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SlideCraft Minecraft Server

Activists, anti-circumcision, circumcision, circumcision rate, dryness, fear, fetish, Foreskin, Friends, friends’ experiences, life experience, Minecraft, net neutral, parents, Preference, religious reasons, sensitivity, Server, side effects, SlideCraft, statistical anomaly, teens, uncircumcised

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	6142
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	25	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Zombie Dances:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Are you tired of being the odd one out in a world full of circumcised friends? Do you long for the sweet sensation of being part of the snipped squad? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the place for you!

Join our server and experience the ultimate thrill of being surrounded by fellow circumcised comrades. Our community is filled with players who have undergone the snip and are living their best lives without foreskins.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so inclusive that even if you haven’t been circumcised, you can still join in on the fun. Who knows, maybe you’ll catch the circumcision fever and become a convert like so many others before you.

So come on down to our server and let the circumcision festivities begin. Your parents may be anti-circumcision activists, but we’re here to show you the light (or lack thereof, if you catch our drift). Join now and experience the joy of being part of the cut crew!

ImprobableCraft

bizarre happening, chance happening, extraordinary occurrence, fluke event, freak accident, improbable occurrence, ImprobableCraft, odd occurrence, One In A Million, random event, rare occurrence, statistical anomaly, statistically improbable, strange coincidence, unexpected situation, unlikely event, unlikely scenario, unusual circumstance, unusual incident, weird incident

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	5802
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7

Have you ever been mining for diamonds in Minecraft and suddenly found a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers? Well, that’s just a typical day on our server! Join us for a chance to experience the most random and hilarious events in the Minecraft universe. From riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes to building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of cake, there’s never a dull moment here. So come on over and see what statistically improbable thing will happen to you next!

CoinFlipFailsMC

chance, coin flip, CoinFlipFailsMC, gambling, game theory, long shot, LUCK, Mathematics, never win, Odds, Probability, probability theory, Random, rare event, slim chance, statistical anomaly, statistics, technically possible, Theoretical, uncertainty, unlikely

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	5862
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Animals Bred:	69

Join dis minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and madness! Our server is like a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers can dance! You never know what you’ll find around the corner, maybe a talking cow or a chicken riding a horse!

If you join our server, you might stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds or a secret portal to a dimension where everything is made of cheese! Plus, our server has the most epic mini-games like “Hot Potato” where you have to pass a flaming potato before it explodes in your face!

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to battle the legendary Ender Dragon while riding a giant chicken armed with a diamond sword! And if you’re lucky, you might even be crowned the ruler of the server and have all the players bow down to you as their supreme overlord!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, anything is possible in our world, even winning a coin flip every time!

ProteinPunchCraft

carbon footprint reduction, circular economy, Circular food system, climate change mitigation, environmental impact, European protein intake, food consumption patterns, food production, food security, food sustainability, food waste reduction, greenhouse gas emissions reduction, land use reduction, ProteinPunchCraft, resource efficiency, Sustainable Agriculture, Sustainable development, sustainable diets, sustainable farming practices, sustainable food systems, sustainable protein sources

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	2579
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Emeralds Found:	2053	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7

so, u know how u always hungry in minecraft? well dis server got u covered with our CIRCULAR FOOD SYSTEM. we got all da food u need to keep ur hunger bar full while also SAVING DA PLANET. our food system is so efficient, it reduces land use and greenhouse gas emissions like MAGIC. so join dis server and EAT ALL DA FOOD while also being an ENVIRONMENTAL WARRIOR. u won’t find dis kinda awesomeness anywhere else, trust me.

GlobalMining

Active, Economy, enyoing, everyone, Experience, Global, GlobalMining, KitPvP, Kjettinge, Meet, Minecraft, Noobwegian, Play, PvE, PvP, Server, Staff, Tag, Updated, Vanilla

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	8755
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Farms Harvested:	484
Elemental Crystals Collected:	26	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Welcome to GM! This is a server created by Kjettinge and Noobwegian. GM is a global server for everyone enyoing Minecraft. We hope you want to play with us on the server! People from all around the world joins GlobalMining, the server is updated regulary and the staff is active to give you the best experience!

We look forward to meet you! 😀

-GlobalMining staff-

162.19.20.156:2012

N-Bomb Minecraft Server Live

biden, controversial statements, death threats, debate chaos, family threats, heated exchange, Holy kino, inappropriate language, Live, live on air, live on stage, Minecraft, Moderators, N-bombs, NBomb, political drama, presidential debate, public broadcast, Punches, scandalous behavior, Server, shocking behavior, tense atmosphere, trump

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	8636
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Elemental Crystals Collected:	92	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride where N-bombs are dropped live on air, Biden is making death threats against Trump, and Trump is threatening Biden’s family. Our moderators have to step in to stop them from throwing punches live on stage! It’s like a reality show meets Minecraft – you won’t want to miss out on this crazy drama-filled server. Join now for a truly unforgettable experience!

CraftyStuck Minecraft Server

Andrew Hussie, artist, banned, co, Comic, CraftyStuck, discussion, fan game, Genesis Project, homestuck, Homestuck General, HSG, Link, long tail tags, Minecraft, Nyassets Edition, Server, Thread, Trash, webcomic, Xenopavilia, Years

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	516
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Emeralds Found:	3496
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Are you tired of getting banned for talking about Homestuck on other forums? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can discuss Homestuck to your heart’s content without any repercussions! Join us on this epic journey through the world of Homestuck, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky creepers).

