castle in C++ faster than you can say “redstone.” Kita is a master of Common Lisp, using their coding skills to create the most mind-blowing contraptions you’ve ever seen.

But wait, it gets even crazier! Ryo is a wizard with JavaScript, able to summon mobs with just a few lines of code. And Nijika? Well, Nijika is the queen of COBOL, turning the Minecraft world into a retro paradise with punch card-powered farms and pixelated skyscrapers.

So why join this insane Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you battle creepers with coding languages, build epic structures with syntax, and laugh your way through the most ridiculous adventures with a group of programming pros? Don’t miss out on the chaos – join us now!

NoSpeakerPhoneLDR

awkward, basic etiquette, Boundaries, boundaries in relationships, Communication, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, DISRESPECTFUL, family, ignoring, irrational, LDR, long-distance relationship, NoSpeakerPhoneLDR, phone calls, phone etiquette, privacy, relationships, Speakerphone, text messages, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	2525
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3

Are you tired of feeling like a third wheel in your own relationship? Join our Minecraft server where we guarantee you won’t be put on speakerphone during your virtual dates! No more awkward conversations with your partner’s family while you’re just trying to have a private chat. Plus, if you ever need to vent about your phone etiquette woes, our community is here to support you. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual mom to text with multiple times a week! Join now and say goodbye to speakerphone drama!

NostalgicCraft SMP

bittersweet, Childhood, emotions, longing, Memories, Nostalgia, nostalgic feelings, nostalgic memories, nostalgic moments, nostalgic thoughts, NostalgicCraft, past, reminiscent, reminiscent thoughts, Reminiscing, sentimental, sentimental feelings, sentimental journey, sentimental memories, sentimental moments, smp, wistful

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	1158
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	16
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Remember that time you accidentally punched a creeper into your friend’s house and blew it up? Or when you tried to ride a pig off a cliff but ended up plummeting to your doom instead? Join our Minecraft SMP for a trip down memory lane filled with chaos, laughter, and epic fails! Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a total noob, our server is the perfect place to relive those moments that always make you nostalgic. So grab your pickaxe and come join us for a wild ride filled with ridiculous shenanigans and unforgettable memories!

DumpedCraft: Creeper Edition

BETRAYAL, breakup advice, breakup recovery, breakup stories, breakup support, breakup survival, broken heart, coping with breakup, creeper, DUMPED, DumpedCraft, Edition, emotional pain, getting over ex, Healing Process, Heartache, HEARTBREAK, Love Lost, moving on, painful breakup, relationship ending, relationship problems, worst breakup

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	2908
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Votes:	5303
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Have you ever been dumped by getting pushed off a cliff into a pit of lava? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for the most epic breakup stories and crazy adventures you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels. Who needs a boyfriend or girlfriend when you can have a diamond sword and a pet creeper to keep you company? So come on, join us and get ready for a wild ride filled with heartbreak and hilarity!

❤️ XetaByte ❤️┃➤ Survival, Promo code – XETA2025 💥 Minecraft server

Among us, Ant Battle, Auction, Bed wars, build battle, Castle Battle, Clans, cs go, Dance, Deathrun, Duels, Egg wars, feelings, football, Friends, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hockey, Hookahs, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, minecraft server, Mob Arena, one block, Paintball, Parkour, Pets, Private, promo code, Quake, sex, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Spit, Spleef, Survival, TNT Run, tops, Transport, weapons, Weddings

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	3717
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	25

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

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Modes > Survival

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. Friendly admins

3. Promo code XETA2025 for a 15% discount

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

Mega.XetaByte.ru

Aqua’s Useless Minecraft Server

anime character, ANNOYING, Aqua, Aqua cosplay, Aqua fan, Aqua friends, Aqua goddess, Aqua haters, Aqua Konosuba, Aqua personality, Aquas, burden, comedic relief, drinking buddy, Entertaining, Fun, low iq, Minecraft, night out, Party, Server, Smelly, useless

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	5386
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Void Gems Collected:	18	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Come join our Minecraft server and experience the wild and wacky world of Aqua! Sure, she may be a bit useless, smelly, and low-IQ, but imagine the laughs you’ll have as you embark on crazy adventures with her by your side.

Rumor has it that Aqua once tamed a creeper and rode it into battle against a horde of zombies. And don’t even get us started on the time she built a house out of nothing but dirt and sheer determination.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable and chaotic as Aqua herself, then look no further. Join us for a night of drinking, laughing, and Minecraft madness that you’ll never forget!

:gt: be me Minecraft SMP

4chan, digital content, funny images, funny pictures, Happiness, humor, internet culture, meme addiction, Meme culture, meme enthusiast, meme generator, meme lover, meme posting, meme sharing, meme sharing group, Minecraft, normie discord, normie memes, Online Community, online humor, smp, social media

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	1543
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Falling into the Void:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

Are you tired of being a normie in your boring old Discord server? Want to be the funniest person in the group without even trying? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to post funny little pictures from 4chan without reading anything! Trust us, it’s the secret to instant popularity and happiness. Plus, rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghost who only communicates through meme references. Join now for a chance to meet the legendary memeing ghost and become a meme master yourself!pic related (it’s a spooky meme ghost)