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CraftyHistory Minecraft Server

Country, CraftyHistory, dark chapters, dark moments, forgotten history, hidden past, hidden tragedies, historical atrocities, historical events, historical injustices, lesser-known history, lesser-known tragedies, Minecraft, national history, obscure past, obscured history, overlooked events, overlooked history, Server, suppressed history, tragic events, tragic occurrences, untold stories

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	6883
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5

Join our Minecraft server and uncover the hidden secrets of your country’s dark past! Explore historically accurate replicas of infamous events, such as the time when a group of llamas took over the government and declared war on the chickens. Will you be able to survive the chaos and restore peace to the land? Join now and rewrite history in the most epic way possible!

FortyCraft: Aging Blocks & Socks

aging, blocks, FortyCraft, socks

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	7500
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	5138	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Towns Built:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers filled with kids who think they know everything? Well, look no further! Our server is specifically designed for people in their 40s who are tired of dealing with immature players.

Join us and experience the thrill of building virtual worlds with fellow middle-aged gamers who understand the struggles of adulting. From discussing the best brand of orthopedic shoes to reminiscing about the good old days of dial-up internet, our community is full of like-minded individuals who are just trying to survive middle age one block at a time.

But beware, as you age on our server, you may start to notice some unexpected changes. Suddenly, your character may develop a bad back from sitting too long in front of the computer, or your virtual pets may start demanding early bird specials for their meals. Don’t worry, though, our server comes equipped with virtual retirement homes and senior centers to keep your aging avatars happy and healthy.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the hilarious side of aging in Minecraft. Who knew getting older could be so much fun?

WalesCraft: No Tories Allowed! Minecraft Server

2001, Allowed, conservative party, Conservatives, Defeat, election, Government, labour, landslide, Liberal Democrats, Minecraft, National Assembly, Plaid Cymru, Politics, Results, SEATS, Server, Tories, uk, Voting, wales, WalesCraft, welsh, Welsh Assembly, wipeout

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	3679
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Alien Abductions:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6

lol so this server is like the wildest ride of your life, like seriously. once upon a time, there was a server where the conservatives got wiped out harder than a creeper explosion. like, they were just gone, poof! if you want to experience that level of chaos and excitement, then you gotta join this server. we’ve got dragons flying around, pigs riding on chickens, and villagers trading emeralds for diamonds like it’s no big deal. trust me, you won’t find a more insane and hilarious server anywhere else. come join the fun and see for yourself!

PixelPervsNoMore

cannot be tolerated, cooperation, Crime Prevention, criminal behavior, Cultural differences, diplomatic relations, foreign affairs, international relations, Japan, justice system, law enforcement, legal consequences, Military, military bases, military discipline, military personnel, PixelPervsNoMore, sex crimes, sexual assault, us forces, Zero Tolerance Policy

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	9108
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7608	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

so like, u know how japan is all like “yo US forces, stop with the sex crimes, it ain’t cool”? well, this minecraft server is like the opposite of that! we ENCOURAGE sex crimes! just kidding, but seriously, join our server for some crazy fun and wild adventures! we have a secret underground city where players can engage in all sorts of shenanigans, from building giant statues of themselves to staging epic battles with mobs. plus, our community is super chill and welcoming, so come on in and let’s make some memories together! who needs japan when you can have all this craziness right at your fingertips? join now and let the madness begin!

CraftyActorsGuild

acting skills, amazing liars, Authenticity, believable characters, character portrayal, CONVINCING, CraftyActorsGuild, Deception, dramatic, emotional depth, Great actors, Hollywood, method acting, movie industry, must be, Performance, role playing, skilled performers, stage presence, talent, Theater

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	7312
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Potions Brewed:	100	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	10

So, like, imagine this, right? You join this server and suddenly you’re in a world where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha. It’s like a never-ending party with blocky dancers and pixelated fireworks.

But wait, there’s more! You can ride on the back of a llama while shooting arrows at zombies dressed as clowns. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret underground disco where skeletons breakdance to dubstep music.

Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft master, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many hours of gameplay). So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and see why this server is the craziest, wackiest, most bonkers place to be in the Minecraft universe.

CrispyCraft – No Crunch Zone

berries, child development, childhood development, childhood nutrition, children’s food preferences, children’s taste preferences, CrispyCraft, Crunch, eating habits, food habits, food preferences, food research, food studies, food textures, food textures and children, fussy eaters, peanut butter, picky eaters, sensory experiences, sensory preferences, texture preferences, yogurt, Zone

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	1444
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9475	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4486	Potions Brewed:	142
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

HEY U, YEAH U, DO U WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW UR MIND? WELL, LISTEN UP! THIS SERVER IS LIKE A MAGICAL LAND FILLED WITH UNICORNS AND RAINBOWS, EXCEPT THE UNICORNS ARE ACTUALLY CREEPERS AND THE RAINBOWS ARE MADE OF LAVA.

