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The Blocky Banter Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join our SMP for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil chickens with laser eyes, and mine for rare blocks made of pure cheese!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies breakdance like pros.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the craziest adventures of your life! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

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IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT!!! Join our Minecraft SMP: TheCraftyCreeperSquad!

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Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, have we got the perfect SMP for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a herd of flying pigs swoops down from the sky and starts wreaking havoc on your crops. But don’t worry, because our server has a special Pig Whisperer class that can tame these unruly swine and turn them into loyal steeds!

And that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party happening every Saturday night, complete with glowstone dance floors and DJ Villagers spinning the hottest tracks. Just make sure you bring your best dance moves and a stack of emeralds for the cover charge.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a fearsome creature that guards a treasure trove of diamonds and enchanted gear. Will you be brave enough to face this feathered fiend and claim the riches for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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Soul Blade

smp, Fun, Soul Blade, Earth, Prices

Soul blade smp op rewards anf prices for event and many more things. Come join in server for fun and enjoy with us.

SoulBlade.mine.bz:25013

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Crafty Poopie Butt Server

poopie, gross, Crafty, funny, STINKY

Welcome to the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Are you ready to embrace your inner Poopiebutt and let loose with some epic farting and pooping shenanigans?

Join us for a wild ride filled with non-stop poopies in the butt! Let your inner Poopiebutt shine as you explore our crazy world and unleash your farty goodness upon all who dare to challenge you.

But beware, the legendary Farty Poopiebutt is said to roam these lands, spreading chaos and laughter wherever he goes. Will you be brave enough to face him and claim the title of ultimate Poopiebutt champion?

So come on, don’t be shy! Join us and let’s make some epic memories together. Poopies never stop on this server, so get ready to embrace the madness and have a blast with your fellow Poopiebutts!

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UnbearableCrafter Minecraft SMP

smp, excessive goals, incomprehensible, difficult to follow, Nonsensical

Are you tired of boring, normal Minecraft servers where everything is predictable and safe? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our chaotic and unpredictable SMP where the only rule is there are no rules! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Feel like starting a llama army to take over the server? Why not! This server is a wild ride of insanity and hilarity, where anything goes and nothing is off limits. So come join us and embrace the madness – just be prepared for the unexpected!

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Nopeistan – Too many creepers and griefers!

CREEPERS, reasons, unfamiliar customs, Cultural differences, adventurous spirit

Are you tired of boring old countries with their predictable landscapes and mundane cultures? Then join our Minecraft server, where you can explore a world filled with flying llamas, talking cows, and dancing creepers! Forget about traveling to popular countries like France or Japan, where you’ll just see the same old landmarks and eat the same old food. On our server, you can visit the mystical land of Baconia, where the rivers flow with maple syrup and the trees are made of bacon. Or take a trip to the underwater city of Fishopolis, where the mermaids throw epic parties and the dolphins are trained in synchronized swimming. So why waste your time on boring old countries when you can join our Minecraft server and experience a whole new world of wackiness and wonder?

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BallerinaCraft: 12yrs in Russia

Ballerina, Imprisonment, Espionage, dancer, sentenced

come join our epic minecraft server where u can escape reality like this ballerina who apparently did some shady stuff in russia and got sent to a penal colony for 12 years. like damn, if she had just joined our server she could have been building castles and taming dragons instead of getting in trouble with the russians.

so if u want to avoid getting caught up in some crazy international drama, come play on our server where the only thing u have to worry about is creepers blowing up ur house. plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server. u don’t want to miss out on that action, do u?

join now and let’s make some memories that don’t involve high treason or penal colonies. let’s build a world where anything is possible, even if it involves llamas with world domination on their minds.

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SilverWolfCraft

chemical reactions, silver nitrate poisoning, chemical burns, humans, Silver nitrate

come join our epic minecraft server where silver nitrate is the ultimate weapon against werewolves and pesky players alike! watch as they sizzle and burn under the power of this caustic substance! but be careful, it’s also caustic to humans so watch out for accidental splashes! join now for a chance to be the ultimate werewolf hunter and wreak havoc on the server with this insane power! who needs diamonds when you have silver nitrate?! join now and experience the chaos for yourself!

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EthicalCraft: French Institute Exposed!

Academic Sleuthing, French, Ethics Violations, Expressions of Concern, research

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in a land filled with blocks and creepers, there was a group of fearless players who uncovered the truth behind the Hydroxychloroquine conspiracy. They battled unethical studies and retracted papers like true warriors, all while dodging threats and surfing waves in Morocco.

Join us on this server and become a part of the epic quest to expose academic fraud and cheat with citation data in scientific articles. Who knows, you might even receive expressions of concern or get your profile featured in international news outlets!

So grab your pickaxe and get ready to sleuth your way to victory. See you in the game, fellow Minecrafters! 🚀🔥 #BlockbustersUnite

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LxAnarchy

smp, PvP, Factions, Prison, Pixelmon

Minecraft Anarchy server with no rules, never explored map and a available dupe! Join today and get access to early features and some illegals.

LxAnarchy.join-mc.com

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