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  • Penguin Divorce Court – Kids Edition

    Penguin Divorce Court – Kids Edition

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, this server is like the penguin of minecraft servers, ya know? like, we got penguins and stuff, but not just any penguins. these penguins are like, super smart and they can build stuff and mine diamonds and all that jazz.

    and get this, these penguins don’t mate for life! they’re like the players on this server, always looking for a new adventure and a new friend to play with. the divorce rate on this server is like, 10 times higher than in real life, but that just means there’s more penguins to hang out with, right?

    so if you’re looking for a wild and crazy time with some penguins who are always down for a good time, then you gotta join this server. plus, the kids on this server are like, super cute and always causing mischief. it’s a real party over here, so come join the fun!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ChinaCraft Server: Population Drop!

    ChinaCraft Server: Population Drop!

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we have more players than china’s population! we’re so popular, even china is jealous. with our crazy builds and insane mini games, you’ll never want to leave. plus, rumor has it that herobrine himself plays on our server. join now before the population drops even more!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyInflation9.5

    CraftyInflation9.5

    New Minecraft Servers

    are you tired of boring old minecraft servers with no excitement? well, come join our server where the inflation rate is as high as 9.5% in december! it’s like a rollercoaster of prices going up and down, just like your emotions when playing minecraft.

    we have crazy events like the “inflation party” where everything in the game costs 10 times more than usual. it’s a wild ride, just like trying to survive in the russian economy.

    join us for a unique and unpredictable experience that will keep you on your toes and laughing all the way to the virtual bank. who needs stability when you can have chaos and fun instead? come join us now!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyLiverPub – Drink Responsibly & Build Creatively

    CraftyLiverPub – Drink Responsibly & Build Creatively

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, this server is like the ultimate escape from reality, man. like, forget all your problems and come join us in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your house.

    we got crazy builds that will blow your mind, like a giant toilet made out of diamonds or a roller coaster that goes through a lava waterfall. and don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles that happen every night – it’s like the Hunger Games, but with more explosions.

    plus, we have the best community ever. like, these guys will have your back no matter what, whether you need help building a castle or just someone to chat with while you mine for diamonds. and the best part? we have a secret underground bar where you can chill with your friends and drink virtual beers all night long.

    so come join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination. trust me, you won’t regret it. oh, and did i mention we have flying pigs? yeah, you heard me right. flying. pigs.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • AntiSemiCraft Server

    AntiSemiCraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, u know what’s the best way to combat antisemitism? by joining this epic minecraft server, duh! we got like, magical powers to zap away all those haters with just one click of a button. plus, our community is so lit, we got wizards, unicorns, and even a talking potato as our mascot.

    join us now and be a part of the most epic adventure ever! we promise you’ll never want to leave, unless you’re a hater, then you can just see yourself out. come on, what are you waiting for? let’s spread love and positivity, one block at a time!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Immigrants Craft Better!

    Immigrants Craft Better!

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, this server is like a magical place where all the creepers and zombies are actually really nice and just wanna be friends with you. like, they’ll bring you flowers and help you build your house and stuff. it’s like a utopia for mobs, man.

    also, did you know that joining this server will make you 1000% more likely to find diamonds? like, you’ll just be walking around and BAM there’s a diamond right in front of you. it’s like the universe is just handing them to you.

    oh, and if you join this server, you’ll never have to worry about hunger or thirst again. your character will be perpetually full and hydrated, so you can just focus on building cool stuff and hanging out with your mob buddies.

    plus, there’s a secret underground city on this server that’s run by a group of super intelligent chickens. they have their own government and everything. it’s wild, man.

    so yeah, come join this server and experience the wackiest, most magical Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. trust me, you won’t regret it.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BlockyKids Safe Haven

    BlockyKids Safe Haven

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, like, this server is like the ultimate escape from all the craziness of the real world, ya know? We got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing through fields of rainbows, and a secret underground disco where the creepers like to bust a move.

    But the best part is, like, we have a zero-tolerance policy for any kind of harassment or violence. We’re all about spreading love and positivity, man. So if you’re looking for a safe space to chill and build epic castles with your new best friends, then this server is the place to be.

    Join us and help us create a world where everyone can just be themselves and have a blast without any of that negativity. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds waiting for the bravest adventurer to find it. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let’s make some memories together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • DementiaCraft: Mind Blowing Fun

    DementiaCraft: Mind Blowing Fun

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, ever heard of a server where you can build your own dementia-proof fortress in Minecraft? Yeah, that’s right, we’re predicting a rise in the burden of dementia in the US, so why not join our server and start training your brain now? With one in two Americans expected to experience cognitive difficulties after age 55, you’ll need all the brain power you can get to survive in our wacky world. Plus, who wouldn’t want to build a fortress made entirely out of brain teasers and memory games? So come join us and get ready to flex those brain muscles like never before!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • MinedHype

    MinedHype

    New Minecraft Servers

    Server IP play.minedhype.com
    Website https://minedhype.com

    MinedHype SMP Overview

    Welcome to MinedHype SMP! A friendly long-term public survival server founded 5 years ago with over 16,600+ unique players. Join the server and become a part of our community!

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Is the server mostly vanilla Minecraft? Yes, it offers a mostly vanilla experience.
    Are there protections against griefing? Yes, there are claims for grief protection.
    Is there a whitelist? No, there is no whitelist.
    Is there any pay-to-win aspects? No, the server is not pay-to-win.
    Can Bedrock and Java players play together? Yes, there is cross-play between Bedrock and Java.

    For more FAQs and information, visit the server info/rules page.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • VaxCraft: Nursing Home Edition

    VaxCraft: Nursing Home Edition

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, yo, yo! Have you heard about this EPIC Minecraft server? Let me tell you, it’s so lit that even COVID-19 cases and deaths in nursing homes dropped after the rollout of vaccines during the pandemic! Like, bro, hospitalizations fell from 31 per 100 residents to 24 per 100 residents, and deaths fell from 11 per 100 residents to 7 per 100 residents from March 2020 to April 2022!

    Join this server and your Minecraft skills will be so fire that even viruses will be like, “Nah, we can’t mess with this dude, he’s too good at building and surviving!” Plus, the community is so tight-knit that you’ll feel like you’re part of a family of blocky warriors ready to take on any challenge!

    So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s conquer the Minecraft world together while keeping those COVID-19 numbers dropping like they’re hot! Let’s goooooo!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP