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Prison Break Minecraft Server

behind bars, Break, Convict, convicted felon, Correctional Facility, criminal, criminal justice system, detention, FAGGOT, federal prison, Forgot, incarceration, Inmate, Justice, Kek, law enforcement, Legal System, locked up, Minecraft, Prison, prison life, punishment, Server

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	5039
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	55	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even federal prisoners are welcome to join in on the fun! Our server is so lit that even the toughest criminals can’t resist logging on for a good time.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy challenges, and a community that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget you’re locked up in a cell. Who needs real life when you can escape to our virtual world and build the craziest creations you can imagine?

So come on, hop on our server and let’s show those feds what real freedom looks like. Just watch out for any unexpected shank attacks from our resident inmates-turned-gamers!

Cash Me Outside Minecraft SMP

20, AMOUNT, ANNOYING, Cash, Chile, considerable amount, Country, DESPERATE, donation, Family Support, financial support, long tail tags, MAKE UP, Minecraft, Mods, owe rent, PAJEET, Rent, smp, Sorry., STUDENT, Visit, work and study

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	286
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Votes:	9397

Hey there! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only currency is $20! That’s right, in this crazy world, $20 is the key to success.

Why $20, you ask? Well, in this server, $20 is like gold. It’s the only way to pay rent, buy items, and even make friends! We’ve got students working and studying at the same time just to scrape together enough $20 bills to survive. It’s a cutthroat world out there, but with your help, we can all make it through.

So come on down to our server (we won’t tell you the name because it’s a secret) and join in on the madness. Who knows, you might even meet our resident Chilean player who’s just trying to pay their rent. And remember, $20 is the key to it all. See you there!

CourtCraft: Uncle Edition

age discrimination, Agreement, aita, Babysitting, Confrontation, Court, CourtCraft, Edition, family, family help, hours worked, household cleaner, Job, misunderstanding, payment, Résumé, self employed, small claims court, uncle, Wage, work

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	4644
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Buildings Constructed:	24
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	111	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	87	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Looking for a job? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server and work for our uncle David, the self-employed household cleaner! Earn a whopping $15 an hour and gain valuable experience for your resume (because let’s be real, babysitting doesn’t count). But be warned, Uncle David may try to pull a fast one on you like he did with this poor soul who worked 100 hours without pay! Will you stand up for yourself and take him to small claims court? Only on our server will you experience such wild family drama while mining for diamonds and building epic structures! Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and a paycheck that may or may not come!

Creeper’s Casserole – Aunt Karen’s Special

aunt, awkward meals, casserole, CREEPERS, disgusting food, distasteful meals, dreaded dishes, family cooking, family dinners, family gatherings, family get-togethers, family traditions, gross meals, horrible meal, inedible food, Karens, revolting food, Special, strange dishes, strange meals, unappetizing dishes, uncomfortable meals, unpalatable dishes, unpleasant meals, weird food

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	1490
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Animals Bred:	112	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Tired of Aunt Mildred’s infamous tuna casserole that tastes like a mix of old socks and expired mayo? Well, ditch the gross grub and join our Minecraft server instead! Our server is like a virtual buffet of deliciousness, with pixelated pizzas, blocky burgers, and even a secret recipe for diamond-encrusted cake (shh, don’t tell the Ender Dragon). Say goodbye to gross family meals and hello to a world where the only thing on the menu is fun! So come on over and dig into some tasty adventures with us, because life’s too short for bad food and boring games!

Chickadee Brain Boost Server

avian cognition, Behavior, Birds, Boost, Brain, caching strategies, chickadee, cognitive skills, Environment, food storing, Impact, intelligence, LIFESPAN, Longevity, memory abilities, research, scientific discovery, Server, spatial learning, study, Survival, understanding surroundings, wildlife

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	9840
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Star Shards Collected:	205	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have CHICKADEES running around with PHD’s in spatial learning and memory!! these birds are so smart they can build you a mansion out of sticks and leaves in no time. plus, they live longer so you’ll have a loyal companion for eternity. forget about boring old creepers and zombies, we’ve got brainy birds to keep you entertained. join now for the most intellectual minecraft experience of your life!

What is the IP for AstralSpiff Minecraft Server?

AstralSpiff, fnaf, Horror, Minecraft, Server, spiff

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	6415
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Animals Bred:	23	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Dimension Hops:	12

AstralSpiff is a talented digital artist known for creating intricate and otherworldly illustrations that often feature celestial themes. With a unique style characterized by vibrant colors and dreamlike imagery, AstralSpiff has gained a dedicated following on social media platforms. Their work showcases a love for astrology, science fiction, and fantasy, and continues to inspire and captivate viewers around the world.

