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StatisticalCraft SMP – “IConductedDataAnalysis”

advanced techniques, Conclusion, coomer, data analysis, discussion, findings, Generals, IConductedDataAnalysis, international culture, methodology, Pepe, racebait, research, Scientific, shitposting, smp, statistical analysis, StatisticalCraft, study

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	5718
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Holy Grails Found:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Love Letters Sent:	18	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	118	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs where people just build the same old boring structures every single day? Well, do I have the server for you!

Our server is like no other, filled with 50% crazy builds where people shitpost the most outrageous creations in their own unique style. We’ve got 30% Pepe-themed builds, 15% racebaiting structures (whatever that means), 3% coomer builds (don’t ask), and 2% actual international culture discussion builds (because we like to keep things classy).

Join us and reply with “BASED” for more information on how we conducted this scientific study (spoiler alert: it involved a lot of TNT and questionable decision-making). So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft weird again!

💎CHERRYMINE💎 Minecraft server

1000 lvl, Adventure, Cheats, CherryMine, Clans, Community, Creative, Donations, Dupe, Economy, Events, Factions, Fly, Friends, Fun, Gaming, Herobrine, Large Online, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, No Registration, Pirate, Plugins, Prison, Private, PvP, Roleplay, Russian, Server, Survival, Weddings

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	4609
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Towns Built:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Enchantments Applied:	289	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

The owner of the server “CHERRYMINE” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Cream’s Craft Minecraft Server

adventure game, anthropomorphic animals, Character concept, Craft, cream the rabbit, Creams, cute animals, family friendly, fan favorite, friendship theme, Gaming Community, Minecraft, Nostalgia, platformer game, playable character, puzzle solving, Server, Sidekick, sonic the hedgehog, spin-off game, story driven game, teamwork, Unique abilities, video game ideas

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	3116
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t have any Cream the Rabbit action? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate Cream the Rabbit paradise! Join us for a wild ride filled with Cream the Rabbit-themed challenges, quests, and even a Cream the Rabbit petting zoo (just kidding, but wouldn’t that be amazing?)!

Picture this: you’re wandering through the virtual world, minding your own business, when suddenly Cream the Rabbit swoops in on a flying unicorn and challenges you to a dance-off. Can you keep up with her killer moves? Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with Cream the Rabbit merchandise – because who wouldn’t want a Cream the Rabbit plushie to cuddle with while you mine for diamonds?

But that’s not all – our server also has exclusive Cream the Rabbit skins, so you can strut your stuff in style as you explore the blocky landscape. And rumor has it that if you collect enough Cream the Rabbit-themed items, you’ll unlock a secret portal to a dimension where Cream the Rabbit reigns supreme as queen.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Cream the Rabbit awaits!

From Lynching to Crafting: Minecraft SMP

black history, civil rights movement, Crafting, cultural shift, Interracial Relationships, Lynching, Minecraft, racial discrimination, racial dynamics, racial harmony, racial identity, racial inequality, racial integration, racial justice, racial progress, racial stereotypes, racial tensions, racial violence, racism, smp, social progress, White Supremacy

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	4751
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Dragons Tamed:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we have a history more twisted than a pretzel on a rollercoaster! Join us if you want to experience a world where the tables have turned so much, they’re doing the limbo. Our server is like a time machine on steroids, where you can witness the evolution of human relationships from “I hate you because of your skin color” to “I love you because of your skin color…in a totally not creepy way, I swear!”

But wait, there’s more! We have factions dedicated to reenacting historical events in the most bizarre ways possible. Want to join the faction where you can roleplay as a white person who is actually happy to see a black person dating their daughter? Look no further, we’ve got you covered. Or maybe you’re more into the faction where you can pretend to be a black man who is just trying to navigate the complexities of a world where everyone suddenly wants to be your friend? We’ve got that too!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer absurdity of it all. Who knew that a game about building blocks could also be a crash course in the insanity of human history? Come for the gameplay, stay for the existential crisis.

The Blocky Banana Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	2348
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Divine Spears Created:	18
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Void Armor Forged:	21
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join now and experience the thrill of battling a giant chicken boss that shoots fireballs out of its beak! And if that’s not enough to get you excited, how about the fact that our server is home to the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that farts rainbows and shoots laser beams from its eyes? Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!

Goat SPACE ASS Minecraft SMP

animal body part, animal rear end, animal reproductive system, ass, Goat, goat anatomy, goat behavior, goat breeding, goat care, goat diet, goat eyes, goat farming, goat health, goat hooves, Goat Horns, goat meat, goat milk production, goat species, goat tail, goat wool, Livestock, long tail tags: farm animal, Minecraft, smp, Space

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	6605
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	58
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3

Welcome to Goat ASS, the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our spawn point is literally a giant goat’s butt. Yes, you heard that right. You’ll spawn right in the middle of a massive goat’s derriere, because why not?

2. Our main currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but goat poop. That’s right, you can trade in piles of goat droppings for rare items and resources. Just don’t ask where we get all that poop from…

3. The server owner is actually a goat in disguise. Rumor has it that they can type with their hooves and build epic structures with their horns. Don’t question it, just go with it.

4. We have regular events where players compete in goat-themed challenges, like goat racing, goat milking, and goat yoga. It’s a wild and wacky time for all involved.

5. The Nether on our server is not filled with lava and dangerous mobs, but with endless fields of rainbow-colored goats. They frolic and prance around, spreading joy and glitter wherever they go.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as absurd as it is entertaining, come join Goat ASS today! Just be prepared for a truly bizarre and unforgettable gaming experience.

Crafty Girls Frontline 2 Minecraft Server

1203GFL2, Andoris, Crafty, Darkwinter release edition, do not redeem, Events, EXILIUM, faye, Frontline, GFL2EXILIUM, GFL2GIFT, GFL2LAUNCH., GFL2OTS14, GFL2REWARD, GFL2SUOMI, Girls, Girls’ Frontline 2, guides, Into the Shadow, lore material, Minecraft, News, Resources, Server, Sojourners of the Glass Island, springfield, Story summary, suomi, translated story, Ulrid

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	2440
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Magic Items Found:	6845
Enchantments Applied:	137	New Chunks Explored:	382581
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever! Join us on our Darkwinter release edition where you can embark on a quest to conquer the Glass Island and defeat the evil forces of Ulrid and Suomi.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the translated story and lore material that will blow your mind and leave you wanting more. Experience the thrill of character events like “Into the Shadow” and “Targeted Procurement Event: Andoris” that will have you on the edge of your seat.

Don’t miss out on our exclusive events like “Sojourners of the Glass Island” and “Targeted Procurement Event: Springfield” where you can earn rewards that will make your friends jealous. And remember, do NOT redeem codes like GFL2OTS14 or GFL2SUOMI unless you want to miss out on all the fun!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft server and let the adventure begin!

Literally Nothing Seth Said Was Wrong Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	7499
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes things way too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. And rumor has it, if you can find the hidden treasure chest in the Nether, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical pig named Gerald. Plus, our admin Seth is basically a Minecraft genius – he once built a roller coaster that goes all the way to the moon! So come join us and see for yourself why literally nothing Seth said was wrong.

Casual Craft Minecraft Server

Casual, Casual Sex, Connection, Craft, Defensive, Disgusting, Happiness, high value women, hookup, Human, love, Masturbation, Minecraft, Pathetic, Pleasure, relationship, sad, Server, society, strangers, weird, WOMAN

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	6354
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	265	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Dimension Hops:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers filled with basic players? Do you want to join a server that is as wild and crazy as your imagination? Look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only rule is to have fun! Build epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and embark on insane adventures with your fellow players. But that’s not all – we also have exclusive events like “Twerk for Diamonds” and “Hot Tub Party at the Nether Portal”!

Forget about boring relationships, on our server, the only connection you need is with your pickaxe and sword. Who needs love when you have diamonds, right? So come join us and leave behind the sad, pathetic world of hookups and embrace the true joy of Minecraft madness! Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

MUFA is Real and I’m Tired of Pretending Otherwise – Minecraft SMP

Avocado, dieting, FITNESS, Food, health, Healthy Eating, healthy fats, Lifestyle, long tail tag, Mediterranean Diet, Minecraft, MUFA, nutrition, nuts, olive oil, pretending, real, Seeds, smp, tired, weight loss, wellness

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	1074
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Crops Grown:	1192	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Are you tired of living in denial? Are you ready to embrace the truth that MUFA is real and it’s time to join our Minecraft SMP to uncover the mysteries of this mythical creature! Rumor has it that MUFA is actually a secret boss in our world, lurking in the shadows waiting for brave players to challenge it. Join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to defeat the legendary MUFA and claim its treasures for yourself! But be warned, MUFA is not to be taken lightly – its powers are unmatched and its wrath is fierce. Will you be the one to conquer MUFA and become a legend in our server? Join us now and find out!

🎃CHERRYMINE🎃 Minecraft server

Adventure, Cheats, CherryMine, Clans, Community, Creative, Custom, Dupe, Economy, Events, Factions, Fly, Free Admin, Friends, Fun, Gaming, Large Online, Minecraft, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, Pirate, Plugins, Prison, Private, PvP, Roleplay, Russian, Server, Survival, Vanilla, Weddings, Without Launcher

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	6127
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Potions Brewed:	129	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Buildings Constructed:	28	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Astral Projections Made:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Alien Abductions:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6

The owner of the server “CHERRYMINE” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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