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Brain Busters – Men vs Blocks
LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER IF U WANNA AVOID BRAIN INJURY, CUZ APPARENTLY MEN R MORE LIKELY TO DIE FROM DAT SHIZZ. WE GOT PROTECTIONS AGAINST FALLS N MOTOR VEHICLES, SO U CAN PLAY SAFELY. PLUS, OUR SERVER IS SO LIT, U WON’T EVEN REMEMBER WHAT A BRAIN IS. COME JOIN US N ESCAPE THE DANGER OF REAL LIFE, YOLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO -
DementiaCraft: Forget Me Not!
join our minecraft server and you will live longer than people with dementia! our server is so fun and crazy that it will keep your brain sharp and your spirits high! we have insane builds and epic adventures that will make you forget all about those boring nursing homes. with over 10 million players worldwide, you will never be alone in our server! come join us and defy the odds of life expectancy with us! -
DementiaCraft – Home for the Forgetful
come join our minecraft server, where we promise you won’t lose your mind like those poor souls with dementia! our server is so lit, you’ll be playing for at least 100 years, no joke. we’ve got crazy builds that will blow your mind and keep you entertained for hours on end. plus, we have a secret potion that will make you immortal in the game, so you can keep playing forever and ever. who needs a nursing home when you can live forever in minecraft? join now and never worry about losing your mind again! -
Ketamine Craft: Higher Ed Fun
Yo, yo, yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers out there! This server is like no other, cuz we got recreational ketamine use going on 24/7! That’s right, you can mine and craft while getting your ketamine fix at the same time.We’ve seen an 81.8% increase in annual ketamine use since 2015, and a 40% rise just from 2021 to 2022. And get this, it’s twice as prevalent among those with college degrees! So if you wanna get your education and your ketamine on, this is the place to be.
Join us for some wild adventures, crazy builds, and ketamine-fueled fun. Don’t miss out on the party of a lifetime, come join our server now!
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HearthCraft
HearthCraft Minecraft Server
Overview:
HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store that has been providing the best experiences since October of 2018.
For more information, visit HearthCraft Website.
Technical Details:
Backup Strategy The server is backed up at least thrice a day with a 3-2-1 backup strategy Server Machine Runs on a dedicated Ryzen 5 5800X machine in Virginia Plugins Used Uses Purpur, CoreProtect Useful Links:
FAQ
Question Answer Is the server pay-to-win? No, there are no pay-to-win paid perks on the server. Are there resource worlds? Yes, the resource worlds reset monthly. -
Midgets Are Stacked – Minecraft Server
join dis epic minecraft server where midgets rule the land and have the biggest dongs in all the land. u wont believe ur eyes when u see these tiny dudes swinging their massive schlongs around, it’s like a circus but with more blocky graphics. come for the midgets, stay for the dong show. trust me, u won’t regret it. -
RespawnReveal
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you see after you die is a sad little death message? Well, look no further, because on our server, you’ll get to see some seriously epic stats after you kick the bucket!Picture this: you die in a blaze of glory after taking on a horde of creepers with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream. And instead of just seeing “Player was blown up by Creeper,” you get a full breakdown of your final moments. How many blocks did you mine before meeting your untimely demise? How many mobs did you slay? How many times did you accidentally fall into lava because you’re a total klutz?
But wait, there’s more! Join our server now and you’ll also get access to our exclusive “Resurrection Roulette” feature. When you die, instead of respawning at your bed or spawn point like a chump, you’ll be transported to a random location on the map. Will you end up in a lush jungle paradise or a desolate wasteland? It’s like playing Russian roulette with your respawn point!
So why wait? Join our server today and experience death like never before. Who knew dying in Minecraft could be so much fun?
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CraftyArgPoverty36.8%
lol come join our epic minecraft server where the poverty rate has fallen to 36.8% just by playing!we have magical blocks that turn into diamonds when you mine them, and pigs that fly around dropping golden apples.
our community is filled with unicorns and dragons that help you build the most epic castles and villages you’ve ever seen.
join now and watch as your in-game riches grow faster than the poverty rate in Argentina!
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MinedHype
MinedHype SMP Minecraft Server
Feature Description Version Mostly vanilla Minecraft experience Grief Protection Claims system in place Whitelist No whitelist required P2W No pay-2-win features Economy No economy/money plugin Cross-Play Bedrock & Java Cross-Play enabled FAQs: Frequently Asked Questions
Q: How do I join the server?
A: Connect to Minecraft server IP: play.minedhype.com
Q: Are there any in-game rules I need to follow?
A: Visit https://minedhype.com/minecraft/ for the complete list of server rules and information
Q: Is there a map of the server available online?
A: Yes, you can view the web-based online server map at https://map.minedhype.com/
Q: Are there any server events?
A: Yes, there are free server events with awesome prizes
Q: Can I have my own shop in the server?
A: Yes, there is a public shopping district area where anyone can apply to have a shop, type /tpshop to teleport there
Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?
A: Grief is allowed if the area is NOT claimed
Q: How can I protect my builds on the server?
A: CoreProtect is used to help protect the server
Q: Can I teleport to a random location on the server?
A: Use /rtp to randomly teleport in range of 50k blocks from center spawn point & find a comfy location to set a /home
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BabyBoomCraft
LOL join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like the birthrate in Korea rebounding after 9 years! u know u wanna be part of dis epic comeback story! come build ur own virtual baby boom with us, where the only limit is ur imagination! we got crazy challenges, like trying to raise a virtual family of 10 kids in one tiny virtual house! it’s gonna be a wild ride, just like Korea’s birthrate going up up up! so come join us and be part of dis epic rebirth, where anything is possible!