Zombie Mayhem

alliances, Apocalypse, base building, blood moon, Challenging, danger, Defending, Event, experienced players, Friends, Hordes, INTENSE, PvE, skilled players, Sprinting zombies, Survival, team play, teamwork, Thrill, variants, zombies

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	8980
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Towns Built:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

SURVIVING WILL NOT BE EASY This is not a server suitable for beginners. Even veteran players of Minecraft may die frequently. If you aren’t an experienced Minecraft player but still want to experience the thrill of the apocalypse, it is recommended that you either play with friends or form teams/alliances with other people on the server. There are many zombie variants in this server. Some can sprint, some can break, some can build. There are many more variants aside from just those 3, but they are the most important ones. Every 7 in-game days, an event called “The Bloodmoon” happens, where hordes of zombies will spawn around you, at which point you must have either built or found a safe, defended base, or you run for your life. There is also the option of digging into a 3 deep hole and covering yourself up but you will have to deal with a horde of zombies once you come up.

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EsmeraldaMC

Bedwars, Boxpvp, building, Community, Defending, Destroying, EsmeraldaMC, Events, Exploring, Fighting, gameplay, ip address, Journey, legend, Mini Games, Mining, PvP, Ranks, Server, skill levels, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	1843
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9167
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

Greetings from EsmeraldaMC! Experience the best possible Minecraft gameplay with exciting game types suitable for all skill levels. Intense BoxPvP skirmishes will test your fighting prowess. BedWars will see you defend your bed and destroy your opponents’ beds. SkyWars will see you fight to be the last person standing. Embrace the traditional survival experience by going at your own speed while mining, building, and exploring. Become a legend by joining our welcoming community, taking part in thrilling events, and rising through the ranks. **Play.esmeraldamc.com is the server IP address. Begin your journey right now at EsmeraldaMC!

198.244.176.200:25636

Vanilla Survival: Where the only crystals you’ll find are in the minerals shop! PvP with caution 😉

Axes, Bartering economy, bedrock, Bows, Caution, Conquer, crystals, destroy, Explore, extravagant builds, Find, geysers, hacked clients, ignore, java, Land Claims, MINERALS, Monuments, PvP, semi anarchy, Sethome, Shop, strong survive, Survival, Swords, Teleport, Trading, Tweak, USA East, Vanilla, world border, Youll

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	3299
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Divine Spears Created:	21	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6

sVanilla Survival Server Overview

IP	corn.gg
Region	USA East

sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what an SMP should be. Semi Vanilla, with a few quality of life additions. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and crystal-free PvP.

Why choose sVanilla Survival?

FAQ

Is hacking allowed on the server?

No, hacked clients are not allowed on sVanilla Survival.

Are there any economy plugins on the server?

No, the server economy is based on trading with other players.

Can I claim land on the server?

No, there are no land claims on sVanilla Survival. Feel free to explore and build wherever you like.

Is PvP allowed on the server?

Yes, PvP is allowed on the server with a focus on melee combat. Crystal PvP is disabled.

What commands are available for convenience?

Teleport, Ignore, and Sethome commands are provided for player convenience.

Will the map ever reset?

No, the map is permanent and will never reset, allowing player creations to stand as a testament to their creativity.

Crafty Falcom Server #1999

Crafty, digital preorder, Downloads, Falcom, Falcom Games, Falcom General, Farewell O Zemuria, Fow Games, Gagharv Trilogy, guides, hajimari, JP PSN, Kai no Kiseki, Kuro 1, Kuro 2, Mods, NİSA, nordics, Oath in Felghana, pre-patched translations, Prologue gameplay, saves, Server, The Legend of Heroes, trails in the sky, Trails through Daybreak II, translation patches, undub patches, Ys X

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	7429
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Farms Harvested:	930
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so awesome, it’s like playing Minecraft on steroids. You’ll be mining diamonds and building castles like a pro in no time.

2. We have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot and treasure. Only the bravest players can conquer its challenges and claim the rewards.

3. Our community is like no other. We have players from all over the world, united by their love for Minecraft and their quest for virtual domination.

4. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance on our server every full moon. Will you be brave enough to face him in battle?

5. We have custom mods and plugins that will blow your mind. From flying pigs to exploding chickens, the possibilities are endless.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this crazy world of blocks and pixels!