Staticcraft MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers 2025

StaticCraft: Where TV Static Comes to Life!

media saturation, television experience, screen culture, Digital World, technological advancements

lol imagine living in a world where all you see is static on your tv screen. that’s basically what this server is like, but in a good way! come join us and experience the thrill of navigating through a world filled with pixelated chaos and confusion.

why join? well, for starters, we have a secret underground lair filled with dancing chickens and disco balls. you won’t find that on any other server, that’s for sure.

oh, and did we mention the giant pink flamingos that roam the land, shooting rainbows out of their beaks? yeah, that’s a thing here.

plus, we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano. because why not?

so if you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers, come join us and experience the madness. who needs reality when you can have simulated television static?

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StaticCraft: PollenPullers

electric charge, Flowers, Science, entomology, static electricity

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, fam! Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya a lil sumthin’ sumthin’. So, like, did you know that butterflies and moths be like little electric magnets in the sky? They collect so much static electricity while they fly around that they can actually pull pollen grains from flowers across big ol’ gaps in the air! Ain’t that some wild shiz? So, if you wanna be part of a server that’s as electrifying as a butterfly’s wings, then come on and join us! We got all the crazy adventures and epic builds you could ever dream of. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even learn how to harness the power of static electricity to rule the Minecraft world! So what are you waitin’ for? Get your booty in here and let’s get this party started!

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ConquestLand SMP

Upgradeable spawners, Ranks, 1.18, ConquestLand SMP, MCMMO

ConquestLand is a 1.18-1.21 JAVA & BEDROCK (Port: 25565) SMP server currently on season 2. We have custom items, an economy, auction house, kits, land claiming, ranks, upgradeable hoppers, coin-flips, MCMMO king of the hill events, upgradeable spawners, interactive chat games, pinata/vote parties, PVE dragon events, and so much more! So come and join our community and have fun! The IP Address is ConquestLand.net! And discord.gg/qHJQQQs6mw

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Robo’s Totally Normal Minecraft Server: No Robots Allowed! – Vanilla 1.21 Fun!

HACKING, ONLINE, Safe, crossplay, normal

Robo’s World Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type Semi-vanilla SMP

Map Reset Never

Allowed Platforms Java and Bedrock

Rules No stealing, griefing, hacking

FAQ

Can I join the server?

Yes, you can apply by joining our Discord server.

Is the server whitelisted?

Yes, the server is whitelisted to ensure a safe and friendly community.

What is the gameplay like on the server?

The gameplay is 100% survival mode, similar to the Hermitcraft SMP. We encourage creativity and collaboration among players.

Can I play on both Java and Bedrock?

Yes, crossplay is enabled on the server, allowing players from both platforms to join.

Will the map ever reset?

No, the map will never reset, ensuring that your creations are safe and can be enjoyed for a long time.

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ElfNoDiet Minecraft Server

light novel adaptation, weight loss, self love, Parody, Minecraft

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have Ogres as the prime wife material! That’s right, forget about villagers or even Endermen, Ogres are where it’s at. They’ll cook you a delicious dinner, give you piggyback rides, and even protect you from creepers with their ogre strength.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing or a skeleton doing the robot.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a magical unicorn stable where you can ride rainbow-colored unicorns through fields of cotton candy. Who needs a boring old horse when you can ride a majestic unicorn?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life!

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HulkCraft: The Legit American Folk Hero Minecraft Server

wrestling icon, Server, Buffalo Bill Cody, legendary deeds, paul bunyan

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can become a legendary figure just like Daniel Boone, Paul Bunyan, and Davey Crockett! Join us and embark on epic adventures filled with mythical creatures, hidden treasures, and wild west showdowns.

Imagine riding into battle on the back of a giant blue ox like Paul Bunyan, or outsmarting your enemies with your sharpshooting skills like Annie Oakley. You can even don a mask and become the mysterious Lone Ranger, fighting for justice in the untamed wilderness of our server.

But beware, for danger lurks around every corner. From ferocious beasts to rival outlaws, you’ll need all your wits and skills to survive in this unforgiving world. So saddle up, partner, and join us on the wildest Minecraft server in the land!

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FiancéCraft Minecraft Server

Boundaries, sibling relationships, Support, loyalty, Minecraft

Looking for a Minecraft server where family drama doesn’t exist? Look no further than our server, where you won’t have to worry about your sister-in-law causing panic attacks over a simple text conversation!

Join us and escape the chaos of real life, where you can focus on building epic structures and exploring vast landscapes. Plus, on our server, you won’t be pressured to apologize for things you didn’t even do – unless you grief someone’s house, then maybe apologize.

So come on over to our server and leave the family drama behind. Build, mine, and craft your way to victory without the stress of dealing with overbearing relatives. And remember, on our server, the only panic attacks you’ll have are from creepers sneaking up on you!

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CakeWarsMomDrama

CakeWarsMomDrama, expensive chocolates, Drama, dessert, superstition

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your mom’s superstitions about your boyfriend? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience the most insane adventures in the blocky world.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have cake slices from a nearby bakery that won’t make you choke (unless you’re like OP’s mom, who blames everything on her daughter’s boyfriend). And don’t worry, our desserts won’t break your teeth like toffee allegedly did to OP’s mom.

But that’s not all! We also offer sushi dinners that won’t give you a “bad feeling” about the server. And if you’re lucky, you might even receive expensive chocolates for your birthday without fearing for your life (unlike OP’s mom).

So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s crazier than OP’s mom’s superstitions about her daughter’s boyfriend. And remember, if you’re looking for drama, we’ve got plenty of it – just like OP’s mom inviting her daughter’s boyfriend for dinner and then starting drama when he doesn’t show up. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now!

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AwkwardBoner Minecraft Server

unexpected arousal, public embarrassment, sexual health, Minecraft, funny stories

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Look no further, because on our server, we guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment – just like that time Steve accidentally built a statue of himself with a massive boner that could be seen from space! Join us for epic adventures, hilarious mishaps, and the most outrageous erections you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t be able to contain your laughter – or your excitement!

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WalmartWarrior92

unexpected encounters, local hangout, social interactions, shopping, Walmart

Are you tired of running into weirdos at Walmart? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you’ll only run into cool and hilarious players who will make your gaming experience unforgettable!

Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about bumping into that creepy guy who follows you around the store or that lady who tries to sell you essential oils in the parking lot. Instead, you’ll meet players who will build you a virtual Walmart where everything is free and the only thing you have to worry about is not getting lost in the aisles of pixelated products.

So come on, join our server and say goodbye to real-life Walmart encounters and hello to a world where the only weirdos are the ones who build giant statues of themselves out of blocks!

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Server Type	Semi-vanilla SMP
Map Reset	Never
Allowed Platforms	Java and Bedrock
Rules	No stealing, griefing, hacking

Staticcraft

Robo’s World Minecraft Server Overview

FAQ

Can I join the server?

Is the server whitelisted?

What is the gameplay like on the server?

Can I play on both Java and Bedrock?

Will the map ever reset?