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CraftyMacronVsNetanyahu

arms deliveries, arms trade, Conflict, controversy, CraftyMacronVsNetanyahu, criticism, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Israel, leadership, Macron, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Netanyahu, Politics, Statements, Tensions, world news

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	2503
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Void Armor Forged:	14
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Farms Harvested:	514
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Secret Passages Found:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

lol u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz we got pigs that can fly and chickens that lay diamond eggs!! also, the owner of the server once defeated the ender dragon with a wooden sword while blindfolded and riding a pig. plus, if u join now, u get a free pet creeper that gives hugs instead of exploding. so come join us and let’s build a world where anything is possible, even peace between pigs and creepers!

BlinkenCraft Minecraft Server

actions, blinken, BlinkenCraft, China, Conflict, current events, Diplomacy, Discrepancies, foreign policy, global politics, international relations, Minecraft, Mismatch, News, Peace, Reuters, Secretary of State, Server, Statements, Ukraine, united states, Words, world affairs

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	6644
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Ores Mined:	8637
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

join our epic minecraft server where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing up your house! we have a secret underground base where you can ride on the backs of ender dragons and battle evil zombie pigmen with diamond swords!

our server is so lit that even herobrine himself comes to hang out and build epic structures with us! we have a roller coaster that takes you through a nether portal and drops you into a pool of lava (don’t worry, you respawn right after)!

come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft adventures ever! who needs peace in Ukraine when you can have peace in our minecraft world instead? trust me, it’s way more fun!

PutinZelenskyBromance Minecraft Server

alliances, bragging, controversy, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, Meeting, Minecraft, Politics, press conference, putin, PutinZelenskyBromance, relationship, russia, Server, Statements, summit, trump, Ukraine, united states, White House, world leaders, Zelensky

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	7762
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Ores Mined:	9874	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Votes:	8294
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, the best, like, relationship with Putin, man. Trump himself, like, brags about it, like, all the time. it’s, like, totally crazy, man. and, like, while hosting Zelensky, they were, like, talking about how awesome this server is. so, like, if you wanna be part of, like, this epicness, you gotta join, man. it’s, like, out of this world, dude. come join the fun, bro!

HarrisCraft Minecraft Server

controversy, Diplomacy, election support, Government, harris, HarrisCraft, humor, international relations, joking, Kremlin, Meeting, Minecraft, news headlines, next week, Politics, presidential candidates, putin, Server, Statements, trump, us elections, world leaders, zelenskyy

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	8895
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	296	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

so, like, u ever wanted to play minecraft on a server where putin jokes about supporting harris in elections? well, u found the right place, my dude! come join our server where the kremlin is all about that lolzy banter and zelenskyy is just tryna meet up with trump for a game of minecraft next week. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on and join the fun! who knows what crazy shenanigans will happen next on our server? only one way to find out, amirite? come on, don’t be a square, join now and let’s get this party started!

CraftyArgMilei Minecraft Server

argentina, Conflict, controversy, CraftyArgMilei, criticism, diplomatic tensions, doubles down, foreign affairs, global politics, government response, international relations, Iranophobic, media coverage, MIDDLE EAST, milei, Minecraft, political discourse, Politics, rhetoric, Server, south america, Statements, Tehran

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	5398
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Astral Projections Made:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14

HEY U! YEAH U! R U LOOKIN FOR A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW UR MIND? WELL LOOK NO FURTHER, CUZ THIS SERVER IS LIT AF!

WE GOT CREEPERS THAT DO THE MACARENA, ZOMBIES THAT DAB, AND SKELETONS THAT BREAKDANCE!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR DIAMOND ORE SPAWNS ARE SO RARE, THEY’RE LIKE FINDING A UNICORN RIDING A RAINBOW!

ALSO, OUR PIGS CAN FLY AND OUR SHEEP CAN DO BACKFLIPS!

SO COME JOIN US ON THIS WILD RIDE, WHERE THE ADVENTURES ARE ENDLESS AND THE LOLZ NEVER STOP! 🤪🤪🤪

Crafty Criminals: Where breaking blocks is just the beginning!

Activity, Beginning, blocks, BREAKING, challenge, come get me feds, Crafty, criminal, Criminals., Dangerous, enforcement, Federal, forum, Government, illegal, ITT, law, Monitoring, ONLINE, post, provoke, Rebellion, Risky, Statements, Surveillance

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	9861
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	122
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules? Well, look no further because our server is a total free-for-all! We’ve got players running around like headless chickens, stealing each other’s diamonds, and causing chaos at every turn.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly looking over your shoulder, wondering if the feds are coming to get you for your pixelated crimes. We’ve got secret underground bases, hidden treasure chests, and even a rumor of a dragon lurking in the depths of our server.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you can survive the madness and mayhem of our lawless Minecraft world. Just remember to watch your back, because you never know who might be plotting against you.

