oh, and get this, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests that have unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and, like, even enchanted golden apples. like, you can be the richest player on the server in, like, no time at all.
and, like, if you’re into building, we have this giant floating castle in the sky that you can live in. it’s, like, totally epic and has, like, a roller coaster that goes around the whole thing.
so, like, if you wanna have the most fun ever in Minecraft, you gotta join this server, like, right now. trust me, you won’t regret it.
we got more than 6,700 ways to off yourself in style with our suicide-themed challenges! jump off a cliff, drown in a lake, get blown up by a creeper – the possibilities are endless! but wait, there’s more! we also have over 10,200 murder mysteries for you to solve! who killed steve? was it herobrine? or maybe it was a sneaky enderman!
join now and experience the thrill of child firearm deaths in a safe and virtual environment! who knew gun laws could be so much fun?! don’t miss out on all the action – join our server today and let the chaos begin!
you know what else? we got a secret underground bunker where all the creepers hang out and plot their next attack. but don’t worry, we got a team of ninja chickens ready to take them down.
oh, and get this, if you join our server, you automatically get a diamond sword that shoots lasers. yeah, you heard me right, LASER SWORDS.
plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the enchanted forest, you’ll unlock the power to turn into a dragon and breathe fire on all your enemies.
so what are you waiting for, dude? join our server now and become the ultimate minecraft warrior. trust me, you won’t regret it. oh, and studies show that men who are less dissatisfied with the size of their penises are more likely to own guns than other men. just sayin’.
On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about cheating husbands, backstabbing friends, or awkward encounters. Plus, you won’t have to deal with any shady real estate transactions – unless you count trading diamonds for emeralds with our friendly villagers!
So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to all the drama in your life. Who needs real friends when you have a whole community of blocky buddies waiting to adventure with you? Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with real estate agents and competing offers.
we even use dat fancy mRNA tech to give u personalized treatments, just like GSK & Oxford do in real life with their £50M cancer vaccine initiative. so come on, join us and let’s fight cancer together in da virtual world! #BlockOutCancer #VaxxedAndStacked #MinecraftMedicine
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| Features |
|---|
| No resets |
| Hard difficulty, grab a bed from the boat |
| Sleep warp mod |
| Armor poser, mob and player heads, Mini-blocks |
| Fire spread is on |
| Free forever |
| Inclusive community |
| Weekly events hosted by staff or community |
| You Need to Be |
|---|
| 21+ |
| Oceanic or can play with high ping |
| Respectful to other players |
| Able to be part of a community and do your own thing |
If you join the Discord, please leave your Minecraft username in the new player channel so we can add you to the whitelist.
A: Unfortunately, the server is only open to players who are 21 years or older.
A: Yes, the server has various mods and plugins such as sleep warp, armor poser, and more.
A: Yes, the server is free to play on and will remain free forever.
A: Weekly events are hosted by staff or the community for all players to enjoy.
Join us and escape the awkward wedding invites and family pressures. Build your dream wedding venue in Minecraft and invite whoever you want – even if they’re loud and opinionated! Plus, if your brother threatens to skip the wedding, just build him a virtual one in our server and problem solved!
Don’t let family drama ruin your special day – join our Minecraft server and create your own drama-free paradise!
Join us and experience the thrill of building your own fortress to protect yourself from the evil Quebecians who are hell-bent on ruining your sports-watching experience. And if that’s not enough, we have a special mini-game where you can throw snowballs at Justin Trudeau’s face for bonus points.
So come on down to our server and let’s show Quebec who’s boss! Who needs electricity when you have unicorn farts and snowball fights, am I right?
