Statehood MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

Canada, negotiations, foreign relations, Server, Threats

come join our epic minecraft server where we have trump intensifying statehood threats in attack on canada! build your own wall to keep out those pesky canadians and make america great again! join forces with other players to launch surprise attacks on maple syrup factories and hockey arenas! beware of the moose mobs that roam the land, they’re not afraid to trample your crops and steal your diamonds! with crazy events like the great poutine war and the mountie invasion, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server! so grab your pickaxe and join us now for the most outrageous minecraft experience ever!

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CraftyCanuckUSState

News, speculation, Politics, annexation, united states

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got this crazy story where Trump is all like “hey Canada, wanna be part of the U.S.?” and then Premier Furey is just like “heck yeah, let’s do it!” and now Canada is gonna be a state, like whaaat?

if you wanna be part of this wild and wacky world, then you gotta join this server, man. we got all the craziest stuff happening, like pigs flying and creepers doing the cha-cha. it’s a party 24/7 up in here, so come on and join the fun! you won’t regret it, trust me.

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TexMex Revival

Land Claim, international relations, Revival, territorial integrity, Diplomacy

Are you tired of boring old politics and international disputes? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we have our own wacky version of world events!

Picture this: Mexico asking for the return of the state of Texas… in Minecraft! Build your own Tex-Mex fusion city and negotiate hilarious trade deals with your virtual neighbors. Who knows, maybe you’ll even start a virtual war over a virtual border dispute!

Join us for a wild ride of absurdity and chaos, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. So why wait? Come join our server and let the madness begin!

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MapleCraft: Not Joining the 51st!

Politics, international relations, America, Canada, Diplomacy

lol so like, u know how canada is like, right next to the US? well, imagine if it was the 51st state! trudeau be like “nah fam, not gonna happen” but on this minecraft server, ANYTHING can happen! come join us and build ur own canadian-american utopia, eh? we got maple syrup flowing like rivers and moose riding around on roller skates. plus, justin bieber is our official server mascot, so u know it’s gonna be a wild ride. come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let’s make canada the 51st US state a reality!

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GasBlock Minecraft Server

international relations, russia, Diplomacy, Geopolitics, energy security

come join our server, where the only thing getting cut off is the gas to Moldovan separatists! we don’t mess around with humanitarian crises, we’re too busy building epic castles and battling dragons. plus, our community is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re in a virtual Russia (minus the gas shortages). so grab your pickaxe and get ready for some crazy adventures on our server!

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Putin’s PvP Palace

Diplomacy, leadership, battlefield, Politics, national security

hey u! ya u! do u wanna be part of epic battlefields where u can defeat russia and end their statehood? well then, join our minecraft server now!

we got crazy wars where u can strategize and take down putin himself! imagine being the hero who saves the world from the evil russian empire!

we got weapons and armor that will make u feel like a total badass. u can ride dragons and unicorns into battle, cuz why not?

join now and be part of the most epic minecraft server ever! defeat russia and save the world, all in a day’s work for u, hero!

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BrotherlyBanterCraft

hurtful actions, Divorce, Confrontation, relationships, family

Join our Minecraft server for a family drama experience like no other! Just like Jack, you can divorce your in-game family whenever you feel like it. Build your own virtual family and then cut them off for no reason at all! Watch as your in-game relatives try to reach out to you, only to be met with silence and betrayal.

Experience the thrill of being the black sheep of the Minecraft family, just like Jack! Show up out of the blue when it’s convenient for you, cause drama, and then disappear again. And if anyone dares to call you out on your actions, just stay silent and let them vent their frustrations.

Join now for a chance to be the center of attention in our virtual family soap opera. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the chaos and betrayal in the Minecraft world? Don’t miss out on the chance to be the ultimate family troublemaker!

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NormsAreOverrated Minecraft Server

societal standards, NormsAreOverrated, societal influence, Self-expression, conformity vs individuality

Are you tired of conforming to society’s boring rules and norms? Join our Minecraft server and break free from the chains of normalcy! Our server is a wild and wacky place where anything goes, from riding pigs into battle to building giant statues of llamas wearing top hats.

Forget about harmful social norms like wearing pants in public or saying “bless you” when someone sneezes. On our server, the only rule is to have fun and let your creativity run wild.

Join us and become a part of our quirky community where the only thing that’s normal is being weird. Who needs social norms when you can have exploding chickens and flying cows instead? Come join the madness today!

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CelebLoveCraft

cherished, adored, endearing, Favorite, respected

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about hating any celebrity ever again! Why? Because on our server, all the celebrities are actually Minecraft mobs in disguise! Imagine fighting off a horde of zombie Justin Biebers or taking down a creeper version of Kim Kardashian. Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat the final boss, you’ll be granted the ability to summon your favorite celebrity to hang out with you in-game. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your quest to befriend your favorite celeb in blocky form!

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Blocktopia: Flood Escape – Evacuate 6k!

evacuation, Flood, emergency response, displaced residents, Public Safety

so, like, this server is so lit, it’s like a dam breach in China but in Minecraft, ya know? we got almost 6,000 people evacuating to join our epic world of blocky goodness. why join, you ask? well, let me tell ya, we got pigs that can fly, creepers that dance the cha cha slide, and diamonds that rain from the sky like confetti at a party. plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. so come on over and join the fun, before the dam breaks again and we all float away on a river of tears. #minecraftmadness #joinusnow #blockparty

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