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ShaveCraft: Where Even the Pixels Stay Clean!

#facial hair, #mens grooming, Appearance, clean, clean cut, clean-shaven, facial grooming, fashion, Grooming, grooming habits, grooming routine, grooming tips, hygiene, Masculinity, Men’s Fashion, personal care, pixels, self-care, self-respecting man, ShaveCraft, shaving, stay, Style, well groomed

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	4394
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	88
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	0

Are you tired of being a scruffy mess like those dirty peasants on /int/? Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft server, we only accept the clean-shaven elite! Join us and show off your perfectly groomed beard – oh wait, you don’t have one because you’re a civilized individual.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest diamonds and emeralds you’ll ever find in the Minecraft universe. Legend has it that our server was blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves, ensuring that only the most fabulous players can mine these precious gems.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground dance party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best moves. Who knew creepers had such killer dance skills?

So come join us on our exclusive Minecraft server and experience a world like no other. Just remember to leave your unkempt facial hair at the door – we don’t want any scruffiness ruining our fabulous vibe!

Midlife Crisis Craft: Where dreams go to die but blocks stay alive

“Youth, 40, Abandoned, ABSENT, aging, alive, blocks, Craft, Crisis, depleted, Despair, deteriorating, Die, Disappointment, dreams, emptiness, ENERGY, evaporated, Friends, health, hopes, Lost, Midlife, motivation, savings, stay, Wasted

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	6296
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Holy Grails Found:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17

Are you tired of feeling like you’ve wasted away your life with nothing to show for it? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Join us and leave all your troubles behind as you embark on a wild and wacky adventure filled with endless possibilities.

Forget about your deteriorating health and lost youth, because on our server, you’ll feel rejuvenated and alive like never before. Say goodbye to your abandoned friends and depleted energy, because here, you’ll make new friends and have more energy than you know what to do with.

Don’t worry about your evaporated savings, because on our server, the only currency you need is pure fun and excitement. So come join us and let the emptiness in your life be filled with laughter, creativity, and endless Minecraft shenanigans. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Blocky Adventures: Where You Can Stay Home and Still Explore!

Adventure, Adventures, blocky, Communication, Cultural experience, cultural immersion, disconnect, Explore, Exploring, foreign land, home, introspection, ISOLATION, lack of connection, money spent, Observation, self reflection, SightSeeing, socializing, solo travel, stay, time wasted, Tourist, travel, Wanderlust

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	1969
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	4590

Are you tired of spending time and money on boring vacations where you don’t even talk to anyone? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect solution for you!

Join our server and embark on a virtual journey like no other. Explore exotic lands, build incredible structures, and interact with players from all around the world without ever leaving the comfort of your own home.

Who needs to travel when you can experience the thrill of adventure right from your computer screen? Plus, on our server, you’ll never have to worry about awkward small talk or expensive plane tickets.

So why waste your time and money on real-life vacations when you can have the ultimate gaming experience on our server? Join now and start your virtual adventure today!

RevolutionCraft: Join the Huey Newton Appreciation Society or stay an NPC!

appreciation, black power, cold war, community youth, corrupt state, established order, Exploitation, glowies, gun ownership, HUEY, Huey Newton, Join, larpfags, libcuck culture wars, Newton, Npc, revolutionary, RevolutionCraft, society, Speaker, stay, united people, WHITE POWER, working class power, Writer, yellow power

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	4754
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers filled with NPC faggots? Join our server and become a real revolutionary like Huey Newton! Imagine making glowies seethe, cope, and shit themselves at the height of their power during the cold war – all while preaching black power, white power, yellow power, and working class power. Take care of your community youth, feed and educate them, and strive to end all forms of exploitation in your country. Emphasize the importance of gun ownership and utilize it against a brutal corrupt state (unlike larpfags today). Become an elegant writer and speaker, giving your all to the cause. Join us and be a part of something truly revolutionary – no boring NPC faggots allowed!

