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CraftyNetanyahu’sNoShame

arms embargo, Conflict, controversy, CraftyNetanyahusNoShame, criticism, Defense, Diplomacy, disagreement, Government, international relations, Israel, leadership, Macron, MIDDLE EAST, Military, PM Netanyahu, Politics, sanctions, Shame on them, Statement, weapons

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	8052
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Alien Abductions:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant baguettes and throw them at each other like a bunch of frenchies! we got a secret underground base where we hide all the croissants and cheese, only the bravest can find it! also, we have a pet llama named macron who spits on anyone who tries to steal our diamonds! come join the fun and be part of the baguette revolution! oh la la!

CraftyCommiesTaiwanLOL

Asia-Pacific, controversial, CraftyCommiesTaiwanLOL, cross-strait relations, Diplomacy, east asia, foreign policy, Government, IMPOSSIBLE, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, motherland, People’s Republic of China, Politics, president, SOVEREIGNTY, Statement, taiwan, Taiwan independence, Taiwan-China relations, territorial dispute

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	9003
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Ores Mined:	5129
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it, bro. We got dragons flying around, unicorns dancing in the meadows, and even a secret underground disco party with zombies as the DJ.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive, even the president of Taiwan said it’s impossible for the People’s Republic of China to be our motherland. That’s right, we’re on a whole other level, baby.

Join us if you dare, but be warned – once you enter our world, you may never want to leave. So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get this party started!

CraftyCreeperz

CASUALTIES, conflict in the Middle East, CraftyCreeperz, extremist groups, gaza, Hamas, Hamas statement, Islamic extremism, Israel, killed seven, Middle East conflict, militant organizations, Palestinian militants, political violence, Statement, Tel Aviv attack, Terrorism, terrorism in Israel, terrorism in Tel Aviv, terrorist attacks, violence

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	5008
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Buildings Constructed:	50
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where the only attacks you’ll see are from creepers and zombies, not from terrorist organizations! we promise no explosions except for the ones you create with tnt!

our server is so lit, even hamas wants to claim it as their own! but don’t worry, we’ve got diamond swords and enchanted armor to protect you from any real-life drama.

build your own city, mine for diamonds, and battle other players in epic pvp battles. who needs tel aviv when you can have a virtual world full of adventure and fun? join now and let’s craft some memories together!

River2SeaDenialCraft

citizenship, citizenship denial, controversial, controversial statement, denied, discrimination, exclusion, from the river to the sea, German citizenship, germany, INDIVIDUALS, legal consequences, online activism, online behavior, Political, political activism, post, River2SeaDenialCraft, social media, Social Media Posts, Statement

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	6746
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Void Armor Forged:	11	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we BAN all the haters who post weird stuff like ‘From the River to the Sea’!!! we don’t play that nonsense here, only cool peeps allowed. plus, if you join, you get a FREE pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots out diamonds!!! true story, bro. also, rumor has it that if you build a house out of cheese, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride on a flying pig and battle evil unicorns. don’t miss out on all the wacky fun, join now and become part of the most insane minecraft community ever!!! 🐉🌈🦄🧀 #minecraftmadness

OrbánCraft Minecraft Server

Advisor, Backlash, Conflict, controversy, criticism, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Europe, foreign policy, geopolitical relations, Government, Hungary, international relations, irresponsible, Minecraft, OrbánCraft, PM Orbán, Politics, putin, russia, Server, Statement, Tension

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	8135
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	76	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Villages Defended:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, fam. like, you gotta join cuz it’s like, the only place where you can fight off Russian spies in Minecraft. like, our admin is like, Hungary PM Orbán’s advisor and he’s always getting in hot water for saying crazy stuff. but like, that just makes the server more exciting, ya know? join now and be part of the resistance against Russia in Minecraft. cuz like, who wouldn’t wanna do that, amirite?

