Status Quo MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers 2025

Original: ShouldIStayOrShouldIGo Modern Minecraft SMP Name: Should I Stay Minecraft SMP or Should I Go Minecraft SMP

hesitation, Routine, loyalty, indecisiveness, Choices

Oh boy, do we have a treat for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on the cows and the chickens wear sunglasses. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a magical portal that transported them to a land filled with talking trees and flying creepers. They quickly realized that this was no ordinary Minecraft world – this was a world where anything is possible.

Join us on our server and you too can experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies. Or how about building a house out of giant marshmallows while fending off attacks from a horde of zombie villagers? The possibilities are endless!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and embark on the craziest adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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NoKidzAllowedCraft

underhanded comments, stress, valuable items, Behavior, children

Are you tired of being the only one in your friend group without children? Do you feel like the odd one out at gatherings where chaos reigns supreme and badly behaved kids run amok? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from the real world madness!

Join our server and leave the stress of hosting child-friendly events behind. No need to worry about your carpet getting ruined or your walls getting crayon marks all over them. On our server, you can build your dream house without fear of tiny hands destroying it.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is child-free, so you can enjoy peace and quiet while you mine and craft to your heart’s content. No more dealing with underhanded comments from friends who don’t understand your childless lifestyle.

So come join us on our server and escape the chaos of real life. Build, explore, and laugh with like-minded players who understand the struggle of being the only one without kids. Plus, we have a strict “no badly behaved children allowed” policy, so you can game in peace without any disruptions. Join now and leave the real world drama behind!

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SMPixelatedLols – Minecraft SMP >>478250976

Population, Minecraft, Roles, conjecture, empirical evidence

Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft SMP to join? Well, look no further because our server is filled with sociopaths and LGBTQ+ individuals! Yes, you heard that right – according to a totally legit source, all sociopaths are LGBTQ+ and most LGBTQ+ people are sociopaths. It’s like a crazy Venn diagram of chaos and drama!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is like a psychological experiment gone wrong, with players playing roles and manipulating each other like it’s all just a game. And if you take offense to someone’s sexual jokes, well, you might just get eliminated as a sociopath. It’s like Survivor meets Mean Girls, but in Minecraft form.

So, if you’re looking for a server where you never know who’s telling the truth, who’s lying, and who’s just here for the chaos, then come join us! Just remember, things may get a little crazy, but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

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HellishSocietyCollapse Minecraft SMP

HellishSocietyCollapse, gender war, education, tribalism, Voting

Welcome to the most chaotic and absurd Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us in a world where society has collapsed, but hey, who cares? You can still have a blast building, exploring, and causing mayhem with your fellow players.

Forget about voting, education, dating, or self-improvement – on this server, it’s all about surviving and thriving in a world where everything sucks! Embrace the madness and join us in a land where the only rule is that there are no rules.

Sure, the world may be falling apart, but that just means there’s more room for epic adventures and hilarious mishaps. So grab your pickaxe, gather your friends, and get ready to laugh your way through the apocalypse on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Who needs reality when you can escape to a world where anything is possible, even if it’s totally bonkers?

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PowerPlayCraft

Oppression, societal norms, disparity, Hierarchy, social dynamics

so u wanna be powerful? join our minecraft server where the power is literally in ur hands. u can build giant castles and rule over ur minions like a true king. but watch out, cuz there are dragons that will try to steal ur power and u gotta fight them off with ur diamond sword. only the strongest survive on this server, so come join if u think u have what it takes to be the ultimate ruler. plus, we have free pizza every friday for all our players. who wouldn’t wanna be a part of that? come join us and show everyone who’s boss!

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CraftGossip: Exposing the Truth

control, false religions, societal change, fake money, resistance

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question everything you thought you knew about the world? Look no further! Join our server and embark on a journey that will expose the lies of the universe and challenge your very beliefs.

Our server is not just a place to build, mine, and survive – it’s a place to uncover the truth behind the false religions and fake money that have been holding us back. Are you ready to break free from the chains of deception and rise above the lies of society?

Join us on this epic quest for enlightenment and destruction of the current status quo. Only the bravest and most open-minded players will survive the chaos that awaits. Trust us, this server is not for the faint of heart – but for those who are ready to challenge the system and create a new reality. See you there…if you dare!

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BoomerCraft: No Memes Allowed

cultural references, shorthand, language barrier, digital divide, Technology

join our epic minecraft server where old people who don’t know memes are banished to a land where they can only communicate through carrier pigeons! young people who use memes as shorthand for complex ideas will thrive in our meme-filled world, where the currency is rare pepe’s and the national anthem is the troll face song. come join us and be part of the dankest community in all of minecraft!

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FastingCraft: Brain Boost & Bacon

FastingCraft, Alzheimer’s disease, Boost, bacon, intermittent fasting

join dis minecraft server if u wanna level up ur brain like a boss! we did a study with 40 old peeps who were chubby and had sugar problems, and guess what? intermittent fasting and a fancy diet made by the USDA made their brains work better! IF was like the MVP, making their brains even more epic. and get this, their chances of getting Alzheimer’s didn’t even budge! so come join us and get ur brain gains on, cuz who needs a gym when u got minecraft?

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Unbreakable friendships in Cobbleton Forever, where adventures are as rare as diamonds!

Adventures, Portal Scrolls, diamonds, Community oriented, quality of life changes
Minecraft Server: Cobbleton

Launched on 06/14/2024

A classic-style Minecraft server with a modern touch.

Quick Info

IP play.cobbleton.com

Apply https://cobbleton.com/apply

Links
About Us

Cobbleton is a community-oriented server where cooperation and collaboration are strongly encouraged. We aim for a positive and friendly atmosphere where players can enjoy building close to others without the need to worry about destruction. Our goal is to deliver the Minecraft experience you know, supplemented with extra elements such as pouches, backpacks, portal scrolls, proximity voice chat, and more.

Join Today

If you like what you’re hearing, join us at play.cobbleton.com to start your Cobbleton journey!

FAQ

Q: What is graylist?

A: Graylist is a system where players can access and explore the server before being officially accepted with full permissions. Players must apply to be whitelisted and gain full access.

Q: How can I apply for full access?

A: You can apply for full access by visiting https://cobbleton.com/apply and filling out the application form.

Q: Is the server pay-to-win?

A: No, Cobbleton does not have pay-to-win mechanics. The server focuses on quality gameplay and a fair experience for all players.

Q: Are there any unique features on the server?

A: Yes, Cobbleton offers unique features such as pouches, backpacks, portal scrolls, proximity voice chat, Fortnite style pinging, and many quality of life changes to enhance the gameplay experience.
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DreamCraft Minecraft Server

aspiration, long term goal, Goal, goal-setting, desire

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to fulfill all your wildest dreams! Join us and experience the thrill of building your very own virtual America!

Imagine roaming the pixelated streets of New York City, mining for diamonds in the Grand Canyon, or even battling creepers in the White House! Our server offers endless possibilities for you to explore and conquer.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret portal hidden somewhere on the server that leads to a magical land where pigs can fly and zombies breakdance. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and make your dream of moving to America a reality…well, sort of.

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Status Quo

Minecraft Server: Cobbleton

Launched on 06/14/2024

Quick Info

Links

About Us

Join Today

FAQ

Q: What is graylist?

Q: How can I apply for full access?

Q: Is the server pay-to-win?

Q: Are there any unique features on the server?