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TweetCraft Minecraft Server

administration, Communication, controversy, criticism, Decision making, Department of Government Efficiency, efficiency, executive branch, Government, Incompetence, leadership, Management, Minecraft, Politics, public opinion, Server, social media, social-networking, strategy, Technology, trump, TweetCraft, twitter

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	2381
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Towns Built:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	221	Secret Passages Found:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or chaos? Well, look no further because our server is run by the same guy who ran Twitter into the ground! That’s right, he’s now leading the Department of Government Efficiency in our Minecraft world. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans he’ll bring to the table? Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Plus, rumor has it that he’s secretly a Minecraft pro who can build a castle with his eyes closed. Don’t miss out on the madness – join our server now!

Minecraft SMP – Chief xisters NFL Edition

AMBITION, aspirations, chief, chiefs, dreams, Edition, envy, fanatics, FANTASY, football, GOD, kansas city, longing, Minecraft, NFL, NFL fans, smp, sports, sports enthusiasts, ultimate goal, wish, Wishful thinking, xisters

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	2690
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Potions Brewed:	135
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a cave filled with creepers!

Join our SMP if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of wild wolves while trying to build your dream castle. And don’t worry, our admin team is always ready to spice things up by randomly spawning in a herd of angry llamas to keep you on your toes.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base filled with diamonds guarded by a group of evil chickens plotting to take over the server. Will you be the hero to stop them or will you join their feathered army?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the craziest adventure of your virtual life!

5I8K ➡1.18.2-1.20.6⬅ ⚠Anarchy⚠ 🗡PVP🗡🎮Events🎮 Minecraft server

1.18.2, 1.20.6, 5I8K, Anarchy, Events, Minecraft, PvP

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	2611
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

Do you want calm anarchy with a private wooden hatchet?

then come to us!

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IP:5i8k.gomc.fun

5i8k.gomc.fun

Blocky Bagel Minecraft Server

4koma, alabaster calling card, Aris, Bagel, Banners, blocky, blue archive, Bounties, Circles, clubs, Commissions, Essence of Beauty, Events, Friends, goz, guides, Hards, Hieronymus, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mansion Masquerade, midori, Minecraft, momoi, Normals, PVs, Resources, Scrimmages, Server, shorts, Side Content, Special Armor, The Fury of Set, Toki, Total Assault, yuzu

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	1394
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Towns Built:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old content? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane events and crazy banners that will make your head spin.

Ever wanted to battle Hieronymus in an urban setting with insane torment and red damage? Or how about taking on the fury of Set in a field with light armor? Our server has it all, including 2x bounties, hards, lessons, scrimmages, normals, and commissions!

But wait, that’s not all! On our global server, you can participate in the Alabaster Calling Card event where you can experience the Mansion Masquerade and the Essence of Beauty. And don’t forget about battling Goz indoors with insane torment and red damage!

So why wait? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even encounter a bunny maid or a dress limited rerun character along the way. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

Speedy Minecraft SMP Player

financial news, Investment, market analysis, market bubble, market correction, market crash, market fluctuations, market panic, market rally, market sell off, market speculation, market trends, market volatility, Minecraft, player, price increase, price surge, rapid growth, REDACTED, smp, Speedy, stock market, stock prices, Trading

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	7200
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6192
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	492
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – every time you mine a diamond on our server, the price of Bitcoin increases by 50 cents! That’s right, you could be a millionaire just by playing Minecraft!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who is rumored to be a pro at doing the Macarena. Join our SMP and you might just catch him busting a move in the End dimension!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground base filled with unlimited stacks of enchanted golden apples and a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether. So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and watch the whole market dump… with excitement!

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

acceptance, banter, blocky, emotional, empowerment, Expectations, gender, gender dysphoria, Gender norms, gender reassignment, Identity, ITT, LGBTQ, Minecraft, personal journey, Self Discovery, Server, should have been a girl, society, Support, transformation, Transgender, transitioning, Understanding

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	9630
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Votes:	4180
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Emeralds Found:	8517

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and buildings? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking sheep who will guide you on your epic quest to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny. But watch out for the evil Creepers who are plotting to steal it for themselves!

Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself wants to join, but we had to tell him sorry, no room for ghostly griefer legends here! Plus, we have a secret underground disco party every Friday night where the Endermen show off their sick dance moves.

So why should you join our server? Because if Minecraft servers could talk, ours would say “I should have been a girl” because it’s just that fabulous!

Task Sisters Minecraft SMP

collaboration, Minecraft, organization, productivity, project management, sisters, smp, task, Task accountability, Task assignment, Task communication, task completion, Task coordination, Task deadline tracking, task delegation, Task efficiency, task management, task prioritization, Task progress tracking, Task scheduling, task tracking, Tasksisters, teamwork, Time management

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	3786
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Endless Night Skies:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience – Tasksisters! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our spawn point is a giant chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Don’t ask how, just accept it.

2. The admins are actually a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank players by turning their houses into giant cakes. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that madness?

3. We have a secret underground city where players can participate in epic PvP battles while riding on flying pigs. It’s like a mix between Mad Max and Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory.

4. Every full moon, the entire server transforms into different mobs, leading to hilarious and chaotic interactions. Imagine trying to build a house while being chased by a group of zombie villagers who just want to trade with you.

5. The currency on this server is not diamonds or emeralds, but instead, players trade in rare and exotic pets. Want a dragon to guard your base? Just trade a couple of llamas and a parrot.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing non-stop, come join Tasksisters today! Just be prepared for the unexpected and embrace the madness.

Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

Bigotry, civil rights, controversial, Cultural differences, discrimination, Diversity, equality, Hate Speech, ignorance, injustice, Interracial Relationships, Media influence, Minecraft, offensive language, Paradise, PIXEL, prejudice, racism, Server, Social Issues, societal norms, Stereotypes, taboo

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	6371
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where the craziest things happen! Join us if you want to see pretty girls getting chased by zombie pigmen or getting into epic battles with creepers. Our server is so unpredictable, you never know what kind of insane shenanigans you’ll encounter next. So come on in and join the fun – just be prepared for the unexpected!

Animal Girl Overload Minecraft SMP

animal, animal ears, animal girl, animal tail, Anime, anthropomorphism, art, character design, COSPLAY, creativity, cute, Excessive, Fandom, FANTASY, Furry, girl, Hybrid, imagination, Kawaii, Kemonomimi, Manga, Minecraft, OVERLOAD, Roleplay, smp

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	778
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Farms Harvested:	974
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Divine Spears Created:	13	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old houses and mines for diamonds all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is so wild, we have actual animal girls running around causing chaos. And let me tell you, there is no such thing as “too much” animal girl on this server. From cat girls to dog girls to even chicken girls, you never know what kind of crazy creature you’ll run into next.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken so rare and majestic that it lays diamond eggs. Yes, you heard that right. Diamond. Eggs. And if you manage to find and tame the Diamond Chicken, you’ll be the envy of all your friends.

So why wait? Join our server today for a wild and wacky adventure like no other. Just be prepared for the chaos that comes with living in a world full of animal girls and diamond-laying chickens. It’s a crazy ride, but trust us, you won’t want to get off.

CraftyThreads – Minecraft Server

Chiesa, CraftyThreads, cristianesimo, edizione francescana, Filo, francescana, francescane, francescanesimo, francescani, francescano, francesco d’assisi, frati minori, il filo, ITA, Italiano, italiano religioso, Meditazione, Minecraft, preghiera, religione, Server, spiritualità, vita francescana

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	7775
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of Franciscan monks who have taken a vow of Minecraft mastery. They spend their days praying to the Minecraft gods for good loot drops and abundant diamonds.

2. The server spawn is a replica of the Vatican City, complete with a pixelated Pope giving blessings to all new players who join.

3. Our PvP arena is located on the moon, because why fight on Earth when you can battle it out in low gravity?

4. We have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare treasures guarded by a dragon named Sir Squishy. Defeat him and claim the loot for yourself!

5. Every Sunday, we host a massive Minecraft mass where players can repent for their blocky sins and receive enchanted items as penance.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself!