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AI SurveillanceCraft

ai, Artificial Intelligence, Behavior, big brother, billionaire, Citizens, control, data, Ethics, Future, government surveillance, Larry Ellison, Monitoring, privacy, privacy concerns, SECURITY, society, surveillance system, SurveillanceCraft, Technology

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	3370
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	180	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Love Letters Sent:	11	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a billionaire named Larry Ellison who watches over us with his AI surveillance system! he makes sure everyone is on their best behavior so you better not grief or else he will come for you with his army of robot minions! but don’t worry, we also have a secret underground base where we throw wild parties and prank each other with TNT traps! join now for a chance to be part of the craziest minecraft community ever! Larry Ellison is waiting for you to join his virtual utopia!

Farting & Laughing: The Minecraft Server

A Quiet Place, danger, emily blunt, family, FARTING, fear, gender ratio, horror movie, john krasinski, LAUGHING, Men, Minecraft, Monsters, post-apocalyptic, Server, SILENT, Sound, Survival, survival skills, Suspense, Tension, Thriller

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	3960
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	447
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Buildings Constructed:	28	Void Armor Forged:	28
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	474	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

come join our minecraft server where the gender ratio is off the charts! we have so many men getting picked off for farting and laughing, it’s a real party up in here! you won’t find a more hilarious and chaotic server anywhere else. join us for a good time and lots of laughs, just watch out for those deadly farts!

ALPINA Geopol

ad astra, Admin Shop hubs, ALPINA, annex more territory, Cannons, chunk claiming/protection, custom-built, efficient modpack, Engineering, Geopol, Immersive Airplanes, Modded, more/Immersive Engineering, period-accurate weaponry, Player Run Economy, simple voice chat, TCAZ mod, Trains

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	8793
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Runes Activated:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13

Welcome to Alpina Geopol Season 1 – Cold War Space Race set in 1958

FRESH 1 WEEK OLD SEASON!

We are a heavily modded geopolitical server with balanced, intentional design and gameplay experiences for every kind of player. We run a 1:1000 scale of a real Earth map – come write your name in our server’s history books!

Playing on Alpina revolves around core goals and interacting with core gameplay mods:

Features	Description
Custom Modpack	Chock-full of exciting mods including Create Mod, trains, cannons, and more/Immersive Engineering
Nations	Join a nation or start your own before joining
Space Race	Be the first nation to get to the moon and beyond with Ad Astra
Warfare	Wage war with period-accurate weaponry and technology from the TCAZ mod
Land Expansion	Expand your land by building in your nation to annex more territory
Trade and Economy	Trade materials, weapons, and energy with other players
Voice Chat	Simple voice chat and chunk claiming/protection for cooperation and land protection

Server IP: Alpina.mc-mods.xyz

Join our Discord Server for more information on mods and our world! We hope to see you soon!

https://discord.gg/H3grjRrqVn

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join a nation?	You can join a nation by checking our claim map channel and making a ticket.
Can I start my own nation?	Yes, you can start your own nation before joining.
How do I participate in the Space Race?	You can participate in the Space Race by being the first nation to get to the moon and beyond with Ad Astra.
Is there a player-run economy?	Yes, there is a player-run economy supplemented by our Admin Shop hubs.

MysticCraft Land 1.21

anti-semitism, belgians, Bigotry, Blaming, Boring, conspiracy theories, discrimination, Everything.., Hate Speech, hateful rhetoric, Historical revisionism, ignorance, intolerance, Jews, Land, MysticCraft, new, prejudice, racism, scapegoating, Stereotypes, Xenophobia

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	1795
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP. Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s because we blame everything on the Belgians! Yeah, forget about those boring old “jews,” we’re all about pointing fingers at the Belgians now. Trust me, it’s a wild ride full of crazy conspiracies and hilarious accusations. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s blame everything on the Belgians together!

StepMomsGamingMCServer

#youtube, Apology, BBC kids channel, Boundaries, Communication, Disney, English teacher, Etiquette, games, installation, kids behavior, LOL game, Manners, Minecraft, Netflix, Parental Responsibility, roblox, slide game, step mother, StepMomsGamingMCServer, tablet

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	6273
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	59
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Towns Built:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	58

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of having your tablet invaded by a little sis and her friend! But fear not, for on our server, we have a strict no tablet-stealing policy.

Join us for epic adventures and build your own virtual world to escape the chaos of siblings and their friends. Our server is a safe haven for all Minecraft enthusiasts who have had their devices hijacked by tiny tyrants.

