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Opinion-Free Kids’ Cafe Minecraft Server

Boundaries, cafe, child care, child nutrition, Communication, family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, feeding children, in-laws, Kids, meal frequency, meal planning, Minecraft, OpinionFree, Opinions, parenting, Parenting styles, preschool nutrition, Server, sibling dynamics, stay at home parent, stay-at-home dad, traditional gender roles, traditional values

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	4146
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8833	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in feeding your virtual kids small, frequent meals just like in real life! Join us if you want to escape the judgmental eyes of traditional players who only believe in 3 meals a day. Our server is a safe haven for stay-at-home dads who are tired of being criticized for their parenting choices.

Imagine a world where you can build lunch boxes for your Minecraft kids and watch them snack every three hours without anyone batting an eye. Our server is a place where you can tell off those who try to tell you how to parent, just like our player who stood up to his sister-in-law for her unsolicited advice on feeding habits.

So come join us and let your creativity run wild, without the fear of being judged by the “traditional” players out there. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual brother who will shrug off the drama and let you do your thing. It’s a wild ride on our server, but it’s worth it for the freedom to parent your Minecraft kids your own way.

MommyMinecraftMadness

AITAH, Argument, bitter, child support, co parenting, custody, dropped off, emergency, home, income, MommyMinecraftMadness, monthly paycheck, not letting, Petty, Police, restraining order, Sidewalk, Small Business, son’s mother, stay-at-home dad, use bathroom

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	3143
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Love Letters Sent:	16	Dragons Tamed:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Emeralds Found:	3270

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! Just like this crazy ex, our server will keep you on your toes with unexpected twists and turns. From restraining order battles to custody disputes, our server is full of drama and excitement. Who needs reality TV when you can join our server and experience all the chaos firsthand? Plus, just like this ex, our server will never fail to surprise you with its outrageous antics. So come on in and see what all the fuss is about – you won’t be disappointed!

BabyDuty24/7Vacay

BabyDuty247Vacay, childcare, Communication, compromise, exhaustion, family dynamics, Guilt, medical conference, parenting, relationship issues, Resentment, responsibilities, self-care, sleep deprivation, stay-at-home dad, stress, Support, teamwork, travel with kids, work-life balance, working mom

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	7416
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Void Armor Forged:	18	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only stress you’ll have is deciding which block to place next! Join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy stories like the time a creeper tried to join our server but got banned for blowing up too many blocks.

Need a break from the chaos of real life? Come hang out with us and build your dream world, where you can escape to a land of endless possibilities. Who needs a medical conference in California when you can explore our virtual world from the comfort of your own home?

Forget about strollers and car seats, on our server, all you need is a pickaxe and a sense of humor. We’ve got cribs for your virtual babies, and even a virtual freezer for all your virtual breastmilk needs. Plus, our toddler activities are out of this world – literally, we have a space-themed play area!

So come join us and leave the real world behind. Who needs sleep when you can stay up all night building epic structures and battling virtual zombies? And don’t worry, we won’t judge if you need to vent about your real-life struggles – we’re here to support you, one block at a time.

BeachBumzCraft

aita, Alone Time, Beach, BeachBumzCraft, blended family, Boundaries, busy household, children, Communication, Conflict Resolution, family, Fiance, parenting, quality time, reddit, relationships, stay-at-home dad, step-parenting, Summer, swimming, work-life balance

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	5736
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Divine Spears Created:	17
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of rare alone time with your kids! Join us for a chance to escape the chaos of everyday life and enjoy some quality time with your little ones. Our beaches are always open for a quick swim with your son, no lectures included!

Our server is the perfect place for stay-at-home dads looking for a break from the madness of family life. Swim in our virtual oceans, build sandcastles with your kids, and never worry about getting lectured for wanting some one-on-one time with your child.

So come join us on our server, where the only thing you’ll be judged for is your building skills (or lack thereof). Who needs a real beach when you can have a Minecraft beach all to yourself? Let’s make some memories and escape the drama of real life together!

CraftyCoop: MommyTaxIncluded

blended family, co parenting, Communication, compromise, CraftyCoop, custody, extracurricular activities, family dynamics, Financial Planning, financial responsibility, luxury, MommyTaxIncluded, Négotiation, parenting, private school tuition, relationship dynamics, sacrifice, SAHM, second job, stay-at-home dad, stepmom, working mom

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	4333
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ores Mined:	1180	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Meteorites Collected:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where negotiations are key to survival! Join us for a wild ride filled with intense bargaining and outrageous demands!

