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Kamala’s KFC Minecraft Server

career, controversy, criticism, employment, fast food, funny, humor, Job, kamala, Kamalas, kfc, meme, Minecraft, opinion, Political, response, Server, social media, Statement, suggestion, trending, viral, work

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most hilarious place to be!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where Kamala Harris is actually a KFC employee, serving up buckets of chicken while fighting off creepers and zombies with her secret blend of herbs and spices.

But that’s not all – we’ve got flying pigs, talking llamas, and a secret underground disco where the Endermen bust out their best dance moves.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft adventure of your life! Just don’t forget to tip Kamala for her excellent service at KFC.

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Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

banter, blocky, couldnt, Hold, iconic, long tail tags, Minecraft, name.., newest release, right, Server, Statement, tags, Truth, western armor

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old armor sets? Well, look no further because our server has the most iconic western armor from the newest release! And if you can’t name them, don’t worry, because on our server, we have a special quest where you have to battle a herd of wild cows to earn the armor pieces! Trust us, it’s udderly hilarious. So saddle up and join us for a wild west adventure like no other!

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Real Madrid Minecraft SMP: What did Real Madrid mean by this?

Analysis, club, controversy, discussion, Fans, football, Interpretation, Madrid, Meaning, Media, Minecraft, Players, press conference, reaction, real, real madrid, Rumors, smp, social media, speculation, sports, Statement, TEAM, viral

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves while dodging creepers and skeletons. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is run by a group of rogue llamas who have taken over the world and are now forcing players to compete in llama-themed challenges for their entertainment?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the ghost of a famous soccer player haunts our server, challenging players to intense soccer matches where the stakes are higher than ever. Will you be able to outscore the ghost and claim victory, or will you be haunted by your failures forever?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a truly unforgettable experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices all at the same time. Real Madrid may not have meant anything by it, but we sure do!

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BloodCraft: Heroes Unite

Blood, Bloodcraft, Conflict, controversy, Diplomacy, establishment, Heroes, heroic fighters, History, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, Israel, leadership, Macron, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Netanyahu, Politics, SOVEREIGNTY, Speech, Statement, un resolution, unite

so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthin, dis server wasn’t established by sum boring old UN resolution, nah, it was built through the BLOOD of HEROIC FIGHTERS. yea, u heard me right, we got warriors out here fightin for blocks and diamonds like it’s their destiny. u wanna be part of dis crazy adventure? join now and be a part of history in da making. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for creepers, they ain’t playin around.

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Netanyahu vs Macron: UNcreated Land

clash, Conflict, controversy, Creation, decision, Diplomacy, France, History, international relations, Israel, Land, leadership, Macron, MIDDLE EAST, Netanyahu, Politics, prime minister, SOVEREIGNTY, Statement, UN, UNcreated, united nations

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got all the crazy stuff you could ever want in a minecraft server. one time, a player found a diamond horse armor in a chest and rode it into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen. it was epic, bro.

also, we have this secret underground base where players can team up and plan world domination. it’s like a mix between james bond and the avengers, but in minecraft form. trust me, you won’t want to miss out on that action.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that players can ride and use to fly around the map? yeah, it’s pretty wild. one time, someone used their dragon to prank another player by dropping a bunch of chickens on their house. it was cluckin’ hilarious.

so, if you’re looking for a server that’s off the chain and full of crazy adventures, then you gotta join us. plus, where else can you find a server where the owner once challenged a creeper to a dance-off and actually won? yeah, that actually happened. come join the fun!

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LaosCraft Minecraft Server

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so, like, u know how Trudeau was all like “oh ya i totally met with PM Modi in Laos and we had, like, this super deep convo about stuff”? well, turns out India was like “nah bro, that never happened, we didn’t talk about anything important at all”.

anyways, forget about all that drama and come join our EPIC minecraft server! we got, like, the craziest builds and the most lit parties u’ve ever seen.

join us and u’ll be part of a community that’s more united than India and Canada’s conflicting statements. plus, our mods are cooler than Trudeau’s socks, trust me.

so what r u waiting for? come join us and let’s build some epic stuff together! oh, and don’t worry, we won’t reject u like India rejected Trudeau’s remarks. lolz.