So come on over and let off some steam by crafting, mining, and exploring in a world where no one can steal your tablet or install games without permission. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find some virtual revenge by building a fortress to keep out unwanted intruders!

Join us now and let’s show those pesky kids that Minecraft is sacred territory that must be respected at all costs!

YogaCraze30minsLate

AITAH, Argument, Assumptions, baby, coffee, Communication, DAUGHTER, Expectations, free class, Girlfriend, misunderstanding, morning walk, overreacting, Public, stress, Stroll, Support, Time management, yoga, yoga certifications, YogaCraze30minsLate

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	2713
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
New Chunks Explored:	221372	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes like my girlfriend on the day of her yoga certification class? Look no further! Our server is as unpredictable as her last-minute freak out!

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions just like the car ride to the yoga studio. Will you be crying tears of joy from the fun or tears of frustration from the challenges? Who knows!

Just like my confusion about the timing of the yoga class, you’ll be scratching your head trying to figure out the next move in the game. Will you be early or late to the next big event? Only time will tell!

So come join us on our server where assumptions are key, just like assuming you know what your girlfriend needs without her telling you. It’s a wild ride, just like trying to navigate through her emotional rollercoaster!

Don’t miss out on the drama and excitement, join our server now and experience the chaos for yourself! Who needs yoga when you can stretch your limits in our Minecraft world?

RedditHaterMC SMP

Anonymity, controversial opinions, cyberbullying, DISLIKES, downvoting, echo chambers, hate, hive mind, internet culture, keyboard warriors, Negativity, Online Community, online forums, online hate, reddit, reddit culture, RedditHaterMC, smp, social media, toxic behavior, Trolls

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	7816
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	253
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Buildings Constructed:	20
Endless Night Skies:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the most epic server ever! We have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks. And get this, every time you mine a block, a magical unicorn appears and grants you three wishes! It’s like a dream come true, but in blocky pixel form. Plus, we have a giant chicken that lays golden eggs and a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT. So if you hate boring old Reddit, come join us and experience the insanity for yourself!

Blocky Bedrock Bonanza

bedrock, bedroom tips, best sex position, best sex tips, blocky, bonanza, Intimacy, love making, passionate sex, physical connection, relationship tips, romantic positions, sex advice, sexual compatibility, sexual exploration, sexual fulfillment, sexual health, sexual pleasure, sexual positions, sexual satisfaction, sexual techniques, sexual wellness

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	5309
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crops Grown:	5962	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Meteorites Collected:	3
Alien Abductions:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are about as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like the Kama Sutra of Minecraft servers! We’ve got more positions than you can shake a diamond pickaxe at, and we guarantee you’ll never be bored again. Join us for a wild ride that will have you saying “What is the best sex position? Oh, it’s definitely on this server!”

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

Amazon, business relationship, Canada, Canadian economy, CBC News, Competition, consumer protection, CraftyCanuck, digital marketplace, e commerce, economic impact, Government, investigation, labor rights, Minecraft, online shopping, Quebec closures, regulatory compliance, Retail, review, Server, supply chain, trade agreements

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	7147
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	460	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	New Chunks Explored:	115848
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Towns Built:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

so like, this server is like the coolest place to be, you gotta join cuz we have like, unicorns and flying pigs and stuff. also, did i mention we have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access? yea, it’s pretty epic. oh, and rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds somewhere in the world. but shh, it’s a secret. join now before the aliens invade and take over the server. trust me, you don’t want to miss out on all the craziness that goes down here.

CraftyRegimeChangeUK

controversy, CraftyRegimeChangeUK, criticism, Diplomacy, foreign policy, global affairs, Government, hate figure, international relations, leadership, opposition, Politics, power struggle, regime change, Starmer, trudeau, Trump administration, uk, United Kingdom, united states, world news

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	5730
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Buildings Constructed:	48
Dimension Hops:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Magic Items Found:	2986
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Divine Spears Created:	20
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Unicorn Sightings:	0

so like, u know how u always wanted to be part of a crazy world where trump is tryna take over the UK and starmer is like the new bad guy? well guess what, our minecraft server is just like that but with more explosions and flying pigs. join us if u wanna be part of the epic battle to save the UK from trump’s evil plans. build ur own fortress, ride on dragons, and become the hero that the world needs. don’t miss out on this wild adventure, join now and let’s show trump who’s boss in this crazy minecraft world!