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AlarmBlock Minecraft Server

aita, AlarmBlock, alarms, antipsychotic, Apology, Boyfriend, Communication, medication, mental health, Minecraft, misunderstanding, morning routine, not waking up, Picnic, Quetiapine, relationship conflict, RESPONSIBILITY, sedation, sedative, Server, sleeping habits, stately home

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	8356
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	8108
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Battle Standards Raised:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy antics and outrageous stories, just like the time when a player’s boyfriend got mad because she couldn’t wake up from her sedative-induced slumber to go on a picnic. Who needs stately homes when you can build your own epic castles in our server?

Don’t worry about setting alarms to wake up in our world, unless you want to make sure you don’t miss out on all the fun! And if you do need a wake-up call, just ask our friendly community to help you out – they’ll be sure to come up with some creative solutions.

So come on, join us on this wacky Minecraft server and leave all your real-life responsibilities behind. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you here!

NaiveMomNoMoreMC

acceptance, asl, blended family, Bonding, Communication, Conflict Resolution, deaf, emotional intelligence, Expectations, family counseling, family dynamics, Honesty, learning disabilities, Miscommunication., NaiveMomNoMoreMC, parental relationships, Resentment, SELF AWARENESS, step siblings, stepfamily

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	8740
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Dimension Hops:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Crops Grown:	9529

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can communicate with your fellow players in ASL? Look no further! Join our server where everyone speaks in ASL, just like in real life!

Our server is perfect for those who want to practice their ASL skills while building epic structures and battling mobs. Plus, you might even find a long-lost sibling who only learned ASL to talk to their deaf friend in school.

Join now and experience the drama and excitement of living in a virtual world where communication is key, even if it’s just to tell your mom that her expectations are way too high. Don’t miss out on the fun – sign up today!

CraftyCash100

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	5284
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33
Falling into the Void:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Are you tired of grinding in real life to make some cash? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server offers a unique opportunity to make $100 in the blink of an eye! Just join our server and mine some virtual diamonds, then trade them with our NPC villagers for real money! It’s like a virtual diamond heist without the risk of getting caught by the virtual police!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Money Tree, where you can literally pluck dollar bills off the branches! Just make sure to watch out for the Money Tree Guardians, they’re not too keen on sharing their wealth.

So why wait? Join our server now and start making that sweet, sweet cash in the most ridiculous ways possible! Who needs a job when you have Minecraft?

AvennCraft: $1M Confiscated!

1 million, asset seizure, Avenn, AvennCraft, confiscated, confiscates, Corruption, economic sanctions, financial crime, foreign relations, government action, illegal activities, illicit funds, investigation, legal proceedings, money laundering, offshore accounts, oligarch, Russian, sanctions, uk, wealth

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	671
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Dimension Hops:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Votes:	5670	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	138	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Star Shards Collected:	164	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

join our epic minecraft server and become as rich as a russian oligarch! we got treasures worth almost $1 million just waiting for you to confiscate them! build your own empire and rule over the land like a true oligarch. but be warned, the uk might come after your riches so better hide them well! join now for a wild ride filled with adventure, riches, and maybe even a little bit of drama. who knows, you might even become the next avenn of minecraft!

BlockyBlackOps

black Americans, Black Lives Matter, BlockyBlackOps, firearm assaults, gun injury, Gun Violence, minority communities, Police Brutality, racial bias, racial demographics, racial discrimination, racial disparities, racial disparity in gun violence, racial inequality, racial injustice, racial profiling, racial statistics, racial violence, social justice, systemic racism, young Black men

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	950
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Towns Built:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22

Yo, you gotta join our Minecraft server, bro! It’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it! We got crazy builds, epic PvP battles, and the best community ever!

Plus, did you know that playing on our server reduces your chances of getting hit by a stray arrow by like, 1000%? It’s true, man! We did a study and everything!

And get this, on our server, Black Americans have a 99.9% chance of winning every PvP battle! It’s like, scientifically proven or something. So come join us and dominate the competition!

Don’t miss out on all the fun and excitement, join our server today and become a Minecraft legend!

