yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where the average lifespan is 76 years but middle age is actually 38 like whaaat? join us and you’ll be transported to a magical world where pigs can fly and creepers wear sunglasses. we’ve got diamond armor for days and a secret underground base filled with cookies and milk. oh, and did we mention that the trees are made of candy canes and the rivers flow with chocolate milk? come join us and live out your wildest minecraft dreams, just watch out for the zombie unicorns, they’re real sneaky. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the craziness begin!
BlockLife: 76 & Counting
EczemaCraft ADHD Memory Boosters
HEY YOU! YEAH YOU! DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK BECAUSE OUR SERVER IS LIKE NO OTHER!IMAGINE THIS: YOU’RE MINING AWAY, COLLECTING DIAMONDS AND SUDDENLY A WILD CREEPER APPEARS! BUT WAIT, THIS CREEPER IS ACTUALLY A FRIENDLY PET THAT WILL HELP YOU DEFEND YOUR BASE FROM ENEMIES!
ALSO, DID YOU KNOW THAT JOINING OUR SERVER CAN IMPROVE YOUR MEMORY? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT! RESEARCH SHOWS THAT KIDS WITH ADHD AND ECZEMA WHO PLAY ON OUR SERVER ARE 2-3 TIMES MORE LIKELY TO REMEMBER WHERE THEY HID THEIR TREASURE!
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER TODAY AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST MEMORABLE MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE!
MinedHype: Where we grief-proof your life so you can focus on building a dirt house
Server IP play.minedhype.com Website https://minedhype.com Location Las Vegas, Nevada (US WEST) Server Host PUBCS.com Java Version 1.20.6 Bedrock Version 1.20.80 – 1.21.0 Brief Overview:
Friendly long-term public survival server (No P2W) that has been around for over 4 years. Over 15,900 unique players have joined. Mostly vanilla gameplay, grief protection, no whitelist, no pay-2-win, & no economy plugin. Supports Bedrock & Java Cross-Play. Long-term Overworld & Nether with claims enabled, no world resets. Grief allowed in unclaimed areas. Public shopping district available.
FAQ:
Q: How long has the server been running?
A: The server has been running for over 4 years.
Q: How many unique players have joined?
A: Over 15,900 unique players have joined.
Q: Is the gameplay mostly vanilla?
A: Yes, the gameplay is mostly vanilla with some added features like grief protection.
Q: Are there any pay-to-win elements on the server?
A: No, there are no pay-to-win elements on the server.
Q: Can players from Bedrock and Java editions play together?
A: Yes, the server supports Bedrock and Java Cross-Play.
Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?
A: Griefing is allowed in unclaimed areas.
Q: Are there any world resets?
A: No, both the Overworld and Nether will never be reset.
Q: How can I access the public shopping district?
A: Type /tpshop to teleport to the public shopping district.
Q: How can I find a random location to build my home?
A: Use /rtp to teleport to a random location within 50k blocks of the spawn point.
Q: Can players apply to have a shop in the shopping district?
A: Yes, anyone can apply to have a shop in the public shopping district.
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so, like, u know how in minecraft u can like, build stuff and mine stuff and like, fight zombies and stuff? well, on this server, u can do all that PLUS u can like, join this epic battle between the red team and the blue team. it’s like, so intense, u won’t even believe it.and get this, there’s this secret underground bunker where u can like, find all these crazy weapons and armor. it’s like, a total game changer, trust me.
oh, and did i mention that there’s this super rare diamond sword that can like, shoot fireballs and stuff? it’s like, the most OP weapon ever.
so, like, if u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever and like, be a total boss, then u gotta join this server. trust me, u won’t regret it. it’s like, the best thing ever, u won’t even believe it.
CemetaryCraft: Where More Enter Than Exit!
so like, this server is like a cemetery but with less dead people and more blocks. you can dig up graves and find hidden treasures or build your own spooky mansion. beware of the zombie villagers who try to sell you rotten flesh as a delicacy. join now if you dare to face the undead and become the ultimate grave digger! #spookyfun #minecraftmadness #undeadadventuresBoomerBlastMC
haha u know what’s higher than cancer rates? the FUN LEVEL on our MINECRAFT SERVER! join now for a chance to escape the harsh reality of gen x getting wrecked by cancer. we got virtual blocks to build ur dream house and no pesky doctors telling u bad news. plus, rumor has it that playing on our server can actually CURE cancer! so what are u waiting for? come join us and let’s mine and craft our way to a cancer-free world!HeartAttack Craft: Where losing your diamonds is just the beginning! Java 1.20.2, No resets, griefing, Economy, Avg. 15 online
HearthCraft Minecraft Server Overview
Key Features Details Server Type No-griefing economy SMP Pay-to-win Store 0% pay-to-win store (verify at here) Established October 2018 World Features – Never resets
– Resource worlds (resets monthly)
– Live map available at hereAdditional Features – Zero tolerance for hate speech
– Pet system
– Land Claiming
– mcMMO
– Marriage plugin
– /wild command for random teleportFAQ – Frequently Asked Questions
Q: Does the server have a reset schedule?
A: The server will never reset. The world dates back to July 2019.
Q: Are there pay-to-win perks available for purchase?
A: No, the server has a 0% pay-to-win store. No pay-to-win paid perks.
Q: What are the technical specifications of the server?
A: The server runs on a dedicated Ryzen 5 5800X machine in Virginia and uses Purpur as the server software.
Q: Is there a way to protect my items and progress on the server?
A: While there is no keep-inventory feature, the server has /back enabled and drops are locked to only be picked up by the player who dropped them.
Q: Where can I find more information about the server and its rules?
A: Visit the HearthCraft website at https://www.hearthcraft.net and check out the rules at http://www.hearthcraft.net/rules.
ToxicCraft: Deadly Adventures
So, like, this server is so lit that it’s like a poison center but for Minecraft, ya know? We’ve had a 234% increase in players getting seriously harmed or even dying because our server is just that intense. It’s like, a whole new level of gaming, man. You gotta join and see for yourself the crazy stuff that goes down here. It’s like a rollercoaster of danger and excitement, bro. So come on and join the madness, if you dare. Let’s see if you can survive the chaos and become a legend in our toxic world of Minecraft.DengueCraft2024: Brazilian Epidemic
Yo, yo, yo! So, like, imagine this Minecraft server, right? It’s like, the craziest place ever, man! We got so much chaos and madness going on, you won’t even believe it!So, like, picture this: in 2024, Brazil was all like, “Yo, we got the most dengue cases in the world, bro!” Like, 3 million cases, can you even imagine that?! And guess what? That’s where our server is located, man! We got dengue fever parties every night, it’s lit!
But wait, there’s more! We got flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers! You won’t find that on any other server, I guarantee it! And don’t even get me started on the diamond-filled caves, man. It’s like a bling bling paradise up in here!
So, like, if you wanna join the wildest, most insane Minecraft server in the universe, you gotta come hang with us, bro! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those dengue mosquitoes, they’re a killer!
CoinFlipFailsMC
Join dis minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and madness! Our server is like a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers can dance! You never know what you’ll find around the corner, maybe a talking cow or a chicken riding a horse!If you join our server, you might stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds or a secret portal to a dimension where everything is made of cheese! Plus, our server has the most epic mini-games like “Hot Potato” where you have to pass a flaming potato before it explodes in your face!
But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to battle the legendary Ender Dragon while riding a giant chicken armed with a diamond sword! And if you’re lucky, you might even be crowned the ruler of the server and have all the players bow down to you as their supreme overlord!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, anything is possible in our world, even winning a coin flip every time!