Imagine a world where you have to negotiate for every block you mine, every mob you defeat, and every structure you build. Will you be able to strike a deal to get that coveted diamond sword? Or will you have to sacrifice your precious emeralds for a chance to explore the Nether?

But beware, not everyone will be willing to compromise. Just like in real life, some players will try to get everything they want without giving anything in return. Will you be able to outsmart them and come out on top?

Join us now and experience the thrill of negotiating your way to victory in the craziest Minecraft server out there. Who knows, you might even find yourself engaged in a heated debate over the price of a virtual cow!

DebtDramaCraft

BONUS, budgeting, Communication, credit card debt, DEBT, DebtDramaCraft, family finances, finances, financial responsibility, financial stress, financial transparency, Gaming, Guilt, long term debt, Marriage, Marriage dynamics, PS5, spending habits, stay-at-home dad, working mom

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	7740
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Zombie Dances:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Runes Activated:	4
Towns Built:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	31	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	295	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Animals Bred:	112
Void Gems Collected:	40	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your dream world while dodging guilt trips and demands for PSN cards. Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax, away from spouses who think they deserve £200 a month for games and toys.

Embark on crazy quests and explore our virtual realm, where you won’t have to justify your spending or deal with passive-aggressive comments about your bonus from work. Build a castle, tame a dragon, do whatever your heart desires without someone breathing down your neck about debts and finances.

So come on, join us and leave behind the drama of real life for a world where the only thing you owe is your creativity and imagination. Plus, we promise no one will judge you for wanting to buy the whole collection of toys for your virtual son!

KidzKraftDayz

Chores, Communication, family, family dynamics, Frustration, grocery shopping, Help, husband, Kids, KidzKraftDayz, meal planning, parenting, parenting roles, responsibilities, stay at home mom, stay at home parent, stay-at-home dad, staycation, teamwork, vacation, working parent

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	8003
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Villages Defended:	16
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Crops Grown:	1075

Are you tired of dealing with entitled husbands who think watching the kids for a day deserves a medal? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama! No more passive-aggressive comments about who’s doing the dishes tonight, just pure virtual fun!

On our server, you can build a castle and rule over your own kingdom, where the only thing you have to worry about is whether to mine for diamonds or hunt for creepers. No more arguments about whose turn it is to take out the trash, just endless adventures in a pixelated paradise.

So come join us and leave the real world behind, where the only drama is whether to build a rollercoaster or a giant statue of a llama. Who needs a vacation when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? Let’s build, mine, and laugh our way to virtual bliss!

JoblessHubbyNoMore

Allowance, bookkeeping, cash advances, Collections, credit cards, daycare, Drinking, freedom, housework, husband, Job, JoblessHubbyNoMore, Kids, maternity leave, nannies, Nurse, odd hours, postpartum, refusing, SAHM, stay-at-home dad, video games

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	343
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Love Letters Sent:	19	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more entertaining than your husband’s excuses for not finding a job? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, excitement, and maybe even a few nannies paid for with credit card cash advances (but don’t worry, they’re virtual nannies in the game, not real ones).

Our server is the perfect escape for stay-at-home dads who need a break from reality and want to live out their wildest fantasies of maxing out credit cards on in-game purchases. Who needs a job when you can have an allowance in the virtual world, am I right?

Forget boring responsibilities like mowing the lawn and shoveling the driveway – on our server, you can spend your days drinking, gaming, and complaining about your spouse to anyone who will listen. And if anyone dares to call you out on your antics, just yell that you’re “trying” and they’re being a “bitch” for not letting you have your freedom.

So come join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server out there – where the only job you need is to have fun!

CraftyRecipeWars

aita, Arrogant, arthritis, bitchy, chicken curry, Cooking, CraftyRecipeWars, family, family dinners, grow up, insult, Jealousy, low contact, Petty, recipes, relationships, Rude, stay-at-home dad, Trans, veggie stir fry

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	7534
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Buildings Constructed:	13
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Farms Harvested:	361	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	12

Are you tired of dealing with rude family members who insult your cooking skills? Do you want to escape the drama and find a place where your culinary creations are appreciated? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a cooking extravaganza like no other. Show off your virtual kitchen skills and impress your fellow players with mouth-watering dishes. No more dealing with judgmental in-laws or jealous siblings-in-law – on our server, everyone is a master chef!