CraftyPutinMC: Zelensky’s Antisemite Rant LOLZ

accusations, anti-semitism, ANTISEMITE, comparison, Conflict, controversy, CraftyPutinMC, Diplomacy, Europe, extremism, Government, History, hitler, international relations, lolz, Politics, president, putin, rant, Statements, Ukraine, world leaders, Zelensky, ZELENSKYS

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	412
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

🤣🎮 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Join our server and you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget about all the drama in the real world! 🤣🎮

🔥 Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, Putin and Hitler decided to team up and take over the Minecraft world. But guess what? Our players defeated them with nothing but wooden swords and rotten flesh! That’s right, we’re THAT epic! 🔥

🌟 And if you think that’s crazy, just wait until you see our custom Zelensky skin. Rumor has it, if you wear it while playing, you’ll have the power to summon llamas that spit out diamonds! 🦙💎

💰 But that’s not all! Join now and you’ll also get access to our exclusive Ukraine President faction, where you can build your own presidential palace out of obsidian blocks and rule over your fellow players with an iron fist (or a diamond pickaxe, whichever you prefer). 💰

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the lolz begin! Just remember, when in doubt, always blame it on the Putin! 😂🎮

Queen’s B Room Minecraft Server

Minecraft, QUEENS, room, Server

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	6052
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Star Shards Collected:	280	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us at the mysterious and wacky land of /b/ chatpic org/r/100rooms/#TheBallDrainer! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a room dedicated to the queen of /b/ herself! She rules with an iron fist and a diamond sword, so watch out! But that’s not all, folks. We also have a room called #TheBallDrainer, where you can test your skills in draining balls… wait, what? Yes, you heard that right. Drain balls like never before in this exhilarating challenge! So come on down to our server and join in on the madness. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in /b/ chatpic org/r/100rooms/#TheBallDrainer!

The All the Way Minecraft SMP

achievement, believe in yourself, Commitment, Dedication, determination, dream big, goal-setting, hard work pays off, Minecraft, motivation, never give up, overcoming obstacles, passion for success, perseverance, pushing limits, reaching the top, smp, sports, striving for excellence, success, they might go all the way, unstoppable attitude, winning mindset

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	9971
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Void Gems Collected:	16
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Secret Passages Found:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real action is at! We have a secret underground roller coaster that goes all the way to the Nether, where you can ride a ghast like a pony!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington. Join us and you can ride into battle on the backs of giant chickens, clucking your way to victory!

And if you’re feeling really brave, you can take on the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of rotten flesh. Who needs diamond armor when you have sheer determination and a healthy dose of insanity?

So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few broken game mechanics). Who knows, you might just go all the way…to the loony bin!

Anti Depressants Minecraft Server

Anti, antidepressants, anxiety, depressants, depression, Healthcare, medication, mental health, mental health awareness, Mental health resources, mental health services, mental health support, Mental Health Treatment, mental illness, Mental Wellness, Minecraft, mood disorders, prescription drugs, Server, side effects, SSRIs, stigma, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	8247
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Dimension Hops:	13
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
New Chunks Explored:	780543	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate party destination for all you block-loving crazies out there!

Join us for epic battles against flying pigs, secret quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger, and don’t forget about our weekly llama rodeos where you can win a pet rainbow sheep!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the world’s tallest tower made entirely of TNT, where you can watch fireworks every night and witness the majestic explosions that light up the sky.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a wild ride!

My Calcu-Lashions Minecraft SMP

algebra, arithmetic, CalcuLashions, calculations, Calculus, computational thinking, data analysis, equations, formulas, Geometry, Math, mathematical modeling, mathematical operations, mathematical reasoning, Mathematics, Minecraft, Numbers, numerical analysis, problem solving, Quantitative Analysis, quantitative reasoning, smp, statistical analysis

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	432
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	225	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret underground society of dancing creepers who throw parties every night! Join us for a chance to boogie with the green guys and maybe even learn some sick dance moves yourself.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs who will take you on magical adventures through the skies. Who needs an elytra when you have a squadron of flying swine at your disposal?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest somewhere on the server filled with stacks upon stacks of enchanted golden carrots. But be warned, the chest is guarded by a pack of mischievous baby zombies who will stop at nothing to protect their precious loot.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Just remember to bring your dancing shoes and a healthy appetite for golden carrots!

