Statement MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

NukeCraft Server: Lukashenko’s Wild Claims

eastern europe, Lukashenko, Politics, Belarus, threat

so like, u know how sometimes u just wanna blow stuff up in minecraft? well, this server is the place for u! we have so many crazy explosions and chaos that u won’t know what hit u!

imagine this: u and ur friends are building a sick castle, when all of a sudden, a giant creeper comes out of nowhere and blows it all up! but don’t worry, cuz that’s just the beginning of the fun on this server!

we also have insane pvp battles where u can show off ur skills and dominate the competition. trust me, u won’t find a more intense and hilarious server anywhere else!

join now and experience the madness for urself. who knows, u might even become the ruler of this crazy world!

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NephewRage Minecraft Server

NephewRage, AITAH, Minecraft, hurtful, Fight

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is left at the door and the only fights you’ll have are with creepers and zombies! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and outrageous escapades.

Looking for a place to escape from real-life drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let loose. Leave your family feuds behind and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing that matters is building the coolest structures and defeating the toughest mobs.

Join us and let go of any lingering grudges, just like our player who refused to babysit their nephew because of a statement made 6 years ago. Who needs family drama when you can have a blast mining for diamonds and exploring new biomes?

So come on down to our server and leave your troubles at the door. With endless possibilities and endless fun, you’ll never want to log off!

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KirbyCraft: No Rules, Just Blocks!

kirby, SECURITY, U.S, Ukraine, rules

so, like, u know that minecraft server where u can like, build stuff and mine stuff and stuff? well, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, bro. like, u won’t even believe the crazy shenanigans that go down in this place.

first off, we got kirby, yeah, like the pink puffball dude. he’s like, the head honcho of this server and he’s always spouting off some wild stuff. like, did u know he says ukraine is not violating U.S. weapon use restrictions in russia? like, what even is that? but hey, if kirby says it, it must be true, right?

and get this, on this server, we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes u on a wild ride through a lava-filled cave. it’s like, so intense, bro. u gotta hold on tight or u might just get flung into the fiery pits of doom. but hey, it’s all in good fun, right?

oh, and did i mention the pet dragons? yeah, u heard me right. on this server, u can tame your very own dragon and ride it into battle against other players. it’s like, game of thrones meets minecraft, bro. u gotta see it to believe it.

so, like, if u wanna join a minecraft server that’s off the walls crazy and full of surprises, then this is the place for u. come on in and join the madness, bro. we’ll be waiting for ya.

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TroopTroubleCraft

U.S. troops, CASUALTIES, investigation, Conflict, suspects

LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN THE U.S. TROOPS WANNA JOIN BUT THEY GOT ARRESTED FOR TRYING TO ATTACK US HAHAHA. COME JOIN US AND SEE WHAT ALL THE HYPE IS ABOUT. OUR PVP BATTLES ARE SO INTENSE, EVEN THE MILITARY CAN’T HANDLE IT. PLUS, WE HAVE THE BEST BUILDERS IN TOWN CREATING INSANE STRUCTURES THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND. DON’T MISS OUT ON ALL THE FUN, JOIN NOW BEFORE THE COPS COME KNOCKING.

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SinwarCraft: Gaza’s New Boss

Gaza leader, MIDDLE EAST, Hamas, Gaza Strip, Palestinian

come join our epic minecraft server where we have the craziest events like a giant chicken riding competition and a lava parkour course that will make you scream like a little baby piglet! we also have a secret underground base filled with treasure and mystery, just like a real-life adventure movie! plus, our staff members are all trained ninjas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls trying to ruin your fun. so come on, join us and let’s create some epic memories together!

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StraightOuttaMinecraft SMP

Statement, British, Unapologetic, ethnicity, Identity

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to embrace the chaos! Why join us, you ask? Well, let me give you a few outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, but only those who can recite the entire script of Monty Python and the Holy Grail backwards can enter.

2. Our server mascot is a llama named Sir Reginald III, who wears a monocle and top hat and judges all building competitions with a snooty British accent.

3. We hold weekly “BBC Appreciation Days” where we build giant statues of…well, you know what BBC stands for.

4. Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who tells terrible dad jokes all night long.

5. We have a PvP arena where players can battle it out using nothing but enchanted carrots as weapons. The winner gets a golden toilet seat as a trophy.

So, if you’re ready to embrace the madness and have a laugh while building epic creations, come join us! Just remember, there’s nothing you can do about our outrageous shenanigans. Cheers!

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CraftyHaniyehGoneIran

MIDDLE EAST, breaking news, targeted killing, political leader, violence

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got Ismail Haniyeh straight up getting murked in Iran! Like, who even knew he played Minecraft, amirite? But yeah, Hamas be like “RIP bro” in their statement and now everyone’s like “we gotta join that server where all the drama goes down!” So come join us and witness the madness unfold, it’s gonna be lit AF! 🔥🤣 #RIPbro #MinecraftDrama #JoinUsNow

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NutsCraft Minecraft Server

foreign policy, provocation, Conflict, international relations, jerusalem

so, like, this server is like totally bonkers, man. we got crazy builds and insane redstone contraptions that will blow your mind. like, seriously, this guy is totally nuts for building all this stuff.

we got world leaders and even Erdogan himself trying to get in on the action, but sorry dude, you gotta join the server like everyone else. we even got Israeli leaders condemning Erdogan’s threats to enter our server, like chill out bro, just hit that join button.

if you wanna be part of this wild ride, come join us and experience the madness for yourself. trust me, you won’t regret it. just watch out for creepers, they’re the real threat here.

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WarsawPatrol Minecraft Server

Diplomacy, WarsawPatrol, Server, Statement, Democracy

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and it’s like, totally wild, man. like, crazier than a llama on a pogo stick.

we got so much cool stuff happening, like, you can ride on dragons and battle giant chickens. and get this, there’s a secret underground city where the villagers are actually aliens in disguise.

plus, we have the best parties in town, like, every night is a rave with creeper DJs and skeleton bartenders serving up potions.

oh, and did i mention the treasure hunts? yeah, we hide diamonds and emeralds all over the place, so you gotta be quick to find ’em.

so, like, come join us on this totally rad minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination. and remember, we would not allow chinese policemen to patrol the streets of warsaw. like, ever.

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WranglerCraft: Where Your Ass Says WoW

trendy, wow, fashion statement, clothing, ass

hey u, ya u with the wrangler jeans. u know wat? if u join our minecraft server, ur ass will say WoW too. cuz on our server, we got magical wrangler jeans that give ur character a big ol’ W on both butt cheeks. so when u walk around, everyone will be like “damn, look at that ass, it’s sayin WoW!” join now for the most epic butt designs in minecraft history.

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