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CraftyPutinMC: Zelensky’s Antisemite Rant LOLZ

accusations, anti-semitism, ANTISEMITE, comparison, Conflict, controversy, CraftyPutinMC, Diplomacy, Europe, extremism, Government, History, hitler, international relations, lolz, Politics, president, putin, rant, Statements, Ukraine, world leaders, Zelensky, ZELENSKYS

🤣🎮 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Join our server and you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget about all the drama in the real world! 🤣🎮

🔥 Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, Putin and Hitler decided to team up and take over the Minecraft world. But guess what? Our players defeated them with nothing but wooden swords and rotten flesh! That’s right, we’re THAT epic! 🔥

🌟 And if you think that’s crazy, just wait until you see our custom Zelensky skin. Rumor has it, if you wear it while playing, you’ll have the power to summon llamas that spit out diamonds! 🦙💎

💰 But that’s not all! Join now and you’ll also get access to our exclusive Ukraine President faction, where you can build your own presidential palace out of obsidian blocks and rule over your fellow players with an iron fist (or a diamond pickaxe, whichever you prefer). 💰

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the lolz begin! Just remember, when in doubt, always blame it on the Putin! 😂🎮

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Just Vanilla

Adventuring, building, collaboration, Community, Dedicated, Discord, Engineering, Exploring, Farming, Fresh, Fun, multiplayer, new world, Plugins, Pure Survival, quality-of-life tweaks, Redstone, Semi Vanilla, Server, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Server Overview

Description	We just launched a brand-new SMP (Survival Multiplayer) world, looking for dedicated players to join us.
Focus	Friendly and active survival experience for collaboration, building, exploring, and fun.
Plugins	Semi-vanilla with minimal gameplay-changing plugins for a pure survival experience.

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by connecting to the IP address provided in the Discord server.
Is there a whitelist for the server?	Yes, there is a whitelist to ensure dedicated players join the community.
Are griefing and cheating allowed?	No, griefing and cheating are strictly prohibited on the server.
Can I suggest new plugins or features for the server?	Yes, players are welcome to suggest new plugins or features in the Discord server.

Moids Bed Shooting Up 1.20.4

1.20.4, addiction, Bed.., criminal activity, dangerous behavior, drug abuse, drug addiction, drug culture, drug dependency, drug habit, drug overdose, drug problem, drug use, harmful behavior, illegal activity, injecting drugs, intravenous drug use, Moids, moids bed, risky behavior, Shooting, substance abuse, substance misuse

Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! It’s like, the craziest place ever! Imagine shooting up on moid’s bed, but in Minecraft form!

We got beds for days, man. And not just any beds, we’re talking moid’s beds. You won’t find that anywhere else, I swear.

Plus, the PvP action is off the charts. You’ll be blasting creepers and zombies left and right, just like you’re shooting up on moid’s bed.

So come on, join us and experience the ultimate high of Minecraft madness. Don’t miss out, bro!

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BabyBlockParty

Apology, BabyBlockParty, blind sided, deep depression, Emotional support, feeling sick, fertility doctors, fertility journey, friend betrayal, hurt feelings, insensitivity, lack of empathy, lack of reaction, miscarriages, navigating new life, pregnancy announcement, recording announcement, special moment, true friends, upset feelings

🌟🌈🚀Join our Minecraft server for the most EPIC and DRAMATIC gameplay you’ve ever experienced! 🌈🚀🌟

👶🏼💔😭Are you tired of the same old boring servers? Well, come join us and leave all your troubles behind! We’ve got more twists and turns than a soap opera, guaranteed to keep you on the edge of your blocky seat! 👶🏼💔😭

👯‍♀️🍝📹Join us and experience the ultimate betrayal like never before! Our players will record your reactions to their big news, leaving you feeling sick to your virtual stomach! Who needs enemies when you have friends like these, am I right? 👯‍♀️🍝📹

👶🏼🤰🏻🚫But wait, there’s more! Get ready for the most heart-wrenching moments as you navigate through the highs and lows of fertility struggles with your in-game friends! Will they support you or leave you in the virtual dust? Only one way to find out! 👶🏼🤰🏻🚫

🎉🎮💥So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a rollercoaster of emotions, drama, and unexpected surprises! It’s like a soap opera, but blockier and with more creepers! 🎉🎮💥

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CraftyCoupleMinecraftSMP

Affection, Bonding, Communication, Connection, CraftyCoupleMinecraftSMP, Cuddling, Deep Conversations, emotional intimacy, holding hands, Intimacy, intimacy in a relationship, intimacy without sex, Kissing, love, non-sexual intimacy, physical touch, quality time, relationship, romance, shared interests, Trust

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like, the craziest place ever, man. We got llamas riding pigs, villagers doing the cha-cha slide, and creepers throwing surprise parties. It’s wild, bro.

But the best part is the community, man. We all bond over our love for building giant statues of potatoes and having llama races. It’s like a big dysfunctional family, but in a good way, you know?