Lost in Blocks for Eons

Arrival, been here, blocks, continuous, DURATION, Enduring, eons, extended, extended period, extended stay, how long, Lasting, length, lingering, Lost, ongoing, Period, PERSISTENT, PRESENCE, Prolonged, Residence, stay, Time

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	483
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Elemental Crystals Collected:	96
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10

Oh, honey, you haven’t truly lived until you’ve joined our Minecraft server! We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box and more creepers than a family reunion at the TNT factory.

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a castle out of rainbow blocks, or just hang out with a community of players who are as crazy as a chicken wearing a top hat.

And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party where the zombies drop sick beats and the skeletons breakdance like their bones are made of rubber.

So, how long have you been here? Not long enough, my friend. Not long enough.

CraftyCoop – Where Friends Mine Together and Stay Together!

Aliens: Fireteam Elite, Blight: Survival, cooperative games, coopg, CraftyCoop, DarkSwarm, darktide, Darktide build planner, Darktide: Path of Redemption, Deep Rock Galactic, Deep Rock Galactic build planner, Den Of Wolves, EDF 6 Western, Friends, gtfo, Helldivers 2, Helldivers 2: Democratic Detonation, killing floor 2, Killing Floor 3, left 4 dead 2, payday 2, Payday 3, Payday 3: Patch 1.1.2, ready or not, remnant 2, remnant ii, SCP: 5K, starship troopers extermination, stay, The Forever Winter, Vermintide, vermintide 2, Vermintide 2 build planner, Wartracker

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	5385
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3932	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Votes:	7654	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server out there! We don’t just play regular old Minecraft, oh no. We play cooperative games that require teamwork and strategy to win. It’s like a virtual team-building exercise, but with creepers and zombies instead of trust falls.

Join us for intense battles in games like Helldivers 2, where you can blow stuff up with your friends in the most democratic way possible. Or how about Vermintide 2, where you can fight off hordes of rat-men with your buddies? It’s like a rodent-infested party that you definitely don’t want to miss.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got updates on updates, like Darktide’s Path of Redemption and Helldivers 2’s Warbond release. Plus, we’ve got crazy future games like Killing Floor 3 and Den Of Wolves that will blow your mind.

So come on down to our Minecraft server and join in on the fun. Who needs trust falls when you can have explosive battles and epic adventures with your friends? See you there, adventurer!

PixelatedPandas Server – Come for the diamonds, stay for the laughs in ‘NIKKE’

#announcement, Community, Competition, Contest, diamonds, Entertainment, Event, Interactive, laughs, nikke, NIKKEvote2024, Open, Participation, PixelatedPandas, poll, Popularity, POPULARITY POLL, Prizes, RED HOOD SWEEP, Server, stay, survey, Sweepstakes, Vote, Website

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	3944
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	24	Runes Activated:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Crops Grown:	2213
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Are you tired of mundane Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old boring experience? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We have a popularity poll open right now where you can vote for the best player on the server and win a lifetime supply of diamond swords! And get this, our server is so lit that even Red Hood himself is our janitor, sweeping up creepers like it’s his day job (which it kinda is)! Don’t miss out on all the craziness, join us now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! 🤪🎉⚔️ #RedHoodSweep #VoteForChaos

DefinitelyNotSketchy SMP: Come for the fun, stay for the totally not suspicious activities! LGBTQ+ friendly, Hermitcraft-like, Fabric Java server

[Discord Member], [Dragon Fights], [Mini Seasons], 20 TPS, activities, Community, DECEMBER, DefinitelyNotSketchy, Diamond Economy, Discord to Minecraft chat, Events, Fabric, Friendly, Fun, Hermitcraftlike, High tech modpacks, Images, INCLUSIVE, java, june, LGBTQ, Magic, North America, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, snowy adventures, Spawn, stay, Suggestion forums, suspicious, Totally, Voice Chat integration, Whitelisted

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	3830
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	35
Ores Mined:	9938	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Astral Projections Made:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	TotallyNotSuspicious SMP
Established	2018
Primary Focus	Creating a inclusive and community-driven environment