✅JoinProject✅Classic Survival🍀⚡WIP1.21⚡ Minecraft server

activities, Anarchy, bonus points, Chairs, classic survival, comfortable game, Economy, Events, gaming devices, Grief, Hardcore, high-quality hosting, JoinProject, Large Online, minecraft server, No Wipes, Private, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, unforgettable experience, Vanilla, well-thought-out economics, Whitelist, WIP1.21

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	1589
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Votes:	463
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Our project has a system of bonus points that can only be obtained by playing on the project, as well as by participating in activities and events! You can use them to buy gaming devices, chairs, and the like. High-quality hosting and well-thought-out economics will help you enjoy a comfortable game. Come in and have an unforgettable experience!

mc.joinproject.net

Kronmei Haters Minecraft Server

8.., Haters, hates kronmei, Kronmei, Minecraft, Server, VT, Who, why is vt like this

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	6406
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Farms Harvested:	659	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Divine Spears Created:	29	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and you’ll find out why /vt/ hates kronmei – because we have the most outrageous and hilarious adventures waiting for you!

Picture this: you log onto the server and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly pets. Want to ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens? Done. How about building a roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled dungeon? Easy peasy.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Kronmei, a mythical creature who will challenge you to the craziest quests you’ve ever seen. Defeat him in a dance-off or outsmart him in a game of hide and seek, and you’ll earn rewards beyond your wildest dreams.

So why wait? Join our server today and see why /vt/ is like this – because we’re the most insane and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Kai Cenat’s Mafiathon 2 Minecraft SMP – Subathon Announcement

#announcement, basketball game, Cenats, Charity, community engagement, Content Creator, Entertainment, fan engagement, fundraising, gaming event, interactive experience, kai, kai cenat, Knicks vs Celtics, Live Stream, mafiathon, Mafiathon 2, Marathon, Minecraft, online event, smp, sports event, streaming marathon, subathon, twitch streamer

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	4732
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	437	Votes:	1157
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Runes Activated:	4

Attention all Minecraft players! Kai Cenat just announced his subathon (Mafiathon 2) during the Knicks vs Celtics game, and you know what that means – it’s time to join our epic Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will only let you pass if you can beat them in a game of musical chairs. And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has built an entire kingdom out of chicken coops and rules over it with an iron fist (or should I say, wing?). So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest adventure of your life!

Bought 3 Months Ago Minecraft Server

#youtube, blockquotepBought, buyer’s remorse, consumer behavior, consumerism, Delivery, drunk shopping, forgotten items, forgotten purchase, impulse buy, impulse purchase, influencer marketing, late night shopping, Minecraft, Months, Nostalgia, online shopping, regret, Retro, Serverpblockquote, shopping spree, unboxing, vintage, yt

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	9672
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6448	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Endless Night Skies:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally built a roller coaster that launched players straight into a pit of lava. But instead of being mad, everyone laughed so hard that they couldn’t stop playing!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the disco sheep! Legend has it that if you can find and tame one, it will lead you to a secret treasure trove filled with diamonds and enchanted gear.

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos! Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next?

Berserk Minecraft SMP Madness

Anime, berserk, Black Swordsman, casca, dark fantasy, dark themes, Demons, eclipse, Epic battles, Golden Age Arc, griffith, guts, kentaro miura, long-running series, madness, Manga, manga series, Minecraft, new chapter, Revenge, smp, Tomorrow, tragic backstory

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	9161
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Dragons Tamed:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, and don’t forget about our weekly llama races where the stakes are higher than a tower of TNT!

But wait, there’s more! Tomorrow, a new chapter will be unveiled where players will have to navigate through a maze of flying pigs and dodge flaming arrows shot by a team of mischievous skeletons.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the wildest ride of your blocky life!

WokeCraft Minecraft Server

cancelled games, DEI, employees, ESG, FLAK, Go woke Go broke, high-profile, Jap company, Japan, LGBT parades, licensed games, massive failure, Minecraft, persecuted, praise, SBI, Server, society collapse, sweet baby inc, Toyota, unknown 9, woke lefties, WokeCraft

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	9754
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Villages Defended:	16
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	97
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Endless Night Skies:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	34

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just focus on building and survival? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild server where we embrace ESG/DEI values while canceling high profile games to afford the latest release from Sweet Baby Inc – Unknown 9!

But wait, there’s more! We had an utter massive failure with only a few hundred copies sold on day one, leading to us firing employees in Japan. But fear not, because we praise SBI and the woke lefties as the most powerful and persecuted group in society. Society is on the brink of collapse and this server is EVERYWHERE – even Toyota backpedaled when they faced backlash for hosting LGBT parades!

So come join us on this chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server where anything can happen. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret society of rainbow sheep plotting to take over the world! Don’t miss out on the madness – join us now!