Statements MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

CraftyPutin’s Minecraft Server

controversial, Conflict, CraftyPutins, Diplomacy, Bombing

so like, u know how trump is all like “we’re doing great with russia” but then he’s all like “i’m gonna put sanctions on them for bombing ukraine”? like, make up your mind, dude!

anyways, if u wanna escape all that drama and just have a good time, u should totally join our minecraft server! we got pigs that wear top hats, chickens that can do the cha cha slide, and cows that tell the best dad jokes.

plus, we have a secret underground disco party where herobrine himself spins the sickest beats. and if u find the hidden treasure chest, u get a lifetime supply of diamond armor and enchanted golden apples.

so come join us and leave all that political craziness behind. let’s build some epic castles and ride on rainbow-colored llamas together. it’s gonna be lit, fam!

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ZelenskyCraft: Kremlin Approved!

cooperation, trump, Alliance, Washington, Diplomacy

u want a minecraft server that is as crazy as trump’s blow-up with zelensky? well, u found it! our server is so wild that even the kremlin is hailing it as aligning with their vision. join us and experience the chaos for yourself. build a giant wall like trump, or start a scandal like zelensky. the possibilities are endless on our server. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where u can hide from all the drama. so come on, join us and be a part of the madness!

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Blocky Politics: Trump’s Alliance Fails

indecency, world news, international relations, Communication, relationships

come join our minecraft server where we have no trump but plenty of indecency! french prime minister says it’s a danger to the transatlantic alliance but we say it’s just a good time! build crazy structures, battle epic monsters, and maybe even start a revolution! who needs politics when you have minecraft?! join us now and let’s make the world a crazier place, one block at a time!

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PutinCraft: Make Minecraft Great Again!

global affairs, public discourse, controversy, American politics, Great

join our epic minecraft server where we have a secret base where we plan to take down putin with our diamond swords and enchanted armor. president trump himself endorses us and says we should spend less time worrying about putin and more time joining our server to defeat him. come join us and be a part of history in the making, as we embark on this crazy mission to save the world from the evil clutches of putin. plus, we have free cookies for all new members! so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s show putin who’s boss!

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ZelenskyCraftEU

BACKING, Allies, leadership, Support, international relations

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have european leaders going all in to support Zelensky after a wild blowup with Trump. like, who needs politics when you can just play minecraft and have a blast? plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. join now and be part of the craziest adventure ever! #ZelenskyVsTrump #MinecraftMadness

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UkrainianLand4SaleNOTrussia

foreign policy, Statements, controversy, russia, world leaders

come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls bigger than trump’s ego and protect our land from russian creepers trying to steal our diamonds! we have the best community of players who are more loyal than trump’s toupee. come join the fun and show everyone that you are the true president of this minecraft world!

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KremlinCraft: Trump Approved!

Diplomacy, united states, spokesperson, trump, coincides

so, like, u know how trump is all about that foreign policy stuff, right? well, turns out, the kremlin peeps think his vision totally lines up with theirs! like, what are the odds, right?

if u wanna be part of a server where we make all the big decisions like trump and the kremlin, then u gotta join our server, cuz we’re basically like the cool kids on the block. we got all the best builds, the most epic pvp battles, and even a secret underground base where we plan our next move.

plus, we got a kremlin spokesperson who comes on every sunday to give us the inside scoop on what’s going down in the world. it’s like having your own personal news source, but way more fun.

so come join us on the most epic minecraft server around, where trump’s foreign policy is our vision, and anything is possible. trust us, u won’t wanna miss out on this wild ride!

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OligarchCraft Minecraft Server

international relations, Statements, russia, OligarchCraft, News

so, like, u wanna join this amazin minecraft server? well lemme tell u, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread. we got unicorns flyin around, talkin cows, and even a secret portal to the land of chocolate.

one time, this dude named Steve built a rollercoaster that went all the way to the moon. yeah, u heard me right, THE MOON. and then there was this epic battle between a giant chicken and a pack of evil llamas. it was wild, man.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret society of dancing pandas? they throw the best parties, let me tell ya. and if u join now, u get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows. what more could u possibly want?

so come on, join us on this crazy adventure. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, Trump said he knows some Russian oligarchs that play on our server and they’re really nice people. so, like, what are u waiting for? come join the fun!

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Putin’s Pleasure Palace

zelenskyy, diplomacy efforts, united states, russia, foreign policy

so, like, u kno how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna have a good time? well, dis server is da place 4 u! we got pigs flyin, creepers dancin, and villagers tellin jokes!

join us if u wanna see a diamond armor-wearin chicken takin on the ender dragon. or maybe u wanna ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombies.

we even have a secret underground club where u can party with herobrine and the wither. trust me, u won’t find a server like dis anywhere else.

so come on, what r u waitin for? join us and let’s make some minecraft magic happen!

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BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

disorders, autism, insensitivity, friendship, Communication

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky time like no other.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and built a house made entirely out of diamond blocks. Legend has it, they still live there to this day, swimming in their riches like a Minecraft Scrooge McDuck.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever witness. Imagine a showdown between a player riding a pig armed with a carrot on a stick and another player riding a llama spitting at their enemies. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s Minecraft at its finest.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our secret underground disco party where players dance the night away to the sweet tunes of Minecraft music discs. Who knew creepers had such killer dance moves?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you forget to bring your sense of humor)!

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