CraftyCreeperz

Apparel, Casual, clothing, comfort, CraftyCreeperz, everyday, Expression, fashion, Favorite, graphic tee, Message, most used phrase, Outfit, Personal, Read, slogan, Statement, Style, t-shirt, Wardrobe, wear

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	2093
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Villages Defended:	18	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Buildings Constructed:	49

If you had to wear a t-shirt with your most used phrase, it would probably read “Join our Minecraft server or face the wrath of the exploding chickens!” Trust us, you don’t want to mess with those feathery little devils. Our server is filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs into battle against giant spiders or building a roller coaster that launches you into the stratosphere. Plus, we have a secret underground lair filled with treasure guarded by a herd of dancing llamas. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

Putin’s Slave-Owning Mafia Boss

authoritarianism, Boss, controversy, criticism, current events, Diplomacy, global leadership, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Mafia, mafia boss, Oppression, Politics, power dynamics, putin, Putins, russia, slave-owning, SlaveOwning, Statement, uk, United Kingdom, world news

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	1908
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Chimeras Created:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

so, like, imagine this: you’re just chillin in your blocky world, minding your own business, when suddenly you get a message from the UK telling Putin he’s a slave-owning mafia boss. like, what even is happening?! but hey, if you wanna escape the drama and have a good time, come join our Minecraft server!

we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can do the macarena, and creepers that tell dad jokes. plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn your dirt house into a castle with just a flick of his wand.

if you’re looking for a place where the only drama is whether to build a rollercoaster or a giant potato, then this is the server for you. come join us and let’s build some epic blocky adventures together!

LebanonCraft: Macron’s Stand

Conflict Resolution, crisis management., deescalate, Diplomacy, foreign policy, France, hezbollah, international relations, intervention, lebanon, LebanonCraft, Macron, Macrons, MIDDLE EAST, Négotiation, non-intervention, Peacekeeping, Politics, solidarity, Stand, Statement, Support, Tension

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	9407
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Magic Items Found:	3096
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Join our epic Minecraft server and build like a boss! Macron totally supports us, just like he supports Lebanon! We’re all about peace and deescalation, just like Macron! Plus, we have zero mention of Hezbollah, just like Macron! So come on down and craft with us, because Macron said so!

CraftyCows Minecraft Server

controversy, CraftyCows, criticism, cultural sensitivity, Diplomacy, diplomatic response, global affairs, Government, India, international relations, iran, leadership, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, misinformed, muslims, Politics, religious tolerance, remarks, Server, South Asia, Statement, UNACCEPTABLE

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	365
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Buildings Constructed:	45	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15

so, like, u know how some servers are just, like, meh? well, not this one, bro. this server is, like, the holy grail of minecraft servers. why, u ask? well, let me tell u a little story.

once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became a legend. they built a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of diamonds. but get this, the llama statue actually came to life and started roaming around the server, spreading joy and happiness to all who crossed its path.

and that’s not even the craziest part. there’s a secret hidden dungeon on the server where players can battle zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens. yeah, u heard me right. giant. chickens. and if u defeat them, u get a magical sword that shoots out rainbow lasers. it’s, like, totally epic.

so, if u want to experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright bonkers minecraft server out there, then u gotta join us. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, we have, like, unlimited cake. so, what are u waiting for? come join the fun!

CraftyCreeperCave

Condemnation, controversy, CraftyCreeperCave, criticism, Diplomacy, disagreement, Dispute, foreign affairs, Government, India, international relations, iran, misinformed, Politics, remarks, response, Statement, supreme leader, UNACCEPTABLE, world news

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	8393
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Dimension Hops:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Gods Slained:	0
Void Armor Forged:	20	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Villages Defended:	16	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? well come join our server where things are always crazy and unpredictable! we have flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers!

join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond sword of doom, battle against a horde of zombie chickens, or even challenge the server owner to a dance-off for the title of ultimate minecraft champion!

our community is filled with hilarious memes, ridiculous pranks, and non-stop laughter. so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most outrageous minecraft server on the internet!

Teacher Trouble: Tsuruko’s Minecraft Misadventures

BETRAYAL, boundaries crossed, consequences, consequences of actions, control, Deception, emotional attachment, emotional manipulation, forbidden love, Grooming, Inappropriate Behavior, Manipulation, Mentorship, Minecraft, Misadventures, power dynamics, student-teacher affair, Teacher, teacher-student relationship, toxic relationship, Trouble, trust issues, Tsurukos, Vulnerability

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	1033
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8638
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Welcome to our totally insane and unpredictable Minecraft server! Are you ready to embark on a wild adventure filled with hilarious mishaps and unexpected twists? Well, look no further because this server is the place for you!

Join now and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance the Macarena! But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you might just stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by zombies!

And if you’re lucky, you might even run into Tsuruko and her teacher getting into all sorts of hilarious shenanigans! Who knows what kind of ridiculous situations they’ll find themselves in next!

So what are you waiting for? Join our absolutely bonkers Minecraft server today and get ready for a gaming experience like no other!