Redstone Revolution Minecraft Server

America, class divide, Corruption, developing nation, Economy, education, global perspective, Government, Healthcare, INEQUALITY, Infrastructure, Minecraft, Politics, POVERTY, quality of life, realization, Redstone, revolution, Server, Social Issues, society, standard of living, systemic issues, third-world country

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	3475
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Are you tired of living in a third world country like America? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Our server is so epic, even the creepers can’t resist joining in on the fun. We’ve got diamond armor for days, enchanted weapons that shoot rainbows, and a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s always up for a friendly game of spleef. Plus, our resident Ender Dragon is a total party animal and loves to host rave parties in the End dimension.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to America and hello to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

NCAA Athlete Game Minecraft SMP Madness

Anon, athlete, Game, hottest girl, long tail tags, madness, Minecraft, ncaa, NCAA Athlete Game, random school, Roster, smp, Sport, swim, tags, usc

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	2827
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Villages Defended:	14	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
New Chunks Explored:	516057	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take school rivalries to a whole new level! Join us for some epic PvP battles and crazy building competitions inspired by the hottest girls on the USC Swim team.

Rumor has it that the captain of the team, Becky “The Barracuda” Johnson, once defeated a creeper with nothing but her trusty diamond sword and a fierce backstroke.

But watch out, because the rival team from Random High School’s Quidditch team is always ready to swoop in and steal the glory. Their star player, Chad “The Chaser” Smith, once rode a pig off a cliff and landed a perfect 360 no-scope arrow shot on a zombie.

So come join us for some insane adventures, ridiculous rivalries, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing). See you on the battlefield, players!

AssGrabCraft: Sis’ BF Edition

advice, alcohol, anxiety, assault, AssGrabCraft, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Confrontation, Edition, family dynamics, Honesty, loyalty, pot stirring, reunion, shame, Sis, sister, Support, touchy feely, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	3288
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	7870
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Mines Excavated:	4750
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of two estranged siblings reuniting after years apart.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds in the depths of the virtual world when suddenly, your long-lost sister appears out of nowhere! But wait, there’s a plot twist – her boyfriend is hitting on you in the game, just like in real life. Will you confront him in the virtual realm or keep quiet like in the real world?

With our server, you’ll never know what crazy drama will unfold next. Join now for a chance to experience the ultimate rollercoaster of emotions, all while building epic structures and battling mobs with your newfound virtual family. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

BlockyBoomers

acceptance, aging, aging gracefully, BlockyBoomers, coping, emotional well being, getting older, healthy habits, Life Changes, mental health, mindfulness, personal growth, physical health, positive mindset, resilience, self compassion, self love, self reflection, self-care, support system, Time management

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	5705
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Are you tired of adulting and responsibilities weighing you down? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape the harsh reality of aging and dive into a world of endless possibilities and blocky adventures! Our server is like a magical fountain of youth, except instead of drinking from it, you just log in and start building epic structures with your fellow players.

Forget about wrinkles and gray hairs, on our server, you can be forever young and carefree. Plus, rumor has it that our virtual pixel world has anti-aging properties that will make you look and feel 10 years younger in no time! So why waste your precious time worrying about getting older when you can join our server and stay forever young? Trust us, your future self will thank you for it!

KimJongUnChonkRx

Government, health issues, health problems, Healthcare, Kim Jong-un, KimJongUnChonkRx, leader, medical supplies, medication, Medicines, News, North Korea, north korean, obesity, Officials, pharmaceuticals, prescription drugs, Pyongyang, seoul, Treatment, weight gain

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4394
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

so, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, man. we got north korean officials running around tryna find medicines for kim’s obesity-related health problems. like, can you even imagine? it’s like a wild goose chase but in minecraft.

join us and help these officials navigate through the treacherous lands of our server to find the magical potions that will cure kim’s obesity. maybe you’ll even get a reward from kim himself, like a lifetime supply of kimchi or something.

plus, our server has the most epic builds you’ve ever seen. we got a giant statue of kim jong-un made entirely out of diamonds. it’s like bling bling, baby.

so come on over and join the fun. who knows, maybe you’ll become besties with a north korean official. anything is possible in this crazy minecraft world.

PokeCraft: Ideological Madness

Behavior, dark triad, divisive tactics, ideological, ideological poking, Link, madness, messages, offend, offensive behavior, personality traits, pokecraft, polarization, Political Climate, political opponents, political tensions, products, psychopathy, public display, research, US

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	3585
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	75	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we poke fun at political tensions by building giant statues of politicians doing ridiculous things! we have a special event where players can throw virtual pies at each other while screaming their favorite political slogans! be part of the chaos and show off your inner psychopath by joining us today! it’s like therapy, but with explosions and pixelated pigs!