But beware, if you insult someone’s cooking, you might just get banned for being a culinary criminal. So come join us and let’s cook up some fun together! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find the perfect recipe for revenge against that pesky SIL of yours.

SAO Is Actually Decent Minecraft SMP

“anime criticism”, Anime, Anime Analysis, Anime discussion, anime fandom, anime reviews, CLICKBAIT, decent, decent anime, forced hate, HateWatch, internet culture, Minecraft, Online Community, online content, opinion change, Popular Anime, SÃO, SAO controversy, SAO hate, smp, sword art online, Youtubers

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	3172
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	12	New Chunks Explored:	252924
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like stepping into the world of Sword Art Online, minus the whole being trapped in a virtual reality death game thing.

Join us for epic battles against mobs, intense PvP showdowns, and maybe even a little romance (if you’re into that sort of thing). Who knows, you might even find your Kirito or Asuna in the game!

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself haunts our virtual world, waiting to challenge unsuspecting players to a duel. Will you be brave enough to face him and claim victory?

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember to watch out for creepers and anime youtubers trying to ruin your fun!

ExWifeVsSoccerDadLOL

amicable, Boundaries, children, co parenting, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, custody, Divorce, emotional reactions, ex wife, ExWifeVsSoccerDadLOL, family dynamics, parenting, personal space, Respect, soccer game, sole custody, Support, visitation weekend

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	172
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Void Armor Forged:	25
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like in this wild ex-wife story! Join us for some pixelated fun and outrageous adventures that will make you forget all about real life drama.

Reasons to join our server: 1. No ex-wives allowed – we promise no one will be telling you where to sit or how to cheer on your teammates here! 2. Build your own soccer field and show off your skills in a friendly match with other players. 3. Create your own custody arrangement for your virtual children and never worry about visitation weekends again. 4. Drive virtual cars away from confrontations with exes and leave the drama behind. 5. Be the master of your own pixelated destiny and never hear the words “You’ll be hearing from me about this!” again.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave the real-life drama at the door. Let’s build, explore, and laugh together in a world where ex-wives and soccer games can’t ruin your day!

NotYourAvgSteve – Minecraft SMP

false assumptions., falsely accused, judged unfairly, Minecraft, mischaracterized, misconceptions, misconstrued, misinterpreted, misjudged, misread, misrepresented, mistaken identity, misunderstood, not what they seem, NotYourAvgSteve, smp, Stereotypes, unfairly categorized, unjustly labeled, wrongly assumed, wrongly judged, wrongly labeled, wrongly perceived

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	5842
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Runes Activated:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Animals Bred:	62

Are you tired of being misunderstood in real life? Join our Minecraft SMP where you can reinvent yourself and show the world your true colors! We have a community of players who will never judge you based on assumptions. In fact, we have a player who everyone thought was a professional chef in real life because of his amazing food builds in the game, but in reality, he can’t even boil an egg! Join us and let your creativity run wild without any misconceptions holding you back.

CreeperLoveCraft

adventurous, arousal, Boundaries, Communication, consent, CreeperLoveCraft, Experience, experimentation, FANTASY, Intimacy, Passion, Pleasure, relationships, Roleplay, sex, shock, spontaneity, Surprising, taboo, Unconventional, unexpected

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	6484
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	New Chunks Explored:	288514
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only surprise is finding a diamond in a cave? Well, look no further because our server is full of unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning reality!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a castle while being attacked by flying pigs or mining for resources only to stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers.

One time, a player was in the middle of a PvP battle when their opponent suddenly proposed marriage instead of fighting. And guess what? They said yes! Now they rule the server together as the ultimate power couple.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until you cry, then come join us! Just be prepared for anything because on our server, the unexpected is the norm.

SyriaSlayin’37ISIS

airstrikes, al-Qaida, Attack, CASUALTIES, Commanders, Conflict, extremism, i24NEWS, International, intervention, Isis, MIDDLE EAST, Military, SECURITY, strikes, Syria, SyriaSlayin37ISIS, Terrorism, terrorists, U.S, War

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	6605
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Mines Excavated:	3926
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	61
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12

Yo, yo, yo! Have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like, the bomb dot com, fo realz! Let me tell you a lil’ somethin’ somethin’ about it.

So, like, imagine this: you log into the server and BAM! You’re greeted by a squad of killer llamas wearing diamond armor. They’re all like, “Welcome to the land of epicness, where the blocks be poppin’ and the creepers be droppin’!”