U WANNA KNOW WHY U SHOULD JOIN? WELL, LET ME TELL U A LIL STORY. ONCE UPON A TIME, THERE WAS A PLAYER WHO JOINED THIS SERVER AND THEY FOUND A SECRET DIAMOND MINE FILLED WITH TREASURE BEYOND THEIR WILDEST DREAMS. THEY BECAME THE RICHEST PLAYER IN ALL THE LAND AND RULED OVER EVERYONE WITH AN IRON FIST.

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! ON THIS SERVER, U CAN RIDE PIGS INTO BATTLE AGAINST GIANT ZOMBIES, BUILD A CASTLE MADE ENTIRELY OF TNT, AND EVEN TAME A DRAGON TO FLY AROUND ON.

SO, WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN THIS SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST, MOST EPIC MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE. TRUST ME, U WON’T REGRET IT.

Euphoria SMP: Where the Creepers are just as scared of you as you are of them!

bedrock, CREEPERS, crossplay, Economy, euphoria, Homes, Ip:, java, Land Claim, March, Minecraft, Play, Plugins, PORT, Rtp, Scared, Season, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Tpa

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	7683
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Farms Harvested:	649	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Buildings Constructed:	9	Astral Projections Made:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	8

Euphoria SMP Server Overview

Server Name	Euphoria SMP
Server Type	Semi-Vanilla
Basic Plugins	Land claim, tpa/rtp, economy, homes
Current Season Start	March of this year

Server Info

Java IP	play.euphmc.net:19188
Bedrock IP	play.euphmc.net
Bedrock Port	54388

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How do I connect to the Java server?

You can connect to the Java server using the IP address play.euphmc.net:19188

2. What basic plugins are available on the server?

The server has plugins like land claim, tpa/rtp, economy, and homes for your convenience.

3. When did the current season start?

The current season started back in March of this year.

FairyCraft: 100 Years Quest Minecraft Server

100 Years Quest, Adventure, Anime, art, countdown, Ending Theme, Erza, Fairy Tail, FairyCraft, FANTASY, Gray, guild, Hiro Mashima, Lucy, Magic, Manga, Minecraft, Natsu, Quest, Server, special cover, two days left, Ueda, Wendy, Years

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	6849
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Votes:	341	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Come join our Minecraft server where we have two days left until the start of the anime…wait, what? Yes, you heard that right! Our server is so lit that even anime characters are getting involved. We’ve got special art from Ueda himself to be used as a cover for the ending theme. Who knew Minecraft could be so anime-tastic? Join now for a chance to build your own anime world and maybe even befriend some real-life anime characters. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity!

VoteCraft Minecraft Server

culture, current events, Democracy, election, Government, Happy, Minecraft, Opinions, political beliefs, political commentary, Political debate, political discourse, political ideology, political system, Politics, Server, Social Issues, society, VoteCraft, voted, Voting, voting rights, wokery

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	8869
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Potions Brewed:	68	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Animals Bred:	158
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Do you enjoy getting lost in a virtual world filled with pixelated wonders and endless possibilities? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a few creepers.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the catch – the chest was guarded by a pack of angry llamas wearing top hats. Talk about a wild ride!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them for a dance-off and see if you have what it takes to keep up with their funky moves.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures you’ll ever have in a virtual world. Who knows what kind of craziness awaits you behind every block? Join now and let the wokery begin!

MILvsMOM Wedding Showdown

Apology, Appearance, Communication, Confrontation, culture, edited photos, family drama, Incident, MIL, MILvsMOM, Mother, mother-daughter relationship, photographer, Revenge, showdown, traditional wear, ugly photos, Vanity, Vengeance, Wedding, wedding album

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	3370
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

So, you’re looking for a Minecraft server to join, huh? Well, let me tell you about this epic server that is so lit, it’ll make your MIL’s snide comments look like child’s play.

Picture this: you log onto the server and immediately you’re greeted by a majestic castle, built entirely out of diamond blocks. Yes, DIAMOND BLOCKS. And who built this castle, you ask? None other than your own mother, who is now the reigning queen of the server.

But wait, it gets even better. Your MIL logs on and tries to challenge your mother’s reign, but little does she know that every time she takes a step, she falls into a pit of lava. It’s like the universe itself is conspiring against her, just like it did at your wedding.

And the best part? The server is filled with hilarious photos of your MIL’s mishaps, like getting food stuck in her teeth or yelling at virtual kids. It’s like a never-ending roast session, and you’re the guest of honor.

So, if you want to join a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as your family drama, look no further. Just remember, nobody messes with your mother, especially not on your wedding day.