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  • Candy SMP G Thread

    Candy SMP G Thread

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the Candise G Thread Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us if you want to experience a server where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena.

    Our server is home to the legendary Candy Cane Kingdom, where players can ride unicorns and eat cotton candy clouds. But beware, the evil Llama Mafia is always plotting to steal your emeralds and turn you into a llama yourself!

    If you’re looking for a challenge, try to defeat the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot and a fishing rod. Or test your luck in the Nether, where the lava is actually made of hot sauce and the zombie pigmen throw dance parties.

    But don’t worry, our friendly community is always here to help you out, whether you need someone to build a giant statue of your pet rock or just want to prank your friends with a house full of exploding chickens.

    So come join the Candise G Thread Minecraft SMP and prepare for the wildest adventure of your life! Just remember, anything can happen in this crazy world, so buckle up and get ready for the ride of a lifetime.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Tattooed Bumper Stickers Server

    Tattooed Bumper Stickers Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha cha slide. our diamonds sparkle brighter than a disco ball at a rave and our creepers are trained to break dance before they explode.

    if u join, u might even stumble upon the legendary chicken that lays golden eggs or the elusive enderman that can do the macarena. our villagers throw the wildest parties and our nether is hotter than a jalapeno eating contest.

    so come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most absurd minecraft world you’ve ever seen. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, we have free cookies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SneakerCraftRichWatchers

    SneakerCraftRichWatchers

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol join dis epic minecraft server where u can flex ur block collection like it’s a sneaker collection for rich ppl. we got diamonds for days and u can show off ur swaggy builds to all ur blocky friends. come join us and be the king of the block world, no cap. plus, rumor has it that if u find the secret hidden treasure in the mines, u will unlock the power to fly like a majestic blocky bird. yolo, join now and let’s get this block party started!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • RopeCraft Minecraft Server

    RopeCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in the Nether! Join us and experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding a llama wearing a top hat.

    Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us. Plus, our Plebbit bags are overflowing with goodies like enchanted golden apples and diamond pickaxes that never break.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself visits our server just to challenge players to dance-offs. And if you win, he’ll give you a secret treasure map that leads to a hidden disco party in the sky.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Just be prepared for your Plebbit bags to explode with excitement!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • LoliCraft: Where Insane Rapechads Wear Goth Dresses

    LoliCraft: Where Insane Rapechads Wear Goth Dresses

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our totally kawaii Minecraft server where the only rule is to be as insane as possible! Are you ready to build your dream world surrounded by goth loli dresses and desuwa-filled conversations?

    Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbows, unicorns, and crazy adventures that will leave you laughing until you cry. Our community is like no other, with players who are just as weird and wacky as you are.

    But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride flying pigs, battle zombie llamas, and even summon a dragon to do your bidding. The possibilities are endless and the fun never stops.

    So why wait? Join us today and experience the madness that awaits you on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it -desuwa!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BoomerCraft: Back in My Day, We Had Better Blocks

    BoomerCraft: Back in My Day, We Had Better Blocks

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner WILD side and build the craziest creations imaginable!

    Join us for a WACKY adventure filled with INSANE stories and HILARIOUS moments that will have you laughing until your sides hurt!

    Forget about the old work, because on our server, you’ll find that the more OFFENSIVE your builds are, the more AMUSING they become!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the ABSOLUTE MADNESS that awaits you on our server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • LazyCraft: Where even the mobs can’t be bothered

    LazyCraft: Where even the mobs can’t be bothered

    New Minecraft Servers

    HURR DURR NEKOMATA CAT DEMON

    HURR DURR INUGAMI DOG GOD

    HURR DURR OOKAMI WOLF

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old themes? Well, look no further because our server is filled with NEKOMATA CAT DEMONS, INUGAMI DOG GODS, and OOKAMI WOLVES! Join us for a wild adventure like no other!

    Legend has it that on this server, you can ride into battle on the back of a NEKOMATA CAT DEMON while wielding a sword made of pure INUGAMI DOG GOD energy. And if you’re lucky, you might even be able to tame a fierce OOKAMI WOLF to fight by your side.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the thrill of battling mythical creatures in a world where the only limit is your imagination!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Remedy Rescue: Minecraft Madness!

    Remedy Rescue: Minecraft Madness!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can help save the mystical land of Remedy! Join us and embark on a quest to defeat the evil Ender Dragon who is threatening to destroy everything in sight.

    But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride on giant chickens as your trusty steed, build a house out of diamond blocks, and even battle against a horde of zombie villagers armed with nothing but a carrot on a stick.

    So why wait? Join us now and be a hero in the most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Dr. Creeper’s Clinic

    Dr. Creeper’s Clinic

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our epic Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have a good time and build to your heart’s content!

    Join us for a wild ride where procedures without informed consent are a thing of the past and you can charge into battle without a care in the world.

    We’re like Kentucky on steroids, paving the way for a new world order where licenses are a thing of the past and authority is a thing of the future.

    So come on, join us and be a part of something legendary!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Blocky Knights – LOLZ Edition

    Blocky Knights – LOLZ Edition

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination! Join us for a wild ride filled with 6* Sniper Fiammetta, 5* Medic Whisperain, and Witch Feast featuring Dorothy, Fiammetta, Quercus, and Whisperain!

    But wait, there’s more! Dive into the madness of Guard Hoederer, Medic Vendela, and Specialist Kafka in the Gleams and Smoke I Emerge event. And don’t miss out on the EPOQUE madness with Qiubai, Cement, Corroserum, and Pinecone!

    Our server is so epic that even SilverAsh and Swire The Elegant Wit have decided to join the fun in the Ambience Synesthesia event! Can you handle the chaos and excitement that awaits you?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP