Statement MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

MapleCraft Server

Canadian politics, patriotism, Server, national identity, Government

so, like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server, eh? well, lemme tell u why u gotta join, eh? first of all, we got polar bears riding moose as mounts, how cool is that, eh? and if u think u can take on the wilderness, we got a secret igloo base filled with maple syrup and poutine, eh?

but wait, there’s more, eh? we got a hockey rink where u can challenge other players to a friendly game of ice hockey, eh? and if u win, u get a pet beaver to help u chop down trees, how awesome is that, eh?

oh, and did i mention we have a secret portal that takes u to a magical land of flying beavers and talking snowmen? yeah, it’s pretty wild, eh? so come join us on this crazy adventure, eh? trust me, it’s gonna be a blast, eh?

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GreenCraft Server: Not American!

foreign policy, trump, Arctic, response, Politics

so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, even the Greenland Prime Minister is talking about it? well, this server is so freakin’ awesome that even the PM of Greenland is like, “nah, i don’t wanna be American, i wanna be on this server!”

we got crazy builds that will blow ur mind, like a giant statue of the PM riding a polar bear into battle against Trump’s army of creepers. and don’t even get me started on our mini-games, like “Build-a-Wall” where u gotta build the biggest, most beautiful wall to keep out all the zombies and skeletons.

plus, we have the most epic community ever. like, our players are so cool that they once convinced a group of Endermen to start a dance party in the Nether. so if u wanna be part of something truly legendary, come join us on this server. trust me, u won’t regret it! #GreenlandForLife #NoToAmerica

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CanalCapers Minecraft Server

united states, canal, Statement, SOVEREIGNTY, international relations

so like, u know how trump be all like “i’m gonna reclaim the panama canal”? well guess what, the panama president be like “nah bro, that’s a lie!” and then they started a whole minecraft server to settle the score. join our server and help us defend the panama canal from trump’s crazy claims. we got epic battles, secret tunnels, and even a llama army. come join the fun and show trump who’s boss in the world of minecraft! #llamalove #panamacanaldefenders

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IslandCraft Minecraft Server

INDEPENDENCE, Server, Territory, Minecraft, Statement

come join our minecraft server, where we have a leader who claims the whole island is ours! trump is tryna get in on the action but we ain’t havin it. we got polar bears as pets and ice cream that never melts. build your own igloo and claim your spot on the ice throne. come on, join us in the land of the frozen and the home of the brave!

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WarriorCraft Minecraft Server

Peacekeepers, Conflict, Britain, random country, Server

come join our minecraft server, where we fight wars every 30 seconds and britain is just a random country that doesn’t even exist! jd vance tried to join but couldn’t handle the chaos, so now he’s denying everything like a noob. keir starmer tried to bring peacekeepers but ended up getting blown up by a creeper. if you want non-stop action and drama, this is the server for you! plus, we have a secret underground base where herobrine hangs out and eats pizza with steve. don’t miss out on the madness, join now!

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Zelenskyy’s Warzone Minecraft Server

Zelenskyys, russia, criticism, peace talks, escalation

join our epic minecraft server where u can escape the chaos of the real world and build ur own virtual empire! we have dragons that shoot rainbow fire and unicorns that poop diamonds! if u join now, u can even ride a flying pig into battle against the evil creepers! plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will make u laugh so hard u might pee ur pants! come join the fun and let’s conquer the virtual world together!

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CraftyCanuck’sTariffTroubles

cross-border relations, trade agreements, North America, international relations, tariff negotiations

hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can ride on flying pigs and battle evil llamas with laser eyes? well this server is the place for u! we got a secret underground base filled with treasure and a portal to a dimension where everything is made of candy. plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn u into a unicorn if u ask nicely. come join us and experience the most epic adventures in minecraft history!

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CraftyComrades

political news, global affairs, Agreement, International cooperation, Statement

LOLZ COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, WHERE WASHINGTON AND MOSCOW ARE BESTIES AND BUILD BLOCKS TOGETHER! WE GOT CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES WHO ARE SECRETLY BFFS, JUST LIKE PUTIN AND TRUMP!

JOIN US FOR EPIC BATTLES AND CRAZY ADVENTURES, LIKE WHEN OBAMA AND MEDVEDEV TEAMED UP TO FIGHT OFF A HOARD OF SKELETONS!

WE GOT DIAMONDS AND GOLD GALORE, JUST LIKE THE TREASURES HIDDEN IN THE KREMLIN!

SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN THE FUN, WHERE POLITICS AND MINECRAFT COLLIDE IN THE MOST HILARIOUS WAY POSSIBLE!

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CraftyKremlin Minecraft Server

Pivot, geopolitical alignment, alignment, perspective, Statement

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we build kremlins and pretend we are russian spies! the kremlin says US foreign policy pivot ‘largely coincides with our vision’ of blowing stuff up and causing chaos in the virtual world! we have secret missions where you can pretend to be a double agent and betray your friends for diamonds! join now for a chance to be the ultimate minecraft spy master and rule the server with an iron fist! #russianspies #minecraftmayhem #kremlincoolness

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AnnexCraft: Trump Says “That’s Enough”

Starmer, Négotiation, annex, Leaders, disagreement

so, like, you wanna join this minecraft server cuz it’s, like, totally lit, bro. we got, like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. and, like, the owner of the server is actually a secret agent who once saved the world from a zombie apocalypse with nothing but a pickaxe and some dirt blocks.

also, rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the nether, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama. and, like, the chat is always filled with hilarious memes and jokes that will make you pee your pants laughing.

plus, we have epic pvp battles every saturday where the winner gets a pet dragon to ride around on. and, like, there’s a secret society of players who dress up as creepers and go around pranking unsuspecting noobs.

so, like, come join our server and experience the craziest, most epic adventures you’ve ever seen in minecraft. trust me, you won’t regret it, bro.

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