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server focused on?	The server is focused on creating a community where interactions are valued and inclusivity is key.
Can anyone join the server?	Yes, every member is welcome with open arms regardless of background or experience.
Why should I join TotallyNotSuspicious?	– Servers hosted in North America, with constant 20 TPS – Discord to Minecraft chat – Simple Voice Chat integration – Suggestion forums – Ticket systems, answered immediately – Diamond economy, no shop plugins – Organized Dragon Fights and various events.
How do I join the server?	Joining the Discord is required to be whitelisted on the server. You can apply here.
Are there mini seasons on the server?	Yes, the server hosts custom modded mini seasons inbetween main seasons that can range from magical adventures to high tech modpacks.

Re-emergence of Chaos: Now with extra mess but without the drama and tears! Join us for the chaos, stay for the laughs.

AE2 wireless, Applied Energistics, Better Bees, Buildcraft RF, Chaos, Curseforge, Discord, Drama, Ender IO, EXTRA, Extra Utilities 2, Factions, Forestry, Join, laughs, Mess, Minecraft, Modded, modpacks, multiplayer, ProjectRed, PvP, Redstone Flux, Reemergence, stay, Tears, Tech Guns, thaumcraft 6, thermal expansion, Tinkers, war-like experience

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	2559
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Features
24/7 Raiding
PvP Allowed (and encouraged!)
Custom curated modpack for mass destruction
Updated recipes for balance
3k x 3k World border in all dimensions
Fresh Wipe 04/04/2024
End Dimension wipes monthly
Active development team

Steps to joining
1. Search and download the modpack “Resurgence – Combat evolved”
2. Launch the modpack
3. Add the IP ‘play.mcresurgence.com’ to multiplayer menu

Minecraft version 1.12.2 https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/resurgence-combat-evolved

Official discord: https://discord.gg/JmK3rSek

Mod list: Thaumcraft 6, Ender IO, Tinker’s, Forestry, Better Bees, Thermal expansion, Tech Guns, Redstone Flux, ProjectRed, Extra Utilities 2, Buildcraft RF, AE2 wireless, Applied Energistics, and more mods catering to a war-like experience (100+ mods and custom changes).

FAQ

Is hacking allowed on the server?

No, hacking, duping, and cheating are not allowed on the Resurgence server.

Can I play solo or do I have to interact with other players?

You can choose to play solo and focus on building and destruction, or you can join other players for PvP and teamwork.

How often does the End Dimension get wiped?

The End Dimension is wiped monthly on the Resurgence server.

What mods are included in the Resurgence modpack?

Some of the mods included are Thaumcraft 6, Ender IO, Tinker’s Construct, Forestry, Better Bees, Thermal Expansion, Tech Guns, and more.

Crafty Comedians: LOLz & Laughs Server

Audience, comedian, comedians, comedy, Crafty, crazy, Entertainment, entertainment industry, funny, Garbage, heh haha, humor, jokes, laughs, Laughter, live performance, lolz, normal reactions, normies, not particularly interesting, Performance, Server, Showbiz, stand up, stand up comedy show

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	8600
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Magic Items Found:	4352	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Emeralds Found:	8284
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the fun never stops! 🎉 Join us for a stand-up comedy show like no other! Picture this: Creepers telling jokes, Zombies doing impressions, and Skeletons doing a hilarious dance routine. It’s a laugh riot!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has been known to drop by for a quick set. And don’t even get me started on the Witches – they are the ultimate pranksters!

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you witness a Steve and a Creeper teaming up to open a bakery? Or see a Zombie Pigman hosting a cooking show? It’s pure chaos and we love it!

