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CraftyConspiracies

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	656
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	52	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

so why not join our minecraft server and uncover the truth behind the craziest conspiracy theories in the blocky world? ever heard of herobrine secretly controlling all the mobs? or maybe steve being a secret alien sent to mine diamonds for his intergalactic overlords? on our server, you can dig deep into these wild theories and maybe even prove them right! plus, we have a secret underground base filled with cake and llamas wearing tinfoil hats. join now and let the madness begin!

ShowerCraft: GF Betrayal 😱

aita, Asshole, Behavior, Best Friend, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Cheating, Communication, feelings, Girlfriend, Honesty, Monogamous, overreacting, relationship, ShowerCraft, showered, someone else, together, Trust, UNACCEPTABLE, vacation

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	4595
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Runes Activated:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where showering with someone else is not only accepted, but encouraged! Imagine the fun you’ll have building shower houses with your friends and taking communal showers together. Who needs privacy when you have a whole server of shower buddies?

Join now and experience the thrill of showering with your best friend’s sister, your neighbor’s cat, or even a random villager from the nearest village. The possibilities are endless and the water is always warm!

Don’t worry about cheating or monogamy here, because on our server, showering with multiple people is just a normal day in the blocky world. So come on in, lather up, and let the shower shenanigans begin!

Poop Panic Server

bathroom urgency, Bowel Movements, digestive system, digestive urgency, gastrointestinal health, gastrointestinal issues, holding it in, intestinal distress, Panic, Poop, poop urgency, poop urgency causes, poop urgency differences, poop urgency explanation, poop urgency factors, poop urgency reasons, poop urgency triggers, Server, Urgency, urgent bathroom needs, urgent bathroom trips, urgent bowel movements, urgent poops

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	1941
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Love Letters Sent:	15	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh your pants off? Well, look no further because our server will have you running to the bathroom in no time!

Join our server for the most urgent and hilarious poops you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Our virtual toilets are always overflowing with excitement and adventure.

Why wait hours to go to the bathroom when you can join our server and feel the urge to poop instantly? Trust us, you won’t be able to hold it in once you see all the crazy shenanigans happening on our server.

So come on, join us for a wild ride and experience the most outrageous poops of your Minecraft life!

Booger Smell Free Zone

body functions, booger, Boogers, Curiosity, discovery, free, gross, health, hygiene, Medical, mucus, Mystery, nasal discharge, odd, olfactory senses, peculiar, sense of smell, sensory experience, smell, strange, unknown, Zone

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	3407
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Villages Defended:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Potions Brewed:	135	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

join our epic minecraft server if you want to discover the true meaning of boogers! we have a secret underground booger mine where you can dig for the rarest and smelliest boogers in all of minecraft land.

rumor has it that if you collect enough boogers, you can summon the booger king and he will grant you three wishes. one player even wished for a pet dragon made entirely out of boogers!

but that’s not all, our server also has a booger-themed parkour course where you can jump from snot-covered platform to snot-covered platform. it’s not for the faint of heart, but the rewards are booger-tastic!

so come join us and experience the booger-filled adventure of a lifetime. who knows, you might even become the booger king yourself!

FUCK SERVACK Minecraft server

AMATEURS, convenience, Free Time, Fun, gameplay, Minecraft, network plugins, Server, Vanilla

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	2835
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Farms Harvested:	750	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	391

Minecrafters are amateurs who play for fun in their free time. We have a vanilla server, diluted with a small pinch of network plugins that do not interfere with the overall gameplay, but only make it more convenient.

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Lavbyte SMP

Anti-Xray, Cheating, collaboration, Currency, Discord, Harassment, java, Land Claims, Lavbyte, Minecraft, Protection, rules, Server, smp, Streamers, Survival, Tpa, twitch, US region, Whitelist, world backups, Youtubers

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	2824
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Whitelisted Survival Server
Version	Java 1.21.4
Focus	Youtube/Twitch Collaboration
Location	South US region

Server Highlights

Land claims, TPA, currency, world-backups, protection, anti-xray, etc!
Strict rules against cheating and harassment

Interested?

Apply through our Google Form: https://forms.gle/QTBiShAZW8QKtUre6

Once approved, you will be added to the whitelist and added on discord!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I join the server without applying?	No, all players must apply through the Google Form for approval.
What are the rules on the server?	The rules are very brief – no cheating of any kind and no harassment.
How can I collaborate with other Youtubers/Twitch streamers on the server?	Once approved and added to the whitelist, you can connect with other content creators through Discord.

Dreamscape Haven 1.21.3

1.21.3, bedtime, dreamscape, getting up, Haven, Hungry, insomnia, nighttime routine, repeat, Sleep, sleep aid, sleep cycle, sleep deprivation, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep habits, sleep medication, sleep meds, sleep problems, sleep quality, sleep routine, sleep schedule, Wake Up

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	8479
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Towns Built:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience a world where sleep meds are the currency!

