NeverGonnaDoIt-MinecraftSMP

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	1091
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	13	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Towns Built:	2
Ores Mined:	3969	Votes:	3124
Zombie Dances:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Alien Abductions:	5

Joining our Minecraft SMP! Why? Because we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and a pet dragon that shoots fireballs at griefers. Plus, our admin is actually a wizard who can summon lightning storms on command. And did we mention that every player gets a free unicorn mount to ride around on? Yeah, you’ll never want to leave once you join our crazy, magical world. So what are you 100% never gonna do? Joining any other boring SMP, that’s for sure!

The General Minecraft SMP Lisa #39

fangame guide, Fangames, general, joy, Joyful, Lisa, LISA: The General, ltg, main website, Minecraft, PAINFUL, post-apocalyptic, post-Flash world, rpg maker, smp, Steam page, The first, The White Flash, tq, Wiki

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	104
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Void Gems Collected:	28
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Ores Mined:	2721	Titanic Battles Fought:	20

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing more painful than losing all the women in the world to The White Flash is losing all your diamonds in a creeper explosion! Join us for a post-apocalyptic adventure that is equal parts comedic and heartwrenching, just like the LISA series.

Our server is filled with fangames and crazy events that will keep you on your toes. We have a wiki that will guide you through the madness, and a Steam page where you can download all the mods you need to survive.

So come join us and see if you have what it takes to face living in a post-Flash world. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find some Joy along the way (or at least some epic loot)!

PetPals Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	1710
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Mines Excavated:	1465	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	14

🤣🐱 Looking for a Minecraft server that respects boundaries? Look no further! Our server has a strict “no pets” policy, so you won’t have to worry about any surprise feline roommates showing up unannounced. We promise, no allergic reactions here! Join us for a purr-fectly pet-free experience! 🚫🐾

But hey, if you’re feeling rebellious, feel free to bring your virtual pet along for the ride! Just make sure they don’t cause any virtual chaos like our friend’s cat did in real life. We don’t want any drama like that on our server! 😹🙅‍♂️

So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure where the only pets allowed are the ones you can tame in-game. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual fun with us? See you there, pet-free pals! 🎮🐾 #NoPetPolicyNoProblem

MomKnowsBestMC

budgeting challenges, budgeting tips, communication problems, cutting expenses, family advice, family conflict, family dynamics, Financial Advice, financial disagreements, financial hardships, Financial Planning, financial stress, financial struggles, frugal living, marital disputes, marriage issues, MomKnowsBestMC, money management, relationship conflicts, saving money

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	448
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Towns Built:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we help you save money in real life by spending all your time in a virtual world! Join us and escape the financial struggles of the real world by building your dream virtual mansion with virtual blocks.

Our server is so lit that even your mom will be impressed with how frugal you’ve become. We offer virtual spreadsheets to track your virtual spending, so you can see where you’re wasting all your virtual diamonds on unnecessary virtual items.

And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for splurging on virtual Starbucks or organic virtual produce. But if you want to truly succeed on our server, you better start meal prepping your virtual meals and cutting back on your virtual takeout.

Join us now and show your wife that even in the virtual world, mom knows best! Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free virtual pig as a pet to keep you company while you grind for those virtual coins. Don’t miss out on this epic opportunity to turn your financial woes into virtual victories!

FactoidFrenzy – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	2263
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	454
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Magic Items Found:	8107

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to experience the wackiest and weirdest adventures in the blocky world!

Join us and discover the secret underground society of talking chickens who have their own government and currency system. Or how about embarking on a quest to find the legendary diamond pickaxe that grants you the power to fly like a chicken? Trust us, it’s totally legit.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle against an army of evil sheep? Or witness a dance-off between two rival factions of villagers? Anything is possible in our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

So come on down and join us for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Who knows what strange facts you’ll uncover along the way?

SnackCraft: The Ultimate Munchies Server

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	3981
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Votes:	870
Gods Slained:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Are you tired of snacking on boring old chips and dip while playing Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server offers a virtual buffet of delicious snacks for you to munch on while you build, mine, and survive! From pixelated pizza to blocky burgers, we’ve got all your cravings covered.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Snack Monster, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of tasty treats. If you can find and feed the Snack Monster, he will grant you special powers and abilities to help you conquer the Minecraft world like never before.

So come join us on our server and indulge in a smorgasbord of snacks while embarking on epic adventures and battling the Snack Monster. Trust us, you won’t find a more deliciously fun Minecraft experience anywhere else!

ShadowCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	5024
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Mines Excavated:	2532	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

So, like, this server is like a total rollercoaster of craziness, man. Imagine this: you log in and suddenly you’re in the middle of a drug gang using shadow Chinese money brokers. Like, what even is that?! And get this, $86 million gets seized by Italian police. It’s like a Minecraft server on steroids, dude. Join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

CraftyUkraine2020

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	3726
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

so like, this server is like, the craziest place you’ll ever be in Minecraft, like, ever. we got Zelenskyy meeting with Harris and spat with Trump, like what even is happening? it’s like a soap opera but in Minecraft. join us if you want to witness the most epic drama unfold right before your eyes. who needs reality TV when you have this server, amirite? come join the chaos and see for yourself, it’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me.

Loot Lottery Madness

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	992
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	New Chunks Explored:	768886
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Divine Spears Created:	11	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

LOLZ, u ever feel like u won the lottery when u find a sick Minecraft server? well, dis server is like hitting the jackpot every time u log on! we got crazy builds dat will make ur eyeballs pop outta ur head, like seriously, we had to ban eyeball retrieval services cuz they were gettin overwhelmed.

Not only dat, but we got mobs dat will make u question ur sanity. we got creepers doin the cha-cha, skeletons breakdancing, and zombies… well, they’re just bein zombies. but trust me, u ain’t never seen mobs like dis before.

And don’t even get me started on our community events. we once had a pig race dat turned into a full-on piggy olympics. pigs doin hurdles, pigs doin synchronized swimming, pigs doin interpretive dance. it was a sight to behold, let me tell ya.

So come join our server and experience the thrill of winning the Minecraft lottery every single day. just remember to hold onto ur eyeballs, cuz they might just pop out again.

Crafty Trans Teens Server

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	6668
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where the blocks are as colorful as a unicorn’s fart! We have so much fun, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget you have to pee! Plus, did you know that joining our server decreases your chances of turning into a llama by 69%? True story, bro.

Our server is so lit, even the creepers are wearing sunglasses. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that shoots out rainbow lasers! But be careful, because the zombies have been taking salsa dancing lessons and they’re ready to boogie down with you.

Forget about those boring servers with no pizzazz. Ours is like a magical unicorn rollercoaster ride through a rainbow tornado! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

ArdynFall SMP: Where creepers are the only thing more explosive than the drama!

100% Uptime & Regular Backups, AFK display, Anti Enderman Grief, anti ghast grief, Ardynfall, Armor statues, brand-new world, CREEPERS, Dedicated Staff Team, Double Shulker Shells, Drama, Established & Close-Knit Community, Exciting Events, explosive, Fast Leaf Decay, more mob heads, Multiplayer Sleep, nether portal coords, No Planned Server Resets, player head drops, Player Run Economy, Quality of Life Plugins & Proximity Chat, Semi Vanilla, Silence Mobs, smp, Unlock All Recipes, Wandering trades

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	2647
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10

ArdynFall SMP – Your New Minecraft Home Awaits!

Looking for a community-driven, semi-vanilla 1.21 Minecraft experience? Welcome to ArdynFall SMP, where the vanilla essence of Minecraft is preserved and enhanced with minor tweaks to improve your gameplay! No over-the-top mods, no pay-to-win features—just pure, fair gameplay in a community that’s inclusive and welcoming to all.

Why Join ArdynFall SMP?
Brand New World: We’ve moved to a new server and are only 3 weeks old! Now’s your chance to start fresh and build alongside us.
Established & Close-Knit Community: Some of our players have been adventuring together for 2+ years!
No Planned Server Resets: Build your legacy—your creations are here to stay!
100% Uptime & Regular Backups: Our server runs around the clock with frequent backups to ensure your progress is safe.
Dedicated Staff Team: A friendly, experienced staff is always available to assist with any issues or concerns.
Player-Run Economy: Help develop our diamond-based shopping district and grow the server economy!
Exciting Events: We’ve got plenty of engaging events planned for the future. But in the meantime, don’t miss out on our (optional) HermitCraft-inspired Demise event for the month of October!

Quality of Life Plugins & Proximity Chat: Our server uses a select few plugins that are designed to enhance the vanilla experience without changing the core gameplay. Plus, we support the Proximity Chat Mod, allowing players the option to communicate in-game based on how close they are to each other. Perfect for more immersive gameplay!

Interested? Join our discord and apply now!

⛏️Discord: https://discord.gg/Y2UbC8Xu8v⛏️

See you in-game, adventurer!

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