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StatisticallyCrafty

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	613
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Love Letters Sent:	12
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Did you know that 99% of players who join our Minecraft server end up addicted to building pixelated castles and battling virtual zombies? It’s true! But don’t worry, we have a support group for those who can’t stop mining for diamonds. Join us for a wild ride of blocky adventures, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). So come on, join us and see why our server is the number one destination for players looking to escape the real world and dive into a world of endless possibilities. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a pickaxe – you’re gonna need it!

Crafty Warlords – Conquer and LOL with ‘/gsg/’

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	6453
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further, join our server and experience the wildest adventures ever!

Imagine building your empire in Minecraft while discussing the downfall of Vic 3 and EU5 with fellow gamers. This server is where history buffs and Minecraft enthusiasts collide in the most epic way possible.

On this day in history, Romulus founded Rome and you can create your own epic city on our server. Battle like Mark Antony and Aulus Hirtius in the Battle of Mutina, or lead your troops to victory like Sam Houston in the Battle of San Jacinto.

But wait, there’s more! Our server offers a random country picker for when you can’t decide where to start your Minecraft journey. And with mods like the Niggermod and Crimeamod, you’ll never run out of new ways to play.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs Vic 3 when you have our server to keep you entertained for hours on end?

SleeplessCraft – where your future girlfriend is building a bedrock mansion

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	1826
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	111	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing getting violated is your sense of reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, outrageous builds, and unbelievable shenanigans!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of angry llamas stampede through your base, knocking everything in their path. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of zombie pigmen who just want to dance the night away.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out for glory and bragging rights. And let’s not forget about the Pixel Art Gallery, where players showcase their artistic skills by creating masterpieces out of blocks.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a Minecraft server this wild and wacky?

Daddy’s Minecraft Meltdown

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	6577
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Votes:	9757	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Villages Defended:	14	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have That’s someone’s daughter ffs as our motto! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping it low in the club! – Our diamond pickaxes are so sharp, they can cut through the drama faster than you can say “creeper, oh man!” – The villagers in our server are so sassy, they make the Kardashians look like amateurs! – Our PvP arena is so intense, it’s like a royal rumble with Ender Dragons!

So come join us on That’s someone’s daughter ffs Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of scandal. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky skeletons – they’re always up to no good!

TrainWreckCraft: Where Modern Polish Trains Go to Ghana

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	9624
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Runes Activated:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where anything is possible!

Join us as we embark on a journey to sell modern Polish trains to Ghana and free them from their dependence on China. Watch as Asian companies get mad at our success and try to sabotage our train testing.

Witness the drama unfold as an (Asian-made) truck is accidentally left on the rails, only to be survived by our indestructible Polish train. Who knew that Polish trains don’t break in half after a light scratching like Asian stuff?

So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of this ridiculous adventure! Who knows what other crazy schemes we’ll come up with next!

MainstreamCraft: Where even your grandma is a pro gamer

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	4576
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Villages Defended:	16
Divine Spears Created:	21	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Enchantments Applied:	189	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your blocky hands on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft server that was so LEGENDARY, even the creepers were shaking in their pixelated boots. People from all over the world flocked to this server, drawn in by the promise of UNLIMITED DIAMONDS and ENDLESS ADVENTURES.

But that’s not all! Our server is so amazing that even the devs themselves are scratching their heads in confusion. They can’t understand how we got so popular, but hey, who cares when you’re having this much fun, am I right?

So come join us on this wild ride of block-building madness, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server in existence – join us now and prepare to have your mind blown!

Crafty Nazis: Building a Reich in Minecraft

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	4323
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	6050	Animals Bred:	132
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because on this server, you can ride LLAMAS into battle and fight off hordes of evil RAINBOW SHEEP with your trusty diamond sword!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary DANCING CREEPER that will boogie down with you while you mine for diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret DIAMOND CHICKEN that lays golden eggs!

Join now and embark on a wild adventure filled with MAGIC, MAYHEM, and MINECRAFT MADNESS! Don’t miss out on the craziest server in town!

Pineal Gland Pals Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	2938
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Divine Spears Created:	20	Alien Abductions:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Villages Defended:	11	Epic Weapons Forged:	9

Welcome to our totally not sketchy at all Minecraft server where all your wildest dreams can come true!

Join us and experience a world where your pineal gland is ALIVE and kicking! Say goodbye to adult responsibilities and hello to building epic structures and battling dragons with your fellow players.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to have a secret potion that can resurrect your pineal gland and bring back your inner childlike joy. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s embark on this crazy journey together. Who knows, you might even discover the true meaning of life while mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers.

CrazyCraft: Where the Top Schizos of /a/ Reign Supreme

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	2957
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Towns Built:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We’ve got schizos galore on this server, making it the perfect place for all you thrill-seekers out there.

Join us if you want to witness the most epic battles between schizos in the Minecraft world. Watch as they build insane structures, destroy everything in their path, and unleash chaos like you’ve never seen before.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary schizo king, who rules over all with an iron fist (literally, he has an iron fist in the game). Join his army and conquer the Minecraft world together!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the madness. Who knows, you might even become one of the top schizos of all time!

Snapcraft: Where Creepers Send Dirty Messages

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	6701
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Votes:	6124
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	25

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing dirtier than our snap messages is the terrain! Join us for a wild ride filled with sexy adventures and scandalous shenanigans.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with sexy diamond armor. But beware, for the armor was cursed with the power of seduction! Players couldn’t resist showing off their new gear and soon, the entire server was embroiled in a fierce fashion show competition. Who knew Minecraft could be so sexy?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Dirty Pig, a mischievous creature who loves to prank unsuspecting players by covering their builds in mud. Will you be the next victim of the Dirty Pig’s antics?

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for some dirty fun and sexy surprises along the way!

CraftyCrossposters: LOL Minecraft Server for Anons & Memers!

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	7291
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Runes Activated:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Magic Items Found:	7279

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the adventures never end and the fun never stops! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because we have everything you could ever want and more!

Join us and embark on INSANE quests, battle fierce mobs, and build the most EPIC structures you can imagine. But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop diamonds when you feed them cake. Yes, you heard that right, flying pigs!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that only the bravest adventurers can conquer its challenges and claim the riches within. Will you be one of them?

So what are you waiting for? Join our LEGENDARY Minecraft server today and experience a world like no other. Trust us, it’s worth every penny to escape the pozzed world and enter a realm of pure AWESOMENESS!