New Minecraft Servers 2025

stay with girlfriend’s family Minecraft Servers

stay with girlfriend’s family Minecraft Servers

  • NoisyVillagersNoSleep

    NoisyVillagersNoSleep
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    Players: 98/800 Votes: 6791
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 19 Unseen Monsters Slain: 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Crystal Wands Charged: 8 Phantom Knights Defeated: 6
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 5 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Ether Blades Crafted: 11
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a family gathering with 3 newborns? Look no further! Join our server where you can escape the madness of being woken up at 6am by babies unloading the dishwasher.

    Our server takes you on a wild adventure where you can build your dream world without any annoying in-laws or babies in sight. Say goodbye to being stuck in the worst room of the house and hello to endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience a virtual world where you can finally get some peace and quiet, away from the chaos of family gatherings. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with your MIL/DIL and her sisters’ shenanigans.

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  • Tarrows 1.21.3 Minecraft server

    Tarrows 1.21.3 Minecraft server
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    Players: 97/800 Votes: 2723
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Cozy Campfires Lit: 14
    Heroic Legacies Created: 3 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 14
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7
    Vanishing Items Found: 7 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Dark Rituals Completed: 2
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Infinity Stones Found: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    The owner of the “Terrows 1.21.3” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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  • Chuuba Connections Minecraft Server

    Chuuba Connections Minecraft Server
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    Players: 97/1000 Votes: 2925
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Villages Defended: 12 Mythical Swords Crafted: 34
    Battle Standards Raised: 13 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 8 Forbidden Tomes Read: 3
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 17 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 5 Gnome Villages Protected: 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 29

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring players? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most chaotic place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us if you want to witness a llama riding a pig while shooting fireballs out of its eyes. Or how about a chicken wearing diamond armor and challenging players to a dance-off? And don’t even get us started on the talking creepers who recite Shakespearean sonnets while exploding!

    Every other small-time chuuba is connected to our server because they know where the real party is at. We’ve got secret underground disco caves, skydiving competitions with Ender Dragons, and a rollercoaster that takes you through a Nether portal and straight into a land of candy and unicorns.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!

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  • BBC Mating Call Minecraft SMP: It’s Over Bros, She’s Blacked Owned Now

    BBC Mating Call Minecraft SMP: It’s Over Bros, She’s Blacked Owned Now
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    Players: 90/300 Votes: 2694
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 21 Unseen Monsters Slain: 1
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 6 Love Letters Sent: 12
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 10 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 57 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
    Crystal Wands Charged: 10 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! We have BBC mating calls going off left and right, and let me tell you, it’s a sight to behold. The server is now officially blacked owned, so if you want to join in on the chaos, you better hurry up before it’s too late. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on this wild ride of a server! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

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  • Ugly Fat-Faced Minecraft Server

    Ugly Fat-Faced Minecraft Server
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    Players: 101/300 Votes: 7091
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 887 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 14 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Herobrine Sightings: 3 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Ores Mined: 3553

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on servers with boring, basic characters? Come join our Minecraft server where we celebrate all shapes and sizes, even the ugly fat-faced ones! Our community is full of players who embrace uniqueness and diversity, so don’t worry about fitting in.

    Join us and embark on wild adventures with characters who break all the gaming stereotypes. Who needs a perfect, flawless protagonist when you can have a fat, ugly, and downright disgusting one to play as? It’s time to break free from the norm and embrace the beauty of imperfection.

    Don’t miss out on the chance to explore a world where being different is celebrated. Say goodbye to cookie-cutter characters and hello to the most outrageous and hilarious gaming experience you’ve ever had. Join our server now and prepare for a gaming journey like no other!

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  • Biggest Based Retard in Football Minecraft SMP

    Biggest Based Retard in Football Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 104/900 Votes: 495
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 14
    Votes: 1884 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 3
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Elemental Crystals Collected: 80
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or chaos? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and questionable decision-making skills.

    Our server is home to the biggest based retard in football – yes, you read that right. This player is known for his insane skills on the field and his even crazier antics off the field. Join our SMP to witness his shenanigans firsthand and maybe even challenge him to a game of Minecraft football.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama revolution? The choice is yours.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, look no further. Join us today and prepare for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

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  • 2025 Financial Collapse Minecraft Server

    2025 Financial Collapse Minecraft Server
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    Players: 104/800 Votes: 1457
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 10
    Ores Mined: 2103 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
    Runes Activated: 6 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Emeralds Found: 867 Chimeras Created: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the boring old stock market and Bitfuck prices going full mongoloid on you? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the impending debt crisis that’s looming over the financial world. Our server is like a soft landing for your sanity, with no inflation beast in sight. Forget about those bottom-of-the-barrel shitfuck coins and come join us for some quality meme-filled fun. Who needs daddy Powell when you have a functioning brain cell like yours truly? So come on over and let’s build a virtual world where the only debt crisis is how many diamonds you owe your fellow players.

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  • Old_Fag_2013 Minecraft SMP

    Old_Fag_2013 Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 97/700 Votes: 5334
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Chimeras Created: 1
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Runes Activated: 6
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 24 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Players Killed by Monsters: 9836
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 30
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is too scared to take risks and go on epic adventures? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

    We are currently 6 weeks into the bullrun and let me tell you, things are getting wild! We have insane amounts of diamonds, emeralds, and all the rare resources you could ever dream of. But beware, there are cowards and r/buttcoiners trying to bring us down. But don’t worry, we are strong and will not let them ruin our fun.

    Join us now and be a part of the most epic Minecraft SMP adventure you’ve ever experienced. Who knows what crazy shenanigans we’ll get up to next? Don’t be a coward, join us and let’s dominate this bullrun together!

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  • Crafty Dawntrail Minecraft Server

    Crafty Dawntrail Minecraft Server
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    Players: 106/500 Votes: 9874
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 9414 Cosmic Pies Baked: 8
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 37 Enchantments Applied: 234
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 22
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Buildings Constructed: 29 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky time that you won’t forget!

    Reasons to join: – Patch 7.15 maintenance is just a cover-up for the epic updates we have in store for you. Get ready for some mind-blowing changes! – Our Patch Notes are so crazy, you’ll think you’re reading a fantasy novel. But no, it’s all real and happening on our server! – Starlight Celebration? More like Starlight Party! Join us for the most lit holiday event in Minecraft history. – Need resources, free companies, or linkshells? We’ve got ’em all! And they’re all as rare as a diamond block in the desert. – Meetups? We’ve got ’em all, from Male Middie Movie Night to Violent Night (2022). You won’t find meetups like these anywhere else!

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even encounter a Krampus or two along the way!

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  • The Best Crime Films of All Time Minecraft SMP

    The Best Crime Films of All Time Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 97/400 Votes: 7047
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Towns Built: 10 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Zombie Dances: 9 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Lunar Scepters Activated: 7
    Farms Harvested: 844 Infinity Stones Found: 4
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we don’t just build epic structures and mine for diamonds – we create the best crime films of all time! Join us if you want to be a part of crazy heists, epic car chases, and intense shootouts all within the blocky world of Minecraft.

    Our server is filled with talented filmmakers who will help you bring your wildest crime film ideas to life. Need a getaway driver for your bank robbery scene? We got you covered. Want to recreate the iconic “I’m gonna make him an offer he can’t refuse” scene from The Godfather? We’ll help you build the perfect mafia hideout.

    But be warned, the competition is fierce on our server. Rumor has it that the infamous Blockbuster Bandits have been causing chaos, stealing all the best film props and sets for themselves. Will you join forces with them or take them down in an epic showdown?

    So if you’re ready to channel your inner Scorsese and create the ultimate crime film in Minecraft, join us on our server and let the blockbuster madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • ⭐ MineRich ⭐┃➤ Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock 💥 Minecraft server

    ⭐ MineRich ⭐┃➤ Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock 💥 Minecraft server
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    Players: 95/400 Votes: 6410
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 3 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 32
    Titanic Battles Fought: 15 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 218
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 8 Herobrine Sightings: 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 61
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 90 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Version > 1.9-1.21.1

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    Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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    Server advantages:

    1. No lags

    2. No donation bytes

    3. Friendly admins

    4. Constant updates

    5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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    Survival:

    ➤ Football (/football)

    Hockey (/warp hokkey)

    ➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

    ➤ Weapons (/guns)

    ➤ Transport (/vehicles)

    ➤ Pets (/pets)

    ➤ Feelings (/feelings)

    ➤ Duels (/duel)

    ➤ Sex (/sex)

    ➤ Clans (/clan)

    ➤ Weddings (/marry)

    ➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

    ➤ Friends (/friends)

    ➤ Auction (/ah)

    ➤ Dance (/dance)

    ➤ Spit (/spit)

    ➤ Private (/region)

    ➤ Tops (/tops)

    ➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

    ➤ Date head database (/headdb)

    ➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

    ➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

    ➤ Report-System (/report)

    ➤ In-game console (/console)

    ➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

    ➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

    ➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

    ➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

    ➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

    ➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

    ➤ Economy (Currency)

    ➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

    ➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

    ➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

    ➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

    ➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

    ➤ In-game console (/console)

    ➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

    ➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

    ➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

    ➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

    ➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

    ➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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    Anarchy:

    ➤ Airdrops

    ➤ Mystics

    ➤ Caches

    ➤ Relics

    ➤ Spheres

    ➤ Blocks with private

    ➤ Items at lvl X

    ➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

    ➤ Automine (/warp mine)

    ➤ Buyer (/seller)

    ➤ Auction (/ah)

    ➤ Shop (/shop)

    ➤ Quests (/quests)

    ➤ Whales (/kit)

    ➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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    SkyBlock:

    ➤ Auction (/ah)

    ➤ Automine (/warp mine)

    ➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

    ➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

    ➤ Menu (/menu)

    ➤ Shop (/shop)

    Super.MineRich.net

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