yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like being in a real life mass shooting but without the danger, ya know? like, 7% of our players have been on the scene where 4 or more people were shot, but don’t worry, it’s all virtual so u ain’t gonna get hurt, unless u fall in lava or something lol. plus, 2% of our players have been “injured” in a mass shooting, but again, it’s all fun and games here. so come join us and experience the adrenaline rush of surviving a virtual mass shooting, it’s a blast! no pun intended 😉 #minecraftmadness #virtualviolence
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Blocky Shootout Fun Land
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BlockyBoobies – Save the Pixels!
come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing declining is the mortality rates of breast cancer in women over 74! we have magical potions that can cure any ailment, including cancer! our pixelated world is filled with healing crystals and enchanted flowers that will keep you healthy and strong.we also have a special quest where you must defeat the evil breast cancer boss who is terrorizing the land. once you defeat her, you will be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and gold!
so come on over to our server and join the fight against breast cancer while having a blast in the world of minecraft! who knew saving lives could be so much fun?
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Blocky Brainiacs: ADHD Epidemic
u ever feel like ur brain is goin a million miles an hour? like u can’t focus on anythin for more than 2 seconds? well, u ain’t alone, cuz on this minecraft server, we embrace the chaos of adhd! join us and let ur scatter-brained creativity run wild as u build, mine, and explore in a world where the only limit is ur own hyperactive imagination! with nearly 14% of our players reportin a past adhd diagnosis, u’ll fit right in with this high-energy community. come join us and see why our server is the most ADDICTING place to play minecraft!
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Lustful Love Land
come join our minecraft server where love is in the air and romance is blooming like a field of daisies on a sunny day! we have 4 clusters of romantic lovers: mild, moderate, libidinous, and intense. but let me tell you about the libidinous lovers, they are the wildest of the wild, getting it on an average of 10 times per week! if you want to experience a love like no other, join our server and get ready to get down and dirty with your virtual boo. who needs real life romance when you can have pixelated passion on our server? join now and get ready to fall in love…minecraft style!
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BlockyBoys & TribalTales
Yo, broskis! Come join our lit Minecraft server where the only thing getting murdered is your boredom! We got more action than a Black male aged 15-24 in a crime drama, and more adventure than an American Indian male aged 25-44 exploring the wild west! Join now for a killer time and let’s slay some blocks together!
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Spotify Twins Minecraft Server
yo, u ever heard of dis server where two dudes got the same Spotify library? like, what are the odds, man? they must be soulmates or somethin’. they share like, a million songs in common or sumthin crazy like dat. u gotta join dis server just to witness the magic of their music connection. who knows, maybe u’ll find ur own music twin and jam out together in perfect harmony. come join da fun, it’s gonna be a wild ride, bro!
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KoreaCraft: Baby Boom & Marriage Madness
lolz come join our epic minecraft server where the birthrate is rising like crazy just like in South Korea! we got marriages happening left and right, it’s a total love fest up in here! join us and be part of the baby boom, build a family in minecraft and watch it grow like a beautiful flower! who needs real life when you can have all the fun in our server? come on, what are you waiting for? let’s make some virtual babies together!
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Penis Party Land
u want a minecraft server that will blow ur mind and make u question ur existence? well look no further cuz this server is the bomb diggity. we got flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers.once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret portal that led them to a land made entirely of candy. they ate so much candy that they turned into a giant gummy bear and ruled over the land with a sugary fist.
if u join our server, u might stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots. but be careful, cuz the chest is guarded by a fierce army of zombie chickens wearing top hats.
so what are u waiting for? join our minecraft server now and experience the wildest adventure of ur life. plus, our server has the best memes and the dankest jokes. trust us, u won’t regret it.
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GTA Gun Runners United
join our epic minecraft server where we steal all our crime guns from the U.S. just like the GTA! trump is probably gonna tweet about us next, so you better join before we get shut down for being too badass. build your own criminal empire, rob other players, and cause chaos in the virtual world. come on, you know you wanna be a part of this madness!
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Zelensky’s 50%+ Approval – Not Fake News!
LOL HAVE U HEARD OF THIS MINECRAFT SERVER? IT’S SO LIT, EVEN ZELENSKY WOULD GIVE IT A 4% APPROVAL RATING! BUT ACTUALLY, IT’S ABOVE 50% BECAUSE EVERYONE LOVES IT SO MUCH. JOIN US FOR SOME EPIC BUILD BATTLES AND CRAZY ADVENTURES. PLUS, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF YOU DIG DEEP ENOUGH, YOU’LL FIND A SECRET DIAMOND MINE RUN BY LLAMAS WEARING TOP HATS. DON’T MISS OUT, JOIN NOW AND BECOME A LEGEND IN THE MOST WACKY SERVER EVER!