Our server, lovingly dubbed “Nyassets Edition” (don’t ask us how we came up with that name, it’s a long and ridiculous story involving a talking llama and a magic potato), is the perfect place for fans of Homestuck to come together and nerd out over their favorite webcomic. We even have an exclusive fan game called “The Genesis Project” where you can immerse yourself in the world of Homestuck like never before.

So why should you join our Minecraft server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure guarded by a pack of deranged chickens wearing top hats. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that the ghost of Andrew Hussie himself haunts our server, offering cryptic advice and occasionally turning players into pumpkins.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our wacky, wild, and slightly unhinged Minecraft server for a Homestuck experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those pesky creepers – they have a tendency to explode when you least expect it.

SadDadGladLadMC

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	4303
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Love Letters Sent:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Crops Grown:	4806

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel all the emotions? Look no further than our server! Join now and experience a rollercoaster of emotions, from joy to rage to everything in between!

Our server is so emotionally charged, even the toughest players will shed a tear. Cry tears of joy as you build the most epic structures, or tears of frustration as you battle mobs in the darkest caves.

Join now and experience the ultimate emotional journey in Minecraft! Who needs therapy when you have our server to help you express all your feelings? Don’t be a cold asshole like the OP, come join us and let it all out!

PresidentialBrainVacancy

AMBITION, Brain, Campaign, Candidate, Challenges, Decision making, Democracy, election, Government, leadership, Legacy, Politics, power, president, PresidentialBrainVacancy, PRESSURE, public service, RESPONSIBILITY, sacrifice, scrutiny, united states

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	2820
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	750	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Dragon Scales Harvested:	235
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7
Divine Spears Created:	13	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

Tired of dealing with politics and world issues? Join our Minecraft server instead and become the ruler of your own pixelated kingdom! No need to worry about pesky elections or international diplomacy – just focus on building the biggest, baddest castle in all the land.

Our server is so epic that even the ghosts of past presidents have been spotted roaming the virtual plains, offering advice on how to rule with an iron fist (or a diamond pickaxe, whatever works). Plus, rumor has it that if you build a statue of yourself out of gold blocks, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So why bother with the stress of real-life leadership when you can rule over a blocky paradise filled with endless possibilities? Join our server today and start your journey to virtual greatness!

VitaminCraft: GastricGamerz

carbohydrate beverage, cesarean section, dietary intervention, gastric emptying, GastricGamerz, gastrointestinal function, health study, maternal care, maternal health, maternal outcomes, maternal well-being, Medical research, nutrition, obstetrics, Oral multi-vitamin, postoperative complications, Pregnancy, surgical procedure, urgent cesarean section, vitamin supplementation, VitaminCraft, vomiting

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	5198
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	417
Enchantments Applied:	70	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL YA, IT’S LIKE DRINKIN’ A ORAL MULTI-VITAMIN CARBONATED BEVERAGE! IT PROMOTES GASTRIC EMPTYING AND REDUCES VOMITING DURING URGENT CESAREAN SECTIONS!

YUP, YOU HEARD ME RIGHT! THIS SERVER WILL MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE YOU’RE HAVIN’ A BABY WITHOUT ALL THE PAIN! JOIN OUR CRAZY COMMUNITY WHERE WE BUILD WILDLY INAPPROPRIATE STRUCTURES AND FIGHT OFF ZOMBIES WITH OUR VITAMIN-POWERED STRENGTH!

SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US, BECAUSE WHO WOULDN’T WANT TO IMPROVE THEIR MATERNAL OUTCOMES IN A MINECRAFT SERVER, AMIRITE? LET’S GET CRAZY AND HAVE SOME FUN!

Fuzzy Factions

Anarchy, Cross-Play, editing, Factions, Fuzzy, Minecraft, Testing

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	5355
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	149	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

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fuzzy-smp.usga.me:21307

SoolarTime – Time For A Sunny Game! Minecraft server

Adventure, banner, Community, Creative, Fun, Game, GIF, Lazy, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, Play, Playtime, PvP, Server, Solar, SoolarTime, Sunny, Survival, Time

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	6244
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Animals Bred:	155	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Elemental Crystals Collected:	35	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Divine Spears Created:	27	Zombie Dances:	9
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Time for a Solar Game!

soolartime.minecraftjoin.xyz

VAllureCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

adult content, asmr, Azura Dulait, choc, discord server, FAQ, Friends, Icey Snowpaws, Immy Bisou, Joi, LIVESTREAMS, Mercy Modiste, Minecraft, relationships, schedules, Server, Shibi Cottonbum, Small Corpos, Stronny Cuttles, Ultimate, V&U, VAllure, VAllure Links, VAllureCraft, VOD Archive, Vtuber, Yume

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	6836
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than our server, where we have a whole bunch of Vtuber Corpos ready to entertain you! Meet Azura Dulait, the Fertility Goddess who can make your crops grow faster than bone meal. Or how about Icey Snowpaws, the Feral Polar Bear who can protect you from creepers with just a roar? And don’t forget about Immy Bisou, the Hex Maniac who can turn your enemies into harmless chickens.

But that’s not all – we also have Mercy Modiste, the Dorky Yandere who will protect you at all costs (even if it means sacrificing a few sheep). And let’s not forget Shibi Cottonbum, Your Ever-Demanding Mistress who will make sure you never run out of diamonds. Oh, and did we mention Stronny Cuttles, the Hypnotic Cuttlefish who can make your enemies dance like they’re at a rave?

Join our server now for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing). Just remember, all of our talents are in a relationship – with the server owner (that’s me). So come on in and join the fun – just don’t ask for a Discord server, because we’re too cool for that. See you in the game!