come join our epic minecraft server where we have zelensky fighting slovakian pm in a epic battle of blocks and swords!!! watch as zelensky hits out at the arrogant lies of the slovakian pm while building crazy structures and battling mobs with your friends!!! join now for a wild ride of adventure and chaos!!!
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CraftyZelensky’s Server
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KurskCraft Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we have captured 2 wounded North Korean soldiers in Russia’s Kursk region! yea, you heard that right, we have REAL LIFE DRAMA happening on our server. who needs boring old regular minecraft when you can be a part of international incidents in the virtual world? join now for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. trust us, you won’t regret it!
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GreenlandCraft: Trump’s Land Grab LOL
come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant igloos and ride polar bears into battle against evil penguins!! our server is so cool, even the PM of Greenland wants to join to escape Trump’s land grab!! we have secret ice caves filled with treasure and hot cocoa rivers that flow all day and night. join us and become a true eskimo warrior in the fight against the evil forces of the south pole!! come on, what are you waiting for? grab your parka and join us now!!
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CraftyMusk’sFarRightFun
come join our epic minecraft server where elon musk himself praises the leader of the afk party and supports the german far-right party!! we have pigs that fly and chickens that dance to techno music!! build a castle made entirely of cheese or ride a llama into battle against the evil zombie hordes!! our server is so lit, even herobrine himself is scared to log on!! join now for the most insane minecraft experience of your life!!!
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KremlinCraft: Trump’s Greenland Quest
so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, you know? like, the Russia’s Kremlin is like, totally watching Trump tryna buy Greenland, but like, forget about that drama and come join our server instead!we got like, crazy builds that will blow your mind, like a giant potato that shoots lasers or a roller coaster made entirely of cheese.
and get this, our community is like, the coolest bunch of peeps you’ll ever meet. we have parties every night where we all dress up as llamas and dance to disco music.
plus, we have this secret underground bunker where we hide all the rarest items in the game. like, you won’t believe the stuff we have stashed down there.
so, like, forget about politics and come join our server for a wild ride you’ll never forget!
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EuroCraft Minecraft Server
so, like, come join our amazin’ minecraft server, cuz like, europe is all like “no attacks allowed” and france is all like “trump, stop threatenin’ greenland” but like, who cares about all that drama when you can be buildin’ epic castles and fightin’ dragons in our server? plus, we got this crazy story about a magical potato that can grant wishes, but only if you find it hidden in the depths of the nether. so, like, join now and be part of the wackiest adventure ever!
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SnowballCraft: Trudeau’s Reject
so, u wanna join our minecraft server? well, lemme tell u sumthin, this server is so lit that even trudeau rejected trump tryna annex canada just to play on it. yea, u heard me right, trudeau was like “nah bro, i gotta build my virtual empire on this server, sorry trump”. and u know what else? the creepers here are so friendly, they give u hugs instead of exploding in ur face. it’s like a freakin disneyland for minecraft players. so come on, join us and experience the madness for urself. plus, we have unlimited diamonds and cake for everyone. ain’t that just the cherry on top?
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SnowballCraft Minecraft Server
so, like, have you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so epic, even trudeau himself said there’s not ‘a snowball’s chance’ canada would become part of it? well, this server is so lit that even the prime minister is shooketh by its awesomeness.join us and build the most epic structures you can imagine, like a giant statue of trudeau riding a polar bear into battle against a horde of creepers. or maybe you want to create a secret underground base filled with treasure and traps to keep out pesky griefers.
we have the most insane mods and plugins that will make your minecraft experience like no other. fly around on a magic carpet, summon dragons to do your bidding, or even turn yourself into a unicorn with rainbow powers.
so what are you waiting for? come join us on this epic minecraft server and show trudeau that canada can handle anything, even the most epic minecraft adventures. let’s do this, eh!
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SnowballHellCraft
so, like, this server is, like, the most epic place ever, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, trudeau said there’s, like, not a snowball’s chance in hell that canada joins the u.s., but, like, on this server, anything is possible, dude. like, you can build a snowball fortress and take over the whole server, man. trudeau won’t even know what hit him. join now and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever, bro. let’s show trudeau who’s boss in the world of blocks and pixels.
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GreenlandNot4SaleCraft
so, like, this server is like, totally not for sale, just like Greenland, ya know? but unlike Greenland, this server is like, super cool and totally worth joining. like, imagine if Donald Trump Jr visited this server, he would be like, “whoa, this place is way better than Greenland!”we got all the crazy stuff you could ever want in a Minecraft server. like, there’s a secret underground base where you can find all the rarest items and mobs. and don’t even get me started on the giant diamond castle in the sky that you can only access by riding a flying pig.
plus, the Danish PM totally loves this server. he’s always online, building epic structures and battling mobs like a boss. so if you wanna be as cool as the Danish PM, you gotta join this server ASAP. trust me, you won’t regret it. #NotForSaleButTotallyWorthIt