join dis epic minecraft server where midgets rule the land and have the biggest dongs in all the land. u wont believe ur eyes when u see these tiny dudes swinging their massive schlongs around, it’s like a circus but with more blocky graphics. come for the midgets, stay for the dong show. trust me, u won’t regret it.
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Midgets Are Stacked – Minecraft Server
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RespawnReveal
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you see after you die is a sad little death message? Well, look no further, because on our server, you’ll get to see some seriously epic stats after you kick the bucket!Picture this: you die in a blaze of glory after taking on a horde of creepers with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream. And instead of just seeing “Player was blown up by Creeper,” you get a full breakdown of your final moments. How many blocks did you mine before meeting your untimely demise? How many mobs did you slay? How many times did you accidentally fall into lava because you’re a total klutz?
But wait, there’s more! Join our server now and you’ll also get access to our exclusive “Resurrection Roulette” feature. When you die, instead of respawning at your bed or spawn point like a chump, you’ll be transported to a random location on the map. Will you end up in a lush jungle paradise or a desolate wasteland? It’s like playing Russian roulette with your respawn point!
So why wait? Join our server today and experience death like never before. Who knew dying in Minecraft could be so much fun?
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CraftyArgPoverty36.8%
lol come join our epic minecraft server where the poverty rate has fallen to 36.8% just by playing!we have magical blocks that turn into diamonds when you mine them, and pigs that fly around dropping golden apples.
our community is filled with unicorns and dragons that help you build the most epic castles and villages you’ve ever seen.
join now and watch as your in-game riches grow faster than the poverty rate in Argentina!
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MinedHype
MinedHype SMP Minecraft Server
Feature Description Version Mostly vanilla Minecraft experience Grief Protection Claims system in place Whitelist No whitelist required P2W No pay-2-win features Economy No economy/money plugin Cross-Play Bedrock & Java Cross-Play enabled FAQs: Frequently Asked Questions
Q: How do I join the server?
A: Connect to Minecraft server IP: play.minedhype.com
Q: Are there any in-game rules I need to follow?
A: Visit https://minedhype.com/minecraft/ for the complete list of server rules and information
Q: Is there a map of the server available online?
A: Yes, you can view the web-based online server map at https://map.minedhype.com/
Q: Are there any server events?
A: Yes, there are free server events with awesome prizes
Q: Can I have my own shop in the server?
A: Yes, there is a public shopping district area where anyone can apply to have a shop, type /tpshop to teleport there
Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?
A: Grief is allowed if the area is NOT claimed
Q: How can I protect my builds on the server?
A: CoreProtect is used to help protect the server
Q: Can I teleport to a random location on the server?
A: Use /rtp to randomly teleport in range of 50k blocks from center spawn point & find a comfy location to set a /home
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BabyBoomCraft
LOL join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like the birthrate in Korea rebounding after 9 years! u know u wanna be part of dis epic comeback story! come build ur own virtual baby boom with us, where the only limit is ur imagination! we got crazy challenges, like trying to raise a virtual family of 10 kids in one tiny virtual house! it’s gonna be a wild ride, just like Korea’s birthrate going up up up! so come join us and be part of dis epic rebirth, where anything is possible!
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Youth Homeless Haven
Yo, yo, yo! Listen up, gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of rabid wolves? Well, look no further, cuz this server is the bomb diggity! We got more craziness than a llama on roller skates!Picture this: you’re wandering through the virtual world, minding your own business, when suddenly a gang of zombie chickens comes charging at you! But don’t worry, cuz we got your back with epic weapons and armor that’ll make you feel like a medieval knight on steroids.
And get this, our server is so lit that even the creepers are afraid to blow up! That’s right, they see us coming and they’re like, “Nah, I’m outta here!” Plus, we’ve got the coolest mini-games and challenges that’ll test your skills and make you sweat more than a pig in a sauna.
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll also get access to our exclusive underground club where you can party with other players and show off your epic builds. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this crazy ride!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world of madness and mayhem like never before. Who needs reality when you can have this much fun in the virtual world? Let’s get this party started, baby!
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Homicide-Free Craft 2024
join our epic minecraft server where we have less homicides than el salvador in 2024! u wont get stabbed while mining for diamonds here, just watch out for creepers! our community is so chill, even the zombies are friendly! come build ur dream castle and slay dragons with ur new besties! who needs el salvador when u can have this much fun in a blocky world? come join us now!
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Puff Puff Pass Land
join dis server if u wanna live longer cuz every minute u spend on dis server adds 20 minutes to ur life expectancy! dat means u can play for 7 hours and u wont lose any time! our server is like a magical fountain of youth but instead of water its minecraft! come join us and never worry bout aging again!
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MotherRussia Minecraft Server
hey u, ya u! wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever?? well u gotta join ours cuz we got unicorns flying around and diamond armor that makes u invincible! not to mention our secret underground base filled with treasure and lava pits to keep out the haters.oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that breathes fire and protects our land from any intruders? yea, we’re basically living in a fantasy world where anything is possible.
so come join us and be part of the craziest adventure you’ll ever experience in minecraft. trust me, u won’t regret it!
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RusCraft: 779K Lost Troops
LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE TROOPS THAN RUSSIA IN UKRAINE! WE BE BUILDIN’ AND CRAFTIN’ LIKE CRAZY WHILE RUSSIA BE LOSIN’ ALL THEIR TROOPS! COME JOIN US AND SEE IF YOU CAN SURVIVE LONGER THAN A RUSSIAN SOLDIER IN UKRAINE! MAYBE YOU’LL EVEN FIND SOME DIAMONDS WHILE YOU’RE AT IT! HAHAHAHAHA!