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  • CraftyPutinMC: Zelensky’s Antisemite Rant LOLZ

    CraftyPutinMC: Zelensky’s Antisemite Rant LOLZ

    New Minecraft Servers

    ๐Ÿคฃ๐ŸŽฎ Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Join our server and you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget about all the drama in the real world! ๐Ÿคฃ๐ŸŽฎ

    ๐Ÿ”ฅ Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, Putin and Hitler decided to team up and take over the Minecraft world. But guess what? Our players defeated them with nothing but wooden swords and rotten flesh! That’s right, we’re THAT epic! ๐Ÿ”ฅ

    ๐ŸŒŸ And if you think that’s crazy, just wait until you see our custom Zelensky skin. Rumor has it, if you wear it while playing, you’ll have the power to summon llamas that spit out diamonds! ๐Ÿฆ™๐Ÿ’Ž

    ๐Ÿ’ฐ But that’s not all! Join now and you’ll also get access to our exclusive Ukraine President faction, where you can build your own presidential palace out of obsidian blocks and rule over your fellow players with an iron fist (or a diamond pickaxe, whichever you prefer). ๐Ÿ’ฐ

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the lolz begin! Just remember, when in doubt, always blame it on the Putin! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐ŸŽฎ

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BitsCraft Minecraft

    BitsCraft Minecraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Bits Minecraft

    Welcome to Bits! Join our small, cozy, almost-vanilla Minecraft server with a lively, friendly Discord gang. Since 2017, we’ve had lots of seasons and now we’re hyped for season 9 on Minecraft 1.21! At Bits, we cherish pals, creativity, and teamwork. Whether you’re a pro builder, a brave explorer, or a redstone pro, you’ll feel right at home here.

    Our aim is to build a tight-knit crew of buddies who love gaming together. Our busy vanilla survival and creative servers are packed with players who like to team up, assist each other, and make awesome stuff like attractions, shops, and builds.

    We keep it real with the vanilla vibe, only using a few handy plugins that make gameplay smoother, encourage community bonding, and keep things lag-free. Enjoy cool stuff like voice chat, fun challenges, and more!

    Apply to join our whitelist here: Whitelist Application

    play.bits.team

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • PizzaSMP – Slice & Survive

    PizzaSMP – Slice & Survive

    New Minecraft Servers

    PizzaSMP

    Looking for the best survival PvP fun? Pizza SMP is where you wanna be! They’ve got a server with smooth PvP like fresh cheese and gameplay without any lag. Whether you’re a PvP pro or just love surviving, there’s something for everyone!

    Features:

      • Anti-Cheat & Anti-Xray: Play fair or get rekt!
      • Griefing Allowed: Smash your enemies’ bases and take their stuff.
      • Smooth PvP: Fight like never beforeโ€”no lag, just action.
      • Bounties & Coinflip: Put a price on heads or gamble it all.
      • Exciting Events: Battle for glory in KOTH and more.
      • Tougher Dragon Fights: Ender Dragon is a real challenge now.
      • Custom Items & Bosses: Get cool gear and face tough bosses.
      • Economy: Buy, sell, and trade your way to the top.
      • Auction House: Bid on rare items or sell your loot.
      • Trade System: Trade safely with other players for sweet deals.

    Pizza SMP โ€“ Slice your way to Victory!

    mcs.pizzasmp.fun

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • PoppinCraft Adventure

    PoppinCraft Adventure

    New Minecraft Servers

    PoppinCraft

    Yo, check out PoppinCraft! It’s a new survival server with a super friendly crew and a chill vibe. They got all kinds of cool stuff to check out like backpacks, lootcrates, and more. Sounds like a good time, right?

    51.81.24.39

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • AchillesMC Skyblock – Play Now!

    AchillesMC Skyblock – Play Now!

    New Minecraft Servers

    AchillesMC Skyblock Server

    Welcome to AchillesMC Skyblock!

    IP: play.achillesmc.net

    Build your own island, complete quests, and make friends. Vote for us and help AchillesMC become the best SkyBlock server!

    play.achillesmc.net

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP