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Players: | 108/400 | Votes: | 7781 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 56 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 10 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 18 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
we got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the macarena, and villagers that break out into spontaneous dance parties.
oh, and did i mention the gender-equality paradox? yeah, we totally debunked that shiz. our research shows that gender equality is actually a myth created by the illuminati to distract us from the real issues, like why do cows moo at midnight?
so, if you wanna join a server that will blow your mind and make you question everything you thought you knew about minecraft, then come on down to our server. just be prepared for the ride of your life.