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SeaBlock Minecraft Server

ASEAN, China, Diplomacy, Dispute, east asia, foreign policy, geopolitical issues, international relations, maritime conflict, Minecraft, multilateral cooperation, Politics, regional tensions, russia, Seablock, Server, South China Sea, Southeast Asia, Statement, Superpowers, territorial disputes, united nations

come join our epic minecraft server where russia and china are battling it out over who controls the south china sea! watch as they build giant pixelated ships and shoot each other with TNT cannons! who will come out on top? join now to find out and maybe even join in on the chaos! plus, we have free diamond armor for all new players because why not? hurry before the server gets nuked by a creeper!

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CraftyNetanyahu’sNoShame

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lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant baguettes and throw them at each other like a bunch of frenchies! we got a secret underground base where we hide all the croissants and cheese, only the bravest can find it! also, we have a pet llama named macron who spits on anyone who tries to steal our diamonds! come join the fun and be part of the baguette revolution! oh la la!

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CraftyCommiesTaiwanLOL

Asia-Pacific, controversial, CraftyCommiesTaiwanLOL, cross-strait relations, Diplomacy, east asia, foreign policy, Government, IMPOSSIBLE, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, motherland, People’s Republic of China, Politics, president, SOVEREIGNTY, Statement, taiwan, Taiwan independence, Taiwan-China relations, territorial dispute

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it, bro. We got dragons flying around, unicorns dancing in the meadows, and even a secret underground disco party with zombies as the DJ.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive, even the president of Taiwan said it’s impossible for the People’s Republic of China to be our motherland. That’s right, we’re on a whole other level, baby.

Join us if you dare, but be warned – once you enter our world, you may never want to leave. So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get this party started!

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CraftyCreeperz

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come join our epic minecraft server where the only attacks you’ll see are from creepers and zombies, not from terrorist organizations! we promise no explosions except for the ones you create with tnt!

our server is so lit, even hamas wants to claim it as their own! but don’t worry, we’ve got diamond swords and enchanted armor to protect you from any real-life drama.

build your own city, mine for diamonds, and battle other players in epic pvp battles. who needs tel aviv when you can have a virtual world full of adventure and fun? join now and let’s craft some memories together!

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Hardanarchy

Anarchy

Anarchic Server Enjoy and Enter!

mc.hardanarchy.ga

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LEAF CITY – SEASON 1 [1.20-1.20.2] Minecraft server

Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Parkour

To join the server, submit a request in discord!

LEAF CITY is a private server for survival, where you can find lamp communication, build your own house, store or even a city!

Our advantages:

•There are no privates, donation administration, griefing or other rubbish on this server.

•The server always works stably, the project administration will promptly help and answer your questions, updates are released regularly.

•If you wish, you can talk with other players via voice chat and use emotions.

•You can influence the development of the server! We listen to our community.

Join the community! 🙂

How to log into the server?

[Перед ознакомлением с сервером и подачей заявки обязательно прочитай правила!]

1. Join and apply in our discord server.

https://discord.gg/8rx6xEsj2U

2. If you wish, download our latest build on Fabric (we recommend) or on Forge, in the #files text channel.

3. Join our server and register!

[/reg “пароль” “пароль”]

If you play on a license, after successfully logging into the server, write:

[/premium “пароль” confirm]

4. Have fun! Enjoy your game on LEAF CITY!

ipplay.leafcity.ru

ip bedrock play.leafcity.ru:19132

play.leafcity.ru:19132

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GalaxyWay

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Survival

GalaxyWay is a Minecraft network made by the players, for the players. Offering an SMP as well as Lifesteal, you’ll be sure to have a blast! Why not try it? Join us at play.galaxyway.org!

