Statement MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

CanalCraft: Panama’s Revenge

Statement, president, controversy, Diplomacy, panama

so like, have you heard about this crazy minecraft server where the president of Panama is like, totally obsessed with this canal and he’s all like “i will take back the canal from trump!!” it’s like a total drama llama show up in here, but don’t worry cuz the canal is safe and sound on this server.

join us for some epic minecraft adventures where you can build your own canal, trade with villagers, and maybe even start a war with other players over who gets control of the canal. it’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s the best minecraft server you’ll ever play on. come join us and see what all the fuss is about!

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CraftyZelensky’s Server

Diplomacy, Conflict, Ukraine, Slovakia, CraftyZelenskys

come join our epic minecraft server where we have zelensky fighting slovakian pm in a epic battle of blocks and swords!!! watch as zelensky hits out at the arrogant lies of the slovakian pm while building crazy structures and battling mobs with your friends!!! join now for a wild ride of adventure and chaos!!!

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KurskCraft Minecraft Server

eastern europe, Conflict, zelenskyy, Statement, international relations

come join our epic minecraft server where we have captured 2 wounded North Korean soldiers in Russia’s Kursk region! yea, you heard that right, we have REAL LIFE DRAMA happening on our server. who needs boring old regular minecraft when you can be a part of international incidents in the virtual world? join now for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. trust us, you won’t regret it!

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GreenlandCraft: Trump’s Land Grab LOL

reaction, INDEPENDENCE, pm, united states, America

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant igloos and ride polar bears into battle against evil penguins!! our server is so cool, even the PM of Greenland wants to join to escape Trump’s land grab!! we have secret ice caves filled with treasure and hot cocoa rivers that flow all day and night. join us and become a true eskimo warrior in the fight against the evil forces of the south pole!! come on, what are you waiting for? grab your parka and join us now!!

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Big Ol’ Women Mine 1.21.3

meme, internet culture, speculation, Nijisanji, 1.21.3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, man! They got some thicc ladies that will make you question your blocky reality. Like, Houshou Barkley said it himself, so you know it’s legit! Join now and get ready to have your mind blown by the size of those pixelated babes. Don’t miss out on this wild ride, trust me, it’s gonna be a trip like no other!

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CraftyMusk’sFarRightFun

AfD leader, controversy, populism, Support, German far-right party

come join our epic minecraft server where elon musk himself praises the leader of the afk party and supports the german far-right party!! we have pigs that fly and chickens that dance to techno music!! build a castle made entirely of cheese or ride a llama into battle against the evil zombie hordes!! our server is so lit, even herobrine himself is scared to log on!! join now for the most insane minecraft experience of your life!!!

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KremlinCraft: Trump’s Greenland Quest

Acquisition, denmark, Government, international relations, KremlinCraft

so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, you know? like, the Russia’s Kremlin is like, totally watching Trump tryna buy Greenland, but like, forget about that drama and come join our server instead!

we got like, crazy builds that will blow your mind, like a giant potato that shoots lasers or a roller coaster made entirely of cheese.

and get this, our community is like, the coolest bunch of peeps you’ll ever meet. we have parties every night where we all dress up as llamas and dance to disco music.

plus, we have this secret underground bunker where we hide all the rarest items in the game. like, you won’t believe the stuff we have stashed down there.

so, like, forget about politics and come join our server for a wild ride you’ll never forget!

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EuroCraft Minecraft Server

nato, trump, Politics, Defense, foreign policy

so, like, come join our amazin’ minecraft server, cuz like, europe is all like “no attacks allowed” and france is all like “trump, stop threatenin’ greenland” but like, who cares about all that drama when you can be buildin’ epic castles and fightin’ dragons in our server? plus, we got this crazy story about a magical potato that can grant wishes, but only if you find it hidden in the depths of the nether. so, like, join now and be part of the wackiest adventure ever!

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SnowballCraft: Trudeau’s Reject

Diplomacy, Statement, Politics, snowball’s chance, annex

so, u wanna join our minecraft server? well, lemme tell u sumthin, this server is so lit that even trudeau rejected trump tryna annex canada just to play on it. yea, u heard me right, trudeau was like “nah bro, i gotta build my virtual empire on this server, sorry trump”. and u know what else? the creepers here are so friendly, they give u hugs instead of exploding in ur face. it’s like a freakin disneyland for minecraft players. so come on, join us and experience the madness for urself. plus, we have unlimited diamonds and cake for everyone. ain’t that just the cherry on top?

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SnowballCraft Minecraft Server

SOVEREIGNTY, snowball’s chance, border, INDEPENDENCE, international relations

so, like, have you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so epic, even trudeau himself said there’s not ‘a snowball’s chance’ canada would become part of it? well, this server is so lit that even the prime minister is shooketh by its awesomeness.

join us and build the most epic structures you can imagine, like a giant statue of trudeau riding a polar bear into battle against a horde of creepers. or maybe you want to create a secret underground base filled with treasure and traps to keep out pesky griefers.

we have the most insane mods and plugins that will make your minecraft experience like no other. fly around on a magic carpet, summon dragons to do your bidding, or even turn yourself into a unicorn with rainbow powers.

so what are you waiting for? come join us on this epic minecraft server and show trudeau that canada can handle anything, even the most epic minecraft adventures. let’s do this, eh!

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