Why bother with real life when you can just pop some pills and sleep your problems away in our virtual world?

Become a sleep-deprived maniac and build the most insane structures while under the influence of our sleep meds economy!

Who needs reality when you can just keep repeating the cycle of sleep, hunger, and more sleep meds on our server?

Join now and enter the land of never-ending slumber and questionable life choices!

MomLifeCraft Server

Boundaries, Burdens, children, cleanliness, compassion, control, Dysfunction, Enabling, ENTITLEMENT, friendship, Gratitude, Hoarding, homelessness, intervention, judgmental, MomLifeCraft, parenting, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, spiritual growth, Struggles, Support

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	6085
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	New Chunks Explored:	369482
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

🌟 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as your friend’s life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, messiness, and unapologetic kids running amok! 🤪

🚗 Need a ride to work? We got you covered! Just like how I’ve been chauffeuring my friend around, we’ll make sure you get to your destination in style (or at least in one piece)! 🚕

🏠 Our server is like my friend’s apartment – completely filthy and full of surprises! Who knows what kind of trash you’ll find lying around or what decor your kids might accidentally break? It’s all part of the fun! 🤣

🙅‍♀️ Tired of people-pleasing and ready to call out entitled behavior? You’ll fit right in! Just like how I finally stood up to my friend, you can let loose and speak your mind without fear of judgment (well, maybe a little judgment, but who’s keeping track?) 😈

Join now and experience the thrill of navigating through a world where dysfunction follows you at every turn. It’s like living in a real-life soap opera, but with creepers and zombies instead of annoying neighbors! 🎮 #MinecraftMadness

GradCraft: Parental Priorities

anger, autism, Emotional support, family dynamics, family relationships, family responsibilities, Family Support, GradCraft, Graduation, graduation ceremony, graduation tickets, Parental, parents, personal growth, Priorities, Prioritization, Resentment, Siblings, special needs, Struggle, Support, Understanding, University

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	7662
Rating:	4.1 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Emeralds Found:	8163
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Mines Excavated:	4265
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	225

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we prioritize you over everyone else – even your little sister! Are you tired of playing second fiddle to your sibling with special needs? Look no further, because on our server, YOU are the star of the show!

Join us for epic adventures and graduation ceremonies that last for hours – because your achievements deserve to be celebrated in style. No need to worry about your parents ditching you for your sister’s bad day, because here, we only care about YOU and your success.

Don’t let your family dynamic hold you back from enjoying the spotlight you deserve. Invite your friends to join us and bask in the glory of being the top priority. Who needs parents at your graduation when you have a whole server full of supporters cheering you on?

So come on over to our server and let us show you the love and attention you’ve been missing out on. Because on our server, it’s all about YOU!

$1M Surgeon vs $40K EMS

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	6409
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Ether Blades Crafted:	16

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE WE GOT MORE BLOCKS THAN A LEGO STORE! WE GOT CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA AND ZOMBIES THAT DO THE CHA CHA SLIDE!

ONE TIME, A PLAYER FOUND A DIAMOND THE SIZE OF A HOUSE AND BUILT A CASTLE OUT OF IT! ANOTHER TIME, A PIG GREW WINGS AND STARTED FLYING AROUND GIVING OUT GOLDEN CARROTS!

IF YOU JOIN OUR SERVER, YOU MIGHT JUST FIND A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH LLAMAS THAT TALK LIKE SHAKESPEARE! AND DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE GIANT CHICKENS THAT LAY DIAMOND EGGS!

SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN THE FUN! WHO NEEDS A $1,000,000 SURGEON WHEN YOU CAN HAVE A $40,000 EMS SAVING YOU FROM CREEPER EXPLOSIONS!

OrbitMC

Active Staff, best possible, Community, Experience, Fun, get involved, Growing, Hermitcraft-like, Java 1.21.4, Join, Linktr.ee, Linktree, Minecraft, OrbitMC, OrbitMC Staff Team, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Whitelist

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	1232
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Potions Brewed:	22	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Welcome to OrbitMC!
We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!
If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree the provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!
https://linktr.ee/orbitmc

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I join OrbitMC?	You can join by visiting our Linktree and following the provided ways to get involved and join the server. Once you join, make sure to whitelist yourself to start playing.
Is OrbitMC a vanilla server?	We are a semi-vanilla server, which means we have some plugins and modifications to enhance gameplay while still keeping the essence of vanilla Minecraft.
How active is the staff team on OrbitMC?	Our staff team is very active and dedicated to ensuring a positive and enjoyable experience for all players on the server.
Can I invite my friends to join OrbitMC?	Yes, you are welcome to invite your friends to join the server and become part of our community.