Don’t be a normie, come join the madness on our Minecraft server. Who knows what crazy adventures await you! 🤪

MexicanKissCraft: Where kisses and blocks collide in hilarious ways!

blocks, collide, cultural appropriation, cultural authenticity, cultural representation, cultural sensitivity, Diversity, film industry, hilarious, KISSES, Kissing Scenes, Latin American customs, Latinx, Media portrayal, Mexican kiss, MexicanKissCraft, on-screen kisses, representation matters, romantic cliches, romantic gestures, romantic tropes, ROMANTICIZING, romanticizing cultures, Stereotypes, trope, Ways

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	6004
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Emeralds Found:	1213
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can experience the most mind-blowing adventures in the blocky world! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about the time a player stumbled upon a hidden village filled with talking cows who only speak in puns. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the time our players discovered a secret dungeon guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes? Yes, you heard that right, laser eyes! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to be amazed by the unbelievable wonders that await you!

Fascist-Free Funland: Where Peace, Freedom, and Democracy Reign Supreme!

anti-fascism, Austria, Democracy, Demokratie, Faschismus, fascism, FascistFree, freedom, Freiheit, FUNLAND, Für Frieden, History, Hitler’s birthplace, HUMAN RIGHTS, Mahnen, memorial site, memorial stone, Millionen Tote, Peace, Reign, Remembrance, resistance, SUPREME, world war II

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	172
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Villages Defended:	18	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Runes Activated:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we fight for peace, freedom, and democracy by building epic structures and battling against evil mobs! Join us as we make sure that Hitler’s ghost stays far away from our server – we even have a memorial stone at his birthplace in Austria to remind everyone of the millions of lives lost to fascism.

But don’t worry, our server is a safe space for all players to express themselves and unleash their creativity. Whether you want to build a giant statue of a penguin riding a unicorn or create a secret underground lair filled with treasure, the possibilities are endless on our server.

So come join us and be a part of our quest to keep the spirit of peace and democracy alive in the world of Minecraft! Who knows, you might even uncover some hidden secrets about Hitler’s past while you’re at it. Let’s make Minecraft great again!

Tourist Trap Craft: Where even creepers know the best spots in Europe!

city breaks, Craft, CREEPERS, crowded places, cultural attractions, Europe, European capitals, Exploring, hidden gems, historical sites, landmarks, local experiences, must-see places, Off the beaten path, overhyped spots, overrated attractions, popular destinations, SightSeeing, Spots, tourism, Tourist, tourist traps, touristy areas, trap, travel, vacation spots

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	6721
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Enchantments Applied:	240
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	493
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	7

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where you can escape the tourist traps of European capitals and dive into a world of endless adventure and fun!

Join us and explore INSANE landscapes, build JAW-DROPPING structures, and battle CRAZY mobs with your friends!

Forget about crowded streets and overpriced souvenirs, on our server you can FLY around like a superhero and collect RARE items that will make you the envy of all the other players.

So why waste your time getting lost in a maze of souvenir shops when you can join our server and become the LEGENDARY hero of your own Minecraft world? Join us now and let the adventure begin!

LOLcraft: A Challenger Approaches!

approaches, challenge, challenger, comparison, Competition, console, debate, Entertainment, future prospects, Gaming, Gaming Community, graphics, GREATNESS, innovation, LolCraft, Nostalgia, Performance, Playstation 2, Popularity, Sales, Switch, Technology, video games

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	8346
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Towns Built:	7
Potions Brewed:	60	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where Switch players battle it out to prove they are better than the legendary PlayStation 2!

Join us if you want to experience blocky graphics that will make you question reality. Our server is so intense, it will make you forget about all other consoles!

Legend has it that if you join our server, you will be granted the power to build the most epic structures in all of Minecraft history. Your creations will be so amazing, they will make Notch himself jealous!

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this epic battle between the Switch and the PlayStation 2. Who will come out on top? Only those brave enough to join our server will find out!

