Stay At Home MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Escape The Grind 1.21.1

video games, time off, self-indulgence, stay at home, temptation

Yo, forget about adulting and responsibilities, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape reality and build a world where you can jack off to pixelated hentai all day long!

We have the dankest memes, the craziest builds, and the most epic PvP battles that will make you question if you’re still in the real world or if you’ve entered the Matrix.

Join us and let your inner child run wild as you explore endless possibilities and unleash your creativity in ways you never thought possible.

So ditch work, forget about the outside world, and come join us for a wild ride that will make you never want to leave. Just make sure to bring plenty of tissues for all that hentai action!

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StayAtHomeSteve – Minecraft SMP

socializing, Introvert, StayAtHomeSteve, stay at home, social anxiety

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, if you’re not joining this server, you’re missing out on the biggest party in town. We’ve got llamas that can do the cha-cha, villagers that tell the best dad jokes, and a secret underground disco where the creepers go to bust a move.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is guarded by a pack of super intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of karate. They will protect you from any griefers or trolls trying to ruin your day. Plus, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of diamonds and obsidian. It’s like Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory, but with more explosions.

So why are you still sitting at home, twiddling your thumbs? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become part of the craziest, most hilarious community on the internet. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you’ll have a good story to tell at the next family reunion.

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WifeStayAtHomeCraft

Dimmer room, Asshole, work-life balance, Boundaries, show business

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the real world drama and build your own virtual paradise! Are you tired of your significant other constantly interrupting your gaming sessions with unnecessary updates about their day? Look no further, because on our server, you can focus on building epic structures without any distractions!

Join us and experience the freedom of creating your own world without any annoying interruptions. Build to your heart’s content and let your imagination run wild, all while avoiding any unnecessary drama. Leave the real world behind and immerse yourself in a world where you are the master of your own destiny.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to unwanted interruptions and hello to endless possibilities! Who needs real-life drama when you can create your own adventure in the world of Minecraft? Let’s build and laugh together, without any dimmer room drama to hold us back!

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Virus Realm 1.20.2

Realm, racism, controversy, gaming industry, stay at home

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP.

They got all the ching chongers dropping the craziest DLCs this year.

I’m talking about flying pigs, rainbow unicorns, and even a dancing potato skin for your character.

You won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else, so get your blocky butt in here and let’s party like it’s 1999.

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Work Minecraft SMP $90k/yr Maker

Minecraft, salary, Support, stay at home, financial independence

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of mining for diamonds and trading with villagers just to make ends meet? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your financial woes!

Join us on our server where the virtual economy is booming and you can make millions of virtual dollars in no time! Forget about real-life responsibilities like work and bills, because on our server, you can become a virtual millionaire in just a few clicks.

Imagine a world where your in-game wife is pregnant with virtual babies and you need to make enough virtual money to support your virtual family. Sounds crazy, right? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

So come join us and start your journey to financial freedom in the most outrageous and hilarious way possible. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the richest player on the server and achieve your dream of having your virtual wife stay home and raise your virtual kids forever. The possibilities are endless in our wacky Minecraft SMP!

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NoLifeGamer Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, Uneventful, ISOLATION, no friends, Hermit

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to prove to the world that you have no life! We have players who have built entire cities made out of diamond blocks, farms that produce enchanted golden apples on the hour, and even a secret underground base filled with nothing but cake (because who needs diamonds when you have cake, right?).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer, who tamed the dragon and now rides it around like a majestic steed. Want to join in on the fun and ride a dragon too? Then this is the place for you!

So come on over and show the world just how little of a life you have by joining our crazy, over-the-top Minecraft SMP. Who needs sunlight and fresh air when you can have virtual riches and dragon rides instead?

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MomCraft Server

babysitter, Burnout, young, daycare, family

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family dynamics and questionable parenting choices!

Imagine a world where your younger sister gets pregnant, marries her partner, and then proceeds to party like it’s her full-time job while leaving her child with your 75-year-old mother. Who needs a nanny when grandma is always available, right?

But wait, there’s more! Witness your sister jet-setting off on vacation after vacation, leaving her daughter behind for days on end. And the best part? She brags about never hiring a babysitter while you’re over here juggling work and three kids like a champ.

Feeling the burnout from watching your niece while your sister lives it up? Don’t worry, we’ve got your back. Join our server and let out all your frustrations in the chat – just make sure to keep it private, unlike that one time you called out your sister for not adulting properly.

So, if you’re looking for a server with more family drama than a soap opera, come join us! Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft?

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WifelessWanderer

all inclusive, disagreement, mexico city, complaining, Rammstein

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where age is just a number and fun is mandatory! Join us if you want to escape the mundane and embark on epic adventures with fellow gamers who refuse to let age define them.

Are you tired of being held back by someone who just wants to stay home and do nothing? Well, on our server, you can break free from the chains of boring and explore virtual worlds filled with excitement and endless possibilities.

Imagine building a virtual Machu Picchu with your friends, or rocking out at a virtual Rammstein concert in Mexico City. The only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who’s counting?).

So, if you’re ready to ditch the real world drama and dive headfirst into a realm of pure fun and craziness, join us now! Who needs a social life when you have a Minecraft server that’s always buzzing with activity and laughter? Let’s make memories that will have your grandkids saying, “Wow, Grandma and Grandpa were wild back in the day!”

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LazyMinerMC SMP

stay at home, dependent, financially supported, self-care, Cooking

Are you tired of adulting and just want to play Minecraft all day instead? Do you dream of finding a sugar daddy in the game who will shower you with diamonds and emeralds while you sit back and relax in your virtual mansion? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft gold digger, building your way to the top while charming all the rich players with your virtual cooking and cleaning skills. Who needs a real job when you can live the high life in the game, am I right?

So come on, ditch the responsibilities of the real world and join us in our crazy Minecraft adventure where anything is possible – even finding love and financial support in the pixelated world. Trust us, it’s way more fun than adulting!

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LeedsBlockParty

News, Unrest, violence, Order, Leeds

Yo yo yo! You ever wanted to escape the madness of the real world and dive into a virtual one where anything is possible? Well, do we have the server for you! Imagine a place where you can build your own world, mine for diamonds, and battle creepers all day long.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even the police in Leeds, UK are getting in on the action. They heard about our epic PvP battles and decided to join in, but ended up damaging their own cars in the process. Now they’re stuck in our virtual world, trying to enforce a “stay at home” order on all players.

Join us now and witness the chaos unfold as the police try to navigate their way through our pixelated paradise. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next Minecraft mastermind and take down the cops with your mad building skills. Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server today and let the madness begin!

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