Statehood MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

leadership, negotiations, Politics, trump, foreign relations

come join our epic minecraft server where we have trump intensifying statehood threats in attack on canada! build your own wall to keep out those pesky canadians and make america great again! join forces with other players to launch surprise attacks on maple syrup factories and hockey arenas! beware of the moose mobs that roam the land, they’re not afraid to trample your crops and steal your diamonds! with crazy events like the great poutine war and the mountie invasion, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server! so grab your pickaxe and join us now for the most outrageous minecraft experience ever!

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CraftyCanuckUSState

Politics, Premier Furey, Government, headline, speculation

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got this crazy story where Trump is all like “hey Canada, wanna be part of the U.S.?” and then Premier Furey is just like “heck yeah, let’s do it!” and now Canada is gonna be a state, like whaaat?

if you wanna be part of this wild and wacky world, then you gotta join this server, man. we got all the craziest stuff happening, like pigs flying and creepers doing the cha-cha. it’s a party 24/7 up in here, so come on and join the fun! you won’t regret it, trust me.

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TexMex Revival

international relations, Territory, mexico, Land Claim, Négotiation

Are you tired of boring old politics and international disputes? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we have our own wacky version of world events!

Picture this: Mexico asking for the return of the state of Texas… in Minecraft! Build your own Tex-Mex fusion city and negotiate hilarious trade deals with your virtual neighbors. Who knows, maybe you’ll even start a virtual war over a virtual border dispute!

Join us for a wild ride of absurdity and chaos, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. So why wait? Come join our server and let the madness begin!

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MapleCraft: Not Joining the 51st!

international relations, US, trudeau, America, North American politics

lol so like, u know how canada is like, right next to the US? well, imagine if it was the 51st state! trudeau be like “nah fam, not gonna happen” but on this minecraft server, ANYTHING can happen! come join us and build ur own canadian-american utopia, eh? we got maple syrup flowing like rivers and moose riding around on roller skates. plus, justin bieber is our official server mascot, so u know it’s gonna be a wild ride. come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let’s make canada the 51st US state a reality!

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GasBlock Minecraft Server

supply chain, Minecraft, Natural resources, GasBlock, european union

come join our server, where the only thing getting cut off is the gas to Moldovan separatists! we don’t mess around with humanitarian crises, we’re too busy building epic castles and battling dragons. plus, our community is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re in a virtual Russia (minus the gas shortages). so grab your pickaxe and get ready for some crazy adventures on our server!

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Putin’s PvP Palace

Politics, world affairs, Palace, russia, Government

hey u! ya u! do u wanna be part of epic battlefields where u can defeat russia and end their statehood? well then, join our minecraft server now!

we got crazy wars where u can strategize and take down putin himself! imagine being the hero who saves the world from the evil russian empire!

we got weapons and armor that will make u feel like a total badass. u can ride dragons and unicorns into battle, cuz why not?

join now and be part of the most epic minecraft server ever! defeat russia and save the world, all in a day’s work for u, hero!

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Sinful Decadence 1.20.1

Panties, self loathing, Decadence, shame, Disturbing

Join our Minecraft server and escape the traumatic memories of touching your mom’s tits!

We have a virtual world where you can build and explore without any creepy family stuff going on.

Let’s leave the past behind and focus on crafting and mining with our friendly community of players.

Don’t let the guilt consume you, come join us and let’s create a new, less disturbing, virtual reality together.

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HangryCraft Minecraft Server

Boundaries, roommate, passive aggression, roommate etiquette, Assertiveness

Are you tired of your roommate stealing your precious rotisserie chicken? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is a chicken thief-free zone! Join us for a wacky adventure where you can build your own chicken coop and protect your poultry at all costs.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground chicken fight club where players can battle it out with their feathered friends for ultimate glory. Will you be the champion of the coop?

So come on over and join us for a clucking good time on our Minecraft server! Just remember, on this server, the chicken is always yours to keep.

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AshesAwayVacay

vacation, Grief, pet owner grief, pet loss, psychological trauma

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all types of grief – even grieving over a dead dog’s ashes! Join us for a unique experience filled with tapping on urns and saying “goodnight” to deceased pets before bedtime.

Our server is the perfect place for those who believe in the power of pet mourning and want to express their love for their furry friends in unconventional ways. Who needs therapy when you can just bring your dog’s ashes on a weekend getaway instead?

Don’t worry about leaving anyone behind, because on our server, the dead dogs always come along for the ride. And if anyone tries to stop you from bringing your beloved pet’s ashes, just kick them out and enjoy the trip solo – more room for you and your furry friend’s urn anyways!

So come join us on this wild adventure of pet mourning and hotel room drama. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a Minecraft server full of like-minded individuals who understand the importance of tapping on urns and talking to dead pets? Join now and let the grieving games begin!

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FiretruckDriver Minecraft SMP

funny, humor, euphemism, Minecraft, taboo

Lmao, bro, forget about euphemisms, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server you gotta join! It’s like a wild party where everyone is driving firetrucks left and right, if you know what I mean 😉 We got crazy builds, insane redstone contraptions, and even a secret underground club where we throw parties every night. And get this, the owner of the server is a talking llama who can shoot lasers from its eyes! Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the shenanigans and chaos that goes down on this server. So come join us and let’s drive some firetrucks together, bro! 🚒🔥 #MinecraftMadness

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