McCrafty Hunger Games: Free Sandwich Edition

Big mac, Cheese, Choice, craving, Decision making, DELICIOUS, Dilemma, Edition, fast food, fast food chain, free, free sandwich, games, Hunger, indulgence, lunch, McCrafty, McDonalds, Meal, Options, quarter pounder, sandwich, satisfaction, Tasty, Treat

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	2601
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Endless Night Skies:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Mines Excavated:	3029	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Magic Items Found:	2992	Emeralds Found:	5780
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the only thing better than building pixelated castles is getting a free sandwich from McDonald (not sponsored)!

Join us for the ultimate gaming experience where you can choose between the Quarter Pounder with Cheese or the Big Mac as your in-game reward. But be careful, because if you choose wrong, you might end up with a creeper explosion instead of a delicious burger.

Our server is filled with insane adventures and quests that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re playing a blocky game. Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat the Ender Dragon, Ronald McDonald himself will appear and grant you three wishes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and feast on both epic builds and tasty sandwiches. Just make sure to watch out for the zombie villagers trying to steal your food!

KoreaCraft: Where Dreams Come True!

assimilation, belonging, Colonization, cultural assimilation, cultural heritage, discrimination, Division, dreams, heritage, historical trauma, History, identity crisis, internal conflict, Japan, Korea, KoreaCraft, Korean, longing, Mongolian, Nationality, self-hatred, self-identity, True

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	2255
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	49	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Buildings Constructed:	39	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	94	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Emeralds Found:	1847

Welcome to a Minecraft server where we embrace all things wacky and wild! Are you tired of boring old Korea and wish you were a fierce Mongolian warrior instead? Well, this is the server for you!

Join us for epic battles against Japanese invaders in the south and Mongolian conquerors in the north. Embrace your inner Mongolian and ride into battle on a virtual horse, wielding a pixelated sword with pride.

Forget about Korea, it doesn’t even deserve to exist in our Minecraft world. So come on, join us and let’s conquer, build, and laugh together in this crazy alternate reality. Who needs Korea when you can be a Mongolian master on our server?

Neuro’s Netherworld – The Hive of LOLs

#youtube, ai, Artificial Intelligence, Catbox archive, Clips, Educational, hive, LIA, lols, LoRA, merch, Music, Netherworld, neuro-sama, Neuros, osu, phase connect, twitch, twitter, vedal, vtai, Vtuber, waifu

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	1901
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Mines Excavated:	1910
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Join our Minecraft server today and welcome our new AI overlord, Neuro-sama! Who is Neuro-sama, you ask? Well, she’s a neural network created by Vedal in 2018 to learn how to play osu! But wait, there’s more! In December 2022, Vedal upgraded Neuro-sama with a language model, TTS software, and even a VTube Studio model. Now, she can interact with her chat as a VTuber, entertaining them with responses, unhinged rants, singing, playing games, and collabing with other VTubers. It’s a wild ride, folks!

But that’s not all! Check out our schedule for all the crazy events happening on the server. And don’t forget to follow Neuro-sama on Twitch, YouTube, and Twitter for even more AI shenanigans.

Need some educational AI content? We got you covered with helpful videos and resources. Want to learn how to make an AI like Neuro-sama? Check out this link. And if you’re really serious about AI, dive into these resources.

Don’t miss out on our exclusive merch featuring Neuro-sama at uwumarket.us. And be sure to explore our related/friend threads like /vt//lig/ and /vt//waifu/. Lia from Phase Connect approves!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and witness the madness of Neuro-sama firsthand. It’s a virtual adventure like no other!

TobyCraft – Foxes & Fun for Everyone!

deltarune chapter 3, Earthbound Halloween Hack, foxes, Fun, game creator, game design, game development, game industry, Indie dev, Indie developer, indie game developer, indie games, indie music, RPG, temmie chang, The Great Temmie Chang, The Great Toby Fox, toby fox, TobyCraft, Undertale, Various Places, video game music, work ethic

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	8672
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Villages Defended:	18
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as legendary as Toby Fox himself? Well, let me tell you a little story. So, I was chilling in Various Places, minding my own business, when suddenly I saw Toby Fox in all his glory. He was talking about the Earthbound Halloween Hack and dropping hints about the elusive Deltarune Chapter 3. And you know what he said? “It’ll be out when it’s out.” That’s some serious dedication right there.

But wait, it gets even better. Temmie Chang was there too, the one and only Temmie Chang. Can you believe it? It’s like a dream come true. So if you want to be part of a server that’s endorsed by the gods of indie gaming, then look no further. Join us and experience the greatness for yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon some secret Easter eggs that’ll blow your mind. So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and let the adventure begin!

