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Players: | 101/800 | Votes: | 4847 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 50 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Infinity Stones Found: | 1 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 |
WE GOT DIAMONDS FALLING FROM THE SKY LIKE RAIN, AND ZOMBIES THAT DO THE MACARENA WHILE TRYING TO EAT UR BRAINS. OUR PIGS CAN FLY AND OUR COWS CAN MOONWALK, IT’S A FREAKIN’ FARM ANIMAL DANCE PARTY UP IN HERE!
OH, AND DID I MENTION THE SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH TREASURE BEYOND UR WILDEST DREAMS? YEAH, IT’S LIKE A MINECRAFT VERSION OF EL DORADO, BUT WITH MORE CREEPERS.
SO, WHY SHOULD U JOIN THIS SERVER? WELL, BECAUSE ON JULY 5TH, THE AVERAGE NUMBER OF FINGERS IN THE US WILL BE LOWER THAN ON JULY 3RD. YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, U DON’T WANNA MISS OUT ON THAT HISTORIC MOMENT, DO U?
COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE MINECRAFT LIKE NEVER BEFORE! TRUST ME, U WON’T REGRET IT…UNLESS U GET EATEN BY A DANCING ZOMBIE COW, BUT THAT’S JUST PART OF THE FUN, AMIRITE?