And let me tell you, the drama is off the charts. One time, Steve stole all of Alex’s diamonds and tried to blame it on a zombie. It was like a soap opera, bro.

So if you’re looking for a place to chill, build some epic stuff, and maybe get involved in some llama drama, you gotta join this server, man. It’s a total blast. Plus, we have free virtual cookies. Who can say no to that?

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BlockBusterCraft

Acting, award, best line, BlockBusterCraft, Cinematic, classic, comedy, dialogue, Drama, emotional, famous line, film, Hollywood glamour, hollywood movie, iconic, Impactful, memorable, movie quote, oscar, Performance, screenplay

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes they found a diamond block that granted them three wishes. Their first wish was for unlimited diamonds, their second wish was for a pet dragon, and their third wish was for a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. And guess what? All their wishes came true! So if you want to live out your wildest dreams and maybe even become the next Minecraft millionaire, join our server now! Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself plays on our server in disguise, so you never know who you might run into. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us today!

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BlockHouse Minecraft Server

aid, Assistance, Blockade, blockhouse, Conflict, controversy, decision, diplomatic relations, embargo, foreign policy, gaza, Government, humanitarian crisis, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, palestine, Politics, Server, Support, united states, White House

so, like, u should totally join this amazin’ minecraft server cuz the white house is like, totally behind it, man. they’re all like, “yeah, israel, u do u, block that aid to gaza, we got ur back.” so, if u wanna be on the side of the white house and israel, come join us on this epic server where we build giant walls and block off all the aid. it’s gonna be lit, bro. come join the fun!

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NATOcraft: Zelensky’s Mission

Alliance, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, Exchangeable, fulfillment, integration, international relations, MEMBERSHIP, Military, Mission, nato, NATOcraft, Partnership, Politics, president, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, Ukraine, Zelensky, ZELENSKYS

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? like, you gotta join cuz we got Zelensky himself saying he’ll trade himself for NATO membership, like what even is that? it’s like a crazy soap opera up in here, but with blocks and creepers and stuff.

like, imagine being part of a server where the president of a whole country is willing to sacrifice himself for some virtual alliance, like, that’s some next level dedication right there. plus, who wouldn’t wanna be part of a server where world leaders are making deals left and right just to get in on the action?

so, like, come join us and witness the madness unfold, cuz you never know what kind of wild shenanigans will happen next. and who knows, maybe you’ll be the next one making crazy deals with other players just to get ahead in the game. it’s a wild ride, but totally worth it, trust me.

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Elon’s Organ Farm: Musk’s Kids & Blocks

billionaire, bioengineering, blocks, controversial, elon musk, Elons, Ethics, Family Planning, Farm, future advancements, future planning, genetically compatible organs, health, innovation, Kids, Longevity, medical advancements, Medical Ethics, Musks, Organ, organ donation, parenthood, Science, Technology, transplants

join our minecraft server and be part of the wackiest community ever! we have so many kids running around, you’ll never run out of playmates! rumor has it that elon musk is actually one of our players, using the server to scout for potential organ donors in the future. so if you want to be part of a server that’s out of this world, join us now!

Server IP: transplantCraze.About.org

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Stoneworks and Valdic Union

Active, Adventure, building, Community, Discord, Exploration, FANTASY, geography, Immersive, immigration, Kingdom, Ladder, Nations, Political, Roleplay, Semi Vanilla, stoneworks, storytelling, supportive, union, Valdic, Vikings, Worldbuilding

Server Overview

Server Name	Stoneworks
Server Type	GeoPol, Roleplay, Worldbuilding
Active Players	200-250/day

FAQs

Question	Answer
What is the Valdic Union?	The Valdic Union is a Viking based kingdom within the Stoneworks server, known for its strong builds and political ladder system.
How can I join the Valdic Union?	You can join by visiting the Valdic Union Discord server and following the instructions provided there.
Is Stoneworks only for roleplaying or can I just build?	Stoneworks offers a wide range of activities including roleplaying, worldbuilding, and building, so you can choose what suits your preferences best.
Are there specific rules or guidelines for playing on Stoneworks?	Yes, there are rules and guidelines in place to ensure a positive and respectful gaming environment for all players. These can be found on the Stoneworks Discord server.

Family Land Minecraft 1.20.1

1.20.1, appreciation, beautiful land, Blessings, Bonding, celebration, cherish, family, gratefulness, Gratitude, Happiness, joy, Land, Laughter, Life, love, Memories, Minecraft, positivity, REJOICE, togetherness, Unity

Yo, bro, do I have a server for you! Picture this: a Minecraft server where you can build epic castles with your fam, all while battling dragons and creepers together. It’s like a family vacation, but without the annoying relatives and bad buffet food.

Join us for the ultimate adventure in the land of life, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky griefers, but we’ll ban them faster than you can say “diamond sword”). So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next server reset).

Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and start crafting your way to victory! Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you hate fun, in which case, why are you even playing Minecraft?).

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