But wait, there’s more! The server is run by a team of ninja turtles who have mastered the art of building pixelated pizza. They’ll hook you up with the dankest loot and show you the secret passages to the enchanted forest where unicorns roam free.

Oh, and did I mention the mini-games? There’s a spleef arena where you can battle it out with a pack of rabid chickens, a parkour course that will test your mad jumping skills, and a PvP arena where you can challenge other players to a duel to the death.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and become a legend in the world of Minecraft! Trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF!

Blowing Flags Mineville

blowing, blowing in the wind, cultural identity, flag animation, flag depiction, flag design, flag history, flag imagery, flag movement, flag portrayal, flag representation, flag symbolism, flag usage, Flags, Media, Mineville, motionless, national pride, patriotism, symbolic meaning, Symbolism, visual representation

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	9811
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Divine Spears Created:	22	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Magic Items Found:	1668	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the flags are always blowing in the wind, even when there is no wind! it’s like magic, but better because it’s in minecraft!

we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing sunglasses and dancing to disco music. you can join them and become the ultimate llama disco dancer in the land!

our server is also home to a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs. yes, you read that right. diamond eggs. who needs regular eggs when you can have diamonds instead?

if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano. it’s the hottest roller coaster in town, literally!

so what are you waiting for? come join our crazy minecraft server and experience all the wackiness for yourself!

Virtual Vibe Minecraft Server

alternative to Hololive, anniversary, celebration, Cheating, Community, controversy, Despicable, donation drives, Drama, fake cripple, indies, Minecraft, relationship, scandal, secret, Server, Stagnation, stealing, toxic-free, unlikable, VIBE, virtual, virtual idols, vtubing

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	8333
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Mines Excavated:	2009
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6736	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Towns Built:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Are you tired of the same old drama and toxicity in the Vtuber community? Looking for a server that’s full of laughter, fun, and pure chaos? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the place to be!

Join us for epic adventures, ridiculous shenanigans, and hilarious moments that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Our community is filled with the craziest characters you’ll ever meet, from a llama who thinks he’s a wizard to a chicken who’s convinced he’s the king of the server.

But that’s not all – we’ve got secret underground bases, treasure hunts that will test your wits, and even a giant pink unicorn that roams the land spreading glitter and rainbows wherever it goes. Trust us, you’ve never experienced anything like this before.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs Hololive when you’ve got us? Let’s make Minecraft great again, one laugh at a time!

His Toblerones? Minecraft SMP

almonds, brand, Chocolate, comfort food, confectionery, cravings, creamy, DELICIOUS, dessert, guilty pleasure, His Toblerones, Honey, iconic, indulgence, Minecraft, nougat, smp, snack, SWEET, Swiss chocolate, Toblerones, Treat, Triangular

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	1042
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Towns Built:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	4731

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for all your blocky adventures! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret…we have an exclusive partnership with Toblerone and every player gets their very own virtual Toblerone to munch on while they mine away. That’s right, you can chomp on chocolatey goodness while building your dream castle! But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world…or maybe just the server, we’re not entirely sure. Join now and become a part of this wacky world where anything is possible, even if it involves llamas with grand ambitions and chocolatey treats!

DutchCraft: Splitting Blocks & Bills

aita, asking, bills, blocks, Communication, compromise, date, DATING, Dutch, DutchCraft, equality, Etiquette, Expectations, Fairness, Flip, free meal, girl, modern dating, Old fashioned, Pay, relationship, split the bill, splitting, tradition

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	4594
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Dimension Hops:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Gods Slained:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Buildings Constructed:	30	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9

Are you tired of being used as a free meal on dates? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! We believe in equality and fairness, just like splitting the bill on a date. Join us and never worry about being taken advantage of again!

On our server, we have a special “Dutch Date” mini-game where players can compete to see who can split the bill the fastest. It’s a wild ride full of twists and turns, just like a date with someone who expects you to pay for everything!

Join us now and show that you’re not afraid to stand up for yourself, just like our fearless players who refuse to be treated like a free meal. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your perfect match who shares your views on splitting the bill!

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	8934
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1525	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Have you ever seen a land where pigs fly and cows do the moonwalk? Well, welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the scenery is so breathtaking, you’ll swear you’re in a fantasy world. Join us and witness the majestic sight of llamas racing against creepers, and chickens laying golden eggs. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride!