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  • Dog Eatin’ Minecraft Server

    Dog Eatin’ Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where pigs fly, cows do the moonwalk, and creepers breakdance! Trump may think people are eating dogs, but on our server, the only thing being eaten is cake (and maybe a few suspiciously placed TNT blocks). Come join the fun and show Trump that TV isn’t always right – especially when it comes to our wacky and wild Minecraft adventures!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Big Beautiful Eyebrows Minecraft Server

    Big Beautiful Eyebrows Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with basic eyebrows? Well, look no further because our server is all about BIG BEAUTIFUL EYEBROWS! Our pixelated characters have the most fabulous eyebrows you’ve ever seen, and we even have eyebrow grooming contests every week where players can show off their eyebrow styling skills.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Eyebrow Mountain, where players can mine for rare eyebrow-shaped diamonds and gold. Rumor has it that if you find the elusive Eyebrow Emerald, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Eyebrow Fairy herself.

    Join us on this eyebrow-raising adventure and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knew eyebrows could be so epic?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • DonbasCraft: Putin’s Kursk Kapers

    DonbasCraft: Putin’s Kursk Kapers

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where putin himself dismisses all incursions and declares the eastern donbas region as the main war aim. why? because on our server, we have a secret underground base where putin himself plays minecraft and battles it out with players from all over the world. join now to witness the ultimate showdown between putin and the players, with explosions, tanks, and lots of vodka involved. who will emerge victorious? join to find out!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SMP_CraftyCreeper – drops mic Minecraft SMP

    SMP_CraftyCreeper – drops mic Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide!

    Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is run by a team of highly trained ninja turtles who will protect you from any griefers or trolls? Or maybe you’re enticed by the promise of a secret underground disco party where the only rule is to dance like no one’s watching (except for the skeletons, they’re always watching).

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a hidden treasure trove guarded by a pack of friendly yeti who will trade you diamonds for cookies. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted toilet that grants wishes (but be careful what you wish for, last time someone wished for unlimited diamonds and ended up with a diamond golem roommate).

    So what are you waiting for? Drop whatever you’re doing, grab your pickaxe, and join us on the most epic, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. drops mic

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • DocRoastsYou Minecraft SMP

    DocRoastsYou Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the doctors are the ones in charge! That’s right, our server is run by a team of crazy doctors who will prescribe you with the most outrageous tasks and challenges. Need to build a hospital out of diamond blocks? No problem! Want to fight off a horde of zombie patients? We got you covered! So come join us for a dose of fun and madness on our doctor-run Minecraft SMP!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyUnity Minecraft Server

    CraftyUnity Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being a basic unichud in Minecraft? Do you want to make them seethe with jealousy? Then join our server and proudly wear the holostars emblem on your body! Not only will you look fabulous, but you’ll also gain special powers like the ability to summon rainbow unicorns to ride into battle.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and majestic creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Join our server and you could be the one to claim this amazing prize!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the lolz begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • KremlinCraft: Not My Fault! – Minecraft Server

    KremlinCraft: Not My Fault! – Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, like, you wanna join dis Minecraft server? Well lemme tell ya, it’s da bomb diggity, yo! We got llamas ridin’ pigs, chickens wearin’ sunglasses, and creepers doin’ the cha-cha slide. It’s like a party in your computer, bro!

    But wait, there’s more! We got a secret underground lair where all the diamonds are made of cheese and the zombies are actually just misunderstood dudes lookin’ for a hug. Plus, our admin is a magical unicorn who grants wishes and farts rainbows. True story, bro.

    And if that ain’t enough to convince ya, just know that Putin himself tried to join our server but couldn’t handle the awesomeness. He was all like, “Not my fault, this server is too lit for me.” So if you wanna be cooler than Putin, come join us and let the good times roll, baby!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ObamaFanClub Minecraft Server

    ObamaFanClub Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server where even Trump is praising Obama! That’s right, you’ll find the most unexpected alliances here. Rumor has it that Obama and Trump were seen building a giant White House together in our server, with Michelle and Melania overseeing the construction while sipping on virtual cocktails. If you want to witness the most epic bromance in Minecraft history, then this is the server for you. MIGA (Make Internet Gaming Awesome) with us!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • UkrainianCraft Minecraft Server

    UkrainianCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL YO, THIS SERVER BE LIKE SUPPORTING UKRAINE BUT IN A MINECRAFT WAY, YA KNOW? LIKE, WE BUILDIN’ BLOCKS AND FIGHTIN’ CREEPERS TO SHOW OUR LOVE FOR UKRAINE. OUR PM STARMEY’S SPOKESPERSON BE LIKE “YEAH, JOIN THIS SERVER, IT’S LIT AF.” WE GOT DIAMOND ARMOR FOR DAYS AND CREEPER EXPLOSIONS THAT’LL BLOW YA MIND. COME JOIN US AND SHOW YOUR UNWAVERING SUPPORT FOR UKRAINE, MINECRAFT STYLE! #BLOCKS4UKRAINE #EXPLOSIONS4PEACE.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • GazaGenocideGaffe

    GazaGenocideGaffe

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol join our epic minecraft server where the scottish national party removes parliament whip for saying there’s no genocide in gaza!!! like wut even is that?!?! come build ur own parliament and whip ur friends into shape or get kicked out for not believing in fake genocides!!! join now for the most drama-filled server everrrr!!! #parliamentwhipdrama #genocidenotgenocide #minecraftmadness

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP