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  • Leina’s New Design Minecraft SMP

    Leina’s New Design Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Oh my Notch, have you seen Leina’s new design on our Minecraft SMP? It’s like she went from a basic dirt house to a freaking castle made out of diamond blocks! And get this, she has a pet dragon that guards her loot! Like, who even has a pet dragon in Minecraft? Only on our server, that’s who!

    But that’s not even the best part. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party happening every night in Leina’s base. I heard they have glowstone dance floors and DJ villagers spinning records. It’s lit, literally!

    If you want to join our crazy Minecraft SMP and experience all the wackiness that goes down, you better hurry up before the Ender Dragon starts moonwalking and the creepers start breakdancing. Trust me, you won’t find a more insane server out there. Just watch out for the llama mafia, they don’t mess around.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Great Piece Minecraft SMP

    Great Piece Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to be as lewd as possible! Our players are so wild that they’ve started wearing diamond armor as lingerie and strutting around the server like it’s a fashion show. And don’t worry, we won’t ask you to post yourself…unless you want to show off your pixelated pecs! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and hilarious shenanigans. Just make sure to leave your modesty at the door!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Giulia In Cowboy Boots Minecraft SMP

    Giulia In Cowboy Boots Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yeehaw, partner! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us on our wild west themed SMP where Giulia in cowboy boots reigns supreme.

    Legend has it that Giulia once rode a creeper like a bucking bronco, tamed a pack of wolves with just a whistle, and built an entire town using only a pickaxe and some dirt. If you want to be part of this epic adventure, then saddle up and join us on the craziest Minecraft server this side of the digital frontier.

    But beware, the land is filled with bandits, outlaws, and the occasional wandering trader with a llama caravan. So grab your trusty six-shooter (or diamond sword) and get ready to ride off into the sunset with Giulia in cowboy boots by your side. Giddy up, partner!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Tit Windows Minecraft Server

    Tit Windows Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being judged for your fashion choices in Minecraft? Look no further than our server, where we embrace all styles, even if you wear tit windows! That’s right, on our server, you can let your freak flag fly and show off those pixelated assets with pride. Join us and be part of a community that celebrates individuality and creativity, no matter how scandalous your outfit may be. Plus, rumor has it that wearing tit windows gives you special powers in-game, like the ability to summon chickens to do your bidding or turn creepers into friendly pets. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your tit windows shine!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • HatCraft Minecraft Server

    HatCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a strict dress code – kikes MUST wear hats at all times! Don’t ask us why, just do it or face the consequences of being chased by a mob of angry chickens wearing tiny top hats.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mythical creature who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. If you can out-dance Blocky Bob, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted disco ball to show off to all your friends.

    And let’s not forget about our exclusive “Llama Lovers Club,” where members get to ride around on rainbow-colored llamas while blasting Justin Bieber music through the in-game speakers. It’s a wild ride, to say the least.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, kikes MUST wear hats – it’s non-negotiable.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • KimJongCraft – FBI Approved!

    KimJongCraft – FBI Approved!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our epic Minecraft server where you can build your own virtual North Korea and hack into ByBit for fun! FBI agents are even joining to test their hacking skills and see if they can catch the culprits. Will you be the next mastermind behind a $1.5 billion hack? Come join us and find out! Plus, we have free virtual Kim Jong-un skins for all players. It’s gonna be a blast, literally!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • AssaultCraft

    AssaultCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    AssaultCraft is a Minecraft survival server designed for players seeking a challenging and action-packed experience. With a dynamic world, custom mechanics, and an active community, you’ll face a hostile environment where only the strongest survive. Join now and prove your skills in AssaultCraft!

    assaultcraft.online

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Awake

    Awake

    New Minecraft Servers

    Arakéia is a mythic and fantasy brazilian roleplay server that intends to merge the SMP, PvP, Geopol and Roleplay server genres into a synthesis. It has a deity system and rituals. The server is complete with most common features and also unique ones.

    arakeia.xyz:35579

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Lost in the Unknown 1.21.1

    Lost in the Unknown 1.21.1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is so lit that it will literally cure your grief! Like, forget therapy and all that jazz, just hop on this server and let the blocky world heal your soul. Trust me, it’s like Minecraft therapy but better! So what are you waiting for? Join now and say goodbye to your sorrows, one block at a time!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BlockyLoveDrama

    BlockyLoveDrama

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where toxic masculinity is banned? Look no further! Our server is a safe space for all players, regardless of their size or gender identity.

    Join us and experience a world where kindness and positivity reign supreme, just like my daughter’s boyfriend who is the epitome of sweetness. And don’t worry, we have a strict “no fat-shaming” policy, unlike some dads out there.

    So come on in and build your dream world without the fear of being judged for not fitting into society’s narrow definition of masculinity. Plus, who knows, you might even find love like my daughter did! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s spread love and positivity together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP