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99%Craft: Future Edition

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	6522
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Dimension Hops:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Join our Minecraft server and experience the chaos of a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding! With a 99% chance of hilarity and insanity in the next 30 years, you won’t want to miss out on all the wacky adventures waiting for you on our server. Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to dance-offs and bake-offs. So why wait? Join now and be prepared for the unexpected!

CreepCraft: Unexplainable Encounters

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	8633
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	181	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	65	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Have you ever been mining in Minecraft and suddenly heard eerie whispers coming from the depths of the cave? Or maybe you were building a cozy little house and a mysterious figure appeared out of nowhere, staring at you with glowing eyes? Well, if you’re looking for more spine-tingling moments like these, then you need to join our Minecraft server!

Our server is like no other, filled with haunted mansions, cursed temples, and even a haunted forest where the trees whisper secrets to those who dare to venture inside. But don’t worry, we also have plenty of fun activities like zombie pigman racing, creeper fireworks shows, and even a pet skeleton competition!

So if you’re ready to experience the creepiest and craziest moments in Minecraft, then join our server today. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind those mysterious whispers and glowing eyes. Just be sure to bring a friend or two, because you never know what kind of spooky shenanigans might be waiting for you around the corner!

AutoJailCraft

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	7043
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Buildings Constructed:	38
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Star Shards Collected:	171
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	32

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got self-driving pigs that will take u on a wild ride straight to prison if u got a warrant out for ur arrest! imagine cruising through the block in a pig-driven car, getting chased by the cops while trying to mine diamonds and build ur dream house. it’s like a real-life gta but in minecraft, fam. u never know when the pigs will turn on u and send u straight to the slammer, so u gotta stay on ur toes and watch ur back. join now for the thrill of a lifetime, and remember – pigs may be man’s best friend, but they can also be ur worst enemy on this server!

PancreaticCraft: DNA Methylation Cure

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	179
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Buildings Constructed:	22
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3892	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	129
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Zombie Dances:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have discovered the cure for pancreatic cancer! our scientists have unlocked the secrets of DNA methylation and are using it to fight off the spread of the disease in game.

with the worst survival rates in the real world, you can bet that our players are fighting tooth and nail to survive and thrive in our virtual world. join us and be a part of this groundbreaking research while building epic structures and battling monsters. who knew curing cancer could be so fun?

so what are you waiting for? hop on our server and let’s kick some cancer butt together!

Konohaven: Where adulting is just a fancy way of saying we play with virtual blocks and call it a community.

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	7406
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4037	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Dragons Tamed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Elemental Crystals Collected:	91
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Konohaven Season 3 Server Overview

Server Version	1.20.2 Fabric (updating to 1.21 soon)
Server Location	Eastern US (Virginia)
Difficulty	Hard
Disabled Features	Fire-Tick, Enderman Griefing, Phantoms
Gameplay	Mostly vanilla with some quality of life mods
Special Features	Live Map, Optional Simple Voice Chat mod
Economy	Diamond-based player-run shop economy

FAQ

How do I join the server?

To join the server, you must first join our Discord server and start the whitelist application process. Make sure to read the rules and requirements carefully before applying.

Is the resource pack mandatory to play on the server?

No, the resource pack is not required to download. It only contains custom items and hat models that can enhance your gameplay experience.

Are there any specific rules regarding shops?

This season there are minimal rules on shop themes or pricing of items. However, players are encouraged to keep the environment friendly. Staff will intervene if any price war becomes toxic.

Are there regular events and challenges on the server?

Yes, there are plenty of events and challenges with unique rewards such as custom hats and knockback sticks. Join us for karaoke, holiday-themed events, community build projects, and more!

CraftyCrafter Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	3122
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	83
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Enchantments Applied:	172	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little secret – on this server, we have a secret potion that turns you into a flying unicorn with laser eyes. Yeah, you heard that right. And guess what? Only the chosen ones can find it hidden deep within the enchanted forest.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary treasure chest that is said to be guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. Rumor has it that anyone who can out-dance the llamas will be rewarded with diamonds beyond their wildest dreams.

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground disco party that only happens on full moons? Yeah, it’s a wild time with glow-in-the-dark creepers and DJ skeletons spinning the hottest tracks.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane adventure where the only rule is to have a blast and never take life too seriously. Remember, on this server, with Jews, you lose…your mind with all the crazy fun!

ChudCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	1278
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Potions Brewed:	98	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Zombie Dances:	3

Are you tired of seeing people wearing those hideous glasses that make them look like they have a permanent case of resting dweeb face? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is a safe haven for those who have been scarred by the sight of pussy deflectors!

Join our server and leave those fashion disasters behind. We have a strict no-ugly-glasses policy, so you can game in style without having to worry about being blinded by bad fashion choices.

Forget about lasik or contact lenses, the real solution to your eyewear woes lies within our pixelated world. So come on in, leave those god-awful frames behind, and let’s game like the stylish legends we were always meant to be!

Mom’s Regret Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	8813
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Holy Grails Found:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Star Shards Collected:	102
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Alien Abductions:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy as your mom selling your valuable collectible for a fraction of its worth? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Our server is so insane, it’s like finding out your mom sold your rare item to some old guy for a measly $30 when it’s actually worth hundreds! But don’t worry, we won’t sell your stuff behind your back – unless, of course, it’s part of a hilarious prank.

Join us for a gaming experience that’s more unpredictable than your mom’s excuses for selling your prized possession. Who knows, you might even uncover some hidden treasures that’ll make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft servers.

So come on over and join the fun – just don’t let your mom near your in-game valuables!

SkincareGriefCraft

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	8089
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crops Grown:	7243	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Love Letters Sent:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama unfolds faster than a creeper explosion? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience the ultimate skincare showdown!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, a friend accidentally breaks your precious SK II Pitera Essence. The tension rises as you confront them about the cost, leading to a battle of epic proportions. Will they pay up or will you have to take matters into your own blocky hands?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this skincare saga. Join now for a chance to navigate through friendships, betrayals, and broken bottles of expensive skincare products. It’s a rollercoaster ride you won’t want to miss!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and get ready for a skincare showdown like no other. Who knew virtual skincare drama could be this entertaining?

CraftyAchieve Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	9703
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Join our Minecraft server and become the ultimate block-building champion! We have dragons that shoot rainbow fire, unicorns that poop diamonds, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers breakdance.

One player on our server once built a life-size replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks and sheer determination. They were crowned the King of Dirt and now rule over their own dirt kingdom with an iron shovel.

Join us and see how accomplishing the impossible in Minecraft can change your life in ways you never thought possible. Who knows, maybe you’ll become the next legend of our server and have your own ridiculous story to tell.

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	9615
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	75
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5484
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Potions Brewed:	192

Join our Minecraft server and receive life-changing advice from our wise and all-knowing virtual villagers! Need help with your love life? Our pixelated priests have got you covered. Want to know the meaning of life? Our blocky philosophers will blow your mind. Plus, rumor has it that our enchanted emerald blocks hold the secrets to unlocking unlimited diamonds in-game. So why wait? Join now and level up your Minecraft skills and your real-life wisdom at the same time!