Statement MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

CraftyCreeperz

killed seven, political violence, conflict in the Middle East, CraftyCreeperz, Statement

come join our epic minecraft server where the only attacks you’ll see are from creepers and zombies, not from terrorist organizations! we promise no explosions except for the ones you create with tnt!

our server is so lit, even hamas wants to claim it as their own! but don’t worry, we’ve got diamond swords and enchanted armor to protect you from any real-life drama.

build your own city, mine for diamonds, and battle other players in epic pvp battles. who needs tel aviv when you can have a virtual world full of adventure and fun? join now and let’s craft some memories together!

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River2SeaDenialCraft

citizenship denial, online behavior, discrimination, denied, political activism

come join our epic minecraft server where we BAN all the haters who post weird stuff like ‘From the River to the Sea’!!! we don’t play that nonsense here, only cool peeps allowed. plus, if you join, you get a FREE pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots out diamonds!!! true story, bro. also, rumor has it that if you build a house out of cheese, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride on a flying pig and battle evil unicorns. don’t miss out on all the wacky fun, join now and become part of the most insane minecraft community ever!!! 🐉🌈🦄🧀 #minecraftmadness

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OrbánCraft Minecraft Server

eastern europe, Tension, Minecraft, Politics, Diplomacy

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, fam. like, you gotta join cuz it’s like, the only place where you can fight off Russian spies in Minecraft. like, our admin is like, Hungary PM Orbán’s advisor and he’s always getting in hot water for saying crazy stuff. but like, that just makes the server more exciting, ya know? join now and be part of the resistance against Russia in Minecraft. cuz like, who wouldn’t wanna do that, amirite?

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CraftyCreeperz

Outfit, CraftyCreeperz, Apparel, everyday, Favorite

If you had to wear a t-shirt with your most used phrase, it would probably read “Join our Minecraft server or face the wrath of the exploding chickens!” Trust us, you don’t want to mess with those feathery little devils. Our server is filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs into battle against giant spiders or building a roller coaster that launches you into the stratosphere. Plus, we have a secret underground lair filled with treasure guarded by a herd of dancing llamas. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

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Putin’s Slave-Owning Mafia Boss

putin, international relations, SlaveOwning, Politics, world news

so, like, imagine this: you’re just chillin in your blocky world, minding your own business, when suddenly you get a message from the UK telling Putin he’s a slave-owning mafia boss. like, what even is happening?! but hey, if you wanna escape the drama and have a good time, come join our Minecraft server!

we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can do the macarena, and creepers that tell dad jokes. plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn your dirt house into a castle with just a flick of his wand.

if you’re looking for a place where the only drama is whether to build a rollercoaster or a giant potato, then this is the server for you. come join us and let’s build some epic blocky adventures together!

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LebanonCraft: Macron’s Stand

lebanon, Statement, Macron, Peacekeeping, Support

Join our epic Minecraft server and build like a boss! Macron totally supports us, just like he supports Lebanon! We’re all about peace and deescalation, just like Macron! Plus, we have zero mention of Hezbollah, just like Macron! So come on down and craft with us, because Macron said so!

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CraftyCows Minecraft Server

Statement, diplomatic response, Server, India, CraftyCows

so, like, u know how some servers are just, like, meh? well, not this one, bro. this server is, like, the holy grail of minecraft servers. why, u ask? well, let me tell u a little story.

once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became a legend. they built a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of diamonds. but get this, the llama statue actually came to life and started roaming around the server, spreading joy and happiness to all who crossed its path.

and that’s not even the craziest part. there’s a secret hidden dungeon on the server where players can battle zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens. yeah, u heard me right. giant. chickens. and if u defeat them, u get a magical sword that shoots out rainbow lasers. it’s, like, totally epic.

so, if u want to experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright bonkers minecraft server out there, then u gotta join us. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, we have, like, unlimited cake. so, what are u waiting for? come join the fun!

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CraftyCreeperCave

disagreement, international relations, Condemnation, UNACCEPTABLE, criticism

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? well come join our server where things are always crazy and unpredictable! we have flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers!

join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond sword of doom, battle against a horde of zombie chickens, or even challenge the server owner to a dance-off for the title of ultimate minecraft champion!

our community is filled with hilarious memes, ridiculous pranks, and non-stop laughter. so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most outrageous minecraft server on the internet!

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MissileCraft: No Change Zone

Government, Military, MissileCraft, decision, CHANGE

u ever wanted to join a server where u can shoot long range missiles at ur enemies like a boss? well, u in luck cuz on this server u can do just that! we got all the craziest weapons u can think of, from rocket launchers to nukes. we even got a secret underground bunker where u can hide from the explosions.

but wait, there’s more! we also have a giant maze filled with traps and monsters that u gotta navigate through to find the ultimate treasure. and if u make it out alive, u get a special prize that will make all ur friends jealous.

so what are u waiting for? come join us on this epic Minecraft server and show everyone who’s the real king of explosions and treasure hunting!

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Crafty Pod City

(Audio), pod, streetwear, fashion, design

join our epic minecraft server where the pigs wear monocles and the chickens have top hats! we have a secret underground disco party hosted by a dancing creeper who loves to bust a move. the diamonds in our world are actually magical unicorn poop that grant wishes when you mine them. plus, our server is guarded by a giant pink fluffy llama who spits rainbows at anyone who tries to grief. so come on over and join the fun, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep)!

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