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status update Minecraft Servers

  • The Blocky Banter Minecraft SMP

    The Blocky Banter Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 95/400 Votes: 6634
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 19
    Demon Skulls Collected: 42 Cozy Campfires Lit: 21
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 10 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 11 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 20 Chimeras Created: 3
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3 Cursed Statues Activated: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

    Join our SMP for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil chickens with laser eyes, and mine for rare blocks made of pure cheese!

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies breakdance like pros.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the craziest adventures of your life! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT!!! Join our Minecraft SMP: TheCraftyCreeperSquad!

    IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT!!! Join our Minecraft SMP: TheCraftyCreeperSquad!
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    Players: 103/400 Votes: 1576
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 13 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 6
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Astral Projections Made: 0
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 49 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 4 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Void Armor Forged: 16
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 42 Curse of Binding Applied: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, have we got the perfect SMP for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

    Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a herd of flying pigs swoops down from the sky and starts wreaking havoc on your crops. But don’t worry, because our server has a special Pig Whisperer class that can tame these unruly swine and turn them into loyal steeds!

    And that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party happening every Saturday night, complete with glowstone dance floors and DJ Villagers spinning the hottest tracks. Just make sure you bring your best dance moves and a stack of emeralds for the cover charge.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a fearsome creature that guards a treasure trove of diamonds and enchanted gear. Will you be brave enough to face this feathered fiend and claim the riches for yourself?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Lose in Minecraft SMP? What do people find fun about these?

    Lose in Minecraft SMP? What do people find fun about these?
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    Players: 94/600 Votes: 993
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Runes Activated: 3 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 10 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 2
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Cursed Lands Purified: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where losing is winning and playing slowly and carefully is a thing of the past! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a pack of friendly creepers who love to dance to disco music.

    2. Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s cousin, the Ender Disco Llama, who drops rare loot and can break out into spontaneous dance parties at any moment.

    3. We have a custom plugin that turns all the pigs on the server into flying bacon mounts, perfect for cruising around in style and causing chaos.

    4. Our community events include competitive sheep shearing races, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of rainbow wool and a pet unicorn.

    So why waste time playing boring old roguelites when you can join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP? Come join the fun and embrace the chaos!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MomCraft: Git Gud or GTFO

    MomCraft: Git Gud or GTFO
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    Players: 96/300 Votes: 3750
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 1398 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 9
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 6 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8
    Magical Moments Shared: 7 Gods Slained: 2
    Dimension Hops: 4 Phantom Rings Equipped: 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 47 Battle Standards Raised: 13
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 13

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being late is not an option! Are you tired of players showing up late to important events and expecting you to catch them up on everything? Well, on our server, we have a strict policy against tardiness.

    Join us and experience the thrill of being on time for every epic battle and quest. No more distractions or excuses, just pure gaming fun! And don’t worry, we have a special “Mom Mode” for those who claim being a parent is an excuse for being late.

    So come on, join us and show Gabby from our PhD program how it’s done. Let’s see if she can keep up with the pace of our Minecraft adventures! Remember, on our server, punctuality is key to success. See you there!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • FckdUpAtTheMoment – Minecraft SMP

    FckdUpAtTheMoment – Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 92/400 Votes: 1237
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Crops Grown: 7271 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 5 Zombie Dances: 3
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Void Armor Forged: 28
    Votes: 5400 Chimeras Created: 4
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 5 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 29 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of getting wrecked by creepers and skeletons in Minecraft? Do you feel like the Ender Dragon is personally targeting you and your diamond armor? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, cows do the moonwalk, and villagers break out into spontaneous dance parties. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s conquer this blocky world together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ChaseCraft: Survive for 3 Bil

    ChaseCraft: Survive for 3 Bil
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    Players: 92/800 Votes: 8405
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 28 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Magic Wands Crafted: 9
    Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 7 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 21
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Rune Stones Activated: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where you have the chance to win a whopping 3 billion dollars! But here’s the catch – you have to survive for 12 hours while being chased by a villain of your choice. Will you pick the evil genius mastermind with a penchant for elaborate traps? Or maybe the dastardly pirate captain with a peg leg and a parrot on his shoulder? The choice is yours, but beware, because these villains are no joke!

