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  • Block and Load: Kid-Safe Server

    Block and Load: Kid-Safe Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing getting murdered is your boredom! we have more fun than a barrel of creepers at a block party! our server is so lit, it’s like a lava pool in the nether!

    we got more than 6,700 ways to off yourself in style with our suicide-themed challenges! jump off a cliff, drown in a lake, get blown up by a creeper – the possibilities are endless! but wait, there’s more! we also have over 10,200 murder mysteries for you to solve! who killed steve? was it herobrine? or maybe it was a sneaky enderman!

    join now and experience the thrill of child firearm deaths in a safe and virtual environment! who knew gun laws could be so much fun?! don’t miss out on all the action – join our server today and let the chaos begin!

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  • SurvivalCraft: No Trial, Just Fun!

    SurvivalCraft: No Trial, Just Fun!
    So, like, you know how some people think joining a cancer clinical trial will make them live longer? Well, turns out that’s a load of bull! On our server, you can join all the crazy trials you want and still live just as long as everyone else! Plus, we have special potions that make you invincible and can turn you into a unicorn. So, like, why wouldn’t you want to join? Come on, join us and live forever in Minecraft land!

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  • PenisSizeGunOwnerCraft

    PenisSizeGunOwnerCraft
    so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server, bro? lemme tell ya, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, man. we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the cha-cha.

    you know what else? we got a secret underground bunker where all the creepers hang out and plot their next attack. but don’t worry, we got a team of ninja chickens ready to take them down.

    oh, and get this, if you join our server, you automatically get a diamond sword that shoots lasers. yeah, you heard me right, LASER SWORDS.

    plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the enchanted forest, you’ll unlock the power to turn into a dragon and breathe fire on all your enemies.

    so what are you waiting for, dude? join our server now and become the ultimate minecraft warrior. trust me, you won’t regret it. oh, and studies show that men who are less dissatisfied with the size of their penises are more likely to own guns than other men. just sayin’.

    New Minecraft Server
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