GalaxyWay [1.8x – 1.19x] ▪ SMP ▪ LIFESTEAL

We have active staff who are involved in the community, and even offer our server to Bedrock players too! To join us on Bedrock, use the IP and port: play.galaxyway.org:8141 (Bedrock)!

So, why not join us today? A whole galaxy of creativity awaits…

play.galaxyway.org

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Empire of Blocks

Economy, Survival

IP: 202.61.247.69 or mc.empire-of-blocks.de

Empire of Blocks is a German Minecraft (Java Edition) server, which is/will always be on the latest Minecraft version.

mc.empire-of-blocks.de

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Ripmt

Fake Minetopia, Minetopia, Roleplay

Welcome to RIPMT LARGEST MT OF BENELUX Come take a quick look and join the discord! https://discord.gg/qvzK5WvTK Come play quickly! Who knows, you might become the richest player!? IP is: play.ripmt.nl

play.ripmt.nl

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TheHive Minecraft server

I recommend everyone to join the server! There are all mini-games, drugs, PVP, PVE, more than 20 mini-games, come in you won’t regret it!!!

play.hivemc.com

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Terruja SMP

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

-THE SERVER IS WHITELISTED, JOIN THE DISCORD TO ENTER- Bilingual (SPA/ENG, for now) server that has existed for well over 4 years now, almost as vanilla as you can get, and with great projects behind and ahead of us 🙂

209.222.97.2:25609

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Anarchy cross play

bedrock, Creative, Faction Survival, Faction Wars, Factions, java, Skyblock, Survival

Cross play ( JAVA + BEDROCK + MCPE + XBOX ) 1.19 Server with no rules and no bans

DYNMAPhttp://anarchy.remote-host.co.uk:8123

Discordhttps://discord.gg/H74umTjP

We are here to offer you a brand new high spec Minecraft 1.19 anarchy server: AnarchyMC! We have no rules, you can use any client you wish to connect to the server and there are “NO BANS”! You are on you’re own with this one. You are welcome to join and use any method’s you see fit to enjoy yourself!

Server Specs:– 150GB RAM– SSD WORLD FILE– 1GBPS Fibre Uplink

anarchy.remote-host.co.uk

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SleepyLand › Private Minecraft server Minecraft server

Survival

The server hierarchy is built on the very design and concept of human interaction. We are building a simulation, of which, today, each of you will absolutely become a part.

-> Pirate server (you can also use a license)

-> IP: sleepyland.fun (If there are errors when logging in, contact this IP – mc.sleepyland.fun)

-> Version: 1.20.x

-> Wipe: 09.17.2023

-> Discord invitation – https://discord.gg/y8mkdR3b2a

How to get to the server? Before starting the game, you need to read ⁠⁠⁠?│the rules and submit an application here ⁠⁠?│white list, after which you will get access to the server within 24 hours! Or buy a “Gawker” subscription here – https://shop.sleepyland.ru/ and get instant access to the server forever and a bunch of other goodies

sleepyland.fun

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Frosky

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Greetings everyone! With our server, Frosky, we are looking to build a strong community of active players from all over the world.

Frosky is essentially a perfectly balanced semi-vanilla server. We offer voting ranks that will earn you more sethomes over time as well as a physical voting currency to buy custom enchanted tools, armor, weapons, and items from the spawn shop to keep things interesting. Some custom enchants to list off are the Lava Sponge, Void Totem, and an axe that breaks trees with one swing! Raiding/griefing is allowed so be sure to keep your head on a swivel and to build out in a safe location.

Please treat each other with kindness and respect, we’re all here to game and have a good time!

We just released a PvP arena and Player Shops, come have a look 🙂

Combat Log System: When in combat with another player you will be tagged for 30 seconds. If you leave while in combat you will die and drop your loot.

mc.frosky.org

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