    Join our server for the chance to test your survival skills in the most insane way possible. Will you outsmart your chosen villain and claim the ultimate prize? Or will you end up as their next victim? Only one way to find out – join our server now and let the chase begin! Good luck, brave adventurer!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • VuhledarDefenseCraft

    VuhledarDefenseCraft
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    Players: 106/800 Votes: 7602
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Mythical Quests Completed: 30
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 7 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 12 Cursed Lands Purified: 7
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 20 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we build epic fortresses like ukraine’s top commander! we need all the help we can get to defend against the evil creepers and zombies that keep attacking us. vuhledar may have fallen, but we will rise again with your help! join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few explosions along the way. who needs ukraine when you can join our epic minecraft server and become a legendary warrior in your own right!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockBrawl – Minecraft Server

    BlockBrawl – Minecraft Server
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    Players: 91/1000 Votes: 6488
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 4 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Dark Rituals Completed: 4
    Titanic Battles Fought: 16 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4
    Dimension Hops: 14 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
    Chimeras Created: 3 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding.

    Join our server for a chance to ride on the backs of giant chickens, participate in epic dance battles with Endermen, and build houses out of rainbow-colored obsidian. Our server is so wild that even Herobrine himself can’t keep up with all the chaos!

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where you can boogie down with zombies and skeletons all night long. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder infinite building powers.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • The Secret Mossad HQ Minecraft SMP

    The Secret Mossad HQ Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 109/900 Votes: 9345
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Talking Trees Consulted: 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 18 Ether Blades Crafted: 7
    Mythical Quests Completed: 41 Shadow Figures Spotted: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most top-secret, highly classified Minecraft SMP server in existence – Mossad HQ! Join us if you dare to embark on a wild adventure filled with espionage, intrigue, and of course, building epic structures!

    Our server is so exclusive that even Herobrine himself couldn’t gain access without the secret password (which is “potato” by the way). We have hidden bases, secret tunnels, and even a llama spy network that will keep you on your toes at all times.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that the server owner is actually a retired spy who once infiltrated the Ender Dragon’s lair and stole its treasure. Join us and maybe you’ll uncover the truth behind this mysterious figure.

    So what are you waiting for? Join Mossad HQ today and become a part of the most covert Minecraft community out there. Just be sure to watch your back, you never know who might be watching you… 👀🕵️‍♂️

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • FurnitureFiascoCraft

    FurnitureFiascoCraft
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    Players: 95/900 Votes: 306
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Runes Activated: 1 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4 Underground Cities Explored: 4
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Heroic Legacies Created: 1
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2
    Falling into the Void: 3 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal and furniture moving madness!

    Picture this: you log on to our server and discover that your partner has been cheating on you with another player. But wait, there’s more! Your stepdaughter is involved too, receiving gifts from the affair partner behind your back.

    Feeling betrayed and suspicious? Take matters into your own hands and move all the furniture out of your partner’s house without telling them. Watch as chaos ensues and alliances are tested in this epic tale of love, lies, and stolen couches.

    Join now for a server experience like no other, where drama is just a block away and furniture is the ultimate weapon of revenge!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • AwkwardAF in Minecraft SMP

    AwkwardAF in Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 93/100 Votes: 4564
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Void Gems Collected: 35
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 11 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 9 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 15
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4 Heroic Legacies Created: 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
    Treasure Maps Found: 12 Divine Scrolls Written: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want some wacky adventures!

    Join us for a chance to participate in ridiculous challenges like building a house out of nothing but dirt or trying to tame a wild llama with a carrot on a stick. And don’t even get us started on the crazy pranks that happen on the server – one time, someone replaced all the diamonds in the mine with cooked chicken!

    But the real reason you should join our SMP is for the chance to relive your most awkward interactions in a whole new way. Remember that time you accidentally called your teacher “mom” in front of the whole class? Well, now you can recreate that moment by accidentally calling a pig “Steve” in front of all your fellow players.

    So come on, join us and let’s make some hilarious memories together on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MineCraftyExcuse

    MineCraftyExcuse
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    Players: 109/800 Votes: 1359
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 85 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 18 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Runes Activated: 2
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 10 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1161 Ether Blades Crafted: 13

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest one out there!

    Join us if you want to experience a world where pigs fly, creepers tell jokes, and diamonds rain from the sky. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun.

    Need a good excuse for being late to work? Just tell your boss you were busy building a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama on our server. Trust us, they’ll understand once they see your masterpiece.

    So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to the Nether where you’ll meet a friendly Ender Dragon who just wants to play hide and seek.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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