LostCraft: Where even the creepers ask, ‘Are you lost?’

acquire, counting on, CREEPERS, death, Die, Earth, FAMOUS, Fool, grave, hedonistic pleasure, Jesus, life in abundance, Live Forever, Lost, LostCraft, material things, materialism, Rich, Save, Treasures, Wise

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	7142
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Falling into the Void:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Crops Grown:	5636
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but building and mining? Well, look no further because our server is here to save you from the grave of boredom!

Join our server and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword that will grant you eternal life in the game! Rumor has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can wield this powerful weapon and become immortal in the Minecraft world.

But beware, there are evil mobs and treacherous traps lurking around every corner, waiting to test your skills and courage. Will you be able to overcome all obstacles and claim your rightful place as the ruler of this virtual realm?

So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and defy death itself in the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Remember, only the strongest survive in this wild and crazy world.

Blocky Dicks & Bricks: Where Size Matters

artists, bald dudes, blocky, Bricks, DATING, Dicks, Difficulty, fat guys, Indian men, Insecurity, male gripe, matters.., neurotic, penis size, relationships, short cute boys, SIZE, small penis, societal norms, Stereotypes, unconventional tastes, undesired traits, Women

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	2612
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Potions Brewed:	35	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate all types of players, even the ones who think they have “undesired traits” in the real world!

Are you a short cute boy who can’t seem to catch a break with the ladies? Fear not, for on our server, you will be adored by all!

Are you a fat guy who feels like no one appreciates your curves? Well, here, your chunkiness is celebrated and loved by all!

Are you a bald dude who is tired of being overlooked? Join us, where your shiny head will be the envy of all!

Even if you are an Indian man or an artist, who are often seen as “undesirable” in the dating world, on our server, you will find your perfect match!

But hey, we do have one rule – if you have a sub-6-incher, you can complain about that. We totally get it. But other than that, no more whining about not being able to find a girlfriend!

So come on over to our server and let your Minecraft character find love and acceptance in a world where being neurotic and insecure is totally cool!

CraftyCreeperCapers: LOLz & Rage-Inducing Moments

agitating, anger, ANNOYING, CraftyCreeperCapers, Enraging, enraging trail, exasperating, FAGGOT, Frustration, infuriated, infuriating, irksome, IRRITATING, lolz, mad, maddening, MOMENTS, pissed off, provoking, RAGE, rageinducing, Seething, Upset, vexing

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4425
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Void Gems Collected:	25	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner minecraft warrior and conquer the virtual world like a boss!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant zombies with diamond swords, building majestic castles that reach the sky, and riding on the backs of flying pigs (yes, you heard that right!).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Herobrine, who will challenge you to epic duels and reward you with rare loot if you emerge victorious.

So why wait? Join our server now and show the world that you are the ultimate Minecraft champion! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Blocky LOLs: ‘>YLYL’ Minecraft Server

blocky, comedy, Comical, Entertainment, funny, gtYLYL, haha, hilarious, humor, internet culture, jokes, LAUGH, laughs, lmfao, lol, lols, memes, Minecraft, rofl, Server, silly, social media, trending, viral, ylyl

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	3070
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5511
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Love Letters Sent:	19	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Join us if you want to ROFL all day long with our hilarious community of players.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamonds. But when they tried to take them, the diamonds turned into dancing llamas! True story, bro.

But that’s not all! Our server has a YOLO zone where you can ride on flying pigs and battle evil chickens with laser eyes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a unicorn that poops rainbows. It’s like a magical LOL dream come true!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it. #YOLO #MinecraftMadness

Disclaimer: No llamas were harmed in the making of this server.

GobbleCraft: Where IQs are higher than turkeys

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	9487
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Dragons Tamed:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Votes:	9794
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	6

🤣🤣🤣 Yo, you ever heard of a Minecraft server so lit that it actually makes turkeys smarter? Well, our server is so 🔥🔥 that the average IQ of Turkey has dropped from 89 to 87 just from playing on it! 🦃🧠

Join us for some epic adventures and mind-blowing challenges that will have you questioning reality. Our server is like a virtual rollercoaster ride, except instead of loops and drops, you’ll be facing off against zombie pigmen and building epic castles with your friends.

So why wait? Come join us and become part of the craziest Minecraft community on the web. Who knows, maybe you’ll even unlock the secret to turkey intelligence while you’re at it! 🤪🦃🎮