Steve’s Epic Adventure Land

Adventure, aid, Awareness, Conflict, Crisis, depression, Epic, Help, Humanity, intervention, Land, mental health, Military, Russian soldier, Steves, SUICIDE, Support, Tragedy, Trauma, Ukraine, Video, violence, War

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	7376
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Farms Harvested:	426	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Enchantments Applied:	278	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	415
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Are you tired of witnessing Russian soldiers having a meltdown in Minecraft because they can’t handle the pressure of the War? Well, look no further! Join our server and witness the chaos unfold as these soldiers try to navigate their way through blocky battles and pixelated PTSD.

But wait, there’s more! With every new player that joins, we donate a stack of diamonds to a charity that helps Russian soldiers cope with their Minecraft-induced trauma. So not only are you having a blast on our server, but you’re also making a difference in the lives of these virtual warriors.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be a part of this unique gaming experience. Join now and let the madness begin! 🤣🎮🔥

Dragon’s Dorks Minecraft Server

Archiver, augments, capcom, character creator, ddg, Dorks, dragon’s Dogma, Dragon’s Dogma 1 OP., dragons, Feste, hire pawn, Minecraft, pastebin, patch notes, pawn, Pawn Guild, Pawn Sheet, Server, Skills, Steam, survey, video game, Wiki

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	4512
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the creepers are as friendly as your grandma’s cookies! Join us for a wild ride through blocky adventures and pixelated chaos!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale of a player who stumbled upon a hidden diamond mine that led them to a secret underground kingdom ruled by zombie pigmen wearing top hats. Legend has it, they were offering enchanted armor in exchange for stacks of emerald blocks!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest of rare mobs, like the elusive ender dragon that wears sunglasses and blasts dubstep music as it flies around the world. And don’t even get me started on the creeper disco parties that happen every full moon!

So come on down to our server and experience the blocky madness for yourself. Who needs reality when you can have a world where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky? Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community around!

CreeperCancucks – Where even creepers can’t stop us from winning!

cancucks, CreeperCancucks, CREEPERS, Defeat, devastated, Disappointment, emotional turmoil, fair, Frustration, game over, HEARTBREAK, Hockey, kill me now, LOSE, Nooo, Over.., Sadness, sports, sports fan, STOP, UNFAIR, Upset, winning

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	2008
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	56	Runes Activated:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Dragons Tamed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever created! Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, anything is possible!

Join us and witness the craziest battles you’ve ever seen in Minecraft history! Our players are so skilled, they make the cancucks look like amateurs. You’ll be on the edge of your seat as you watch our players dominate the competition.

But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll also find hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, gold, and rare items! Rumor has it that one lucky player found a enchanted diamond sword that can one-shot any mob in the game. Will you be the next lucky winner?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

The New Gate 2: Electric Boogaloo

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	7603
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	36
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some INSANE stories that will make you want to hit that join button faster than you can say “creeper”.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a GIGANTIC dragon swoops down from the sky and challenges you to a duel. But don’t worry, because on this server, you have the power to FLY and defeat any mythical creature that comes your way.

Or how about this: you stumble upon a secret underground base filled with TREASURE beyond your wildest dreams. But beware, because the base is guarded by a pack of ZOMBIE PIGMEN who will stop at nothing to protect their loot.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just imagine building your very own CASTLE made entirely out of RAINBOW blocks. Yes, you heard that right. Your castle will be the envy of all your friends on the server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and embark on the WILDEST Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Snowflake Showdown: Where White Genocide Isn’t Real

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	4846
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	79	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Divine Spears Created:	23	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	16

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where being a virgin is a badge of honor and click bait articles are our main source of inspiration! Join us for a wild ride filled with GENOCIDE (just kidding, we’re all about peace and love here).

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they found a secret dungeon filled with DIAMONDS, GOLD, and UNICORNS (okay, maybe not unicorns, but you get the idea). They became the richest player on the server and were hailed as the VIRGIN KING!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary CHICKEN ARMY, led by a fearless chicken named Cluck Norris. Join forces with Cluck Norris and conquer the END together!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and show the world that being a virgin is nothing to be ashamed of. Plus, where else can you find a chicken army and secret diamond dungeons? It’s a LOLZY adventure waiting for you!